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Gender: male
Age: 20
Video Games Played: Hide and We Touch Each Other
X-box Gamertag: Pvt x Toucher
Interests: touching, ...things
Date Signed Up:4/22/2010
Last Login:10/20/2014
Location:East Coast
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Content Ranking:#3393
Comment Ranking:#4373
Highest Content Rank:#1063
Highest Comment Rank:#2516
Content Thumbs: 7265 total,  8217 ,  952
Comment Thumbs: 1905 total,  2187 ,  282
Content Level Progress: 50% (50/100)
Level 171 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 172 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Comment Level Progress: 83% (83/100)
Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:307458
Times Content Favorited:526 times
Total Comments Made:430
FJ Points:8861
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#3 - If Jabba the Hutt was a food, he'd be Jabba the Nutt  [+] (2 new replies) 09/20/2012 on Jabba the Hutt +30
User avatar #4 - SquishyHaribo (09/20/2012) [-]
If Jabba the Hutt lost a sword fight, he'd be Jabba the Cutt
User avatar #6 - PvtToucher (09/20/2012) [-]
if Jabba the Hutt was on a runway, he'd be Jabba the Strutt
#1 - If Jabba the Hutt worked the corner, he'd be Jabba the Slutt  [+] (6 new replies) 09/20/2012 on Jabba the Hutt +44
#47 - takesomemorewater (09/21/2012) [-]
If Jabba the Hutt was a dyslexic, He'd be Babja teh Thut
User avatar #30 - arjunz (09/21/2012) [-]
If Jabba the Hutt was erotica, he'd be Jabba the Smutt.
User avatar #2 - SquishyHaribo (09/20/2012) [-]
If Jabba the Hutt was a dog, he'd be Jabba the Mutt
User avatar #3 - PvtToucher (09/20/2012) [-]
If Jabba the Hutt was a food, he'd be Jabba the Nutt
User avatar #4 - SquishyHaribo (09/20/2012) [-]
If Jabba the Hutt lost a sword fight, he'd be Jabba the Cutt
User avatar #6 - PvtToucher (09/20/2012) [-]
if Jabba the Hutt was on a runway, he'd be Jabba the Strutt
#2 - This. Sentence. Is. FALSE don't think about it don't think about it... 09/20/2012 on Wut ? +5
#415 - I'm a lifeguard at a small-medium sized water park, I love it … 08/17/2012 on Pool day +1
#62 - people dont kill people, guns kill people. people dont toa… 07/31/2012 on Rocks 0
#24 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2012 on kyle +11
User avatar #25 - chooseme (07/11/2012) [-]
ahh ha, i new someone would get the joke
#44 - its from fourchan. i'd say go there, but meh. 06/17/2011 on SMARTER :C +1
#42 - and apparently you're a bitch. whatever haha its the internet … 06/10/2011 on Box +1
#40 - im old greg!  [+] (2 new replies) 06/10/2011 on Box +5
User avatar #41 - StupidInTheFace (06/10/2011) [-]
No you're not. stfu
User avatar #42 - PvtToucher (06/10/2011) [-]
and apparently you're a bitch. whatever haha its the internet bro, I honestly don't care.
#36 - download realplayer and then on every video on the internet it…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2011 on Scary Movie (Full Movie) +1
User avatar #42 - thefunnykiller (05/07/2011) [-]
I downloaded real player a long time ago, best decision ever!
#857 - do it. 05/07/2011 on LUCKY CHARMS OC +1
#852 - i just wanted to use my spider man picture, thats all. and this one. 05/07/2011 on LUCKY CHARMS OC +1
#849 - someones upset... 05/07/2011 on LUCKY CHARMS OC 0
#12 - Thats so weird, today i saw a pair of abs punch a kid who must… 02/25/2011 on Yahoo Answers +1
#75 - >if you ever want a good quote to put on facebook, just loo… 02/22/2011 on you asked for it +5
#74 - Comment deleted 02/22/2011 on you asked for it 0
#71 - CD's? I don't know of this CD you speak of... 02/21/2011 on OC Country facts pt1 +1
#6 - just gonna say this. Look at the words, it's like a very light…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/21/2011 on cleverbot win -1
#19 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/21/2011) [-]
Youre retarded.
javascript:document.body.contentEditable ='true'; document.designMode='on'; void 0
The OP put that in the url, pressed enter and fked with the page.
You can try it on here.
#9 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/21/2011) [-]
thats what happens with jpegs, dumbfuck
#7 - allthekingsanons (02/21/2011) [-]
indeed
#23 - i thought it was gonna be beating off a dead horse... i got a … 02/21/2011 on Semtex +6
#241 - my ex didn't even give me something :/ a card would have been … 02/14/2011 on Valentines Day 0
#373 - or you could just download an emulator... 02/14/2011 on The truth +1
#42 - it's like a damned drug lab haha i really want one though :/ 02/09/2011 on Only in Japan WTF Candy 0
#45 - >none of us the slight bit about computer hacking or anythi… 02/09/2011 on 4chan +2
#249 - there's a program that increases views to any page and does so… 02/06/2011 on Wow 0
#210 - GET OUT OF HERE! YOU BELONG IN A GARBAGE CAN!  [+] (2 new replies) 02/04/2011 on SCREENCAPS -7
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#246 - monkeezonfire (02/04/2011) [-]
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User avatar #21 - klitcommander (07/31/2014) [-]
You're a nig
#20 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #15 - lyraheartstrings (12/08/2013) [-]
Are you from wisconsin or any surrounding area?
User avatar #16 to #15 - PvtToucher (12/10/2013) [-]
Nope, why do you ask?
User avatar #17 to #16 - lyraheartstrings (12/10/2013) [-]
I can see accounts associated with the same IPs I've used and your account is one of them. So I thought maybe it was an IP of place I was at on my phone, which would be in wisconsin haha
User avatar #18 to #17 - PvtToucher (12/11/2013) [-]
I'm in texas, so it's just a little off haha
User avatar #19 to #18 - lyraheartstrings (12/11/2013) [-]
Weird! lol
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