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Date Signed Up:3/13/2010
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#23 - 8.5/10 would bang  [+] (3 new replies) 11/28/2012 on Dead cat reflexes +8
User avatar #30 - darktoucan (11/28/2012) [-]
i think its a dude
User avatar #24 - ighostinthefogi (11/28/2012) [-]
The good thing is, she wouldn't realize you were raping her until you were done.
#41 - Digitalphear (11/28/2012) [-]
#54 - **ReaLCooLGuY rolled user Crusader ** 11/27/2012 on You can't deny it. 0
#199 - take all my feels 11/27/2012 on My feels +2
#78 - To be fair it was a picture of my girlfriend and I. Most of th…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2012 on fb +2
#107 - illegalartist (11/27/2012) [-]
you have a girlfriend too? you just gotta prove youre better than me, dont you?

haha just kidding

not really
#26 - -1 teenage years 11/27/2012 on Hot rape 0
#72 - I think i had 21 likes once, but it's possible that I dreamed it.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/27/2012 on fb +2
User avatar #76 - illegalartist (11/27/2012) [-]
just had to one-up me there, haha
User avatar #78 - ReaLCooLGuY (11/27/2012) [-]
To be fair it was a picture of my girlfriend and I. Most of the likes came from her friends..
#107 - illegalartist (11/27/2012) [-]
you have a girlfriend too? you just gotta prove youre better than me, dont you?

haha just kidding

not really
#428 - ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 14 ways to pleasure your man 11/25/2012 on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ban -2
#24 - Miranda Cosgrove. Can not unsee. 11/21/2012 on Irrelevant +14
#146 - you can let me out ;-) 11/20/2012 on Fast and Furious 7 0
#62 - Picture 11/20/2012 on Fast and Furious 7 +5
#27 - made me laugh +1 11/20/2012 on It's the 21. century for... 0
#301 - I lost it when the bowled was dumped over. 11/19/2012 on How they act in Infomercials +1
#21 - Has someone devised a plan to get her capture and marry this woman? 11/18/2012 on i want to be harry 0
#5 - All i'm concerned about are those lips. 11/17/2012 on twitter its stupid? no way! +2
#20 - Wow. I don't even know what to say. Thanks for explaining it though! 11/16/2012 on The Fuck? +4
#14 - Is this real? How could a baby be your soul mate? What?/ Can a…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/16/2012 on The Fuck? 0
User avatar #19 - imakejewburgers (11/16/2012) [-]
I'll explain, but it's still incredibly stupid. The idea is that he'll be whatever she needs him to be at that time in her life. When she's young he'll be a playmate, when she gets a little older he'll be a friend, and when she fully matures (which is like 7 years for whatever the fuck they call half human half gay vampire) he'll be her lover. He won't start wanting to be her lover until that time though.
User avatar #53 - ravarshi (11/17/2012) [-]
you actually put it in a way that doesn't immediately make me want to kill the author for writing a pedophile into her book.
User avatar #60 - imakejewburgers (11/17/2012) [-]
It seems a lot more perverted in the movie than it does in the book because of when they decided to stop the first one.
User avatar #61 - ravarshi (11/17/2012) [-]
well i burned my mother's twilight novels, and only ever watched the first movie with her, while she had reservations to go see the 2nd movie? (it'll be 3 years on the 25th, when she died) but missed it because of the illness that took her.
User avatar #70 - imakejewburgers (11/17/2012) [-]
Sorry about your mother. In the books he imprints on the baby and then it is explained that he doesn't wan to immediately fuck her shortly after. But the people that decided how to do the movies decided to have him imprint in the 4th movie, but not explain that it isn't immediately sexual until the 5th, leaving anyone who hasn't read the books thinking that he's an extreme pervert. He is in a way, considering that she'll mature in 7 years and then it will be one massive sexual act for like a year. Sorry if you already know all this or don't care.
User avatar #74 - ravarshi (11/17/2012) [-]
still pretty bad that she matures at 7... and completely (like most of what Stephanie wrote into those books) Non Canon to the actual mythos.
User avatar #78 - imakejewburgers (11/17/2012) [-]
I didn't really mind that she fucked up vampires. I love to read and I'm easily drawn in so I actually ended up liking the books even though everyone in the book is completely and utterly retarded.
#21 - iowancricket (11/16/2012) [-]
When she's young he'll be a protector, get that shit straight.
User avatar #20 - ReaLCooLGuY (11/16/2012) [-]
Wow. I don't even know what to say. Thanks for explaining it though!
#54 - WHAT? 11/14/2012 on dr hedgeh +2
#554 - I usually criticize call of duty in the same way, but black op… 11/14/2012 on Call of Duty: Black Ops 2. +1
#65 - but who was phone 11/14/2012 on For all the Walking Dead Fans 0
#144 - I don't know... if there was a joke here...I was just staring … 11/13/2012 on Friend Zone... 0
#141 - Picture 11/10/2012 on it doesn't get any more... 0
#150 - i wish i knew a girl in England =[  [+] (3 new replies) 11/08/2012 on FJ for ya 0
User avatar #155 - lemanrouste (11/08/2012) [-]
Don't know any IN England, know a few FROM England though...

I think England kicks out the hot Brits and sends them to America... just saying..
#153 - tkuja (11/08/2012) [-]
im from england lets fuck
User avatar #191 - appleboom (11/08/2012) [-]
master of romance.gif
#16 - Picture 11/08/2012 on Read Description 0
#565 - this needs a caption  [+] (2 new replies) 11/07/2012 on Romney's face when seeing... +5
User avatar #617 - potatotown (11/07/2012) [-]
"nigga please"
User avatar #583 - chezburgadominator (11/07/2012) [-]
How about:

And he said

"When he wins"
#71 - Looks like Obama wins. Someone please caption this. 11/07/2012 on I love this guy! -4
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