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RedSarge

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Date Signed Up:8/07/2010
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#67 - Not imperfect, incomplete. Simplifying 4/8 to 1/2 is simplifi…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2014 on Let the battle begin +6
User avatar #171 - chimpaflimp (08/31/2014) [-]
Actually, there was a dude who did just sit down and decide to simplify a bunch of stuff.
#66 - Why did you need to post that picture? God dammit, I'm gonna … 08/31/2014 on Let the battle begin +1
#48 - Exceptionally Courageous: Gryffindor Exceptionally Douchey…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2014 on if harry potter was in the... +39
#49 - zaggystirdust (08/31/2014) [-]
#123 - Don't forget the NCR is using weapons made two hundred years a…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/31/2014 on this the cult? -1
User avatar #154 - severepwner (08/31/2014) [-]
That's absolutely ridiculous.

NCR weapons is using weapons made two hundred years ago? For one, so what? It works and many of their weapons were made by the Gun Runners recently in bulk. And the legions weapons commonly used were invented thousands of years ago, how the fuck is that supposed to trump normal firearms?

Prone to jamming and breaking, sure they're prone to jamming here and there, but breaking? What machetes and the weapons Legion use aren't? Machetes break all the time and have to be reforged in a fire.

They also rely on stimpaks and other drugs? SO WHAT?! This is the most modern and effective way to keep their military healthy. According to the game's crafting, stimpaks are a concentrated syringe version of the Legion healing powder, really fucking easy to make. And the Legion are using a very primitive method that are centuries back from the empire they're imitating.

Weapons that can't fail? A machete will never backfire? You ever hear the word parrying? It ever occur to you that NCR soldiers pretty much always have a weapon that's effective for blocking a machete? Of course it fucking backfires, not to mention to have to sprint up to a guy with a firearm capable of firing hundreds of meters away to even have a chance of getting a hit in.

A throwing spear won't jam? I guess it won't, but it's borderline useless. Throwing spears rely heavily on the strength of the person throwing it, not to mention it will be horribly inaccurate, this is giving the opponent dozens of chances to shoot your ass.

The only thing I can give you are better trained soldiers and the numbers, but their failure to embrace everything the world has available for combat is why they stalemate the NCR to begin with.

Honestly surprised the NCR lasted this long? I'm surprised the Legion have gotten this far.
#185 - anonexplains (09/13/2014) [-]
And to top it off, the legion proves their basic troops inferior by equipping top level soldiers with strong weapons like balistic fists, 12.7mm smg's etc.

Basically they're admitting that their "own" gear is too weak and too old for their good tropps XD
#12 - baaa.....baaa... Do you people really think this …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/13/2013 on Welcome to funnyjunk -7
User avatar #27 - garymuthafuknoak (04/13/2013) [-]
I concur
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#19 - Hreidmar (04/13/2013) [-]
What do YOU mean, "you people"?
#12 - That's not the stoner culture. That's #yoloswag69i'msocoolcaus…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/13/2013 on That feel... +2
User avatar #21 - anonymoose (04/13/2013) [-]
Stoner culture is just as annoying.
User avatar #32 - rapsuskiller (04/13/2013) [-]
The popular stoner culture is almost completely made up by those who donĀ“t smoke just to have a reason to insult stoners
#11 - How is this funny?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/13/2013 on That feel... +8
User avatar #17 - antisocialtwilight (04/13/2013) [-]
Because it's funny to think of such an innocent hobbit from the Shire as a stoner, and to think of Gandalf as a weed dealer.
#16 - anonexplains (04/13/2013) [-]
Because some of us can relate
User avatar #13 - misticalz (04/13/2013) [-]
BECAUSE IT'S ABOUT WEED
HAAHHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
DON'T YOU GET IT? WEED? GET IT? FUNNY RIGHT?
#10 - The **** does any of that have to do with being a…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2013 on my daughter the engineer 0
User avatar #14 - marking (04/13/2013) [-]
as an engineer this question deeply disturbs me
#49 - "pasted down" Are you retarded? 04/13/2013 on WHAT I LEARNED FROM ANIME... +1
#90 - This comic is old as piss and incredibly ****** . … 04/13/2013 on The Truth Behind Games -2

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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#52 - flesheater (05/26/2012) [-]
KITTEHS OR SKAporn
KITTEHS OR SKAporn
User avatar #53 to #56 - RedSarge (05/26/2012) [-]
That's ****** awesome. Did you make that?
#55 to #58 - flesheater (05/26/2012) [-]
****					 site wont let me add gifs anymore
**** site wont let me add gifs anymore
#51 - jokersabeast (04/09/2012) [-]
I saw you post random life hacks on somewhere, i want them all! Post them on my profile, thanks :)
Pic should serve as payment.
User avatar #47 - redwolfradolf (03/22/2012) [-]
Whhoooo yeah!
RED TEAM!
Suck it blues!
User avatar #48 to #51 - RedSarge (03/22/2012) [-]
Blue Team > Grif.
User avatar #49 to #52 - redwolfradolf (03/22/2012) [-]
I find this both wrong and right at the same time......
How can one argue?
Mind... overload....
#46 - RedSarge (03/14/2012) [-]
I AM NOT A DUMBASS.
#44 - biggieboy (03/14/2012) [-]
<--- nuff said
User avatar #43 - pivotcrack (03/14/2012) [-]
you sir are a dumbass.

#41 - anonexplains (03/14/2012) [-]
Dumbass.
#40 - Spectricity (03/14/2012) [-]
Dumbass.
Dumbass.
User avatar #39 - typufficles (03/14/2012) [-]
DUMBASS!

:)
User avatar #38 - Jenisist (03/14/2012) [-]
You're a dumbass now.

I'm sorry...
User avatar #37 - carolcifer (03/14/2012) [-]
DUMBASS
#36 - mothertrollbegood (03/14/2012) [-]
God your such a DUMBASS
#35 - anonexplains (03/14/2012) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #34 - mrbyobman (03/14/2012) [-]
Dumbass

User avatar #33 - daisuke (03/14/2012) [-]
DUMBASS
User avatar #30 - bchewey (03/14/2012) [-]
Dumbass
User avatar #31 to #31 - RedSarge (03/14/2012) [-]
Why?
#42 to #32 - anonexplains (03/14/2012) [-]
ud know if you werent such a dumbass
User avatar #32 to #32 - sladee (03/14/2012) [-]
a little roll game when you get dubs then you roll a user and remember him is a dumbass, inb4 DUMBASS
User avatar #24 - jeudyfeo (11/11/2011) [-]
ur gonna play Skyrim on PC right?
User avatar #25 to #25 - RedSarge (11/11/2011) [-]
I'm too poor to afford a good gaming pc. I have to play on Xbox, but I do have surround sound, a HD projector the size of my wall, and a subwoofer that shakes the whole building. I hope that makes up for it.
User avatar #26 to #26 - jeudyfeo (11/11/2011) [-]
YAY i got an Xbox too add me: UnorthodoxGamin
im playing Skyrim on PC though mine cost like 4,500 when i bought it like 3 months ago
and speakers around it and a bass that shakes the place
User avatar #27 to #27 - RedSarge (11/11/2011) [-]
Sweet. I'll add you when i go out later to actually play. I'm N1ghtm4re W0lf. Some ass hat already had Nightmare Wolf, NightmareWolf, and Nightmare W0lf. So i had to use a lot of numbers.
User avatar #28 to #28 - jeudyfeo (11/11/2011) [-]
hehe ok imma add u later
User avatar #29 to #29 - RedSarge (11/11/2011) [-]
No, im gonna add you.
User avatar #19 to #18 - RedSarge (09/30/2011) [-]
why
User avatar #20 to #19 - guiguito (09/30/2011) [-]
feeling like raping someone...
expecialy who don't like the taste of one thousand rainbows!
User avatar #21 to #20 - RedSarge (10/01/2011) [-]
I just dont like it. It's an oppinion. I had it for the first time last week. THought it was gross.
#22 to #21 - guiguito (10/01/2011) [-]
i never eated one lol
i never eated one lol
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