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PvtToucher

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Video Games Played: Hide and We Touch Each Other
X-box Gamertag: Pvt x Toucher
Interests: touching, ...things
Date Signed Up:4/22/2010
Last Login:4/26/2015
Location:East Coast
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Comment Ranking:#19335
Highest Content Rank:#1063
Highest Comment Rank:#2516
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Times Content Favorited:524 times
Total Comments Made:462
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Pull down your pants and touch your toes, and I'll show you where the wild goose goes.

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#14 - Oklahoma! Swell with pride! get me out of here  [+] (20 new replies) 08/07/2014 on How to spot the high guy +20
User avatar #41 - stonythebear (08/08/2014) [-]
I agree this place is a black hole of lame sauce

nothing every really happens

even in Tulsa
User avatar #33 - checkemtrain (08/07/2014) [-]
I swell with pride at owasso.

It ain't all that bad
#48 - thewasteland (08/08/2014) [-]
It scares me how close people on FJ are getting each day I read the comments
User avatar #25 - amusicalgardevoir (08/07/2014) [-]
How often are tornadoes there?
User avatar #51 - violenthandjob (08/08/2014) [-]
Like the other anon said it's been oddly calm tornado wise this year. It's been cooler and dryer here than usual so that helped a bit.
User avatar #50 - PEDOBEARKIDS (08/08/2014) [-]
I think we had a record low of six this year, 4 in may and 1 in may
#38 - fefe (08/08/2014) [-]
Oklahoma native, here.

We've had a lot of close calls where I live. Some have been within a mile. Scary shit. Eventually though, you reach a point that when the sirens go off, you stand outside and look for it.
User avatar #27 - PvtToucher (08/07/2014) [-]
I've only been here a few months, haven't experienced one yet, last year ( i think) though they had two F5's hit
User avatar #30 - amusicalgardevoir (08/07/2014) [-]
Oh, here in Texas I've never seen one. though I've been in many tornado warnings and watches all of my life... lol
User avatar #32 - PvtToucher (08/07/2014) [-]
we had a warning in the middle of the night when I first got here, but that's about it. and Texas? cool, I was there last august/october, not a fan of that heat haha
User avatar #15 - ispn (08/07/2014) [-]
Hey now, Oklahoma is fun as fuck
User avatar #16 - PvtToucher (08/07/2014) [-]
I got stationed here in april, it's not as bad as I thought it was, but it's definitely not the beach side I'm used too.
User avatar #17 - ispn (08/07/2014) [-]
Tinker? And hell no it is no beach side, but if you're ever looking for stuff to do there is quite a bit it just isn't advertised to much.
User avatar #19 - PvtToucher (08/07/2014) [-]
Yessir, me and my buds have been out and about, looking to check out some hiking trails or biking trails in the near future. Went to Turner Falls a few weeks back, kinda disappointed haha
User avatar #20 - ispn (08/07/2014) [-]
If you have some off time, go out to Wichita, its a good 100 square miles, or right down the road is Rose state, and you could probably get laid pretty easily down there
User avatar #22 - PvtToucher (08/07/2014) [-]
Yea? We'll have to check it out then.. Thanks bud! Since you seem to know the good places, I've got another question, any good tattoo parlors? I'm looking to get a half sleeve done and I don't know many people from this area haha
User avatar #23 - ispn (08/07/2014) [-]
Well first question here is of course, price range. I could tell you the best place, but it is expensive. But there is a pretty good spot, cheaper, but not as good.
User avatar #26 - PvtToucher (08/07/2014) [-]
I'd rather have quality truthfully, but I can check both places out!
User avatar #29 - ispn (08/07/2014) [-]
Well for quality hit up atomic lotus, 409 NW 23rd St, Oklahoma City, OK 73103 good work
Daddy Kong's is pretty decent, mixed reviews though 12236 NE 23rd St, Nicoma Park, OK 73020


Also, if you're bored and looking for something to do on Wednesdays there is Robotic Wednesday opens 10p.m. it is a small place, but it is something to do for 10 bucks
User avatar #31 - PvtToucher (08/07/2014) [-]
I was looking at atomic online! cool cool, thanks bud! and Robotic Wednesday? huh, sounds interesting! Really appreciate it bud!
#1 - at some point it just becomes foreplay 08/04/2014 on err +23
#13 - Your mom says "warblglglglgg" cause my cock's in her… 08/02/2014 on King of the Hill +1
#10 - Fear Boner 08/02/2014 on Monsters 0
#6 - Maybe that was sarcasm  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2014 on (1) tumblr +10
#28 - negan (08/01/2014) [-]
Your avatar....it scares me.
#22 - <3 07/31/2014 on PvtToucher's profile 0
#4 - that tag 07/27/2014 on Silly Cat -1
#6 - Looks to be a cop that's undercover or something and slaps a w… 07/27/2014 on The well-prepared bucket head. +1
#10 - Long distance relationships just got a whole lot better  [+] (10 new replies) 07/26/2014 on Future is scary +378
User avatar #17 - silverzepher (07/27/2014) [-]
there where already the gloves and things that you could use(i had very evil intentions for those, i did)
#13 - darkrebellion (07/27/2014) [-]
except for sex (for now)
User avatar #77 - jakekel (07/27/2014) [-]
Now you can truly go fuck yourself.
#120 - animedudej (07/27/2014) [-]
is it gay for a man to want to fuck himself?
#121 - jakekel (07/27/2014) [-]
it's not gay if we don't touch dicks
#122 - animedudej (07/27/2014) [-]
#67 - severepwner (07/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #47 - ryuggu (07/27/2014) [-]
ok, that was kinda scary
User avatar #14 - warzon (07/27/2014) [-]
Theres a different tool for that.
#69 - People tortured by the Vietnamese. 07/07/2014 on InsertGenericTitle 0
#88 - I ain't no bitch 07/06/2014 on Making a horse from glass +2
#17 - thought it was a vagina at first. First time I'll not be disap…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/06/2014 on Making a horse from glass +38
#60 - ironsoul (07/06/2014) [-]
Go ahead, stick your dick in it. I dare you.
User avatar #153 - ifuhq (07/11/2014) [-]
Any idea what that pic is from?
User avatar #154 - ironsoul (07/11/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #155 - ifuhq (07/11/2014) [-]
Thanks anyway.
User avatar #88 - PvtToucher (07/06/2014) [-]
I ain't no bitch
#201 - "I shot the Sheriff" in my ass 07/05/2014 on in my ass 0
#9 - It's a conspiracy against females, secret messages and such,..… 06/20/2014 on Tis true. 0
#192 - How about that cat PvtToucher Yea.. that'd be cool 06/13/2014 on Username-Pictures Part 4 0
#18 - I want to have sex whether it's safe or not. Promiscuous befor… 06/10/2014 on Perfect 0
#16 - Hannes... so hot right now 06/10/2014 on Titanmon! +2
#51 - Picture 06/10/2014 on Fruit demon +4
#47 - I was dating that girl for about 2 years at the time. I knew h… 06/09/2014 on (untitled) 0
#15 - that ******* face gets me everytime "MMmmmmMM… 06/09/2014 on No anons today! +3
#20 - I licked a butthole once  [+] (4 new replies) 06/09/2014 on (untitled) 0
#29 - aurumuru (06/09/2014) [-]
worth it?
User avatar #47 - PvtToucher (06/09/2014) [-]
I was dating that girl for about 2 years at the time. I knew how hygienic she was. She was totally against it, but kinda giggled when I did it. All in all it wasn't that bad.
#32 - Toximan (06/09/2014) [-]
If you're serious, yes it is. On one occasion though, my GF is extremely clean down there so when I go to town it's pretty fun. It's not that bad and this will be weird but the taste/smell (it's not nearly as bad as pure shit smell, it's extremely light about .0001/10 and ten being the pure, just shit, smell) acts as an aphrodisiac for me and encourages me to go on. Overall, 9/10.
#23 - jesusofnazrath (06/09/2014) [-]
once
#19 - I masturbate in girls, get on my level  [+] (6 new replies) 06/09/2014 on At the very least. +268
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User avatar #22 - thegundanhero (06/09/2014) [-]
girls have diseases faggot
#105 - fjagainstbullying (06/12/2014) [-]
thegundanhero, please take a moment to think about those hurtful words.

It's not nice to assume that all females have some sort of disease. In addition, it's not polite or reasonable to assume someone is a homosexual.

Remember, you can't harm me, but you can cyberbully me anytime. offline.
User avatar #106 - thegundanhero (06/12/2014) [-]
ill cyber kill you, remember that when you're cyber jerking off to cyber ponies you cyber faggot
User avatar #107 - fjagainstbullying (06/12/2014) [-]
Now thats not very nice. I'll forgive you though, you must be at a tough point of your life.
User avatar #108 - thegundanhero (06/12/2014) [-]
last time i checked ur mum gave great head, can you ask her to send me some more nudes? or you can just send me the ones of her you jerk to either way works
#33 - Saying again what was posted the last few times when this has … 06/07/2014 on Betrayal 0
#426 - Could I get one of your fancy old drawings? 06/06/2014 on Username-Pictures Part 3 0
#11 - Heeey yea haha 06/05/2014 on They'll cross all boundaries -1

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User avatar #21 - klitcommander (07/31/2014) [-]
You're a nig
User avatar #15 - lyraheartstrings (12/08/2013) [-]
Are you from wisconsin or any surrounding area?
User avatar #16 to #15 - PvtToucher (12/10/2013) [-]
Nope, why do you ask?
User avatar #17 to #16 - lyraheartstrings (12/10/2013) [-]
I can see accounts associated with the same IPs I've used and your account is one of them. So I thought maybe it was an IP of place I was at on my phone, which would be in wisconsin haha
User avatar #18 to #17 - PvtToucher (12/11/2013) [-]
I'm in texas, so it's just a little off haha
User avatar #19 to #18 - lyraheartstrings (12/11/2013) [-]
Weird! lol
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