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Gender: male
Age: 21
Video Games Played: Hide and We Touch Each Other
X-box Gamertag: Pvt x Toucher
Interests: touching, ...things
Date Signed Up:4/22/2010
Last Login:12/25/2014
Location:East Coast
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#8579
Comment Ranking:#15688
Highest Content Rank:#1063
Highest Comment Rank:#2516
Content Thumbs: 7267 total,  8220 ,  953
Comment Thumbs: 1930 total,  2217 ,  287
Content Level Progress: 50% (50/100)
Level 171 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 172 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Comment Level Progress: 4% (4/100)
Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 218 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:1
Content Views:309593
Times Content Favorited:525 times
Total Comments Made:447
FJ Points:8882
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Pull down your pants and touch your toes, and I'll show you where the wild goose goes.

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#9 - It's a conspiracy against females, secret messages and such,..… 06/20/2014 on Tis true. 0
#192 - How about that cat PvtToucher Yea.. that'd be cool 06/13/2014 on Username-Pictures Part 4 0
#18 - I want to have sex whether it's safe or not. Promiscuous befor… 06/10/2014 on Perfect 0
#16 - Hannes... so hot right now 06/10/2014 on Titanmon! +2
#51 - Picture 06/10/2014 on Fruit demon +4
#47 - I was dating that girl for about 2 years at the time. I knew h… 06/09/2014 on (untitled) 0
#15 - that ******* face gets me everytime "MM… 06/09/2014 on No anons today! +3
#20 - I licked a butthole once  [+] (4 new replies) 06/09/2014 on (untitled) 0
#29 - aurumuru (06/09/2014) [-]
worth it?
User avatar #47 - PvtToucher (06/09/2014) [-]
I was dating that girl for about 2 years at the time. I knew how hygienic she was. She was totally against it, but kinda giggled when I did it. All in all it wasn't that bad.
#32 - Toximan (06/09/2014) [-]
If you're serious, yes it is. On one occasion though, my GF is extremely clean down there so when I go to town it's pretty fun. It's not that bad and this will be weird but the taste/smell (it's not nearly as bad as pure shit smell, it's extremely light about .0001/10 and ten being the pure, just shit, smell) acts as an aphrodisiac for me and encourages me to go on. Overall, 9/10.
#23 - jesusofnazrath (06/09/2014) [-]
once
#19 - I masturbate in girls, get on my level  [+] (6 new replies) 06/09/2014 on At the very least. +268
#26 - theugandanhero has deleted their comment.
User avatar #22 - thegundanhero (06/09/2014) [-]
girls have diseases faggot
#105 - fjagainstbullying (06/12/2014) [-]
thegundanhero, please take a moment to think about those hurtful words.

It's not nice to assume that all females have some sort of disease. In addition, it's not polite or reasonable to assume someone is a homosexual.

Remember, you can't harm me, but you can cyberbully me anytime. offline.
User avatar #106 - thegundanhero (06/12/2014) [-]
ill cyber kill you, remember that when you're cyber jerking off to cyber ponies you cyber faggot
User avatar #107 - fjagainstbullying (06/12/2014) [-]
Now thats not very nice. I'll forgive you though, you must be at a tough point of your life.
User avatar #108 - thegundanhero (06/12/2014) [-]
last time i checked ur mum gave great head, can you ask her to send me some more nudes? or you can just send me the ones of her you jerk to either way works
#33 - Saying again what was posted the last few times when this has … 06/07/2014 on Betrayal 0
#426 - Could I get one of your fancy old drawings? 06/06/2014 on Username-Pictures Part 3 0
#11 - Heeey yea haha 06/05/2014 on They'll cross all boundaries -1
#7 - The joke: You fear meeting Bubba the big black man in jail, wo…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2014 on They'll cross all boundaries 0
User avatar #11 - PvtToucher (06/05/2014) [-]
Heeey yea haha
#6 - Everyone's afraid of the big ol black man. Men are afraid to g… 06/05/2014 on They'll cross all boundaries 0
#26 - For sure man, I just see them as something positive like good …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2014 on touch meh balls 0
User avatar #27 - thepandaking (06/03/2014) [-]
reading my comment, it's still slightly more brash than it needs to be haha, but I get where you're coming from, it's just that I see people getting bothered by seeing something sad or bad get thumbed up often.
#14 - Why is this getting thumbs up? Is it funny? Are they congratul…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/03/2014 on touch meh balls 0
User avatar #17 - thepandaking (06/03/2014) [-]
thumbs are universal, I don't know why so many people think that they have to mean that the post is funny. that's why feels posts get thumbed up, that's why sometimes news gets thumbed up, it's just a positive reaction. could be encouraging, could be sympathy, could be that the post is actually funny, but they're just like upvotes. they don't mean any one thing.
User avatar #26 - PvtToucher (06/03/2014) [-]
For sure man, I just see them as something positive like good job and stuff and that's the first thought that came to me. I get they can mean sympathy as well. "ppreciate the calm response versus the usual haha
User avatar #27 - thepandaking (06/03/2014) [-]
reading my comment, it's still slightly more brash than it needs to be haha, but I get where you're coming from, it's just that I see people getting bothered by seeing something sad or bad get thumbed up often.
#9 - "My sister's boyfriend apparently takes out the trash lik…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2014 on Nothing to see here. +8
#38 - pooplol (06/01/2014) [-]
the picture came from the sister, don't be so retarded next time
#16 - paint off the charts 05/29/2014 on Step Brothers +145
#64 - Who cares? 05/06/2014 on 'Kiss me i'm desperate' 0
#18 - Picture 05/01/2014 on Those Talons 0
#9 - "Look at the souvenir I brought home hun". 05/01/2014 on New Father +1
#80 - I'm a porn profesional. I know what it looks like and how it d… 04/22/2014 on Apply for modship here +1
#78 - That book must have told a funny joke.. 04/13/2014 on Hysterical cliterature +1
#22 - Does she not see he's black? 04/11/2014 on (untitled) 0
#43 - For a second I thought it was an accurate representation of me… 04/09/2014 on Greetings 0
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User avatar #21 - klitcommander (07/31/2014) [-]
You're a nig
User avatar #15 - lyraheartstrings (12/08/2013) [-]
Are you from wisconsin or any surrounding area?
User avatar #16 to #15 - PvtToucher (12/10/2013) [-]
Nope, why do you ask?
User avatar #17 to #16 - lyraheartstrings (12/10/2013) [-]
I can see accounts associated with the same IPs I've used and your account is one of them. So I thought maybe it was an IP of place I was at on my phone, which would be in wisconsin haha
User avatar #18 to #17 - PvtToucher (12/11/2013) [-]
I'm in texas, so it's just a little off haha
User avatar #19 to #18 - lyraheartstrings (12/11/2013) [-]
Weird! lol
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