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Date Signed Up:3/13/2010
Last Login:5/18/2013
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I like long walks on the beach and watching the sunrise every morning.

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#89 - we all would bone your girlfriend  [+] (3 new replies) 02/09/2013 on description +4
User avatar #106 - awesomeradish (02/09/2013) [-]
She could have the ugliest face man, just consider that as a possibility
User avatar #91 - slushieman (02/09/2013) [-]
Not Homosexuals
#92 - artyfole (02/09/2013) [-]
#26 - Yes I get it. Funnyjunk doesn't like religion.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2013 on the holy pope +7
User avatar #122 - rockamekishiko (02/08/2013) [-]
and they love homosexuals. both are ok but it's getting so annoying...
#21 - not gonna lie here, some girls pull it off well. 02/08/2013 on I Fucking Hate People Who... +3
#58 - Fuck you OP I was reading that in Bane's voice and it made no sense. 02/05/2013 on People of Supwer Bowl! 0
#59 - Idc, I can't understand a lick of German but I still think it'… 02/02/2013 on German language +1
#58 - Nice phone, must've cost an arm or a leg.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/02/2013 on Facebook Must Know +12
#80 - spoontang (02/13/2013) [-]
#68 - cloughie (02/02/2013) [-]
#86 - I don't understand why he just doesn't rape her after that.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2013 on Boil it yourself... -1
User avatar #93 - hentaisweetie (01/31/2013) [-]
Because people feel sorry enough for her already and not to mention he's already enough of an asshole.
#663 - There are bigger things to worry about than gun control.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2013 on Gun control logic +2
#677 - N. Korean citizen (01/20/2013) [-]
There are always bigger things to worry about than where the government tells us to look
#182 - that's one huge African penis 01/16/2013 on The Baobab Tree -1
#462 - this is cool but most of these pictures look fake.. 01/14/2013 on A beary cute story 0
#27 - The original Karate kid is a classic. But the remake was prett… 01/12/2013 on lol future +1
#32 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 01/11/2013 on Bail Out +5
User avatar #40 - residentevilfan (01/11/2013) [-]
being level 30 in fallout
User avatar #43 - abaraxus (01/11/2013) [-]
Hahaha oh wow...
#50 - ultratoaster (01/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #37 - bacontrips (01/11/2013) [-]
every cod game
#185 - Mainly in the midwest we call it Pop. 01/09/2013 on Merica 0
#208 - I'm glad he didn't die. Bad music, but I actually think Lil Wa… 12/14/2012 on Murder and Castration of... +2
#58614 - ITT: Unpopular opinions that you have. Me first, I ac…  [+] (26 new replies) 12/12/2012 on Social Board 0
User avatar #58720 - flingwing (12/12/2012) [-]
i like one direction because ive been in tons of choirs and they are mechanically and chorally flawless.

i think all families should be limited to having 3 children.

i think people extensive autism or any sort of extensive medical and genetic condition, or any condition that renders them a less-than-desirable parent, should not be allowed to have children

we should take care of the homeless in our own countries before catering to countries far away or animals

i love sociallism
#58687 - mrmiguel (12/12/2012) [-]
I am not a fan of either Pokemon or Harry Potter. And I think breakfast sausages are way better than bacon. Most of the stuff that is liked by FJ, I dislike.
#58683 - bennyandthejets (12/12/2012) [-]
I think you should be allowed to drive 'recklessly' if you can prove that you know how to handle your car. (obviously excluding school zones and highly congested city areas.) Like take a driving test where you display your 'talents' doing burnouts and drifts around obstacles. If this were ever to come into effect you would have to display your skills at least once a year, and people who do would get a special license plate, a different color or something. I often don't share this opinion with people cause everyone wigs out at me, and says I'm a hazard to society whenever I do share this opinion.
User avatar #58677 - TheseChocodiles (12/12/2012) [-]
I love Nicki Minaj.
And Eurovision.

And so many things that really do make me shitty.
User avatar #58734 - loveyameanish (12/13/2012) [-]
THE BANT AT EUROVISION TIME IS UN-RAIL.
User avatar #58755 - TheseChocodiles (12/13/2012) [-]
LOL I KNOW I LOVE IT
#58672 - N. Korean citizen (12/12/2012) [-]
I actually don't mind Justin Bieber: Boyfriend
User avatar #58659 - iwanttousenumbers (12/12/2012) [-]
I like Nickelback, don't hate Justin Beiber, will listen to One Direction, I also like the new YouTube layout, like Glee, there's probably more that I can't think of
User avatar #58645 - loveyameanish (12/12/2012) [-]
I enjoyed the Twilight books and the movies are pretty alright.


Also I think Ezio is better than Altair.
User avatar #58682 - bennyandthejets (12/12/2012) [-]
Completely agree with Ezio being better than Altair, but both are fucking awesome.
User avatar #58733 - loveyameanish (12/13/2012) [-]
They are both awesome, but I feel Altair is just too bland, Ezio has a charm and an attitude about him. Besides, he's attractive and I'm female so that helps too.
User avatar #58737 - bennyandthejets (12/13/2012) [-]
Hahaha I see your point, he is a very flavorful character, and that is why I agree.
User avatar #58633 - samxdaxman (12/12/2012) [-]
Beatles=the most overrated band ever. They're not horrible but they are severely overrated. They're a boy band, just like n'sync and backstreet boys. Separately the were meh and John Lennon is pretty cool but together theyre just your average boy band.
User avatar #58722 - flingwing (12/12/2012) [-]
finally someone with the same opinion! their talent is blown out of proportion

theyre great, good musicians, i even like their music and some of its on my playlist. but definitely not 'the best band to ever play' how people make them out to be
User avatar #58634 - samxdaxman (12/12/2012) [-]
I also agree with gmarrox and smashingprodigy.
User avatar #58630 - smashingprodigy (12/12/2012) [-]
Agree with gmarrox. I prefer a relationship that has meaning and can be fun without resorting to sex all the time. I have also been put off to drinking like MelodicMarzipan, but will give a few drinks a chance once I turn 21. Then I'll be able to decide if I like them and can handle it. My friend gets discounts on drinks at the restaurant he works at.
User avatar #58629 - thisisspartah (12/12/2012) [-]
nickleback is my favorite band
don't hate me
#58626 - popperz (12/12/2012) [-]
I like Glee.


It has its moments that pleases me..
User avatar #58643 - loveyameanish (12/12/2012) [-]
I LOVED that episode.
#58624 - zash (12/12/2012) [-]
I don't hate the Twlilight books. I read all of them. Movies are shit, but the books are alright. I sat through em.
#58618 - gmarrox (12/12/2012) [-]
I think casual sex is overrated and much prefer a long term relationship with a girl where sex is not necessarily an every day event, but a special occasion.
User avatar #58726 - flingwing (12/12/2012) [-]
i do not share this view but i respect it and appreciate it

though casual sex is nasty... im kind of ok with friends with benefits but just hooking up is grody

and sex is a super personal thing so if you want it to be a special occasion thats cool but if someone else wants it twice a day thats cool too
User avatar #58721 - kabageguy (12/12/2012) [-]
I agree with you, it makes every time seem more special
User avatar #58680 - BrayBoy (12/12/2012) [-]
I agree completely, just hard to find
User avatar #58644 - loveyameanish (12/12/2012) [-]
THIS.
User avatar #58615 - hashketchum (12/12/2012) [-]
I think Jersey Shore is a good show.
#111 - How about I Whit my Forest in your Taker. Huh???  [+] (4 new replies) 12/11/2012 on that feels -5
#136 - makethingsworse (12/12/2012) [-]
#119 - Vpirate (12/11/2012) [-]
#115 - krayon (12/11/2012) [-]
User avatar #137 - doctorstein (12/12/2012) [-]
That reply was so horrible it gave me CanasyphilAIDS.
#917 - Use a carton and you won't have to deal with any of that shit. 12/11/2012 on Canadian Bagged Milk 0
#399 - at least I don't have to see One Direction in the background w… 12/08/2012 on Youtube -1
#102 - Do people actually believe this?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/08/2012 on It Hurts FJ 0
User avatar #103 - darkjustifier (12/08/2012) [-]
yes
User avatar #104 - darkjustifier (12/08/2012) [-]
not really, could you imagine?
User avatar #117 - freight (12/08/2012) [-]
hahaha i laughed way harder at this then i should have
#25 - 6/10 would fondle 12/08/2012 on Look again... 0
#91 - she's the prettiest one 12/07/2012 on The 1% +11
#406 - Thanks a bunch man! 12/06/2012 on 2012 +1
#387 - You are my hero. I'll test it out now. 12/06/2012 on 2012 +1
#369 - *sigh* speaking of the end of the world. Does anyone know how …  [+] (8 new replies) 12/06/2012 on 2012 +2
User avatar #376 - joens (12/06/2012) [-]
www.makeuseof.com/dir/document-corrupter-corrupt-word-documents/

>use this to fuck your shit up
>send it to the classmaster
>he/she claims it doesn't work
>apologize
>send a finished one later
>no profit
User avatar #406 - ReaLCooLGuY (12/06/2012) [-]
Thanks a bunch man!
User avatar #382 - therealsweetiebot (12/06/2012) [-]
You can do that with notepad so easily, though
User avatar #384 - joens (12/06/2012) [-]
I believe you, never tried neither for myself, though
User avatar #391 - therealsweetiebot (12/06/2012) [-]
I just say that because random websites are always semi dangerous.
User avatar #374 - therealsweetiebot (12/06/2012) [-]
Get a random file
Open it with notepad
Save as
papername.doc or papername.docx

It'll look corrupted in word
User avatar #378 - therealsweetiebot (12/06/2012) [-]
do make sure you test it first, though
User avatar #387 - ReaLCooLGuY (12/06/2012) [-]
You are my hero. I'll test it out now.
#191 - is it wrong that i want to try this? 12/03/2012 on D.I.Y. 0
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