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#79 - solomonkane (02/19/2015) [-]
All in short, It would be like an MMA fighter vs a goddamn Berserker.
Broly IS the Legendary Super Saiyan.
#143 - assassindash (02/20/2015) [-]
Berserkers are real too, I know a guy who got shot about 13 times in the chest by a 9mm pistol, and he just laughed and took the guys pistol, unloaded what was left and beat him with it. Saw the whole thing go down. Before he called the cops, he picked up the ammo and stuffed it between a couch cushion. The person who shot him was thoroughly beaten and I was just sitting there with my jaw dropped. He went up to the person and said something, which was apparently, "Nobody will ever believe you, so it's best to say you never loaded the gun and were just trying to scare me."
Then when the cops got there he told them that exact story, and my friend said that he checked and wasn't shot once, but I saw the holes in his shirt before he changed into a coat, as well as the blood. Dude then personally plucked and cut all the bullets out himself after they left with a little help from me, (all I did was throw the bullets in the trash) but damn it all was he scary.
It didn't make the news cause he asked that it didn't and it didn't seem like an interesting story.... Key word is seemed here.
I mean, maybe he doesn't follow the exact laws of a berserker, but he doesn't even look that built. This was like two years ago, I was 15 and he was 17, but man.... I don't really know how his parents reacted because I left shortly after I threw the bullets away, and a week later his family moved.
Feel free to doubt, but it's something that's motivated me to be strong like him so.... Yea. Dude that shot was also 23, like 6 years older than him.
#85 - solomonkane (02/19/2015) [-]
Which is basically what the z fighters do, They fight for fun and sport until they have to fight for their lives, and when they DO have to fight for their lives, they usually get their asses handed to them. Broly was fighting to kill and entertainment and if not for piccolo showing up with those first aid beans, they would've all been killed.
#86 - heartlessrobot (02/19/2015) [-]
Take the ax away from the Berserker, then we'll see how well he'd do.
Also, Berserkers thought of battle as sport. Well, they did when the walls stopped melting and the grass was no longer fire.
It's like comparing a Spartan to a Green Beret.
Take away all weapons, and modern training wins out.
#129 - iamkagji (02/20/2015) [-]
The berserker wouldn't flinch from getting hit and wouldn't go down until you killed him. Ever seen someone on PCP? They're insanely strong and don't go down unless you shoot them in the head. The MMA fighter would get up close, try to grapple or punch, and get fucking ripped in half by the hugely muscled guy tripping balls with no neural inhibitors on his muscles. Berserkers would literally rip their muscles apart in the same way roid ragers and PCP ragers do, because they push themselves far beyond their physical limitations in their drug-fueled rampage.
Spartans also had an insanely high pain tolerance and fight to the death they weren't supposed to finish off their training partners, but it was still lethal force almost every day from age seven. A lot of green berets have the hand-to-hand training they got from boot and then special forces school, and they're trained more for endurance and agility. They mostly focus on fighting people with similar or lesser training and modern combat with firearms and shit . Same story as the MMA fighter versus the berserker, the green beret would try to punch or grapple, the spartan would rip him in half. These are huge, insanely well-trained men raised in an era where hand-to hand and melee were the standard fighting methods.
#158 - heartlessrobot (02/20/2015) [-]
Not if they know what their about to fight.
Hit them in the throat, get behind, choke hold.
According to angry black people, a white man performing a chokehold takes about 4 seconds to kill.
But joking aside, all they'd have to do is get behind them, knock them out or break their neck, and it's over.
It would be a fair fight, but it wouldn't be won by pure muscle alone. Can't win a real fight like that, especially when you're up against someone that can probably kill you 32 different ways with a paperclip.
#164 - iamkagji (02/20/2015) [-]
Okay, first off, you obviously don't know anything about how green berets are trained. Second, you can't get a chokehold on a guy who will literally just rip your arm off when you try. Finally, no, it wouldn't be a contest of pure strength. It would be a contest of a man who has trained to fight to the death since he was a small child using some of the most deadly methods we know of today and a man who has had three years of training and likely hasn't seen real combat or even if he has, hasn't been active for a few years . A few years of modern training isn't going to beat 4000 years of martial tradition and prowess instilled into a man over a 30-year period over literally every day of his life.
No, a chokehold, if performed properly, can knock someone out in about 6 seconds. It takes about another minute for brain death to occur.
#166 - iamkagji (02/24/2015) [-]
You are forgetting that weapons were used in the battle of thermopylae, and it wasn't an unarmed match between two people, it was an army versus an army. The force needed to rip a human shoulder completely off is between 870-1347lb. A spartan, in hand-to hand combat, could definitely apply that much force with leverage. However, when you can't close that distance because of, oh, i don't know, and entire fucking army armed with spears and swords, no fucking shit that's not gonna happen. you are, without a doubt, one of the stupidest people i have ever had the displeasure of speaking with
#89 - solomonkane (02/19/2015) [-]
A bare handed Berserker would dismantle an MMA fighter. Also, Im sure a Spartan would do he same to a Green Beret. These types of people went down in history as being one of the toughest mother fuckers on the face of the planet. Killing hundreds in battle, And im not talking about the Berserker nor the movie 300, even though it was historically accurate.
#121 - John Cena (02/19/2015) [-]
300 isn't historically accurate
#123 - John Cena (02/19/2015) [-]
Also a Spartan wouldn't stand a chance 1v1 with a Green Beret
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