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#569 - Nintendokami (04/26/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami comes back holding a little Cubone**

Figured you should meet him before the party. Can't have him freaking out and running away.

#633 to #569 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]

**rambowookie pulls a cigar out and starts smoking**

Any day now.

#634 to #633 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami thinks of something and runs to the back of the building quickly with a loud howl**

#635 to #634 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]

**rambowookie rolls my eyes and follows the howl**

Gonna sic one of your little pets on me?

#636 to #635 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami laughs and comes around the block on the back of a rampaging hunter**

Rage is right... You ARE smarter than you look!

#637 to #636 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]

**rambowookie shrugs and blows some smoke from his mouth**

Which body part do you want me to give back? I'll give you the head if you want.

#638 to #637 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami jumps off the Hunter's back as he runs into you, running behind you and slamming her metal bat into the back of your head**

Wooo, home run!

#639 to #638 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]

**rambowookie wrestles with the hunter and rips it's head off just in time to be hit by your bat. I toss you the dead hunter's head**

If your claws didn't hurt me. What makes you think an aluminum bat would? By the way. This belongs to you. Let me spell it out for you. You. Can't. Hurt. Me.

#640 to #639 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami gasps**

You killed my Tick-Tock!

I don't care if I can't hurt you! That won't stop me from trying my hardest!

#641 to #640 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]

**rambowookie puts his foot on the head and takes another breathe on my cigar**

You're fighting an uphill battle. But I like your style. Whenever you're ready to give up just let me know.

#642 to #641 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami sighs**

Considering I'm still evolving, there's only so many attacks I have..

#643 to #642 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]

**rambowookie claps his hands and offers you one**

Well. You're not dead. And clearly not much of a threat. Congratulations! You got the job!

#644 to #643 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami thinks for a second and shakes your hand with her tentacles**

Sweet!

#645 to #644 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]

**rambowookie shakes your tendrils**

Let me know when your other friend is in town. Wolv-something. I want to see if he's made of the same stuff.

#611 to #569 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]

Hmmm... Well. You'll see what you get once we get through your final interview.

#612 to #611 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami stares up at you**

Interview...?

#613 to #612 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]

**rambowookie places one foot in the air and slams it on the ground, glowing green around his body**

Let's see if you're tough enough.

#616 to #613 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami growls and braces herself**

Let's do this.

#617 to #616 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]

**rambowookie smirks and cracks his knuckles**

Let's see how many pieces I can break you into.

#618 to #617 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami holds out her arms**

You are always welcome to try.

#619 to #618 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]

**rambowookie smirks as a black coating covers his skin**

Tell you what. I'm a nice guy. Ladies first.

#620 to #619 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami dashes towards you, slashing at your chest**

You'll regret that!

#621 to #620 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]

**rambowookie stands still, smiling as your claws bounce off my chest**

Hold on. Let me get this look on your face on camera. It's priceless.

#622 to #621 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami growls angrily**

#623 to #622 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]

**rambowookie right fist glows bright orange and throws an uppercut to your chin sending you flying**

DAMN! You went WAY farther than Rage.

#624 to #623 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami hits a wall and shakes her head, standing up and dashing at you**

I'll show you, then!

#625 to #624 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]

**rambowookie laughs and puts his arms open**

Rage didn't lie! You're not one to give up! Give me your best shot!

#626 to #625 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami jumps forward, wrapping her tentacles around you tight to keep you still**

#627 to #626 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]

**rambowookie looks at the tendrils and rips them off and grabs you by your neck and squeezing it.**

You think your virus gunk is enough to hold me? Rage tried that. I'm not like those limp-dick lawyers Or Chicken shit bureaucrats!

#628 to #627 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami coughs loudly, giggling at your statement**

I get choked harder than this by my own collar. Is that the best you got?

#629 to #628 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]

**rambowookie throws you into the air and as you fall kicks you.**

You really are a glutton for punishment aren't you?

#630 to #629 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami grabs a pole with her tentacles and flips back, holding onto the wall before she hits it and climbing up to the roof**

I'm an Evolved! It's in my nature!

#631 to #630 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]

**rambowookie jumps on top of the wall**

Sure. You're tough as he said. But you're not nearly as strong as he lead on. Tell you what. I'm going to stand right here. See what you can do.

#632 to #631 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami sorts threw her options in her head, trying to find something suitable**

...

#604 to #569 - RageRambo ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]

I heard politicians were thick skinned. But he's on a whole other level.

#606 to #604 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]

W-what's that mean?!

#608 to #606 - RageRambo ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]

Well. I think it's up to him to explain that to you. He wants to "Interview" you.

#610 to #608 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami whines and wraps her tentacles around you**

#614 to #610 - RageRambo ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]

**RageRambo gets out of his way**

Don't show any weakness. He WILL exploit it. Don't hesitate either.

#615 to #614 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami steps forward, nodding**

Alright..

#646 to #615 - RageRambo ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]

**RageRambo pats your back**

You're still alive. Which is good.

#647 to #646 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami squeals**

Did you see how good I did?!

#648 to #647 - RageRambo ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]

**RageRambo nods**

He's a tough bastard. You did great. Now he wants to interview Wolvester. If he shows up. That will be fun to watch.

#649 to #648 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami sits down and stretches her back**

I'm sure we will. He's never one to pass up a challenge.

#650 to #649 - RageRambo ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]

We should get some cadavers for when he shows up. We can watch A politician and a virus beat the hell out of eachother.

#651 to #650 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami runs off, going to find some human bodies**

#652 to #651 - RageRambo ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]

**RageRambo jumps off of the building and starts poking around for some bodies.**

Here we go.

#653 to #652 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami carries a human back, unconscious and alive**

Look!
He was in a basement!

#654 to #653 - RageRambo ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]

**RageRambo nods**

Keep him out cold. When He shows up. There's going to be fireworks. And maybe a leveled city.

#655 to #654 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami hits the man's head against the pavement and carries him to the roof**

I can't wait~

#656 to #655 - RageRambo ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]

Neither can I.

#570 to #569 - RageRambo ONLINE (04/26/2013) [-]

**RageRambo raises one of his eyebrows**

I'm... Interested. Where on earth did you find a Cubone?

#571 to #570 - Nintendokami (04/26/2013) [-]

He's a human.. well, he was. I smashed his skull with a bat before I infected him and he wasn't healing right, so we put the cubone skull on him... it kinda just grew that way.

Isn't that right, Bolty?

#573 to #571 - boltam (04/26/2013) [-]

E-Eep!!!

U-Umm....Y-Yes...

#572 to #571 - RageRambo ONLINE (04/26/2013) [-]

You had me both interested and concerned at the same time.

#574 to #572 - Nintendokami (04/26/2013) [-]

Come on, I'm a lonely Evolved. I needed some sort of pet, right? 'specially since Wolvie ATE my human boy.

Now be nice and say hello, Bolty.

#576 to #574 - RageRambo ONLINE (04/26/2013) [-]

I could never stand people long enough to bother wasting enough time to form a relationship.

#578 to #576 - Nintendokami (04/26/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami grins**

Ah, but we're still friends, right?

#580 to #578 - RageRambo ONLINE (04/26/2013) [-]

Considering you haven't shot me or tried to kill me... More than once. I guess I should say yes.

#581 to #580 - Nintendokami (04/26/2013) [-]

Why the heck would I do that?!

Like... you'd probably snap my neck even before I got close!

#583 to #581 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]

**rambowookie walks from behind a wall**

Hello sweet cheeks. Your friend Rage has told me quite a bit about you.

#585 to #583 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami gulps softly and steps forward**

Um... hello. Nice to meet you.

#587 to #585 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]

**rambowookie nods and walks forward offering a large hand**

Don't be scared. I don't bite that hard.

#588 to #587 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami smiles softly and reaches out, shaking her hand with her tentacle**

#592 to #588 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]

**rambowookie shakes her tendril quite firmly**

My friend Rage and I have discussed what we're going to do with the world. Since he like people as much as a virus can. We entered a mutual agreement.

#594 to #592 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami tilts her head**

What sort of agreement?

#596 to #594 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]

Well. Clearly this world's people are fucked. We "worked" out that he would get me elected and I would fix this shithole we call a planet.

#599 to #596 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]

Isn't it hard to get elected when all the humans are dead?

#601 to #599 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]

Makes the competition that much easier. Less whiny people to please.

#603 to #601 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]

What are you getting out of doing this?

#605 to #603 - rambowookie (05/02/2013) [-]

Power. Prestige. Control. A new world. What more could anyone ask for?

#607 to #605 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]

What do WE get out of this?

#582 to #581 - RageRambo ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]

Remember shortly after we met? I remember you... Well. At least telling me you had to kill me. But that's beside the point. I have however. Entered politics. Sort of. I have a friend I want you to meet.

#584 to #582 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami hides behind you quickly**

He's kind of terrifying.

#586 to #584 - RageRambo ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]

**RageRambo smirks**

Since when did humans scare you so much?

#589 to #586 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami bites her lip**

If he's friends with you, he's not just a normal human.

#590 to #589 - RageRambo ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]

You're smarter than you look. And for a politician. Let's just say, you really don't want to get on his bad side. You're right about him not being normal. But he is human.

#591 to #590 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami holds onto your jacket**

...Who is he? Where did he come from?

#593 to #591 - RageRambo ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]

His name is Senator Wookie. And the presidential candidate for the US's 2016 election. He sent me an email and asked for an "Interview"

#595 to #593 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]

What... kind of interview?

Wait, how do you even get an internet connection?

#597 to #595 - RageRambo ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]

A very similar interview that took place between me and your friend wolvester. But... A little more one sided.

In this day and age. IT's not that hard. Who doesn't have a wireless internet connection from their cellphone?

#598 to #597 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]

What happened, then? What did you talk about?

#600 to #598 - RageRambo ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]

I'm not going to lie. He's a hell of a lot tougher than he looks. More or less fixing this rat-fucked planet. He and I share some ideals.

#602 to #600 - Nintendokami (05/02/2013) [-]

You know... I'm kinda getting the feeling that there's a bad side to this.

#575 to #574 - boltam (04/26/2013) [-]

U-Um...

H-Hello Mister Rage Sir...

#577 to #575 - RageRambo ONLINE (04/26/2013) [-]

So you're her little pet?

#579 to #577 - boltam (04/26/2013) [-]

Ummm...Y-Yes....

Thats me...

#547 - Nintendokami (04/23/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami waves to you**

#568 to #547 - RageRambo ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]

Do what you want. Surprise me.

#548 to #547 - RageRambo ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]

Well. Long time no see.

#549 to #548 - Nintendokami (04/24/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami smiles**

And here I thought you took a Whitelight bath~

#550 to #549 - RageRambo ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]

Hahaha. No, I've just been pretty busy lately. Finally have some free time.

#551 to #550 - Nintendokami (04/24/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami stretches her back**

I realized that it's been quiet since we cleared those streets.

#552 to #551 - RageRambo ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]

**RageRambo cracks his neck**

It has. Have any misadventures while I was preoccupied?

#553 to #552 - Nintendokami (04/24/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami shakes her head**

No, nothing since our tank massacre.

I've been enjoying it all. Sleeping under trees, playing on the swings... just.. being happy without any humans to bother me.

#554 to #553 - RageRambo ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]

Well. It is hard to have a misadventure without anyway to get into trouble.

#555 to #554 - Nintendokami (04/24/2013) [-]

Exactly!

There is no one in a 7 block radius of my house!

#556 to #555 - RageRambo ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]

So you found a house? You thinking about starting a family?

#557 to #556 - Nintendokami (04/25/2013) [-]

I already have a son... well, close to it. A human that I infected a long time ago and I keep him as a pet. He calls me Mommy, so I suppose he is my son.
He survived my clawing and cutting and very nearly killing him, so I suppose he passed the survival test.

The house belonged to a couple of humans that I ate. It's pretty and you can see the moon so wonderfully.

#558 to #557 - RageRambo ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]

Awe. That almost sounds sweet.

#559 to #558 - Nintendokami (04/25/2013) [-]

We spent last night sleeping in a tree. Where do you sleep when you're not here?

#560 to #559 - RageRambo ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]

I haven't slept in nine months.

#561 to #560 - Nintendokami (04/25/2013) [-]

W-what?!

Why not?

#562 to #561 - RageRambo ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]

Well... Why would I waste a good 8 or 9 hours on something I don't need?

#563 to #562 - Nintendokami (04/25/2013) [-]

I forgot you don't have to sleep..

But what about our sleepover?

#564 to #563 - RageRambo ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]

Sleepover? With whom might I ask?

#565 to #564 - Nintendokami (04/25/2013) [-]

At my house over there!

#566 to #565 - RageRambo ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]

Fair enough. Will there be Cadavers?

#567 to #566 - Nintendokami (04/25/2013) [-]

....
I can get some.

#546 - blueflags (04/12/2013) [-]

I don't know you, but this:

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4532799/Why+we+invaded/

was fucking hilarious.

Thank you.

#523 - Nintendokami (03/20/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami sticks her head out of the tank**

....
Rage...?

Where are you?

#544 to #523 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]

**RageRambo grabs the gun, spins it around mowing down anything that moves spraying blood and guts all over the street**

Run run! Run as fast as you can!!!

#545 to #544 - Nintendokami (03/22/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami floors the gas pedal, screeching on the road before zooming forward**

Wooooo!!!

#524 to #523 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]

**RageRambo walks over after tossing a dead soldier aside.**

I haven't gone anywhere.

#525 to #524 - Nintendokami (03/21/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami wags her tail**

I thought you left without me...

#526 to #525 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]

**RageRambo smiles**

Of course not. I would never do that to you. We're friends.

#527 to #526 - Nintendokami (03/21/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami squeals loudly and buries her head back into the tank, pressing buttons until the engine starts**

Ready for some road rage?

#528 to #527 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]

**RageRambo smirks and jumps inside of the tank**

Do you know how to drive one of these?

#529 to #528 - Nintendokami (03/21/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami presses down on the gas, slamming into a man in front of the tank and smiling at the loud crack of his body as I run over him**

I have no idea how... but that is their problem, now isn't it?

#530 to #529 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]

**RageRambo pulls down the visor and looks out**

Well then. This should be interesting then. Anywhere is the exit.

#531 to #530 - Nintendokami (03/21/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami rushes out the door, breaking the hinges and rushing out into the street**

Left or right?!

#532 to #531 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]

**RageRambo looks both ways**

There are more people on the left but more cars and stuff to destroy on the right.

#533 to #532 - Nintendokami (03/21/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami turns left quickly**

We can circle around the block and get both! But we have to get the people before they run somewhere I can't drive.

#534 to #533 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]

**RageRambo smiles at all the people getting liquefied from the treads**

Good idea. This is a tank. where CAN'T you go? Except the sky.

#535 to #534 - Nintendokami (03/21/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami points up**

The 12th floor?

#536 to #535 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]

**RageRambo grabs a tank shell**

Oh That's not an issue at all. Mr. Blasty here will help with that.

#537 to #536 - Nintendokami (03/21/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami laughs**

I don't know how to work that thing!
You have to control it while I drive!

#538 to #537 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]

**RageRambo loads the shell and starts aiming.**

Well you're the tank commander. Give me a target and I'll make it disappear.

#539 to #538 - Nintendokami (03/21/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami points to the tall building where she could see people barricading their windows in fear**

Right there!!

#540 to #539 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]

**RageRambo smirks and aims the cannon towards the building. I fire the cannon blowing the entire bottom part of the building apart.**

And... FIRE.

#541 to #540 - Nintendokami (03/21/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami swerves out of the way of the fallen glass and debris**

Hahaha!!

#542 to #541 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]

**RageRambo opens the top hatch and grabs the 50.cal**

You know what's fun about tanks? Mounted guns. Nothing says let's kill people. Than 600 rounds of death.

#543 to #542 - Nintendokami (03/22/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami looks out of the window**

Free target!
Shoot anywhere you want!

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#521 - Nintendokami (03/16/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami sleeps quietly inside the tank, listening to the screaming of the soldiers outside**

#329 - Nintendokami (03/11/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami calls on the radio quickly**

Um... you can hear me, right?!

#493 to #329 - wolvester (03/16/2013) [-]

**wolvester turns around and points his rifle at your head**

Allow me to reiterate that...
I recommend you get to where you're going.
It's not safe out here, and I'd hate to have to clean your bodies off the street.

#494 to #493 - Nintendokami (03/16/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami pokes you in the head**

Hmm... you are...uhh...
What's wrong with you??

#495 to #494 - wolvester (03/16/2013) [-]

**wolvester smirks, and pokes you in the side with the barrel of his rifle**

Simply doing my job.

#519 to #495 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]

**RageRambo decapitates a soldier and kicks the head into the air.**

Fair enough. First one to slice the head in half gets bonus points.

#520 to #519 - wolvester (03/16/2013) [-]

**wolvester lunges at the head, blade forward.**

#496 to #495 - Nintendokami (03/16/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami smiles and jumps onto the soldier's shoulders, leaning on his head**

Come on!
Take us to the tanks!

Come on, RageRambo! This guy could totally escort us.

#497 to #496 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]

**RageRambo shakes his head**

Alright "sir." Lead the way.

#498 to #497 - wolvester (03/16/2013) [-]

**wolvester drops Kami off his shoulders and walks off in the direction of a base, ignoring you two.**

They never listen...

#499 to #498 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]

**RageRambo rolls his eyes**

Come on Kami. Let's go.

#501 to #499 - wolvester (03/16/2013) [-]

**wolvester walks into an alley, he leans against the side of a normal looking building, placing his hand over a crack on the wall. A section of wall moves to reveal a staircase.**

I hope you weren't looking for an ordinary French base...

#504 to #501 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]

**RageRambo lifts his eyebrows**

It's always something with you isn't?

#505 to #504 - wolvester (03/16/2013) [-]

**wolvester shrugs and walks down.**

You travel enough of the world you learn things... and cause mass panic...
Think about it like this, they have better tanks.

#506 to #505 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]

**RageRambo follows**

I don't care if they're American, Russian, German, or even Polish. Unless aliens invade I doubt they have much use for them.

#507 to #506 - wolvester (03/16/2013) [-]

**wolvester stops at the end of the stairs, looking over a few tanks guarded by soldiers.**

Ladies first.

#508 to #507 - Nintendokami (03/16/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami jumps off and stares at the tanks, running over to one**

I want this one!

#509 to #508 - wolvester (03/16/2013) [-]

**wolvester jumps down and slices a soldier aiming at you.**

Pay attention!
RageRambo, little help?

#511 to #509 - Nintendokami (03/16/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami pulls herself onto the tank and tries to claw her way inside**

Let me iiiiin!!

#510 to #509 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]

**RageRambo shoots his whipfist and slices a soldier aiming a grenade launcher at Wolvester.**

Keep an eye out. I'm not picking your brains off of the floor!

#512 to #510 - wolvester (03/16/2013) [-]

**wolvester leaps onto a soldier crushes his head with hammerfist.**

I'll regenerate. Focus on her, don't let her get hurt...

#513 to #512 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]

**RageRambo pounces on a soldier eviscerating him.**

She can take care of herself.

#515 to #513 - Nintendokami (03/16/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami senses a soldier behind her and she instinctively wraps a tentacle around his throat without turning around, slamming him into the floor until she hears a crack**

#514 to #513 - wolvester (03/16/2013) [-]

**wolvester jumps on top of the tank, ripping the lid open for Nintendokami.**

I know she can...
I'll still do whatever I can to keep her help alive.

#517 to #514 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]

**RageRambo infects a soldier with a bio-bomb and kicks him to the other side of the base making a large gory explosion dragging debris and body parts to the center.**

Except let her get stronger.

#518 to #517 - wolvester (03/16/2013) [-]

**wolvester leaps off the tank, tearing into a soldier.**

I allow her to train and get stronger...
But I'm still going to have her back and protect her.

#516 to #514 - Nintendokami (03/16/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami jumps inside, pressing buttons until she sees light**

Thanks!

#500 to #499 - Nintendokami (03/16/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami points in the direction of the tanks and relaxes on the soldier's back**

#502 to #500 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]

**RageRambo walks casually beside one of the tanks, jumps on the hood and grabs the cannon, pulling it from the bottom half of the tank and jumps into the air slamming it down on the bottom half.**

#503 to #502 - Nintendokami (03/16/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami wraps my tentacles around the soldier's neck and walks him over to the tank**

Let's go, Mister.

#471 to #329 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/14/2013) [-]

**RageRambo snickers**

Fair enough. Come on. What do you want to kill or see first?

#472 to #471 - Nintendokami (03/14/2013) [-]

I want to kill enough people to get a decent bowl of noodles!

#473 to #472 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/15/2013) [-]

I have the urge to blow something up. Preferably a tank or something... IT's been 5 minutes since I've butchered someone and I'm getting bored.

#474 to #473 - Nintendokami (03/15/2013) [-]

Do they have tanks?

#475 to #474 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/15/2013) [-]

Of course. I know it's hard to believe. But the States aren't the only one with a military. They just probably keep them in a more secret place than the states.

#476 to #475 - Nintendokami (03/15/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami turns to a man cowering alone in a corner, trying to stay hidden**

I am sure we could... convince a couple of people to tell us where.

#477 to #476 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/15/2013) [-]

**RageRambo turns towards the hiding man and starts walking slowly**

I'm sure we could. You want to "ask" him for directions?

#478 to #477 - Nintendokami (03/15/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami smiles quietly, taking a few steps forward and wrapping my tentacle around his throat, pulling the man into my arms as he fidgets and screams**

Excuse me, sir! Where are your tanks?!

#480 to #478 - wolvester (03/16/2013) [-]

**wolvester struggles against your grip**

Je... Je n'ai aucune idée où les réservoirs sont...

#481 to #480 - Nintendokami (03/16/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami shakes you angrily**

I don't understand you!!

#479 to #478 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]

**RageRambo watches you as you torment the man**

I'd answer her. she's out for blood.

#482 to #479 - Nintendokami (03/16/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami whines angrily**

I can't understand him..

#483 to #482 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]

**RageRambo grabs the man by his legs and tears him in half and consumes him.**

About 40 miles that way. And great. I now speak french.

#484 to #483 - Nintendokami (03/16/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami holds her stomach and walks quietly**

#485 to #484 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]

**RageRambo walks on the side of the street**

You're acting weird. I thought you wanted to go to Paris and play King Kong on the Eiffel tower?

#486 to #485 - Nintendokami (03/16/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami looks around at the empty streets of evacuated people**

Of course I do!
I'm just a little hungry.

#487 to #486 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]

The world is your oyster! Punch the door to a restaurant, grab something you think looks tasty. Eat. Kill someone. Repeat.

#488 to #487 - Nintendokami (03/16/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami turns and sees a guard with a black uniform on running towards off, yelling at us to stop. The guard stops in front of her and she stares as he rambles on about something.**

You know... there is something strange about this guard...

#489 to #488 - wolvester (03/16/2013) [-]

What are you doing here!?

#490 to #489 - Nintendokami (03/16/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami stands on her heels with a smile**

Well, you see... we were just in town and looking for some...delicacies.

#491 to #490 - wolvester (03/16/2013) [-]

No one is meant to be on the streets...
I recommend you get to where you're going, post haste.

#492 to #491 - Nintendokami (03/16/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami takes my tentacle and spins you around**

There. Now we are gone.
Isn't that how it works?

#451 to #329 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/14/2013) [-]

Back in the states. When they'be been dealing with this virus for nearly a year. And were far more desperate to get rid of it. I don't think the french whose army is much less in size would be much of a threat.

#452 to #451 - Nintendokami (03/14/2013) [-]

Hah! They won't know what hit them...

Are we close to it?

#453 to #452 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/14/2013) [-]

No they won't. Should be quite the fun and easy little fight.

#454 to #453 - Nintendokami (03/14/2013) [-]

And I finally get to eat something decent!

What are you gonna do first?

#455 to #454 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/14/2013) [-]

Probably consume a few frenchies. It'll make tormenting them all the more entertaining if I can understand what they're saying.

#456 to #455 - Nintendokami (03/14/2013) [-]

Mind translating for me a little?

#457 to #456 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/14/2013) [-]

I wouldn't mind in the slightest.

#458 to #457 - Nintendokami (03/14/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami smiles and wags her tail, staring out the window**

I can't wait until we get there...

#459 to #458 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/14/2013) [-]

**RageRambo nods and flies the plane until hearing a french waring over the radio about being an unregistered flight.**

Good news! You can survive a 15000 foot drop right?

#460 to #459 - Nintendokami (03/14/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami laughs**

Probably!

#461 to #460 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/14/2013) [-]

**RageRambo walks out of the pilots seat and kicks off the door and jumps out**

See you at the bottom!

#462 to #461 - Nintendokami (03/14/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami jumps out with the water bottle in her hand, feeling the wind rush past her hair as she stares at the sky, praying that she will survive**

#463 to #462 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/14/2013) [-]

**RageRambo adjusts his fall and crashes straight into a large hotel punching through the roof all the way to the bottom floor causing the building to start to sway**

#464 to #463 - Nintendokami (03/14/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami hits the ground on her back hard and sits up, aching but okay.**

That... awesome.

#465 to #464 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/14/2013) [-]

**RageRambo gets on his feet, kicks down the front door and walks over to you**

Thank you for flying Air Rage. We hope to see you again soon.

#466 to #465 - Nintendokami (03/14/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami laughs and runs over to you**

We never...actually landed that thing. How are we going to get it back?!

#467 to #466 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/14/2013) [-]

You... Do know that there is more than a single plane in existence right?

#468 to #467 - Nintendokami (03/14/2013) [-]

But that one has seat warmers..

#469 to #468 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/14/2013) [-]

**RageRambo shakes his head and laughs**

You are a really picky flier aren't you?

#470 to #469 - Nintendokami (03/14/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami shrugs**

Says the guy who tried to drink the liquor.

#450 to #329 - goldfangz ONLINE (03/14/2013) [-]

you're nearing my home

i warn you and him, if that assgas reaches it....monkey trouble

#430 to #329 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]

**RageRambo snickers**

Sounds like you're all ready for our invasion. It'll be interresting to slaughter people from a different country.

#431 to #430 - Nintendokami (03/13/2013) [-]

How far are we...?

#432 to #431 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]

Don't know. There should be a map on your side. check it.

#433 to #432 - Nintendokami (03/13/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami looks and sees a yellow rolled up paper**

Here.. can you look and drive? I can't read maps.

#434 to #433 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]

**RageRambo sets the plane on autopilot and looks over at the map.**

A few hours at the most. Go in the back and see if they have something to drink. Preferably something alcoholic.

#435 to #434 - Nintendokami (03/13/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami runs in the back of the plane. A few minutes later, she comes back with 4 bottles of expensive looking Cognac and a bottle of water**

Here you go, sir.

#436 to #435 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/14/2013) [-]

**RageRambo looks at the Cognac and takes a bottle.**

Wanna see if we can get drunk?

#437 to #436 - Nintendokami (03/14/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami laughs**

I've never drank anything before. I'll take it!

#438 to #437 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/14/2013) [-]

**RageRambo opens his bottle.**

Me either. Bottoms up.

#439 to #438 - Nintendokami (03/14/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami drinks a gulp of the bitter liquid and coughs loudly**

#440 to #439 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/14/2013) [-]

**RageRambo drinks a few sips and makes a disgusted face**

Not going to lie. I've tasted better helicopter fuel.

#441 to #440 - Nintendokami (03/14/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami whispers and gulps water**

It tastes terrible.

#442 to #441 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/14/2013) [-]

**RageRambo seals up his bottle**

I can list you a lot of things that taste better than that. Makes me wonder how it's such a hard habit to kick.

#443 to #442 - Nintendokami (03/14/2013) [-]

And it's so expensive... Humans are so weird...

#444 to #443 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/14/2013) [-]

Oh well. They're a complicated species. What're we going to do with them. As much fun introducing their insides to their outsides. The fun will only last for so long...

#445 to #444 - Nintendokami (03/14/2013) [-]

Then we have to go somewhere else, right?

So we should make sure this plane is filled on gas.

#446 to #445 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/14/2013) [-]

We will at some point. But it's not to early for some long term thinking. Ah, it has about 3/4 a tank with is more than enough to get us to France.

#447 to #446 - Nintendokami (03/14/2013) [-]

And we have to put it somewhere safe where no one can break it.

#448 to #447 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/14/2013) [-]

Easy. we park it at an airport. Infect said airport and have some juggernauts and brawlers guarding it. Worse comes to worse we bring in a few Goliaths to play and that should keep anyone away from our plane.

#449 to #448 - Nintendokami (03/14/2013) [-]

What will people do if they just see random infected everywhere?!

Won't they try and bomb us again?

#410 to #329 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]

Chances are she got evacuated with the rest of them. She's pretty sneaky.

#411 to #410 - Nintendokami (03/13/2013) [-]

I hope she didn't forget my zombie blanket. I gave it to her to thank her for helping me before she kicked me out, but... y'know, I kinda wanted it back one day.

It could be our excuse for going to see her!
You want to, don't you?

#412 to #411 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]

Who knows? Maybe she still has it. I guess we could visit her at some point in time. Doubt she'll be feeling the same way about us after all of this.

#413 to #412 - Nintendokami (03/13/2013) [-]

It's not our fault!

#414 to #413 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]

I'm pretty certain the small genocide we did the other day was our fault.

#415 to #414 - Nintendokami (03/13/2013) [-]

Genociiiiide? Nope, I can't recall.

I only remember a pretty blue dress and a nice dinner.

#416 to #415 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]

**RageRambo can't help but snicker**

Fair enough.

#417 to #416 - Nintendokami (03/13/2013) [-]

I'm sure she'll... maybe understand if we explain it to her?

#418 to #417 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]

She's still human remember? You know how hard it is for them to understand us and our reasons.

#419 to #418 - Nintendokami (03/13/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami stares at the water**

...
Yeah... I.. I know.

#420 to #419 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]

Hey... If it makes you feel any better. I'll take the blame.

#421 to #420 - Nintendokami (03/13/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami sits up quickly**

No!
I can take the blame for what I did... It's what I am, too...

#422 to #421 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]

Alright alright. but dont' say I never offered.

#423 to #422 - Nintendokami (03/13/2013) [-]

Where are we going to go?

#424 to #423 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]

The entire world is our playground! First. France. The smelly french have had it too good for too long.

#425 to #424 - Nintendokami (03/13/2013) [-]

And we can eat some pasta!

My favorite foods!

#426 to #425 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]

We can do whatever we want! Who's going to stop us?

#427 to #426 - Nintendokami (03/13/2013) [-]

Can we force people to make me pasta?!

#428 to #427 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]

Hell. You could force people to do anything if you put a gun to their head. Or in this case a claw.

#429 to #428 - Nintendokami (03/13/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami bounces in her seat**

I-I can't wait...

#390 to #329 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]

**RageRambo hops across the buildings and nods**

Yeah. North side of the city. That's where the international airport is!

#391 to #390 - Nintendokami (03/13/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami whimpers**

I didn't change my clothes yet!

#392 to #391 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]

Really? Who's going to see you? The city is empty!

#393 to #392 - Nintendokami (03/13/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami thinks**

Y-you're right...
But what if they took all the copters?!

#394 to #393 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]

Good for them. We're taking a plane. You don't fly a helicopter internationally.

#395 to #394 - Nintendokami (03/13/2013) [-]

I don't know how to fly a plane!

#396 to #395 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]

I do! Why else would I suggest it?

#397 to #396 - Nintendokami (03/13/2013) [-]

You suggested the helicopter, too...

#398 to #397 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]

I suggested that for getting to the ship. The plane for getting across the ocean.

#399 to #398 - Nintendokami (03/13/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami points to a huge airport**

That's it, right?

#400 to #399 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]

**RageRambo nods and points to an open private jet**

Correct. And that my friend is our ticket to an international incident.

#401 to #400 - Nintendokami (03/13/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami runs to it and climbs into the door**

Alright, how do we work this thing?!

#402 to #401 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]

**RageRambo jumps inside the plane and climbs into the cockpit. I start hot-wiring the plane and smirk when I hear the engines start up.**

This one controls the throttle. These control the direction.

#403 to #402 - Nintendokami (03/13/2013) [-]

And you are... sure you can fly this thing, right?

#404 to #403 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]

**RageRambo backs the plane up and slowly starts driving to the run way.**

I've consumed a handful of pilots. So unless planes have changed much in the last 6 weeks. I'm sure we'll be fine.

#405 to #404 - Nintendokami (03/13/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami curls up in her chair**

In that place... I'm just gonna take a little nap...

#406 to #405 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]

**RageRambo rolls his eyes and takes the plane off watching as the bombers start to fly over dropping large bombs in the city.**

That was close.

#407 to #406 - Nintendokami (03/13/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami looks out the window, teary eyed**

....
That was my favorite place...

#408 to #407 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]

**RageRambo sighs**

It's not easy or fun to watch your home get destroyed. But don't worry. We'll have quite a bit of fun finding a new one and slicing open people who disagree.

#409 to #408 - Nintendokami (03/13/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami sighs and closes her eyes**

....
Where's Dana...?

#370 to #329 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/12/2013) [-]

**RageRambo watches the sun**

Yeah. There's a good chance something or someone else is out there. Makes me think. Maybe. There could be entire planets filled with different aliens. All ripe for the slaughter. How would it feel for you to grab an alien. And rip it's spine or equivalent out?

#371 to #370 - Nintendokami (03/12/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami stares at her hands**

I...I never thought about that.
Do you think their skin is slimy and elastic? Like octopus tentacles.

#372 to #371 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]

Something to ponder on. Who knows? They could have have. Or rocklike organs that you can hear crack when you some on their chest. We could rules them like gods... Angry gods...

#373 to #372 - Nintendokami (03/13/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami 's eyes flash happily**

Whoa... I've never been anyone's angry god.

#374 to #373 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]

That's the spirit! Now. All we need to do is actually get there. As much fun as slaughtering humans is. And you can't spell slaughter without laughter. Why don't we make the humans work on their space program... A bit more.

#375 to #374 - Nintendokami (03/13/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami turns to you**

Can we...breathe in space?

#376 to #375 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]

That is a possibility. I want to say yes, but I haven't actually put it to the test.

#377 to #376 - Nintendokami (03/13/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami stares at the water**

....
I don't think I want to go to space...

Can we be angry gods here?

#378 to #377 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]

**RageRambo snickers**

We won't be going into space anytime soon. So we have plenty of time to be angry gods here. So. Which country do you wanna topple first?

#379 to #378 - Nintendokami (03/13/2013) [-]

I want to go to France and play King Kong on the Eiffel Tower.

#380 to #379 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]

**RageRambo smiles and then nods**

Then we will find a plane. "Borrow" it. and then make our way to France. And make the Eiffel tower our bitch.

#381 to #380 - Nintendokami (03/13/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami smiles and jumps up and down**

That sounds like the best fun I've had since... well... since I learned that humans are terrified of me.
Let's do this!!

#382 to #381 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]

**RageRambo jumps down with you.**

We have to be stealthy when we get to the airport. As easy as it would be to steal a plane and make our way to France. We'd get shot down over the Atlantic if they found out two people with god like powers are going international.

#383 to #382 - Nintendokami (03/13/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami silently cheers about her trip**

Should I change my disguise clothes?
It's easy enough for you to hide.

#384 to #383 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]

**RageRambo thinks about it for a moment**

Yeah. Change your clothes. That shouldn't take you long.

#385 to #384 - Nintendokami (03/13/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami looks around at the empty streets**

Um...
Where is everyone?

#386 to #385 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]

**RageRambo looks around**

That's a good question. Oh... Shit... We stopped the FIRST part to Operation Firestorm... But the second part... We need to run and get out of this city. ASAP.

#387 to #386 - Nintendokami (03/13/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami gasps**

W-where are we gonna go?!

#388 to #387 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]

**RageRambo takes off running**

I don't know. Anywhere that's not here! Let's get to the airport now!

#389 to #388 - Nintendokami (03/13/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami follows close behind you**

D-do you know where one is?!

#350 to #329 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]

**RageRambo nods**

Yeah. I will. Otherwise I'd be out of here.

#351 to #350 - Nintendokami (03/11/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami smiles**

Then that... is why we have to stay.

#352 to #351 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]

**RageRambo looks out and sees the aircraft carrier. He jumps out of the helicopter**

Yeah... I guess it is. Dammit Dana. Come on.

#353 to #352 - Nintendokami (03/11/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami climbs out**

W-what?!
I don't know what to do!

#354 to #353 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]

**RageRambo bullet dives down**

Make. Everything. BLEED.

#355 to #354 - Nintendokami (03/11/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami licks her fangs with a smile**

Understood.

#356 to #355 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]

**RageRambo lands with a massive shock wave sending both men and debris flying off the ship. Pulling out his claws and slicing apart some soldiers shooting at him before quickly changing to his hammerfists and grinding more into a bloody red paste.**

#357 to #356 - Nintendokami (03/12/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami holds 4 struggling people in her tentacles, tearing them apart slowly as she admires your killing skill.**

#358 to #357 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/12/2013) [-]

**RageRambo laughs and shoots his whip fist at a few running marines, which easily liberates their top halves from their bottom halves**

#359 to #358 - Nintendokami (03/12/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami decides to play, throwing the men into the air to see if you can hit them**

#360 to #359 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/12/2013) [-]

**RageRambo turns around and lashes all but one of the men who falls off of the boat. A helicopter gets airborne. He shoots his whipfist and looks at you.**

Here. Catch!

#361 to #360 - Nintendokami (03/12/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami wraps her tentacle around the man's throat and slams his back into the ground with a loud snap**

#362 to #361 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/12/2013) [-]

**RageRambo throws the helicopter into the bridge of the ship. The missiles cause a huge firey explosion. Only to be followed by about 4 Orion soldier.**

Well. Now the fun is REALLY going to start!

#363 to #362 - Nintendokami (03/12/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami stands and waits for them to get close, grabbing the wing of one of the broken copters and throwing it**

#364 to #363 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/12/2013) [-]

**RageRambo shifts to his claws and jumps at one slashing him across the chest. The soldier quickly following up with an upper cut knocking him back.**

IT's been some times since I fought these guys. Forgot how fun they were.

#365 to #364 - Nintendokami (03/12/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami holds up a man for you to slash**

Your claws is my most favorite ability!

#366 to #365 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/12/2013) [-]

**RageRambo flips over a super soldier and sticks his claws into his neck and gut, lift him over his head and ripping him in half. He smirks and jumps, slashing the man into pieces.**

Like that?

#367 to #366 - Nintendokami (03/12/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami turns as a man grabs me from behind. I hold his arms out and chew threw them with my sharp fangs, holding them in the air as he screams on the ground**

Two thumbs up!

#368 to #367 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/12/2013) [-]

**RageRambo laughs after tears the head off of the the last remaining soldier. I sigh and look at the edge of the boat and then straight u[**

Fun. Quite fun. It's been at least 20 minutes since peoples inside have met their outsides. But. You ever think about what out there? Not here. But out there?

#369 to #368 - Nintendokami (03/12/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami points to the sun setting over the water**

Out there?
Well... I've never known anything other than this... this place.

I could never imagine anything else. Maybe more people? Maybe a barren wasteland where we could starve and die in days... What do you think is out there?

#330 to #329 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]

**RageRambo hears you and picks up**

Yes. Loud and clear. Have you found anything?

#331 to #330 - Nintendokami (03/11/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami calls back**

There's 2 guys here talking about the aircrafts.. I'm listening to them from the sewer. They said it's by the water on the left side of the city and it's leaving. Like... really soon. 15 minutes, to be exact. You might wanna hurry!

#332 to #331 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]

**RageRambo widens his eyes**

I'm on my way! Do what you can to stop or delay them!

#333 to #332 - Nintendokami (03/11/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami calls back**

Alright, meet me there!!

#334 to #333 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]

**RageRambo runs and leaps across buildings and starts gliding to the left side of the city and spots the aircraft carrier offshore. He sees you and jumps down.**

There it is. Now. How do we get to it?

#335 to #334 - Nintendokami (03/11/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami turns to you, covered in the blood of the two talking men**

Maybe a Hydra could toss us over there?
It's faster than trying to run!

#336 to #335 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]

**RageRambo thinks, looks up and smiles**

That's not too bad an idea. But It takes some time to grow a Hydra. And if we miss I'll sink like a rock. Are you any good with flying helicopters?

#337 to #336 - Nintendokami (03/11/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami laughs**

I forgot... You swim as good as Sonic..
Um... I've never tried. And my gliding isn't exactly...um...

I can try!

#338 to #337 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]

**RageRambo can't help but snicker**

Yeah... Water and me don't mix. All we need to do is "Borrow" it and we'll take it to the aircraft carrier.

#339 to #338 - Nintendokami (03/11/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami points to an abandoned copter**

Should we take this one?

#340 to #339 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]

**RageRambo nods, pulls the door off, and starts hot wiring it.**

Perfect. Hop in. Wait. Why are we trying to save the city if we can escape?

#341 to #340 - Nintendokami (03/11/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami sits and thinks**

Because there's so many vulnerable, naive, delicious people here!

#342 to #341 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]

**RageRambo starts the helicopter**

There are vulnerable, naive, delicious people everywhere. Why this city?

#343 to #342 - Nintendokami (03/11/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami looks at you**

Because this is where everything started. Besides, Dana lives here and she was the one that fed me when I was first created. That's my reason...

I guess because we know our way around here?

#344 to #343 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]

**RageRambo thinks having mixed feelings about Dana**

What did she do exactly?

#345 to #344 - Nintendokami (03/11/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami plays with the petals**

She let me sleep on her couch while she worked and she brought me food when I was too sick to leave the house, before any of my powers were developed. When she found out what I was... well... that's when I had to resort to sleeping on the roofs of New York.

She talked about you a lot.

#346 to #345 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]

**RageRambo gets the helicopter flying**

That's Dana for you. I'm not surprised. We had a falling out a long time ago.

#347 to #346 - Nintendokami (03/11/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami presses buttons**

What happened?

#348 to #347 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]

**RageRambo shrugs**

She doesn't understand what we're trying to do. She got mad at me and we haven't spoken in a few months. Despite that she is still me sister and I will not let anyone hurt her.

#349 to #348 - Nintendokami (03/11/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami stares at you**

But... You'll protect her still, right? Like from this copter and this bomb... right?

#328 - Nintendokami has deleted their comment. [-]

#258 - Nintendokami (03/08/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami sits on the roof in the heavy snow, waiting quietly**

#321 to #258 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]

**RageRambo consumes one of the last soldiers**

Operation... Firehawk. They're going to basically burn this city to the ground and then bomb the remains.

#322 to #321 - Nintendokami (03/09/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami bites her lip**

Um... we should probably stop them.

#323 to #322 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]

**RageRambo nods**

That is a must. But there is one issue. This peon didn't know Where they're keeping the aircraft. We need to find them.

#324 to #323 - Nintendokami (03/09/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami looks around quickly**

?!

#325 to #324 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]

**RageRambo thinks for a moment and grabs two radios**

I don't know how long we have. You head to the northside of the city. I'll check the south side. Radio me if you find anything. Look for something or someone talking about the project.

#326 to #325 - Nintendokami (03/09/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami takes the radio, gripping it right in her tentacle**

Alright!

#327 to #326 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]

**RageRambo jumps and starts running up the building heading south**

I'll see you soon.

#301 to #258 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]

**RageRambo shrugs and counts the soldiers**

A scientist and a rich girl. One infected me with a parasite. Nearly killed me. The second one is a much longer story.

#302 to #301 - Nintendokami (03/08/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami looks down and notices the solders**

Oh, there they are... and I totally won!

#303 to #302 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]

**RageRambo nods and smirks**

I'll give you the race. But I bet I'll kill more of them than you.

#304 to #303 - Nintendokami (03/08/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami opens her arms with a huff**

Do I at least get a handicap?!

#305 to #304 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]

**RageRambo thinks**

Sure. I won't use any of my shapeshifting powers. Sound fair?

#306 to #305 - Nintendokami (03/09/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami nods quickly**

Alright, deal!

#307 to #306 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]

**RageRambo jumps off of the building and starts going into the bullet dive drop**

See you at the bottom!

#308 to #307 - Nintendokami (03/09/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami runs straight down the wall**

Not if I get there first?!

#309 to #308 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]

**RageRambo slams on the ground feet first, the shockwave sending both civilians and soldiers flying in every direction**

You're welcome to try!

#310 to #309 - Nintendokami (03/09/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami uses her tentacles to grab a man from the air and throws him at you with a smile**

Heads up!!

#311 to #310 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]

**RageRambo jumps onto a tank and pulls off the cannon and uses it like a bat to smack the man out of the base. He hits another one at you.**

Out of the park! And right back atcha!

#312 to #311 - Nintendokami (03/09/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami grabs him with her tentacles, spinning in a circle as fast as she can and letting him go, giggling as he flies into 4 other men, knocking them to their feet**

Wooo, strike!!

#313 to #312 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]

**RageRambo laughs at the downed men and spies a helicopter. Smirking, he throws the cannon and spears the helicopter into the side of a building.**

Bull's eye!

#314 to #313 - Nintendokami (03/09/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami rips off a helicopter blade and uses it as a bat**

Oh my god, this is fun!

#315 to #314 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]

**RageRambo smiles as a soldier shoots him a few times and one quick dash and broken neck later he started gunning down what few soldier remain.**

Come on! Who else wants some?

#316 to #315 - Nintendokami (03/09/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami rips a man's face off and places it over her face**

Hey, look! A proper disguise!

#317 to #316 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]

**RageRambo empties the rest of the bullet from the magazine and snickers**

Not half bad.

#318 to #317 - Nintendokami (03/09/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami looks at her hands**

Now if only I could work with changing the rest of me...

#319 to #318 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]

**RageRambo nods**

Don't worry about it. We'll figure it out eventually.

#320 to #319 - Nintendokami (03/09/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami touches her stomach, impaling a solder in the eye with her tentacles in the background**

Eventually..

#280 to #258 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]

Let's go together. We can jump them until we find some soldiers who will "volunteer" their bodies.

#281 to #280 - Nintendokami (03/08/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami takes a step back and jumps off the roof**

Alright!!

#282 to #281 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]

**RageRambo jumps off the building and walks into an alley only to be greeted by a mugger pointing a gun to his head. One quick splatting and consumption later had the body of a man**

It'll work for now.

#283 to #282 - Nintendokami (03/08/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami runs into the nearby alleyway and comes back out with her bright blue dress and ponytail**

This'll have to do, I suppose..

#284 to #283 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]

**RageRambo walks out of the alleyway and onto the street motion towards you.**

According to this guy. There is a military checkpoint scanning for the infected about a mile from here.

#285 to #284 - Nintendokami (03/08/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami looks around**

In which direction?
Do you know if they found anything?

#286 to #285 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]

**RageRambo points north**

That way. I don't think so. Why don't we help them out?

#287 to #286 - Nintendokami (03/08/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami snickers**

Gladly. They've been so nice to us, let's return the favor.

#288 to #287 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]

**RageRambo starts running down the sidewalk**

They have. We'll give them the deluxe treatment.

#289 to #288 - Nintendokami (03/08/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami runs over to the building and pulls herself to the roof**

I bet I can beat you there!!

#290 to #289 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]

**RageRambo smirks and starts running along the street**

We'll see about that. You take the high road and I'll take the low road.

#291 to #290 - Nintendokami (03/08/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami dashes across the rooftops, jumping and swinging on poles with her tentacles**

I'll show you high road...

#292 to #291 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]

**RageRambo darts through the streets jumping and flipping over cars before jumping onto the building and running beside you**

Hi. Bye.

#293 to #292 - Nintendokami (03/08/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami gasps and takes a long building, speeding her run up**

W-what?!

#294 to #293 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]

**RageRambo jumps across a large gap in the buildings**

You didn't expect me to play fair did you?

#295 to #294 - Nintendokami (03/08/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami barks at you**

Cheating against a poor Evolved?!
You already have the hugest advantage! Why even bother?!

#296 to #295 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]

**RageRambo laughs and stops on a building overlooking the checkpoint**

Awe. Poor Evolved? You're one of the luckiest women I've ever met. And I've met quite a few women.

#298 to #296 - Nintendokami (03/08/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami grins**

And how's that?

#299 to #298 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]

**RageRambo looks down**

Let's just say I have two ex-girlfriends. Both of which made the mistake of trying to kill me. You fill in the rest.

#300 to #299 - Nintendokami (03/08/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami gives you a horrified stare**

Who would be that stupid?!

#260 to #258 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]

**RageRambo climbs up the side of the building**

So what happened to your little kid?

#261 to #260 - Nintendokami (03/08/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami turns around suddenly**

O-oh! Welcome back, Rage!
Um... Wolvie ate him...actually.

...

#262 to #261 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]

**RageRambo shakes his head**

He's even less of a fan of the humans than I am.

#263 to #262 - Nintendokami (03/08/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami shrugs**

He tries. Well, he tries to try, but there's always one person that screws it up and everyone starts getting slaughtered.

#264 to #263 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]

I suppose that's true. So, what are we going to do about... Well everything?

#265 to #264 - Nintendokami (03/08/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami sits back on the edge of the roof**

Well... everyone in these apartments are either dead or dying. I'd say yesterday was a success.
I have no idea what Evolved are supposed to do... I don't really do that much.

#266 to #265 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]

We had fun. I'd consider that a success as well. But by now there' going to start sending the army after us. So today should be a little interesting at least.

#267 to #266 - Nintendokami (03/08/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami climbs higher up and looks around**

I don't see anyone...
Maybe they didn't notice?

#268 to #267 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]

**RageRambo steps on the edge**

They'll be here. They have cameras all over this city. And a massacre involving 2 superhumans and a small army of Brawlers isn't going to go unnoticed.

#269 to #268 - Nintendokami (03/08/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami wipes the snow blowing in her eyes**

We can take them. I mean, they're nothing... right?
What can they really do to us?

#270 to #269 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]

Of course we can take them. Unless they nuke the city straight away, but I doubt they'll be doing that so soon. Too high civilian population. But just eat a few soldiers and we'll know what their plans are.

#271 to #270 - Nintendokami (03/08/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami gives you a nervous grin**

Well, you will... the best I can do is steal their clothes and hope I overhear something important.

#272 to #271 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]

**RageRambo smiles**

Killing civilians is one thing. I prefer my prey to fight back. It won't be hard. Just do what they tell you and things will go fine. I've done it before.

#273 to #272 - Nintendokami (03/08/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami nods and jumps back down**

So this is a stealth mission?

#274 to #273 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]

**RageRambo jumps off of the building**

More or less. At least until we figure out what their plans are. Then it's pretty much genocide.

#275 to #274 - Nintendokami (03/08/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami rolls up a snowball, wagging her tail**

Genocide is one of my favorite times of day. I'm not very good at stealth.

#276 to #275 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]

I can see how not destroying everything in your path like the angry gods we are would make you antsy. But if we go all out war before we know what's going on we'll be blown to ash before we even get to start having fun. We need to know if they are using any new weapons. If they have something like whitelight or bloodtox. Or are they just going to cut their losses and nuke the city? We need that information.

#277 to #276 - Nintendokami (03/08/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami nods in agreement**

You're right... I didn't think about that. We might even get down 2 blocks and we'd be dead. Heck, they might actually come up with a venom that's good for something. I'm not ready to die yet, so I guess... stealth it is.

#278 to #277 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]

Although I have to say I like your enthusiasm. We'll need disguises.

#279 to #278 - Nintendokami (03/08/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami points over to a water-tower**

I can run over there and get some guys if you'd like. Bring them back here for mild torture then untimely death.

#159 - Nintendokami (03/06/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami uses her tentacles to swing herself up the side of the building, greeting you with a small smile**

#240 to #159 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]

**RageRambo follows you and stops the brawler.**

No. Leave the children. They haven't grown enough to make mistakes they'll regret.

#241 to #240 - Nintendokami (03/08/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami nods**

Can I take them with me?!

#242 to #241 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]

**RageRambo thinks for a moment**

Then they're your responsibility.

#243 to #242 - Nintendokami (03/08/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami whines**

What am I supposed to do with a load of human children...

#244 to #243 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]

**RageRambo crosses his arms**

You're the one that wanted to keep them. Don't look at me.

#245 to #244 - Nintendokami (03/08/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami holds up a little boy**

Look at him, though!
How could I say no to that adorable face?!

#246 to #245 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]

You're a woman who can cut through a group of men trained to kill everything in their path. I'm SURE you can figure out how to take care of a nine year old.

#247 to #246 - Nintendokami (03/08/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami moves him into an alley out of the way**

There... at least now he'll survive...

#248 to #247 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]

**RageRambo looks down the alley**

In case you forgot. Humans aren't like us. They need food... Water... A place to stay warn in sub freezing temperatures... A human is a lot of responsibility.

#249 to #248 - Nintendokami (03/08/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami huffs and walks back to the street, petting the Brawler**

Yeaaaah... That's way too much. I can't deal with something like that. Why can't they be easy, like Infected?

#250 to #249 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]

**RageRambo pats a brawler on the head**

I would infect him if I wasn't so certain that your other friend Wolvester would materialize out the the damn air and kill him.

#251 to #250 - wolvester (03/08/2013) [-]

**wolvester walks out the alley covered in blood, gnawing on a tiny bone.**

So much violence...
I should of been called earlier.

#252 to #251 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]

Speak of the Devil.

#253 to #252 - wolvester (03/08/2013) [-]

**wolvester walks up the street, grabbing a straggler from a door way and biting into his neck**

I never miss a good massacre.

#254 to #253 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]

Clearly not. But in case you missed it. Nintendokami wants to take in a little kid.

#255 to #254 - wolvester (03/08/2013) [-]

**wolvester coughs out a tiny shoe and flings it over the roof of a building**

She can do it if she wants.
She takes care of her "pet" just fine.

#256 to #255 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]

I think she forgot what humans need to survive. They eat regular food. Drink water. All that boring stuff.

#257 to #256 - wolvester (03/08/2013) [-]

And? So do we... I don't need it... but it's fun.

#259 to #257 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]

I find it to be an unnecessary waste of time.

#297 to #259 - wolvester (03/08/2013) [-]

It's nice though.
Makes me feel more alive.

#219 to #159 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]

It's not hard. Lure someone into an alley. Kill them and take their clothes.

#221 to #219 - Nintendokami (03/08/2013) [-]

**Nintendokami stands up quickly**

Genius!
Alright, I'll be right back!

Is there anything you'd like me to bring back?

#222 to #221 - RageRambo ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]

Just have a little fun with it. IT's time we started teaching the humans their place.