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Gender: male
Age: 21
Video Games Played: Hide and We Touch Each Other
X-box Gamertag: Pvt x Toucher
Interests: touching, ...things
Date Signed Up:4/22/2010
Last Login:12/28/2014
Location:East Coast
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#8845
Comment Ranking:#15528
Highest Content Rank:#1063
Highest Comment Rank:#2516
Content Thumbs: 7268 total,  8221 ,  953
Comment Thumbs: 1930 total,  2217 ,  287
Content Level Progress: 50% (50/100)
Level 171 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 172 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Comment Level Progress: 4% (4/100)
Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 218 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:309690
Times Content Favorited:525 times
Total Comments Made:447
FJ Points:8882
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Pull down your pants and touch your toes, and I'll show you where the wild goose goes.

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#2266 - **PvtToucher rolls 282,307,717** lettsa roll  [+] (4 new replies) 11/14/2014 on $25 Visa Card Give-Away 0
User avatar #2270 - PvtToucher (11/14/2014) [-]
**PvtToucher rolls 848,849,328**
User avatar #2271 - PvtToucher (11/14/2014) [-]
**PvtToucher rolls 763,805,746**
User avatar #2273 - PvtToucher (11/14/2014) [-]
**PvtToucher rolls 938,086,100**
User avatar #2277 - PvtToucher (11/14/2014) [-]
**PvtToucher rolls 809,216,139** Last one
#10 - I had to look in the mirror, I definitely did not become your … 11/13/2014 on Made you look +4
#37 - These people make me regret signing up to defend their freedoms  [+] (8 new replies) 11/01/2014 on Ben Dreyfuss, Mother Jones... +8
User avatar #59 - danmanjonesnz (11/01/2014) [-]
hate to break it to ya but if you signed up to the US armed forces you're defending desires of corporate interests, not the 'freedoms' of the civilian population. There's been NO threat to these alleged freedoms since WWII and that war was never a threat to your country until you made it one by supporting the British in a European war.
#62 - dingdongpancakes (11/01/2014) [-]
and the right for you to say shit like that.
User avatar #63 - danmanjonesnz (11/01/2014) [-]
I'm no hippie or American. Makes it easy to spot your delusions when you've not been raised inside your propaganda experiment disguised as a county
User avatar #122 - dingdongpancakes (11/02/2014) [-]
>actually taking me seriously
do you people in other nations not know a joke when you see one?
User avatar #123 - danmanjonesnz (11/02/2014) [-]
guess not dingdong
#38 - dingdongpancakes (11/01/2014) [-]
Use that as an argument against them, proud you served/are serving your nation.
User avatar #44 - valyn (11/01/2014) [-]
off topic, but goddamn that man has a magnificent hat. I want one.
User avatar #61 - dingdongpancakes (11/01/2014) [-]
I think you can get a one like it at a surplus store/website. and the man is Mikhail Kalashnikov, designer of the Kalashnikov-47 and more. Died 21st of December, 2013 the news that it happened ruined my christmas
#6 - Kid: "Can I be excused?" Dad: "Only if f I … 10/30/2014 on Dismissed 0
#11 - Two kids in a sandbox, good times good times  [+] (2 new replies) 10/23/2014 on Gay sex +7
User avatar #71 - klitcommander (10/24/2014) [-]
Sounds like a great video. I'll go look it up now!
User avatar #13 - guano (10/24/2014) [-]
PvtToucher, you have the perfect name for this.
#34 - already relevant? it's old(er) so it's about time 10/23/2014 on The banning of toasters -2
#21 - Can't tell if description is serious or mocking phanact's descriptions  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2014 on Star Wars +1
#22 - zahidlol (10/22/2014) [-]
Both. I want to beat phanact, and I kinda mock him in it

Someone will win

But in the end it will be both of us who are faggots
#11 - I work on a boeing 707 and we often get bird strikes. The Air … 10/17/2014 on Angry 0
#4 - Does it? When I say it it seems to roll but thanks man! 10/17/2014 on New Tattoo +1
#2 - Gee, thanks Snoop! 10/17/2014 on New Tattoo +1
#46 - My favourite: Coat Hanger Abortion (white card) Kid te… 09/30/2014 on Cards against humanity +2
#29 - Mr League is not actually a league sources reveal  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2014 on The house always wins. +1
#52 - mrleague (09/23/2014) [-]
Fuck.....How did you know.
#117 - Users banned due to admin rage out: Untold lost souls 09/20/2014 on Users banned for being... +3
#5 - On my way to fornicate with your woman 09/20/2014 on haters gonna hate 0
#5 - The last one looks like his head gets lodged up someones bum 09/20/2014 on oddly satisfying +1
#7 - I've already won 09/19/2014 on you will never be this happy 0
#21 - That's insane, I wish I could do this or even know where to st… 09/06/2014 on DOOM - Photoshop Speed Art 0
#11 - my instructor called it the anal rod cause it went through the… 09/06/2014 on it may save your life -4
#18 - I thought he was taking a **** and gonna pop it o… 09/06/2014 on How to get the dank top rank +1
#38 - How do you do this smoothly?? 09/01/2014 on Face Swaps 0
#118 - On my way to fornicate with your woman 09/01/2014 on They Hatin +7
#22 - That guy.. that guy 08/31/2014 on kinky +1
#17 - Why did those guys continue to watch what appeared him to be j… 08/30/2014 on 20 things you wouldnt see... 0
#17 - **PvtToucher rolled comment #129 ** : 08/30/2014 on Fucking blue shells 0
#6 - Superman is no match for a wizard apprentice 08/18/2014 on Baiting +2
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User avatar #21 - klitcommander (07/31/2014) [-]
You're a nig
User avatar #15 - lyraheartstrings (12/08/2013) [-]
Are you from wisconsin or any surrounding area?
User avatar #16 to #15 - PvtToucher (12/10/2013) [-]
Nope, why do you ask?
User avatar #17 to #16 - lyraheartstrings (12/10/2013) [-]
I can see accounts associated with the same IPs I've used and your account is one of them. So I thought maybe it was an IP of place I was at on my phone, which would be in wisconsin haha
User avatar #18 to #17 - PvtToucher (12/11/2013) [-]
I'm in texas, so it's just a little off haha
User avatar #19 to #18 - lyraheartstrings (12/11/2013) [-]
Weird! lol
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