**RageRambo stops and turns around**


And?

**Nintendokami kicks her feet**

Weeeeelllll... he's not exactly, uhh.. adamant about what you're doing. But he didn't exactly say NOT to... so that's good too, right?

**RageRambo cracks a smile**

Well. Since he didn't say no... and I would do it regardless. Let's go.

**Nintendokami grins**

What should we do first?

**RageRambo points at a large mountain**


Our mutual friend Wookie has given me a few barrels of some whitelight that he got from God knows where. He wants us to infect that bunker with it so we can get this project started.

**Nintendokami stretches her back**

Sure, that's easy.

**RageRambo grabs two barrels**

One for me and one for you. The ventilation system is under a few feet of rock which we can remove. IT's easy now until you know who shows up to ruin our fun.

**Nintendokami grabs her barrel**

I bet I can beat you there!

**RageRambo smirks and grabs his barrel**


You're going to have to be really quick!

**Nintendokami takes off running**

**RageRambo takes off sprinting and leaping towards thee mountain**

Come on! You're gonna have to be faster than that!

**Nintendokami wraps her tentacles around your throat**

Now you can't run without me!

**RageRambo smirks and grabs the tendrils**

You do know this is a double edged sword right?

**Nintendokami grins**

Nope!

**RageRambo stops abruptly tripping you with your own tendrils and offering you a hand**


You're going to want to make sure that you think your plans through before you do them.

**Nintendokami rubs her head, holding the barrel tight before taking your hand**

**RageRambo helps you up**

It's all about planning. Make sure when you attack someone. That they can't use it against you. Just watch a few kung-fu movies! you'll get the hang of it.

**Nintendokami laughs**

I've never actually watched one of those..

You really should. Martial arts aren't my thing. But it's cool to get some ideas out of.

I suppose that is true. But he is the one who has no faith. I have been doing everything I can to spread it and he comes in every time in an attempt to thwart it.

**Nintendokami stares at the floor**

He doesn't want the world overrun with Evolved again, that's all.. so of course he'd try to stop it.

And why not? They're going to be completely under our control. Wookie knows how to make people listen. That's his job. Besides. There are not very many humans left. What does he want to do with them? Let them starve themselves to death? THen where will we be?

You can't ask me that.. I just do what I'm supposed to. You'd have to ask him.

**RageRambo jumps away**

Well. Wookie and I are going to restart humanity. Whether or not you and wolv want to be involved is your issue. But try to stop us. And I know you won't like it.

**Nintendokami whines**

Don't just leave me here, I was helping!

If you want to make yourself useful. Go talk some sense into Wolv!

He's not here!
He left like 20 minutes ago.

I don't want to just sit here and wait alone.

Well. That's a problem isn't it? Better get started.

Get started doing what?!

Finding Wolv .

He's not coming back for a couple of hours!

I just have to wait here..

That's a You problem. I have to go and get things ready before that pest gets back.

**Nintendokami whimpers**

Okay..

**RageRambo jumps away**

Good girl.

**RageRambo jumps down after the fight**


Well that went... Well.

**Nintendokami turns to you, sitting on the barrel**

That's what you call well?

**RageRambo shrugs**

What do you want me to say. Our friends hate each other. It came to blows and the next time they meet I don't think either of them are going to be as nice.

**Nintendokami smiles**

At least we're still some sort of civilized, right?
If that's what you can call us..

**RageRambo nods**

More or less. Better than humans. But in some ways. Worse. More on the less philosophical side, That was fun to watch.

**Nintendokami wags her tail**

It was pretty cool.. exciting, too!

**RageRambo places a leg on the floor**

One leg on the big ugly one.

**Nintendokami shakes her head and puts her leg down**

No way, Wolvie can beat him for sure!

**RageRambo grins**


Let's compare the two. Wookie's strength appears to be greater. He did manage to rip off one of his arms.

**Nintendokami huffs loudly**

But he grew it back right after! The virus is stronger than he is, it just takes a little while!

**RageRambo smirks**


Only because Wolv couldn't inflict any real damage to him.

Well, Wookie didn't do any real damage, either!

Losing some armor and an arm I'm pretty certain counts as damage. Temporary damage. But damage nonetheless.

If you grow it back, then it's fine!

Well. It still goes to show that someone can actually hurt the other. I don't think Wolv has anything that can hurt Wookie.

You know, you're supposed to stand up for the person that's the same as you!

Says who exactly? I stick up for the people who think the same way as me.

I mean, what happened to your faith in the virus?!

I am the one who has faith in the virus. Wolv lost it and refuses to test his faith. Wookie has faith in it. As do I. you and he are the ones lacking.

W-what? Why am I included in that list, I've been trying to help!

**rambowookie takes a breathe on his cigar**

Well. I'll see what I can do. This is probably the last batch in the world.

**Nintendokami puts it down in front of you**

That, or the military people moved it somewhere out of reach. Like to another island or something.

**rambowookie peels off the top and his right arms turns black as his sticks it in the barrel**

Don't worry about it. This is perfect. I can make more of this easily. Now for the fun part. Bring as many people into the city as you can find. And please, I need them alive.

**Nintendokami bites her lip**

Alive isn't exactly... y'know... my specialty.

**rambowookie takes another breath on his cigar**

It's easy. Fire a gun into the air a few times and start giving some orders. IF you have to kill one or two. So be it. Bring them here. And we'll finish the first part of our little job.

**Nintendokami walks to the edge, shrugging her shoulders**

A gun.. what...
I don't even know how to use a gun! If you recall, I use a bat for a reason.

But fine, I'm sure rounding up humans can't be too hard.

**rambowookie blows some smoke into the air**


IT's not hard to figure out how to use a gun. Pull the trigger. Bullet come out. You've killed plenty of soldiers. Go bring me one of their rifles and I'll show you.

**Nintendokami nods**

But first, the mission. This is important, right?

I probably shouldn't wait. They might try to leave again.

I don't care how you get them here. Just get them here.

**Nintendokami jumps off the edge**

I'll be waiting.

**Nintendokami comes back pushing a big cage on top of a cart with a large group of people trapped inside**

Bird cages and wagon wheels.
Man, I'm a genius~ ♥

**rambowookie jumps off of the ledge and can't help but smirk**

Crude. Yet effective. Told you it wouldn't be that hard.

**Nintendokami stands in front of the cage, counting**

14 people. Is that enough for... uh.. whatever you want them for?

**rambowookie nods and his right hand glows red**


Perfect. For now. we'll get the rest of them later. For now. We're playing God and are going to restart humanity.

**wolvester jumps down off a roof, grinning as he lands in front of you.**

You appear to have some of my Whitelight...
I'd like that back if you wouldn't mind.

**rambowookie shrugs.**

Take it. I already have the formula. And with these nano machines. I can just make more. And quite easily. Just as well. I don't think there's anything you can do to stop me. Now stop being a little pest and get lost.

**wolvester shakes his head and walks off down the street.**

I assure you, I'll be back.
This world isn't ready for the virus.
And I won't let it be taken by it.

**rambowookie shrugs and starts walking away as well**


Suit yourself. But next time we meet. I'm not going to be as merciful.

**rambowookie tilts his head back from the blow**


Not bad. I nearly felt THAT one. You're More than welcome in my new world.

**wolvester stops and brushes himself off.**

Your new world will be a living hell if you use Whitelight.
Evolved aren't the best thing to populate the Earth with.
Normal infected, while much more stupid, are much easier to control.

**rambowookie laughs**
That's where you're wrong son. You see. I used the nano machines in my blood stream to remove some of the nasty side effect of it. They'll be like kids..

**wolvester holds out his arm, launching it at the barrel and absorbing the remaining Whitelight.**

Children or not. I cannot let more Evolved come into existence.
And that should be the last of the Whitelight.
I'm honestly surprised she found any.

**rambowookie grabs your head and slams it into mine and throws you off.**

Not half bad son. What else you got up your sleeve?

**wolvester falls back, stand up and brushing himself off as he forms Whipfist. He pulls his arm back and launches the whip at your face.**

Plenty of things.

**rambowookie catches the whipfist and yanks you towards me**

The thing when you shot 50 at me didn't work. What makes you think that a single one would do you any better?

**wolvester stomps his feet into the ground, pulling it back and you with it, switching his new left arm to Hammerfist and hitting you in the face.**

It's better for this.

**rambowookie places your claw under his arm and rips off your left arm.**

You want to play rough? THat's fine with me.

**wolvester pries your hand off his head with his right arm, dropping to the ground and holding his torn shoulder as his arm slowly reforms.**

Oh... this brings back memories...
Too bad I've grown stronger since the last time.

**rambowookie knocks you on the ground. Stomping on your chest several time before jumping and slamming both feet on your chest stopping to catch his breath with a foot still on you. He pulls out a cigar and takes a long breathe on it.**


Oh this is going to be alot of fun...

**wolvester grabs your foot and shoves it off him as he stands back up. He grabs you by the throat and slams you down.**

Yeah, yeah it is.

**rambowookie smirks and grabs your upper arm and start slamming his other arm into your stomach.**

Of course. This is my specialty!

**wolvester laughs swinging his foot out into your shin.**

Come on, man!
At least hit me harder!

**rambowookie trips and stumbles back before stomping on the ground. He grabs your head with both hands and lifts you off the ground ripping a large chuck of your armor off.**

No more kiddy gloves.

**wolvester grins, grabbing your arms as he forms Claws.**

Now this is more like it!

**rambowookie grabs the tendrils that shoot at him and use them to start pulling you closer.**


Son. I've dealt with everything you can throw at me. Your little tentacle bullshit ain't gonna do me any harm. Let me know when you're done.

**wolvester stands still, letting you pull him close.**

Fine. You can take a few hits.
But can you return them?

**rambowookie nods as his right knuckle glows yellow and throws it at your head.**


Of course!

**wolvester forms armor and grabs your fist just before you hit him.**

I hope there's more to this than a light light.

**rambowookie stands still and catches the blade in his hand now coated in the black substance. He snaps off the front half of it**

Nice knife! Think I'll keep it.

**wolvester leaps back, reforming the front of his blade and preparing to lunge again.**

Good trick. Never had that happen before.
Oh well, plenty more where that came from.

**rambowookie stands still and lets the blade strike his forehead. He slides his head along the blade and headbutts you.**


Come on. What else ya got?

**wolvester stands back, holding his stomach. He stomps the ground and opens his arms, letting a wave of tendrils shoot out of him.**

Try this on for size.

**rambowookie walks over to you and points at his cheek**

Of course I do. Once I've pounded you into the ground. You may beg for me not to kill you. This isn't the first time I've fought your kind. You can't hurt me. Hit me. Right here. as hard as you can.

**wolvester smirks, swinging the cage around to connect with the side of your face.**

With pleasure.

**rambowookie stands perfect still as the cage shatters after connecting to my his head which leaves a black substance which recedes. He flicks his cigar at you.**

Is that it? If it is. I'm not impressed.

**wolvester pulls the fleeing humans back and throws them into a nearby building. He forms Blade and lunges forward, slicing at your neck**

Hah... wouldn't want to lose a possible lunch...
Now die, dammit!

**rambowookie gives him a half smile**

And If I refuse?

**wolvester hits his fists together as he forms Hammerfist**

Then I'll have to take it back by force.

**rambowookie smirks and a black substance coats his body**

I was hoping you'd say that. Let's see how long you last.

**wolvester gets behind the cage of people, lifting it up over his head.**

You really want to do this?
You could just hand over the Whitelight and spare yourself the shame.

**Nintendokami hits the cage**

You hear that, idiots? Be good. I don't want to murder you all!

Now that he's out of the way. Let's get going.

I'm ready whenever you are!

**rambowookie starts walking down the road.**


Being a politician. I have access to all kinds of things you're not supposed to know. Like... A bunker not too far from here filled with hundreds of people...

**rambowookie throws my arms around you**

You're not so bad yourself sweet cheeks. You're going places. I can see it now! We'll start over! Create a new race on this planet!

**Nintendokami wags her tail happily**

That sounds so cool!

See? I'm not that bad. We've got a lot of work to do. Let me know if you got any questions. First thing's first. We're going to need a bunch of that whitelight stuff.

Whitelight...?

I haven't seen a barrel in weeks.. I'd have to do some real searching..

Bring what you can find and we'll see about synthesizing it. Rage had the right idea. A bunch of people like you running around obeying our every word. And at some point expanding our empire to the stars.

They're not very smart... and they don't even have cool tails like I do!

So don't get your hopes up.. but okay, I'll find some.

That's what makes you unique! Take as much time as you need. I'm not going anywhere.

**Nintendokami looks over the edge of the building**

Alright.. I'll be right back.

See you then sweet cheeks.

**Nintendokami jumps over the edge and takes off down the empty streets**

Since the person I'm teaming up with is stronger than me.

**Nintendokami huffs**

No one's stronger than Alex Mercer..

Well... It's not that's he's stronger than me. I just can't find a way to actually hurt him.

I guess if you're going with him, I don't have much of a choice.

I'm sure not going back to being by myself..

There's always a choice. It just has to be the one you're most willing to take.

**Nintendokami looks up at you**

I take that one. I'll go..

**RageRambo nods**

Be ready for anything. He may be stronger and bigger than your average politician. But he's still a politician.

**Nintendokami grins and bites her lip**

What can go wrong, right?

**RageRambo can't help but smile**

Nothing. And everything.

**Nintendokami wags her tail**

Sounds fun!
This might actually be a good idea.

That depends on your definition of good.

Fun. Really fun!

Will we get to kill things?!

I have absolutely no idea.

...Where is he?

You rang?

**Nintendokami gulps, waving**

U-um.. hello.

**rambowookie flicks his cigar at your feet**

Well. Don't stand there looking innocent. What?

**Nintendokami takes a step back**

Nothing! I was just asking where you were! You don't gotta get hostile!

**rambowookie smirks**

What're you talking about? I'm in a GREAT mood! Thanks to you and little little friends genocide of most of the human race. It's left to nature to weed out who weak and leave the strong to survive. You. Me. Rage. We're the strong ones.

**Nintendokami smiles**

Well, when you put it that way... I guess you're not so terrible.

**RageRambo smiles**


Well. How was your little vacation?

**Nintendokami sighs**

It was...interesting. I got a lot of scars from fire.

Well. I'm sure you'll live. Regeneration makes life so much easier. If not a little droll.

**Nintendokami points to the one on her throat**

Well yeah... But look how cool it makes me look!

I suppose that's true. Have you seen wolv any time lately?

**Nintendokami nods**

I see him every day. But he doesn't like talking..

Well. That's his loss.

**Nintendokami nods**

What were you doing all this time?
Did you ever figure out what that guy wanted...?

**RageRambo sighs**

Talking. As for what he wants. Well. You're smart. What does a politician want?

Money and mass amounts of power over people?

Bingo chica As far as that goes... Well that's pretty much it. He wants to rule. And he has the power to do it.

Rule over... what? Most everyone is either dead or hiding.

Who else is still alive? That is worth being alive? Us. From what I gathered I think he wants us to either obey him. Or he'll deal with us.

Whaaat...

Yeah, good luck with that. It's gonna take more than his super armor to get that out of me.

Well. He makes some pretty good points. I enjoy living. I couldn't beat him with anything I've tried. You're still welcome. But you do know how crazy politics can be.

**Nintendokami gulps**

You're not actually going to... are you...?

**RageRambo shakes his head**


Me? No. Him however... That is in your hands.

I mean... if he wants us.. you're not gonna go, are you?

What are you talking about? He and I? We're on the same team.

W-wha?!

Since when do you team up with anyone?!

**rambowookie pulls a cigar out and starts smoking**

Any day now.

**Nintendokami thinks of something and runs to the back of the building quickly with a loud howl**

**rambowookie rolls my eyes and follows the howl**


Gonna sic one of your little pets on me?

**Nintendokami laughs and comes around the block on the back of a rampaging hunter**

Rage is right... You ARE smarter than you look!

**rambowookie shrugs and blows some smoke from his mouth**


Which body part do you want me to give back? I'll give you the head if you want.

**Nintendokami jumps off the Hunter's back as he runs into you, running behind you and slamming her metal bat into the back of your head**

Wooo, home run!