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#165 - That's the thing though, real gun enthusiasts don't care wheth… 6 hours ago on Since I got 6 likes last... 0
#163 - I was, which is why I specifically mentioned the fact that my … 6 hours ago on Since I got 6 likes last... 0
#161 - And in terms of history in the sense you're talking about, you…  [+] (2 new replies) 6 hours ago on Since I got 6 likes last... 0
User avatar #162 - roliga (6 hours ago) [-]
No one is talking about collectability, I never said the Mauser was cheaper either. Everyone knows the mosin is a poorfag rifle already, I'm not arguing that. I'm saying the Zastava Mauser is a better gun.
User avatar #165 - RKOViper (6 hours ago) [-]
That's the thing though, real gun enthusiasts don't care whether or not a gun is a "poorfag" gun if it's still a good gun. The Mosin is still a good gun even though it's cheap otherwise it wouldn't be so popular. The Zastava is better, but the Mosin still isn't bad. Two hot chicks walk into the bar you're sitting in, one is a 9/10, the other a 10/10, if the 10/10 won't have sex with you but the 9/10 will, are you going to reject the 9/10 and go look for another 10/10? No, you're going to have sex with the 9/10 and look for more 10/10s tomorrow. Sure a 10 is great, but you can't complain about a solid 9 either.
#159 - They are refurbished post-WWII rifles, to a collector "re…  [+] (2 new replies) 6 hours ago on Since I got 6 likes last... 0
User avatar #160 - roliga (6 hours ago) [-]
Okay but that doesnt make it any less Mauser than a German WWII Mauser. No one was talking about collectability either.
User avatar #163 - RKOViper (6 hours ago) [-]
I was, which is why I specifically mentioned the fact that my opinion was based on that fact and that if he didn't care about it he could disregard that opinion and go strictly on the fact that Zastavas exist so the price difference has now gone from Mosin: $180, K98: $500 to Mosin: $180, K98: $350. The Mosin is still significantly cheaper and they are close competitors in terms of overall quality of firearm. Definitely not $170 different in my opinion, some may disagree, but all I know is the Mosin is a good value, but I also want a Mauser so the price doesn't really matter to me. I like to shoot and I like to collect, so I want a good looking, dependable rifle with a story behind it, all qualities that both of these rifles have.
#158 - Make your own. Look at the two rounds and compare size, effect… 6 hours ago on Since I got 6 likes last... 0
#155 - Yes, and that's my point. Zastavas are also good guns, but the…  [+] (7 new replies) 7 hours ago on Since I got 6 likes last... 0
User avatar #156 - roliga (7 hours ago) [-]
They operate off of a Mauser action, how is it not a "genuine" mauser? If you're looking for history in a gun I really would not say a mosin is where to look, most mosins "history" is it was given to a 13 year old who got shot ten minutes later.
User avatar #161 - RKOViper (6 hours ago) [-]
And in terms of history in the sense you're talking about, you do know that the Germans were the bad guys right? I don't much care what my rifle did, the fact that it was in Russian during the Battle of Stalingrad is just fascinating to me. Any WWII Mauser you find was either used to shoot an allied soldier, a concentration camp prisoner, or a civilian in an invaded country. Who cares what any one particular rifle did? He's not shopping based on "juju," he wants a good rifle for a good price, to which I responded that the Mauser is a better gun, but the Mosin is cheaper, which you've yet to disprove because you can't disprove it because the $180 collector condition Mauser doesn't exist.
User avatar #162 - roliga (6 hours ago) [-]
No one is talking about collectability, I never said the Mauser was cheaper either. Everyone knows the mosin is a poorfag rifle already, I'm not arguing that. I'm saying the Zastava Mauser is a better gun.
User avatar #165 - RKOViper (6 hours ago) [-]
That's the thing though, real gun enthusiasts don't care whether or not a gun is a "poorfag" gun if it's still a good gun. The Mosin is still a good gun even though it's cheap otherwise it wouldn't be so popular. The Zastava is better, but the Mosin still isn't bad. Two hot chicks walk into the bar you're sitting in, one is a 9/10, the other a 10/10, if the 10/10 won't have sex with you but the 9/10 will, are you going to reject the 9/10 and go look for another 10/10? No, you're going to have sex with the 9/10 and look for more 10/10s tomorrow. Sure a 10 is great, but you can't complain about a solid 9 either.
User avatar #159 - RKOViper (6 hours ago) [-]
They are refurbished post-WWII rifles, to a collector "refurbished" means an immediate decrease in value, it isn't unaltered since it left it's original factory, therefor it is not technically a "WWII rifle," it is a refurbished and re-issued rifle. Otiginal German markings on the weapons were removed. Not to mention that in 1948 they stopped refurbishing altogether and went to completely manufacturing the weapon themselves. So it's the same model, but not technically the same gun.
User avatar #160 - roliga (6 hours ago) [-]
Okay but that doesnt make it any less Mauser than a German WWII Mauser. No one was talking about collectability either.
User avatar #163 - RKOViper (6 hours ago) [-]
I was, which is why I specifically mentioned the fact that my opinion was based on that fact and that if he didn't care about it he could disregard that opinion and go strictly on the fact that Zastavas exist so the price difference has now gone from Mosin: $180, K98: $500 to Mosin: $180, K98: $350. The Mosin is still significantly cheaper and they are close competitors in terms of overall quality of firearm. Definitely not $170 different in my opinion, some may disagree, but all I know is the Mosin is a good value, but I also want a Mauser so the price doesn't really matter to me. I like to shoot and I like to collect, so I want a good looking, dependable rifle with a story behind it, all qualities that both of these rifles have.
#153 - The Mauser is the better gun, yeah. If price isn't an issue, b…  [+] (2 new replies) 7 hours ago on Since I got 6 likes last... 0
#154 - spetsnaztm (7 hours ago) [-]
So should I reference the pros and cons list you gave in a previous comment or is there an enough difference between the two to warrant another list?

(Because the other guy's list didn't seem really unbiased, if you know what I mean)
User avatar #158 - RKOViper (6 hours ago) [-]
Make your own. Look at the two rounds and compare size, effective distance, stopping power, cosmetic things like how the gun looks, availability to you personally (can you find a better deal on one than the other?), stuff like that. Some differences are subtle. When you get right down to it, both are excellent guns, and both are praised by their owners for unique reasons. Picking out a gun is a process, you gotta know what you're looking for before you make any decisions. Some gun comparisons are very much in favor of one contender because sometimes one gun truly does put another to shame, but in this case, they're pretty close. Close enough that no one can legitimately say "Oh, you picked that one over the other? Bad choice." It's mostly biased. Mosin lovers say the Mauser is too expensive and Mauser lovers say the Mosin is cheap and that cheap is bad, but in this case it's really not.
#149 - That's why I said the ammo is easy to find, just not as common…  [+] (9 new replies) 7 hours ago on Since I got 6 likes last... 0
User avatar #151 - roliga (7 hours ago) [-]
I'm not looking at German mausers, I just said Mausers, that could mean anything from Yugoslavian mausers, argentine, spanish, israeli, etc.
User avatar #155 - RKOViper (7 hours ago) [-]
Yes, and that's my point. Zastavas are also good guns, but they're not genuine "Mausers." They are a Zastava remake of a Mauser K98. See what I mean? Good gun, but not the same category to some people. I want war-production guns, and that's what I look for, and I let him know that other variants, such as the Zastava, exist at lower prices. To me that's half of the experience of owning an old gun like that, the fact that it was made to be used in a war is just kind of cool to some people, I guess.
User avatar #156 - roliga (7 hours ago) [-]
They operate off of a Mauser action, how is it not a "genuine" mauser? If you're looking for history in a gun I really would not say a mosin is where to look, most mosins "history" is it was given to a 13 year old who got shot ten minutes later.
User avatar #161 - RKOViper (6 hours ago) [-]
And in terms of history in the sense you're talking about, you do know that the Germans were the bad guys right? I don't much care what my rifle did, the fact that it was in Russian during the Battle of Stalingrad is just fascinating to me. Any WWII Mauser you find was either used to shoot an allied soldier, a concentration camp prisoner, or a civilian in an invaded country. Who cares what any one particular rifle did? He's not shopping based on "juju," he wants a good rifle for a good price, to which I responded that the Mauser is a better gun, but the Mosin is cheaper, which you've yet to disprove because you can't disprove it because the $180 collector condition Mauser doesn't exist.
User avatar #162 - roliga (6 hours ago) [-]
No one is talking about collectability, I never said the Mauser was cheaper either. Everyone knows the mosin is a poorfag rifle already, I'm not arguing that. I'm saying the Zastava Mauser is a better gun.
User avatar #165 - RKOViper (6 hours ago) [-]
That's the thing though, real gun enthusiasts don't care whether or not a gun is a "poorfag" gun if it's still a good gun. The Mosin is still a good gun even though it's cheap otherwise it wouldn't be so popular. The Zastava is better, but the Mosin still isn't bad. Two hot chicks walk into the bar you're sitting in, one is a 9/10, the other a 10/10, if the 10/10 won't have sex with you but the 9/10 will, are you going to reject the 9/10 and go look for another 10/10? No, you're going to have sex with the 9/10 and look for more 10/10s tomorrow. Sure a 10 is great, but you can't complain about a solid 9 either.
User avatar #159 - RKOViper (6 hours ago) [-]
They are refurbished post-WWII rifles, to a collector "refurbished" means an immediate decrease in value, it isn't unaltered since it left it's original factory, therefor it is not technically a "WWII rifle," it is a refurbished and re-issued rifle. Otiginal German markings on the weapons were removed. Not to mention that in 1948 they stopped refurbishing altogether and went to completely manufacturing the weapon themselves. So it's the same model, but not technically the same gun.
User avatar #160 - roliga (6 hours ago) [-]
Okay but that doesnt make it any less Mauser than a German WWII Mauser. No one was talking about collectability either.
User avatar #163 - RKOViper (6 hours ago) [-]
I was, which is why I specifically mentioned the fact that my opinion was based on that fact and that if he didn't care about it he could disregard that opinion and go strictly on the fact that Zastavas exist so the price difference has now gone from Mosin: $180, K98: $500 to Mosin: $180, K98: $350. The Mosin is still significantly cheaper and they are close competitors in terms of overall quality of firearm. Definitely not $170 different in my opinion, some may disagree, but all I know is the Mosin is a good value, but I also want a Mauser so the price doesn't really matter to me. I like to shoot and I like to collect, so I want a good looking, dependable rifle with a story behind it, all qualities that both of these rifles have.
#147 - Yeah, they're post-war production though. Good rifles, just no…  [+] (5 new replies) 7 hours ago on Since I got 6 likes last... +1
#148 - spetsnaztm (7 hours ago) [-]
So are you agreed with roliga in terms that if I was to settle on a rifle I should get the Zastava instead of the Mosin?

I make like $170-ish every 2 weeks by the way, so keeping that in mind, is the Zastava worth the extra price?
User avatar #153 - RKOViper (7 hours ago) [-]
The Mauser is the better gun, yeah. If price isn't an issue, buy the Zastava. I picked the Mosin just because I saw it in person in a store for $180, couldn't pass it up. Just look at the pros and cons for you personally between the two and pick whichever one you want more. The differences between the two aren't so great that it's genuinely better to have one or the other, in my opinion, but overall a Zastava 98/48 is a better quality gun than a WWII production Mosin.
#154 - spetsnaztm (7 hours ago) [-]
So should I reference the pros and cons list you gave in a previous comment or is there an enough difference between the two to warrant another list?

(Because the other guy's list didn't seem really unbiased, if you know what I mean)
User avatar #158 - RKOViper (6 hours ago) [-]
Make your own. Look at the two rounds and compare size, effective distance, stopping power, cosmetic things like how the gun looks, availability to you personally (can you find a better deal on one than the other?), stuff like that. Some differences are subtle. When you get right down to it, both are excellent guns, and both are praised by their owners for unique reasons. Picking out a gun is a process, you gotta know what you're looking for before you make any decisions. Some gun comparisons are very much in favor of one contender because sometimes one gun truly does put another to shame, but in this case, they're pretty close. Close enough that no one can legitimately say "Oh, you picked that one over the other? Bad choice." It's mostly biased. Mosin lovers say the Mauser is too expensive and Mauser lovers say the Mosin is cheap and that cheap is bad, but in this case it's really not.
#150 - spetsnaztm (7 hours ago) [-]
Oh and thanks for providing me with this information - I am very appreciative of it.
#20 - And before anyone says it, different variants of each rifle do… 16 hours ago on Since I got 6 likes last... 0

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User avatar #20 - cosmicoverdose (12/31/2012) [-]
Aww little baby is sad that we figured out he's a hearltess **** who posts sob stories for thumbs.

So you deleted it.

This is FUNNYjunk for FUNNY content, not some ******** story about American patriotism and how those damn Arabs are killing our boys!

How many men look like that because of him? Ever thought about that?
Not to mention your country went to Iraq killing innocent children and families on the search for weapons of mass destruction, WHEN THERE WEREN'T ANY.
User avatar #22 to #20 - RKOViper (12/31/2012) [-]
Oh, I get it now. You're an American hating Brit. All your people are superior to ours right? Americans are disgusting, self-centered, power hungry slobs, right? Terrorist attacks on our country are meaningless because we deserve them in your eyes, therefor you must victimize all of our enemies and belittle our people in an attempt to prove your own patriotism. I have to ask why all of the English people on here are like that. Did you forget that YOUR military is helping us to perform all of these "heinous" acts in the middle-east because we've been ******* allies since WWI?
User avatar #21 to #20 - RKOViper (12/31/2012) [-]
I deleted it because it's insulting to know that people like you have to read into everything as being whoring orthumb farming. I put it up as a notification to those who didn't know he died. I put it in the feels section. And seeing as he was fighting TERRORISTS in the war on TERROR I feel no sympathy for anyone he made to look like that. If he did his job than a LOT of ************* look like that. We didn't go there to kill innocents, they just happened to be there. The ends justify the means. The mastermind behind the killing of innocent Americans was killed because of our men's efforts, ever think about it that way? Of course you didn't. Small minded little ***** like you don't remember that we were attacked. Oh we drop an A-Bomb on Japan because of Pearl Harbor you wave your flag and see it as an icon of our power, but a few Afghani civilians are killed in an attempt to stop another 9/11 from happening and HOLY **** crime! It's a crime! It was posted in the feels section ass hole. Morbid channel gets content on the front page on a regular basis, but that's ok. I guess the F does stand for " ****** up." Oh wait, you said it stands for funny. **** is ok because the F stands for "Fap." NOPE. It stands for funny. The title of the website is meaningless. People post what they want to post regardless of how funny it is or not. Depressing **** makes it to the front page constantly. Forever alone guy isn't funny, he's a god damn reminder to people like that that there is no hope for them because of how ****** up society is. That man died and it upset me. Simple as that. If you didn't like it, you should have thumbed down and moved on, instead you had to waste your night monitoring it, making yourself look like an ass in an attempt to feel superior because in real life I'm sure you feel completely suboordinate to all of those around you. **** you and have a nice day.
User avatar #23 to #21 - JimmyJongo (12/31/2012) [-]
You seem a tad upset for someone who got found out as a leech ;)
User avatar #24 to #23 - RKOViper (12/31/2012) [-]
I'm not upset about anything, you on the other hand seem a tad defeated and submissive.
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User avatar #18 - ItsBoobyWhoElse (09/07/2010) [-]
randy orton

the ***** going on

so many wwe fans on Fj lately

oh well fellow fan, im more of an edgehead but i like randy orton too
User avatar #7 - SlowMissiles (06/13/2010) [-]
Randy The Legend Killer Orton = Best
But The Viper is good too =)
User avatar #8 - RKOViper (06/13/2010) [-]
best wrestler on the roster
User avatar #9 - SlowMissiles (06/13/2010) [-]
Yep... I hate Cena. Was happy when he got owned on last Raw XD.
User avatar #10 - RKOViper (06/13/2010) [-]
ya ik lol me and my little buddy jack were amazed lol
User avatar #11 - SlowMissiles (06/13/2010) [-]
i was with my boyfriend there... and i was scream of joy lol
User avatar #12 - RKOViper (06/13/2010) [-]
oh haha i was there on august 17th last year when orton and cena tag teamed and then orton rko'd him after the match and i went to the most recent no way out. it was great
User avatar #13 - SlowMissiles (06/13/2010) [-]
i was there last week i did a trip... but my last show i saw was Breaking Point.. last year... and hearing Orton screaming I quit... omg.. i was so mad.
User avatar #14 - RKOViper (06/13/2010) [-]
that pissed me off lol i was just watchin it on tv but i was pissed
User avatar #15 - SlowMissiles (06/13/2010) [-]
They don't come a lot in Montreal...but when they do... always something bad happen lol... Montreal ScrewJob and I Quit Match of Orton/Cena.

Bah got to go.. have fun .. your a nice guy =)
User avatar #16 - RKOViper (06/13/2010) [-]
thanks u seem rlly nice 2, always great 2 find a girl that likes wrestling, ttyl
User avatar #2 - roflstorm (06/13/2010) [-]
fan of randy orton?
User avatar #3 - RKOViper (06/13/2010) [-]
oh how did u know?
User avatar #5 - roflstorm (06/13/2010) [-]
his nickname is the viper and his finishing move is RKO
i watch wwe
User avatar #6 - RKOViper (06/13/2010) [-]
ya i was jk. hes my fav wrestler
User avatar #17 to #7 - roflstorm (06/15/2010) [-]
mine too
#1 - MichaelTyson (06/13/2010) [-]
STUPID RACIST BITCH! HOPE YOU HAVE FUN *********** JUSTIN BIEBER
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my fans
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