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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:4/05/2010
Last Login:10/01/2014
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Content Ranking:#10252
Comment Ranking:#4462
Highest Content Rank:#3606
Highest Comment Rank:#1197
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#5 - Picture 09/24/2013 on Sexist Computer +14
#8 - This is the way comics should be  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2013 on fantastic story +6
User avatar #19 - Tvfreek (09/24/2013) [-]
cartoons
#1025 - Comment deleted 09/24/2013 on Tell yours, go. -2
#108 - Picture 09/24/2013 on Wherefore art thou Romeo? 0
#10 - This is interesting 09/23/2013 on I would pay to see this 0
#17 - English* 09/23/2013 on Is trick question 0
#11 - I'm half British half Irish, no matter which Country I go to I…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/23/2013 on Is trick question +8
#41 - mr skeltal (09/23/2013) [-]
Same here bro, such unrelenting abuse for having done nothing against the people of either nation/country! I'm half British half Welsh (my British side is my mother's side which are English and German, so I see that half as British rather than just English).
User avatar #16 - mymiddleleg (09/23/2013) [-]
You can't be half British you're either half Welsh, Scottish or English
User avatar #19 - scandaldog (09/23/2013) [-]
English isn't really British, since British means celtic. English is germanic, same as the saxons.
User avatar #38 - theshadowed (09/23/2013) [-]
Actually England is a nice old mixture of scandinavians, romans, celts, jutes, angles, saxons and french
User avatar #17 - QuakinDuck (09/23/2013) [-]
English*
#13 - mr skeltal (09/23/2013) [-]
Yes it is, you won the sperm race. You wanted the prize to be in the middle of the rivalry.
#6 - Picture 09/20/2013 on Reading a text when you... +2
#22 - " sickest ollie" 09/20/2013 on Extreme-O 0
#2 - Thats so clever 09/19/2013 on Never forget +9
#42 - sniping tool 09/19/2013 on Finally... 0
#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2013 on Why I don't like to Take... +1
#3 - benjamino Comment deleted by QuakinDuck
#18 - Thumbed up on account of your avatar 09/16/2013 on After 3 years, realized... -2
#122 - Might come in handy 09/10/2013 on I laugh every time 0
#121 - Comment deleted 09/10/2013 on I laugh every time 0
#22 - Same here 09/09/2013 on Trust your instincts +2
#139 - That's..... That's nice 09/08/2013 on It's true. +2
#125 - How is she also your cousin?  [+] (4 new replies) 09/08/2013 on It's true. +2
User avatar #135 - pipsqueakaso (09/08/2013) [-]
She's my cousin on my mother's side of the family who ended up together with my uncle from my dad's side.
#140 - patofeliz (09/08/2013) [-]
#148 - questionaire (09/08/2013) [-]
#139 - QuakinDuck (09/08/2013) [-]
That's..... That's nice
#26 - #edgy 09/05/2013 on I was just miding my own... -3
#20 - Is this a joke? 09/05/2013 on Beebs -1
#29 - YES HE/SHE ******* DID JUST  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2013 on just in case +10
User avatar #36 - greedtheavaricious (09/05/2013) [-]
Yay for Michael Kessler.
#17 - Comment deleted 09/03/2013 on YO MAMMA 0
#2 - Didnt take his meds 09/03/2013 on ACE OF SPADES -2
#13176 - Anyone skate? 09/03/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#244 - You wot m8 09/03/2013 on A Win in the FJ Comments. -1
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User avatar #109 - hahahaheidi (09/23/2014) [-]
dude its been awhile
User avatar #110 to #109 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
Its been more than a while, It's been two whiles
User avatar #131 to #110 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2014) [-]
(im just gonna start back up here)
i deactivated because facebook is dumb and i was on it all day everyday.
also i just tried log in in and its telling me my email isnt connected to any account??
User avatar #132 to #131 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
Awh thats poo m8 missin' yo' pretty face tbh ( I cannot remember what you look like byt das a fine pussy)
User avatar #133 to #132 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2014) [-]
my account is still up like you can see my pictures and stuff just not statues. you can literally google heidi naro and the first link is my fb
User avatar #134 to #133 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
Oh yeah you iz well fit m8
User avatar #135 to #134 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2014) [-]
i dont understand this eurolingo but im gonna take it as a compliment thank u
User avatar #136 to #135 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
Yeah its a compliment hahah how you keeping anyway whats t like in 'murica?
User avatar #137 to #136 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2014) [-]
well as of late its super ****** , corrupt cops our president being a bro but not doing his job and racism/sexism is alive and well etc. but besides that its cool like my moms insurance is good because were poor so i guess thats alright if i almost die or something. what about ireland? my favorite youtube animator just moved from there
User avatar #138 to #137 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
Awh sounds like you're having a blast oml are you talking about ONEY???? Irelands boring and it always will be cant wait till i move to england
User avatar #139 to #138 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2014) [-]
YES! i love the group he always hangs out with in general! whenever i go to college i wanna go in england mainly because i dont want to be in debt forever and i could be the token american accent friend
User avatar #140 to #139 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
Yeah thats what i plan on doing haha i wanna do law in canterbury
Oney is a sexual mother ******
User avatar #141 to #140 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2014) [-]
sweet dude, i have no clue what im gonna do. im still in a bit of a "i refuse to let go of my dreams to get a real job" thing. yeah, i wish he would talk more in the sleepycabin podcasts. hes super funny just quiet as ****
User avatar #142 to #141 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
Awhhh i aint seen any of them but yeah i get what you mean about the whoole dream job thing haha what is your dream?
User avatar #143 to #142 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2014) [-]
They're pretty good m8. ever since i was like 3 ive wanted to be a musician of some sort but hey who didnt but ive also been super into lets players on youtube and i always though that would be cool if you could get enough money from that alone. basically just something in entertainment of some sort. what about yours?
User avatar #144 to #143 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
Ahaha they're pretty cool I either want to be a comedian or a physics teacher (Weird mix I know) but i didnt do hysics so ima do law
User avatar #145 to #144 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2014) [-]
Good luck man! why wouldnt you do physics crazy
User avatar #146 to #145 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
wasnt a choice in my school :/
User avatar #147 to #146 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2014) [-]
ahaha that seems a little backwards :o oh wel you can be the sickest ass lawyer in hs just ****** serve everyone
User avatar #148 to #147 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (09/25/2014) [-]
Awhhh yeah that the plan my niqqa ) hahah
User avatar #111 to #110 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2014) [-]
yeah so whats up, hows it going?
User avatar #112 to #111 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
Awh its okay I guess I aint been up to much really just trying to keep my head down in school but it aint really woking out hahah you ?
User avatar #113 to #112 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2014) [-]
Oh man once your out of high school you literally forget everything about it. You also realize how immature literally everything and everyone was it's hilarious. I'm just trying to focus on not failing any classes this year, especially since I'm already graduating late. Maybe finally start looking for a job. Normal almost-adult things.
User avatar #114 to #113 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
I was ment to be getting a job but then something happened with the company and I dunno whats hapening anymore haha school is fun once you have the right teachers i guess haha where you from ?
User avatar #115 to #114 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2014) [-]
what kind of job was it? but yeah i liked school i just dont like not wearing lounge-y clothes for so long. its much harder to learn and ya know not cheat with online classes. I'm from Loriain, Ohio, in america. And if i remember correctly you live in the uk?
User avatar #116 to #115 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
It was like a retail shop Nope I was born there but I live in IReland the past 13-14 years hehe
User avatar #117 to #116 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2014) [-]
oh dear god be thankful then lmao. i havent heard one good think about working retail. right right i knew it was one or the other. also, just out of curiosity, i remember you were a little younger than me. are you still 16 or have you turned 17 yet?
User avatar #118 to #117 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
It wouldve been nice to get my own money though, I'm tired of selling my body onn the streets :/ I'm stil 16 unfortunately hahah
User avatar #119 to #118 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2014) [-]
hahaha i can see how that'd be tiring lmao. man i turned 17 july 10th and lemme tell ya 17 is magical, like your not a kid kid but your also not an adult adult. on top of all this other stuff i still dont even know how to drive so its a little spooky.
User avatar #120 to #119 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
Awh i cant wait till i start driving ima pick up so many bitches respectable women
User avatar #121 to #120 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2014) [-]
yeah yeah its all fun until you hit/ get hit by someone. all the bitches in the world couldnt save you.
User avatar #122 to #121 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
Unless all the bitches in the world were doctors???
User avatar #123 to #122 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2014) [-]
dude that kind of thinking is what gets you a ******* license! maybe i need to be a doctor i dont wanna be left out of this
#124 to #123 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
What can I say Im just a smart guy, but you have to only wear one of those slutty doctors outfits k
User avatar #125 to #124 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2014) [-]
Yeah! And ya know what? I'm sure some place sells those with college degrees? it could all be so easy, like whats better than slutty passenger seat doctor bitches? nothing is its rhetorical everyone wins
User avatar #126 to #125 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
Awh yeah that'd deffinitely work out well for you we should travel the world together
User avatar #127 to #126 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2014) [-]
: )))))) hell yeah dude it could be like 2014 car crash bonnie and clyde. well cause millions in damage, live in the fast lane!
User avatar #130 to #127 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
Why'd you deactivate???
User avatar #128 to #127 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
I dont even know what you look like fam did we meet on the tinychat?
User avatar #129 to #128 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2014) [-]
what no idk how we met but we were facebook friends (before i deactivated my account)
#104 - hahahaheidi (11/05/2013) [-]
i just mildly stalked you and i thought that you should know D:   
   
i'm sorry >.<
i just mildly stalked you and i thought that you should know D:

i'm sorry >.<
#105 to #104 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (11/05/2013) [-]
How did you stalk me?
#106 to #105 - hahahaheidi (11/05/2013) [-]
idek but i was here and i feel like a criminal now
#107 to #106 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (11/05/2013) [-]
It's okay Heidi I can forgive you    
 How did you stalk me through funnyjunk?
It's okay Heidi I can forgive you
How did you stalk me through funnyjunk?
#108 to #107 - hahahaheidi (11/05/2013) [-]
well i should've said i stalked your profile, but **** same thing XD
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User avatar #80 to #79 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
Do what?
#81 to #80 - godsleftleg has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #82 to #81 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
Link me to the content and ill thumb you up
#83 to #82 - godsleftleg has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #84 to #83 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
No seriously link me to it
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#86 to #85 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
It is done
It is done
User avatar #71 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (09/03/2013) [-]
What you have something against history?
Aww yeah im like utilising this thumb thing
User avatar #72 to #71 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
HOLY **** I IMAGINED YOU COMMENTING ON MY PROFILE AS SOON AS I THUMBED THAT DOWN I AM ******** MYSELF
User avatar #73 to #72 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (09/03/2013) [-]
ikr it is like admin wanted to cause **** storms with that, but seriously, couldnt you have waited till it had more than 1 thumb?
i mean i left a comment for people to throw red thumbs at and everything, some people actually enjoy history.
better than most of the **** on fj lately and it is not a video with many views.
User avatar #74 to #73 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
Hey, sorry but I just thumb down most videos unless they're actually funny...

FUNNYjunk
User avatar #75 to #74 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (09/03/2013) [-]
Since when are feminism posts or anything on funnyjunk actually funny?
name the last time you actually laughed on this website...
it has become a mini reddit of late (even if it is an older version of it)
#76 to #75 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
I can't remember the last time I laughed at it I guess, the websites gone to absolute **** lately... I think I missed something important but my laptop broke for a few months so I guess I missed out on a lot wen I came back
User avatar #77 to #76 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (09/03/2013) [-]
yeah it is not funnyjunk anymore it is just junk from the internet.
User avatar #78 to #77 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
Yeah... It's absolute dicks on tits bad
User avatar #68 - jingleforth (07/02/2013) [-]
hey honey honey
User avatar #69 to #68 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (07/05/2013) [-]
Are you lonely?
User avatar #62 - jingleforth (09/25/2012) [-]
hi
User avatar #63 to #62 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (09/25/2012) [-]
Hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (08/29/2012) [-]
...I'm Catholic
User avatar #60 to #59 - jingleforth (08/29/2012) [-]
Oh really?
User avatar #61 to #60 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (08/29/2012) [-]
Yeah
User avatar #64 to #61 - jingleforth (06/01/2013) [-]
That's what you think
User avatar #65 to #64 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
....WHY REPLY TO THIS ARE YOU LONELY?
User avatar #67 to #66 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
N'aaawwwhhh poor Jingleforth
#56 - jingleforth (08/22/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #57 to #56 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (08/25/2012) [-]
What?
User avatar #50 - jingleforth (08/21/2012) [-]
What items do you want?
User avatar #51 to #50 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (08/21/2012) [-]
Ever hear of the ultra rare " **** off, you smelly cunt. Thanks."
I want it
User avatar #52 to #51 - jingleforth (08/21/2012) [-]
Don't got that, what else you want?
User avatar #53 to #52 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (08/21/2012) [-]
Porn?
User avatar #54 to #53 - jingleforth (08/21/2012) [-]
What kind?
User avatar #55 to #54 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (08/21/2012) [-]
Lesbian
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (08/21/2012) [-]
what items chu want boi?
User avatar #49 to #48 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (08/21/2012) [-]
You're Irish?
#43 - jingleforth (08/20/2012) [-]
wat item did YEW want?
User avatar #44 to #43 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (08/20/2012) [-]
Coins.
User avatar #45 to #44 - jingleforth (08/20/2012) [-]
Bronze or gold?
User avatar #46 to #45 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (08/20/2012) [-]
I meant the crate of coins ;D
#39 - jingleforth (08/19/2012) [-]
wat item did u want
User avatar #40 to #39 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (08/19/2012) [-]
Jimmy rustler, donal, crate of coins?
User avatar #1 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
if you can guess my favorite color, I will give you ANY item from my collection.
You have infinite guesses. I will deliver
User avatar #2 to #1 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-]
green?
User avatar #3 to #2 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
Nope
User avatar #4 to #3 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-]
yellow?
User avatar #5 to #4 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
Make a big ass list, and if you get it. I will tell you.
User avatar #8 to #5 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-]
http://en.wikipedia(.)org/wiki/Listofcolors
User avatar #10 to #8 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
Not in there.
User avatar #6 to #5 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-]
[url deleted]
User avatar #7 to #6 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
wat
User avatar #11 to #7 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-]
Oh my god you have so many items :O
User avatar #12 to #11 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
if you guess my favorite color I'll give it all to you. free
#13 to #12 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-]
I only want one, thanks, look at the link... It's probably on that page
I only want one, thanks, look at the link... It's probably on that page
User avatar #15 to #13 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
Also, it's not on the page.
User avatar #14 to #13 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
You sure you don't want all those rare items. I 2 poison spells, 3 freeze spell, 3 sundaes, 1 Sword of eternal burning,Bubble crystal statue, 2 filly eggs, Magic beam spell, Magic necklace, Magic mirror, 5 diamonds, 3 silver bars, and several other little goodies?
User avatar #16 to #14 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-]
Just one filly egg, I'd feel better if I collected most items on my own
Is your favorite colour.... Vagina pink?
User avatar #18 to #16 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
want a hint?
User avatar #19 to #18 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-]
Yes
User avatar #21 to #19 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
It's beyond the fastest color
User avatar #22 to #21 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-]
****** ? Black? Brown?
User avatar #34 to #23 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-]
Filly egg and sword of eternal...


Thanks you so much :'D
User avatar #36 to #34 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
We need to trade something.
User avatar #35 to #34 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
get some items and I might give them to you.
User avatar #37 to #35 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-]
Oh bull **** X(
User avatar #38 to #37 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
if you do not receive the 2 items within 1 and a half minutes. no egg and sword for you :(
User avatar #24 to #23 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-]
White? ....
User avatar #32 to #25 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-]
ultra violet?
User avatar #33 to #32 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
Let me process that.

Anyways, what item did you want..
User avatar #30 to #25 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-]
Can I have the first three letters xD
User avatar #31 to #30 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
Ult
User avatar #28 to #25 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-]
Be honest, ,is it even a colour?
User avatar #29 to #28 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
yes
User avatar #26 to #25 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-]
The colour of the tears which are currently running down my cheeks?
User avatar #27 to #26 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
Nope. :p
User avatar #20 to #19 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-]





please
User avatar #17 to #16 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
Nope.
User avatar #9 to #7 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-]
http://en.wikipedia(.)org/wiki/Listofcolors
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