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PvtToucher

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 21
Video Games Played: Hide and We Touch Each Other
X-box Gamertag: Pvt x Toucher
Interests: touching, ...things
Date Signed Up:4/22/2010
Last Login:7/06/2015
Location:East Coast
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#16154
Highest Content Rank:#1063
Highest Comment Rank:#2516
Content Thumbs: 7271 total,  8224 ,  953
Comment Thumbs: 1977 total,  2267 ,  290
Content Level Progress: 52% (52/100)
Level 171 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 172 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Comment Level Progress: 39% (39/100)
Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 218 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:1
Content Views:314391
Times Content Favorited:524 times
Total Comments Made:468
FJ Points:8919
Favorite Tags: pvt (10) | toucher (10) | lol (6) | You (6) | Four (4) | it (4) | the (4) | a (3) | chan (3) | funny (3) | get (3) | he (3) | i (3) | me (3) | Awesome (2) | black (2) | DSend (2) | FJ (2) | Gay Funny Dad (2) | Google (2)
Pull down your pants and touch your toes, and I'll show you where the wild goose goes.

latest user's comments

#238 - im 19 and im ******* excited. 01/09/2013 on Pokemon X and Y - Finally... 0
#95 - Her and her dog are best friends. they're practically inseparable! 12/27/2012 on Feels y u do dis +4
#370 - Guys. she's in the right. Her Parents only got her the iPhone …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2012 on FUCKING SHIT FUCK +9
User avatar #372 - slatersniper (12/27/2012) [-]
Dumb ass parents dont even have a clue.
#52 - but you ordered it last year, not a year ago... 12/25/2012 on How I'm Spending New Years... +22
#73 - i figured someone would post it lol 12/17/2012 on USB Dildo +1
#67 - That's part of the... never mind..  [+] (2 new replies) 12/17/2012 on USB Dildo +4
User avatar #68 - anonomoz (12/17/2012) [-]
did you need thatsthejoke.jpg?
User avatar #73 - PvtToucher (12/17/2012) [-]
i figured someone would post it lol
#278 - how the **** does she not fall??? 12/17/2012 on Man will know that feeling 0
#23 - he's balls are stuck to the ground guys, dont laugh. it's a su… 12/13/2012 on Oh my god i cant reach it! 0
#225 - cause this content has been on front page before, so its actua… 12/04/2012 on physics,what in Newtons... 0
#7 - OH LAWDY DURS A FAHR! 12/01/2012 on FIRE +7
#51 - I thought it meant the guy was genius for having a bow and bit… 11/26/2012 on Genius 0
#12 - Listen to better rap or hip-hip. Immortal Technique, Jedi Mind…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2012 on can't spell crap without rap +5
User avatar #19 - envinite (11/25/2012) [-]
I'm sorry, but OP is too dumb to think straight like that
#1 - If you keep acting like this Tyrone you aint neva gonna be lik…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2012 on SHIT TYRONE. +15
#7 - iseeafaggot (11/23/2012) [-]
Lol! This fucking picture gets me every time

<Also somewhat related
#129 - The Big Labowski 11/18/2012 on angry walter +1
#41 - Is he trying to magic himself into a clown and she didn't say … 11/16/2012 on A Real Man -2
#99 - no idea bud, sorry. i guess look up "Charlie sheen chain … 11/14/2012 on true champ 0
#64 - They dated and then they became best friends, It happens.. It'…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/14/2012 on true champ +1
User avatar #68 - angelodlt (11/14/2012) [-]
sauce on gif?
User avatar #99 - PvtToucher (11/14/2012) [-]
no idea bud, sorry. i guess look up "Charlie sheen chain smokes in interview"
#80 - look up swineflu girl, she "contracted" some disease from it 11/10/2012 on Funnest part of AC 0
#70 - all I could think of 11/10/2012 on Funnest part of AC 0
#38 - actually he's not her real dad.. sad to say i've seen the show…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/09/2012 on Honey Boo Boo's Parents 0
#44 - thumblocked (11/09/2012) [-]
Somehow, at least 4 men have seen that thing and said, "I wanna put my dick in that".
User avatar #41 - jaric (11/09/2012) [-]
I know but It doesn't change the fact that they had sex
#17 - Was hardcore?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2012 on Bobby's Crew. +5
#23 - ccccmoney (11/09/2012) [-]
Was hardcore.

Then they came to the wrong neighborhood. Motherfucker.
#39 - YOU CAN'T SUE FREEDOM! 11/05/2012 on I'm sorry, I thought this... 0
#30 - not sure if this was posted below, but.. prophet. fixed. 11/04/2012 on iWar +1
#412 - I don't know about that room one.. My Girl's room looks like a… 11/04/2012 on Men VS Women Compilation +5
#1024 - Comment deleted 10/29/2012 on GEARBOY (Comic #1) PART 2 0

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User avatar #21 - klitcommander (07/31/2014) [-]
You're a nig
#20 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #15 - lyraheartstrings (12/08/2013) [-]
Are you from wisconsin or any surrounding area?
User avatar #16 to #15 - PvtToucher (12/10/2013) [-]
Nope, why do you ask?
User avatar #17 to #16 - lyraheartstrings (12/10/2013) [-]
I can see accounts associated with the same IPs I've used and your account is one of them. So I thought maybe it was an IP of place I was at on my phone, which would be in wisconsin haha
User avatar #18 to #17 - PvtToucher (12/11/2013) [-]
I'm in texas, so it's just a little off haha
User avatar #19 to #18 - lyraheartstrings (12/11/2013) [-]
Weird! lol
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