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#72 - Fayetteville reporting in. True.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2013 on beautiful snow... FUCK YOU... 0
#75 - murpmurp (12/02/2013) [-]
Dawson County reporting in. tfw no snow.
#57 - Cards Against Humanity. Online version here: 12/02/2013 on Cards Against Humanity +1
#42 - With its mouth. 11/30/2013 on Dino-Bro +117
#16 - Superbad 11/29/2013 on Y!A Win +3
#7 - "Madden Warfare" is already how people from Boston p…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/23/2013 on The best of both worlds +144
User avatar #40 - letting (11/23/2013) [-]
Well...you're not wrong...
#26 - maaarknuuuut (11/23/2013) [-]
i'm from boston and can confirm this
#19 - omnipotentsoap (11/23/2013) [-]
Ted - Restricted Clip: "Ted and John discuss Boston girls"
made me think of this and I came to tears laughing
#4 - Probably with some type of goal. "pass all their tests.&q…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/20/2013 on Dad Joke +14
User avatar #5 - agentmoleman (11/20/2013) [-]
Hmm.. okay i quess.. The first thing that popped in my head was "naked".. Might not be healthy..
#6 - vorarephilia (11/20/2013) [-]
#17 - This comment is how you prove someone knows Fayetteville, NC. 11/12/2013 on It was not an eventful posting +1
#15 - **** yeah. We'll meet on Murchison. I'll swing by…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/12/2013 on It was not an eventful posting +1
#16 - Bobtheblob (11/12/2013) [-]
If I ever have to back to Murchison, it'll have been too soon.
User avatar #17 - RealJoker (11/12/2013) [-]
This comment is how you prove someone knows Fayetteville, NC.
#13 - Nice. Fayetteville here.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/12/2013 on It was not an eventful posting +1
#14 - Bobtheblob (11/12/2013) [-]
Same here. We gonna have a Fayetteville party now.
User avatar #15 - RealJoker (11/12/2013) [-]
Fuck yeah. We'll meet on Murchison. I'll swing by the liquor store and pick up some "Arizona Half and Half." (Oh...Fayetteville humor.)
#16 - Bobtheblob (11/12/2013) [-]
If I ever have to back to Murchison, it'll have been too soon.
User avatar #17 - RealJoker (11/12/2013) [-]
This comment is how you prove someone knows Fayetteville, NC.
#5 - Comment deleted 10/31/2013 on Description is truth 0
#23 - Clearly Pete Wentz gets to give out the crown... 10/26/2013 on King Of Halloween -2
#26 - Good points. Good points. My only issue here is that J.K. Rowl… 10/18/2013 on "Who're all these amateurs?" +12
#7 - Same thing happened to me. Walk up to a group of cows and call… 10/18/2013 on I guess he made a misteak 0
#18 - Wait wait. Let's hear him out.  [+] (6 new replies) 10/18/2013 on "Who're all these amateurs?" +21
#23 - anonymous (10/18/2013) [-]
well first of all the twilight hats better characters and stroyline and omre people like it and i like it and harry potter was written by stan and is evil.
User avatar #33 - thedarkestrogue (10/18/2013) [-]
Whos stan?
User avatar #48 - mitchr (10/18/2013) [-]
Like the Eminem song. Stan is an obsessed fan who slit his wife's throat and drove into the river because he didn't get a letter back from a famous person.
User avatar #57 - thedarkestrogue (10/18/2013) [-]
Sounds like a faggot.
User avatar #26 - RealJoker (10/18/2013) [-]
Good points. Good points. My only issue here is that J.K. Rowling wrote Harry Potter, not Stan. Easily confused, what with British spelling and whatnot.
#22 - theprocrastibator (10/18/2013) [-]
Let's not.
#17 - In Morrowind, I would find a house I liked, slaughter the owne…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/17/2013 on Skyrim - When you're Lost +16
User avatar #40 - Rvalldrgg (10/17/2013) [-]
Fun fact: this doesn't work in real life. someone always steals the pillow.
#39 - subjectesixseven (10/17/2013) [-]
thats fucking genius...
#32 - twofreegerbils (10/17/2013) [-]
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#19 - Honestly, one of the biggest. Went to see them recently. Met P… 10/16/2013 on Deffo no homo there bro 0
#34 - Ah... The lightbulb sure ****** this one up. Side… 10/09/2013 on POOH!? 0
#69 - I'm so ******* pumped. 10/08/2013 on (1881) +3
#11 - Misfits.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2013 on Long, Hard, and Throbbing... +4
User avatar #25 - mrdudeface (09/25/2013) [-]
thank you good sir
#79 - Comment deleted 09/22/2013 on Ten Space-Related Facts 0
#12 - Oh god dammit. Cloning it was not enough? Go big or go home, I guess.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/19/2013 on Animal Facts Pt. 2 +1
User avatar #14 - hhanako (09/19/2013) [-]
it's just to see if they can give it traits they want. soon enough it'll be like the movie gattaca.
#165 - That's not how Friday the 13ths work... 09/14/2013 on Saturday the 14th 0
#3 - Comment deleted 09/12/2013 on Random WWII fact. +4
#156 - Comment deleted 09/04/2013 on Cosplay -4
#148 - Whoa nerd. Put the comic books down.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2013 on Incredibles +3
User avatar #151 - zourch (08/28/2013) [-]
okay that was funny ill thumb

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#14 to #13 - RealJoker (10/07/2010) [-]
Get that **** outta here.
User avatar #11 - RealJoker (12/06/2009) [-]
Joke, joke, joke, joker face. Joke, joke, joker face. Joke, joke, joke, joker face. Joke, joke, joker face. I make her say, "Oh oh oh oh, oh ohhhhhhhhhh." When I joke joke joke joker face. Joke, joke, joker face.
User avatar #7 - girguy (11/26/2009) [-]
What do you call a bunny who uses conditioner?
User avatar #8 to #7 - RealJoker (11/26/2009) [-]
I would call him Harry, but then again I may be insane.

What do YOU call a bunny who uses conditioner?
User avatar #9 to #8 - girguy (11/26/2009) [-]
A "CUTE HARE"!
User avatar #4 - iHeartPenis (11/08/2009) [-]
Ok i will join the villians ;)
User avatar #6 to #4 - RealJoker (11/17/2009) [-]
Fantastic!
User avatar #3 - im bored (11/08/2009) [-]
bats is gonna get ya
User avatar #5 to #3 - RealJoker (11/17/2009) [-]
Highly unlikely. If he does manage to "catch" me, it will be the last thing poor old Bats ever does. HA HA HA HA HA!
#10 to #5 - GoddamnBatman **User deleted account** (12/04/2009) [-]
Caught'cha!
User avatar #12 to #10 - RealJoker (12/26/2009) [-]
GODDAMN Batman. >:(
User avatar #2 - theriddler (11/08/2009) [-]
yes yes, that junkie scarecrow cannot hope to reach our level of genius. So wheres dear harvey, we need to get the group together and do some planing
#1 - a dinosaur **User deleted account** (11/02/2009) [-]
Hi.
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