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#94 - Picture 08/28/2014 on All hail The Macaroni King 0
#89 - Noice  [+] (2 new replies) 08/28/2014 on All hail The Macaroni King 0
#90 - respectedblackman (08/28/2014) [-]
#94 - QuakinDuck (08/28/2014) [-]
#86 - Sounds pretty cool to me, how old ae you if you dont mind me asking ?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/28/2014 on All hail The Macaroni King 0
#87 - respectedblackman (08/28/2014) [-]
25 man
User avatar #89 - QuakinDuck (08/28/2014) [-]
Noice
#90 - respectedblackman (08/28/2014) [-]
#94 - QuakinDuck (08/28/2014) [-]
#79 - Sounds like you're living the life... Or living A life... or…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/28/2014 on All hail The Macaroni King 0
#83 - respectedblackman (08/28/2014) [-]
I dunno man. Some people think I'm fucked up, but I've always just got bored doing the same shit.

After I finished uni, I went travelling for three years, only came home once, and saw some eye opening shit. Not the typical, "oh I sat in a Buddhist temple and got blessed by an apprentice to the Dhali Llama shit."

I did the proper travelling, went around Africa, visited tribes, went around Asia, travelled on foot down most of the south west coast of vietnam, then spend 6 months in Thailand. Did a shit load more as well.

If I die tomorrow man, I can say when I get up those pearly gates, or whatever the fucks up there, that I lived a full life and I enjoyed it as much as I could, and I made some difference to some people along the way.
User avatar #86 - QuakinDuck (08/28/2014) [-]
Sounds pretty cool to me, how old ae you if you dont mind me asking ?
#87 - respectedblackman (08/28/2014) [-]
25 man
User avatar #89 - QuakinDuck (08/28/2014) [-]
Noice
#90 - respectedblackman (08/28/2014) [-]
#94 - QuakinDuck (08/28/2014) [-]
#74 - Would you not be worried about addiction? and emmmm have you a…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/28/2014 on All hail The Macaroni King 0
#77 - respectedblackman (08/28/2014) [-]
I don't really have an addictive possibility. I smoke, but I pick it up and put it down as I like.

As for taking it up the brown passage, yeah, I had a gay friend at university who I'd been good friends with since I was about 13. We were joking about it one night, and then I decided I might as well try it, and I was comfortable with him doing it. He put it in, I immediately felt sick, so I asked him to stop, and now we joke about it.
User avatar #79 - QuakinDuck (08/28/2014) [-]
Sounds like you're living the life... Or living A life... or maybe just living
#83 - respectedblackman (08/28/2014) [-]
I dunno man. Some people think I'm fucked up, but I've always just got bored doing the same shit.

After I finished uni, I went travelling for three years, only came home once, and saw some eye opening shit. Not the typical, "oh I sat in a Buddhist temple and got blessed by an apprentice to the Dhali Llama shit."

I did the proper travelling, went around Africa, visited tribes, went around Asia, travelled on foot down most of the south west coast of vietnam, then spend 6 months in Thailand. Did a shit load more as well.

If I die tomorrow man, I can say when I get up those pearly gates, or whatever the fucks up there, that I lived a full life and I enjoyed it as much as I could, and I made some difference to some people along the way.
User avatar #86 - QuakinDuck (08/28/2014) [-]
Sounds pretty cool to me, how old ae you if you dont mind me asking ?
#87 - respectedblackman (08/28/2014) [-]
25 man
User avatar #89 - QuakinDuck (08/28/2014) [-]
Noice
#90 - respectedblackman (08/28/2014) [-]
#94 - QuakinDuck (08/28/2014) [-]
#69 - Really? What were they like ? Except anal idgaf  [+] (10 new replies) 08/28/2014 on All hail The Macaroni King 0
#72 - respectedblackman (08/28/2014) [-]
I dabbed heroin and smoked meth through a pipe. I've dabbed a lot of drugs, but heroin was life changing, as it numbed a whole half of my face for 45 minutes. It's intense.

Meth is probably the most paranoia inducing drug I've ever taken. Literally two minutes into the high, I was staring out windows, shitting myself at every little sound.

Anal is anal man. I tried it, both ways, and didn't like it. I'm not gay, but I thought I'd make sure.
#74 - QuakinDuck (08/28/2014) [-]
Would you not be worried about addiction? and emmmm have you ally taken it up the butt?
#77 - respectedblackman (08/28/2014) [-]
I don't really have an addictive possibility. I smoke, but I pick it up and put it down as I like.

As for taking it up the brown passage, yeah, I had a gay friend at university who I'd been good friends with since I was about 13. We were joking about it one night, and then I decided I might as well try it, and I was comfortable with him doing it. He put it in, I immediately felt sick, so I asked him to stop, and now we joke about it.
User avatar #79 - QuakinDuck (08/28/2014) [-]
Sounds like you're living the life... Or living A life... or maybe just living
#83 - respectedblackman (08/28/2014) [-]
I dunno man. Some people think I'm fucked up, but I've always just got bored doing the same shit.

After I finished uni, I went travelling for three years, only came home once, and saw some eye opening shit. Not the typical, "oh I sat in a Buddhist temple and got blessed by an apprentice to the Dhali Llama shit."

I did the proper travelling, went around Africa, visited tribes, went around Asia, travelled on foot down most of the south west coast of vietnam, then spend 6 months in Thailand. Did a shit load more as well.

If I die tomorrow man, I can say when I get up those pearly gates, or whatever the fucks up there, that I lived a full life and I enjoyed it as much as I could, and I made some difference to some people along the way.
User avatar #86 - QuakinDuck (08/28/2014) [-]
Sounds pretty cool to me, how old ae you if you dont mind me asking ?
#87 - respectedblackman (08/28/2014) [-]
25 man
User avatar #89 - QuakinDuck (08/28/2014) [-]
Noice
#90 - respectedblackman (08/28/2014) [-]
#94 - QuakinDuck (08/28/2014) [-]
#66 - I'll try most things once, excluding etreme **** …  [+] (12 new replies) 08/28/2014 on All hail The Macaroni King +1
#68 - respectedblackman (08/28/2014) [-]
I'm 3 for 3 there...
User avatar #69 - QuakinDuck (08/28/2014) [-]
Really? What were they like ? Except anal idgaf
#72 - respectedblackman (08/28/2014) [-]
I dabbed heroin and smoked meth through a pipe. I've dabbed a lot of drugs, but heroin was life changing, as it numbed a whole half of my face for 45 minutes. It's intense.

Meth is probably the most paranoia inducing drug I've ever taken. Literally two minutes into the high, I was staring out windows, shitting myself at every little sound.

Anal is anal man. I tried it, both ways, and didn't like it. I'm not gay, but I thought I'd make sure.
#74 - QuakinDuck (08/28/2014) [-]
Would you not be worried about addiction? and emmmm have you ally taken it up the butt?
#77 - respectedblackman (08/28/2014) [-]
I don't really have an addictive possibility. I smoke, but I pick it up and put it down as I like.

As for taking it up the brown passage, yeah, I had a gay friend at university who I'd been good friends with since I was about 13. We were joking about it one night, and then I decided I might as well try it, and I was comfortable with him doing it. He put it in, I immediately felt sick, so I asked him to stop, and now we joke about it.
User avatar #79 - QuakinDuck (08/28/2014) [-]
Sounds like you're living the life... Or living A life... or maybe just living
#83 - respectedblackman (08/28/2014) [-]
I dunno man. Some people think I'm fucked up, but I've always just got bored doing the same shit.

After I finished uni, I went travelling for three years, only came home once, and saw some eye opening shit. Not the typical, "oh I sat in a Buddhist temple and got blessed by an apprentice to the Dhali Llama shit."

I did the proper travelling, went around Africa, visited tribes, went around Asia, travelled on foot down most of the south west coast of vietnam, then spend 6 months in Thailand. Did a shit load more as well.

If I die tomorrow man, I can say when I get up those pearly gates, or whatever the fucks up there, that I lived a full life and I enjoyed it as much as I could, and I made some difference to some people along the way.
User avatar #86 - QuakinDuck (08/28/2014) [-]
Sounds pretty cool to me, how old ae you if you dont mind me asking ?
#87 - respectedblackman (08/28/2014) [-]
25 man
User avatar #89 - QuakinDuck (08/28/2014) [-]
Noice
#90 - respectedblackman (08/28/2014) [-]
#94 - QuakinDuck (08/28/2014) [-]
#58 - Can't find it on Amazon, never done drugs before (Tried weed, …  [+] (14 new replies) 08/28/2014 on All hail The Macaroni King 0
#64 - respectedblackman (08/28/2014) [-]
www.salviadragon.com/buysalvia.htm

Yeah, its really legal. Here's a link for a website that sells it, and they do overnight delivery. It's not like weed at all, it's a psychadelic drug, it'll give you hallucinations. I've always lived life by the motto that you should try everything once, and I do mean everything. It's opened me up to a lot of things I probably wouldn't have tried otherwise.
#66 - QuakinDuck (08/28/2014) [-]
I'll try most things once, excluding etreme shit like heroin, meth, anal etc.. thanks anyway
#68 - respectedblackman (08/28/2014) [-]
I'm 3 for 3 there...
User avatar #69 - QuakinDuck (08/28/2014) [-]
Really? What were they like ? Except anal idgaf
#72 - respectedblackman (08/28/2014) [-]
I dabbed heroin and smoked meth through a pipe. I've dabbed a lot of drugs, but heroin was life changing, as it numbed a whole half of my face for 45 minutes. It's intense.

Meth is probably the most paranoia inducing drug I've ever taken. Literally two minutes into the high, I was staring out windows, shitting myself at every little sound.

Anal is anal man. I tried it, both ways, and didn't like it. I'm not gay, but I thought I'd make sure.
#74 - QuakinDuck (08/28/2014) [-]
Would you not be worried about addiction? and emmmm have you ally taken it up the butt?
#77 - respectedblackman (08/28/2014) [-]
I don't really have an addictive possibility. I smoke, but I pick it up and put it down as I like.

As for taking it up the brown passage, yeah, I had a gay friend at university who I'd been good friends with since I was about 13. We were joking about it one night, and then I decided I might as well try it, and I was comfortable with him doing it. He put it in, I immediately felt sick, so I asked him to stop, and now we joke about it.
User avatar #79 - QuakinDuck (08/28/2014) [-]
Sounds like you're living the life... Or living A life... or maybe just living
#83 - respectedblackman (08/28/2014) [-]
I dunno man. Some people think I'm fucked up, but I've always just got bored doing the same shit.

After I finished uni, I went travelling for three years, only came home once, and saw some eye opening shit. Not the typical, "oh I sat in a Buddhist temple and got blessed by an apprentice to the Dhali Llama shit."

I did the proper travelling, went around Africa, visited tribes, went around Asia, travelled on foot down most of the south west coast of vietnam, then spend 6 months in Thailand. Did a shit load more as well.

If I die tomorrow man, I can say when I get up those pearly gates, or whatever the fucks up there, that I lived a full life and I enjoyed it as much as I could, and I made some difference to some people along the way.
User avatar #86 - QuakinDuck (08/28/2014) [-]
Sounds pretty cool to me, how old ae you if you dont mind me asking ?
#87 - respectedblackman (08/28/2014) [-]
25 man
User avatar #89 - QuakinDuck (08/28/2014) [-]
Noice
#90 - respectedblackman (08/28/2014) [-]
#94 - QuakinDuck (08/28/2014) [-]
#57 - Is it really legal?? ahahah 08/28/2014 on All hail The Macaroni King 0
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#104 - hahahaheidi (11/05/2013) [-]
i just mildly stalked you and i thought that you should know D:   
   
i'm sorry >.<
i just mildly stalked you and i thought that you should know D:

i'm sorry >.<
#105 to #104 - QuakinDuck (11/05/2013) [-]
How did you stalk me?
#106 to #105 - hahahaheidi (11/05/2013) [-]
idek but i was here and i feel like a criminal now
#107 to #106 - QuakinDuck (11/05/2013) [-]
It's okay Heidi I can forgive you    
 How did you stalk me through funnyjunk?
It's okay Heidi I can forgive you
How did you stalk me through funnyjunk?
#108 to #107 - hahahaheidi (11/05/2013) [-]
well i should've said i stalked your profile, but **** same thing XD
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User avatar #80 to #79 - QuakinDuck (09/03/2013) [-]
Do what?
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User avatar #82 to #81 - QuakinDuck (09/03/2013) [-]
Link me to the content and ill thumb you up
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User avatar #84 to #83 - QuakinDuck (09/03/2013) [-]
No seriously link me to it
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#86 to #85 - QuakinDuck (09/03/2013) [-]
It is done
It is done
User avatar #71 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (09/03/2013) [-]
What you have something against history?
Aww yeah im like utilising this thumb thing
User avatar #72 to #71 - QuakinDuck (09/03/2013) [-]
HOLY **** I IMAGINED YOU COMMENTING ON MY PROFILE AS SOON AS I THUMBED THAT DOWN I AM ******** MYSELF
User avatar #73 to #72 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (09/03/2013) [-]
ikr it is like admin wanted to cause **** storms with that, but seriously, couldnt you have waited till it had more than 1 thumb?
i mean i left a comment for people to throw red thumbs at and everything, some people actually enjoy history.
better than most of the **** on fj lately and it is not a video with many views.
User avatar #74 to #73 - QuakinDuck (09/03/2013) [-]
Hey, sorry but I just thumb down most videos unless they're actually funny...

FUNNYjunk
User avatar #75 to #74 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (09/03/2013) [-]
Since when are feminism posts or anything on funnyjunk actually funny?
name the last time you actually laughed on this website...
it has become a mini reddit of late (even if it is an older version of it)
#76 to #75 - QuakinDuck (09/03/2013) [-]
I can't remember the last time I laughed at it I guess, the websites gone to absolute **** lately... I think I missed something important but my laptop broke for a few months so I guess I missed out on a lot wen I came back
User avatar #77 to #76 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (09/03/2013) [-]
yeah it is not funnyjunk anymore it is just junk from the internet.
User avatar #78 to #77 - QuakinDuck (09/03/2013) [-]
Yeah... It's absolute dicks on tits bad
User avatar #68 - jingleforth (07/02/2013) [-]
hey honey honey
User avatar #69 to #68 - QuakinDuck (07/05/2013) [-]
Are you lonely?
User avatar #62 - jingleforth (09/25/2012) [-]
hi
User avatar #63 to #62 - QuakinDuck (09/25/2012) [-]
Hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - QuakinDuck (08/29/2012) [-]
...I'm Catholic
User avatar #60 to #59 - jingleforth (08/29/2012) [-]
Oh really?
User avatar #61 to #60 - QuakinDuck (08/29/2012) [-]
Yeah
User avatar #64 to #61 - jingleforth (06/01/2013) [-]
That's what you think
User avatar #65 to #64 - QuakinDuck (06/01/2013) [-]
....WHY REPLY TO THIS ARE YOU LONELY?
User avatar #67 to #66 - QuakinDuck (06/01/2013) [-]
N'aaawwwhhh poor Jingleforth
#56 - jingleforth (08/22/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #57 to #56 - QuakinDuck (08/25/2012) [-]
What?
User avatar #50 - jingleforth (08/21/2012) [-]
What items do you want?
User avatar #51 to #50 - QuakinDuck (08/21/2012) [-]
Ever hear of the ultra rare " **** off, you smelly cunt. Thanks."
I want it
User avatar #52 to #51 - jingleforth (08/21/2012) [-]
Don't got that, what else you want?
User avatar #53 to #52 - QuakinDuck (08/21/2012) [-]
Porn?
User avatar #54 to #53 - jingleforth (08/21/2012) [-]
What kind?
User avatar #55 to #54 - QuakinDuck (08/21/2012) [-]
Lesbian
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (08/21/2012) [-]
what items chu want boi?
User avatar #49 to #48 - QuakinDuck (08/21/2012) [-]
You're Irish?
#43 - jingleforth (08/20/2012) [-]
wat item did YEW want?
User avatar #44 to #43 - QuakinDuck (08/20/2012) [-]
Coins.
User avatar #45 to #44 - jingleforth (08/20/2012) [-]
Bronze or gold?
User avatar #46 to #45 - QuakinDuck (08/20/2012) [-]
I meant the crate of coins ;D
#39 - jingleforth (08/19/2012) [-]
wat item did u want
User avatar #40 to #39 - QuakinDuck (08/19/2012) [-]
Jimmy rustler, donal, crate of coins?
User avatar #1 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
if you can guess my favorite color, I will give you ANY item from my collection.
You have infinite guesses. I will deliver
User avatar #2 to #1 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
green?
User avatar #3 to #2 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
Nope
User avatar #4 to #3 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
yellow?
User avatar #5 to #4 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
Make a big ass list, and if you get it. I will tell you.
User avatar #8 to #5 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
http://en.wikipedia(.)org/wiki/Listofcolors
User avatar #10 to #8 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
Not in there.
User avatar #6 to #5 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
[url deleted]
User avatar #7 to #6 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
wat
User avatar #11 to #7 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
Oh my god you have so many items :O
User avatar #12 to #11 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
if you guess my favorite color I'll give it all to you. free
#13 to #12 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
I only want one, thanks, look at the link... It's probably on that page
I only want one, thanks, look at the link... It's probably on that page
User avatar #15 to #13 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
Also, it's not on the page.
User avatar #14 to #13 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
You sure you don't want all those rare items. I 2 poison spells, 3 freeze spell, 3 sundaes, 1 Sword of eternal burning,Bubble crystal statue, 2 filly eggs, Magic beam spell, Magic necklace, Magic mirror, 5 diamonds, 3 silver bars, and several other little goodies?
User avatar #16 to #14 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
Just one filly egg, I'd feel better if I collected most items on my own
Is your favorite colour.... Vagina pink?
User avatar #18 to #16 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
want a hint?
User avatar #19 to #18 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
Yes
User avatar #21 to #19 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
It's beyond the fastest color
User avatar #22 to #21 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
****** ? Black? Brown?
User avatar #34 to #23 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
Filly egg and sword of eternal...


Thanks you so much :'D
User avatar #36 to #34 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
We need to trade something.
User avatar #35 to #34 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
get some items and I might give them to you.
User avatar #37 to #35 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
Oh bull **** X(
User avatar #38 to #37 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
if you do not receive the 2 items within 1 and a half minutes. no egg and sword for you :(
User avatar #24 to #23 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
White? ....
User avatar #32 to #25 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
ultra violet?
User avatar #33 to #32 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
Let me process that.

Anyways, what item did you want..
User avatar #30 to #25 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
Can I have the first three letters xD
User avatar #31 to #30 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
Ult
User avatar #28 to #25 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
Be honest, ,is it even a colour?
User avatar #29 to #28 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
yes
User avatar #26 to #25 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
The colour of the tears which are currently running down my cheeks?
User avatar #27 to #26 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
Nope. :p
User avatar #20 to #19 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]





please
User avatar #17 to #16 - jingleforth (08/09/2012) [-]
Nope.
User avatar #9 to #7 - QuakinDuck (08/09/2012) [-]
http://en.wikipedia(.)org/wiki/Listofcolors
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