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#236 - This is Coco she's an asshole I love her  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2016 on Shoulda' Named Him Dribbles +1
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#241 - shiblets (07/26/2016) [-]
What a beautiful coat! I love when black furred cats turn kind of red under the light.
#209 - Picture 07/25/2016 on twi +4
#59 - It all comes down to religion, in the unga bunga africa region…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/19/2016 on edge eddge and edgy +2
#72 - whiite (07/19/2016) [-]
What the fuck. Where in the bible does it say that? They didn't even have contraception back then, did they? Glad I live in a country that's not controlled by religion.
#61 - anon (07/19/2016) [-]
It's been the policy of the catholic church to not aid those who use contraception in africa
#204 - Not as autisimo as it could be...i'm okay with this 07/05/2016 on Teenage Ghost +2
#9 - I have absolutely no problem beliving that whatsoever … 07/03/2016 on /g/entooman discusses his... 0
#78 - I also want to know similar films that would give me the warm … 06/27/2016 on treasure planet 0
#29 - a weapon to surpass Metal Gear 06/19/2016 on hi five +32
#83 - It always bothers me when people are burnt on pyres n things o…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/19/2016 on Funeral Business 0
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#128 - fruitjuicedrink (06/19/2016) [-]
Yeah, you're going off the premise that bodies are hard to burn, which is accurate. Human bodies don't readily ignite.
A pyre has wood and straw for fuel, which starts the fire. The people start melting, and our fat is, in fact, highly combustible. There is usually nothing left except bone fragments.
Research, bro. People wouldn't have done it for thousands of years if you were left with a 'gross mess of burnt flesh' and a pool of fat.
#122 - thesovereigngrave (06/19/2016) [-]
Well, I mean funeral pyres are a very real thing. And there were ancient peoples who utilized cremation, and they didn't have the technology of today.
#50 - "Oh my ******* god, my nuts are in your ass" 06/16/2016 on First base +48
#58 - It's not actually set on the nails the way it is on ay the blo… 06/14/2016 on HOT BALL OF NICKEL VS STUFF +7