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Gender: male
Age: 20
Video Games Played: Hide and We Touch Each Other
X-box Gamertag: Pvt x Toucher
Interests: touching, ...things
Date Signed Up:4/22/2010
Last Login:10/23/2014
Location:East Coast
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Comment Ranking:#4370
Highest Content Rank:#1063
Highest Comment Rank:#2516
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Pull down your pants and touch your toes, and I'll show you where the wild goose goes.

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#39 - Guys. Guys please stop. These are demeaning to women and are d…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/13/2013 on Clever -30
#77 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/13/2013) [-]
It's so hard to tell if someone is being serious or just a bitch.
User avatar #112 - PvtToucher (08/13/2013) [-]
honestly thought the "sex bags" portion would convince people it was a joke haha
User avatar #111 - PvtToucher (08/13/2013) [-]
i was fucking around, but apparently I wasn't lol
User avatar #40 - slapchoppin (08/13/2013) [-]
you know i could do that

but i don't really feel like it
#583 - the ****** YMCA man... 08/09/2013 on 5 best and worst tourists 0
#103 - I work at a water park as a lifeguard. You probably think we h…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/08/2013 on 5 best and worst tourists +1
User avatar #126 - doombunni (08/08/2013) [-]
I worked at a waterpark as well, and I think the worst was a tie between the little brats that came from a nearby baseball camp on a daily basis and this huge group of irish kids
User avatar #583 - PvtToucher (08/09/2013) [-]
the fuckin YMCA man...
#31 - hittin me with some good stuff right there 08/08/2013 on Remember this from Yellow FJ? +1
#83 - he was already caught, the big one was breaking its neck so it…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2013 on I friend in need is a...... +6
#84 - luwak (08/04/2013) [-]
#2 - I passed out the first time due to prior problems when I was y… 07/26/2013 on Party Time +56
#61 - didn't read the comments bud 07/26/2013 on Down to earth. 0
#25 - and best of all, feels like a bag of sand  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2013 on Down to earth. 0
User avatar #29 - sanguinesolitude (07/25/2013) [-]
the previous comment to you totally didnt make the same joke... 17 minutes earlier.
User avatar #61 - PvtToucher (07/26/2013) [-]
didn't read the comments bud
#12 - Once you go black, we don't want you back.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2013 on Dark Link +13
#40 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/23/2013) [-]
Implying you have standards!
#54 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/23/2013) [-]
Or that you just got stabbed to death.
#6 - just bought civ 5 gold edition and endless space! can't wait to play! 07/12/2013 on This kills the wallet 0
#35 - LOL HE troll ED US GUYS! HE WAS JUST PRETENDING TO BE A HARDC… 07/10/2013 on Faith in Humanity III +6
#22 - He mentioned something about you both loving peanut butter... 07/10/2013 on Rex +4
#17 - Welcome to this wonderful place called the Internet. 06/30/2013 on Goodbye 0
#8 - We all know he was just masturbating while driving, who's he t… 06/30/2013 on Milkshakes 0
#2 - She just looks like she does porn. 06/30/2013 on Remember this girl? 0
#53 - I just played the 3rd again since it's free on the xbox live m… 06/28/2013 on Cannot fast travel with... 0
#125 - cool, thanks man 04/30/2013 on Sasha Braus is such a badass 0
#18 - thanks man, sometimes it gives the wrong answer though haha 04/30/2013 on Little more Roshi +1
#69 - can it be watched online? ive seen up to episode 3, how many a…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/30/2013 on Sasha Braus is such a badass 0
User avatar #80 - kazumamikura (04/30/2013) [-]
there are currently 4
User avatar #125 - PvtToucher (04/30/2013) [-]
cool, thanks man
#15 - what order should i watch the series in?  [+] (4 new replies) 04/30/2013 on Little more Roshi +1
#17 - darealchuckbarkley (04/30/2013) [-]
dragonball
dragonball z
dragonaball gt

I know the movies go with the series, but i dont know where, google will lead you to the truth
User avatar #21 - Hammyqweasd (04/30/2013) [-]
This info you gave this man was pretty... cool.
#22 - darealchuckbarkley (04/30/2013) [-]
User avatar #18 - PvtToucher (04/30/2013) [-]
thanks man, sometimes it gives the wrong answer though haha
#7 - naw, I just don't believe it added to the humor, so why put un… 04/01/2013 on Teemo can kill anyone in... +1
#71 - thank you haha i understood the ending, but didn't get all of it 03/29/2013 on Choices 0
#75 - I thought it was a weird looking butthole at first lol 03/27/2013 on weird animals +1
#3 - aaaaand the troll face ruined it for me..  [+] (2 new replies) 03/26/2013 on Teemo can kill anyone in... +10
#6 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/31/2013) [-]
Uhm, why?

Oh, lemme guess, another bandwagon, "May may's like troll face are cancer."
Grow up.
User avatar #7 - PvtToucher (04/01/2013) [-]
naw, I just don't believe it added to the humor, so why put unnecessary things there?
#45 - The big bison is in fact, not a giant dick. He broke the small… 03/21/2013 on Well then +19
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User avatar #21 - klitcommander (07/31/2014) [-]
You're a nig
#20 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #15 - lyraheartstrings (12/08/2013) [-]
Are you from wisconsin or any surrounding area?
User avatar #16 to #15 - PvtToucher (12/10/2013) [-]
Nope, why do you ask?
User avatar #17 to #16 - lyraheartstrings (12/10/2013) [-]
I can see accounts associated with the same IPs I've used and your account is one of them. So I thought maybe it was an IP of place I was at on my phone, which would be in wisconsin haha
User avatar #18 to #17 - PvtToucher (12/11/2013) [-]
I'm in texas, so it's just a little off haha
User avatar #19 to #18 - lyraheartstrings (12/11/2013) [-]
Weird! lol
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