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Gender: male
Age: 20
Video Games Played: Hide and We Touch Each Other
X-box Gamertag: Pvt x Toucher
Interests: touching, ...things
Date Signed Up:4/22/2010
Last Login:9/20/2014
Location:East Coast
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#3642
Comment Ranking:#4399
Highest Content Rank:#1063
Highest Comment Rank:#2516
Content Thumbs: 7251 total,  8190 ,  939
Comment Thumbs: 1892 total,  2174 ,  282
Content Level Progress: 38% (38/100)
Level 171 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 172 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Comment Level Progress: 72% (72/100)
Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:1
Content Views:303025
Times Content Favorited:524 times
Total Comments Made:424
FJ Points:8838
Favorite Tags: pvt (10) | toucher (10) | lol (6) | You (6) | Four (4) | it (4) | the (4) | a (3) | chan (3) | funny (3) | get (3) | he (3) | i (3) | Awesome (2) | black (2) | DSend (2) | FJ (2) | Gay Funny Dad (2) | Google (2) | harry (2)
Pull down your pants and touch your toes, and I'll show you where the wild goose goes.

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#155 - it's here for all of us D: 08/14/2010 on pedocomp 0
#106 - -ly funny. i love the face when he says he loves bubble rap. 08/14/2010 on BUBBLE WRAP +5
#17 - what the **** are these?! 08/13/2010 on Explain This Image Part 2 0
#22 - you funny guy...  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2010 on Collection of... +2
#26 - anonymous (08/13/2010) [-]
i kill you last.
#23 - this **** needs to stop. 08/13/2010 on DONT FORGET ABOUT THIS! +22
#391 - this picture comment is 08/12/2010 on Bowie Knife +2
#225 - this need to stop. especially when you get the person saying s… 08/10/2010 on Johnboly. Do It. 0
#594 - we must go 80 thumbs an hour!  [+] (2 new replies) 08/06/2010 on FJ paradox 0
User avatar #595 - braydonbond (08/06/2010) [-]
88 thumbs, actually.
#616 - HEYGUYS (08/06/2010) [-]
but the time fluctuater runs off lulz and lulz are nowhere in sight on this god forsaked site
#197 - people do, but this is a pick version of it. the original is b… 07/26/2010 on FunnyJunk Addiction 0
#632 - **PvtToucher rolls 3,958** bunch of pussies rollin nines....… 07/25/2010 on Yahoo Fails And Lolz... -1
#231 - are we supposed to care? 07/25/2010 on HOW TO BACKTRACE SOMEONE!... +1
#1 - Raid Legion.  [+] (14 new replies) 07/24/2010 on The Plan pt 1 0
User avatar #4 - jpop (07/24/2010) [-]
so is that bad that i want it to happen?
User avatar #2 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/24/2010) [-]
Exactly what I thought....'a group that try and stop un funny shit from reaching the front page'...RL down to the core
User avatar #3 - jpop (07/24/2010) [-]
so is that a bad thing that i want it to happen?
User avatar #5 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/24/2010) [-]
It's already happening. And has been for a while
User avatar #6 - jpop (07/24/2010) [-]
good but my plan is to help speed up the process
User avatar #7 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/24/2010) [-]
If I were you, I'd leave raid legions job alone
User avatar #8 - jpop (07/24/2010) [-]
well your not me and ive never seen raid legion
User avatar #9 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/24/2010) [-]
Well, let me just lay out what they've done to this date- and some of it is outside of FJ cause they arenn;'t based here- Shut down the jonas brothers social site, crashed the justin beiber tinychat, banned the top 50 uses of the site for a day (for a laught) and more
User avatar #10 - jpop (07/24/2010) [-]
so you wouldnt think more contribution to the cause would help make a difference
User avatar #11 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/24/2010) [-]
Nope
User avatar #12 - jpop (07/24/2010) [-]
so your apart of raid legion or sumtin?
User avatar #13 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/24/2010) [-]
Aye aye sir
User avatar #14 - jpop (07/24/2010) [-]
i have a couple of people that think something should be done on funnyjunk so is there a legion for funnyjunk that we can join?
User avatar #15 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/24/2010) [-]
I can't say any more. Search out the founder of RL. He isn't hard to find. Ask around
#14 - i think it's like that because all the other comics have ended…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2010 on Comics Part 6 , LAST +3
#15 - theonlygirlonfj (07/24/2010) [-]
ah, true.
#12 - he wanted to kill the baby, but it just rolled down the hill.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/24/2010 on Comics Part 6 , LAST 0
#13 - theonlygirlonfj (07/24/2010) [-]
ahah that's what i thought, but then i was like ' hey... thats not that funny.. so there must be an alternative meaning..'
User avatar #14 - PvtToucher (07/24/2010) [-]
i think it's like that because all the other comics have ended in a ironic/sadistic way, so they included a few ones not like that.
#15 - theonlygirlonfj (07/24/2010) [-]
ah, true.
#69 - and i know that Australia requires all women in the military t… 07/24/2010 on Tazer mah ballz. 0
#67 - yea, they should just do it. hell i can make a home made tazer…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2010 on Tazer mah ballz. +1
User avatar #68 - Tweakisyourfather (07/24/2010) [-]
i love that show, now I know how boobs would bounce on the moon
User avatar #69 - PvtToucher (07/24/2010) [-]
and i know that Australia requires all women in the military to get boob jobs...and they pay for them! Australia here i come!
#33 - they aren't supposed to get it. 07/24/2010 on Red Ringed 0
#149 - please stop to infinity.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2010 on Oops, thats not funny -1
#150 - discointernet (07/24/2010) [-]
Please stop infinity to infinity.
User avatar #156 - TurkeyCupcake (07/24/2010) [-]
please stop to OVER 9000!!!
#800 - 2 years 07/24/2010 on Console war 0
#796 - $300 i think, and you dont have to buy the wireless adapter, i…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2010 on Console war 0
#798 - somerandomZOMBIE (07/24/2010) [-]
how long is the worenty?
User avatar #800 - PvtToucher (07/24/2010) [-]
2 years
#790 - yea it's done man, sorry :(. but you buy a new box and pay ext…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/24/2010 on Console war 0
#793 - somerandomZOMBIE (07/24/2010) [-]
how much is the new one?
User avatar #796 - PvtToucher (07/24/2010) [-]
$300 i think, and you dont have to buy the wireless adapter, it's inside it. it has 250 gigabytes of hardrive as well. my buddy has one and all the new features just make it amazing lol
#798 - somerandomZOMBIE (07/24/2010) [-]
how long is the worenty?
User avatar #800 - PvtToucher (07/24/2010) [-]
2 years
#785 - when you start it up it goes to the black screen right? try…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/24/2010 on Console war 0
#788 - somerandomZOMBIE (07/24/2010) [-]
wait i bring in my old one and they give me a new one, and yes it takes me to a black screen that says E 74
User avatar #790 - PvtToucher (07/24/2010) [-]
yea it's done man, sorry :(. but you buy a new box and pay extra for the warranty and if it breaks again all you do is walk in with the broken one, they'll check it out and if it is indeed broken then they give you in store credit worth the xbox so you just go and pick up a new one and pay with the in store credit. only money out of your pocket for the new box is a new warranty.
#793 - somerandomZOMBIE (07/24/2010) [-]
how much is the new one?
User avatar #796 - PvtToucher (07/24/2010) [-]
$300 i think, and you dont have to buy the wireless adapter, it's inside it. it has 250 gigabytes of hardrive as well. my buddy has one and all the new features just make it amazing lol
#798 - somerandomZOMBIE (07/24/2010) [-]
how long is the worenty?
User avatar #800 - PvtToucher (07/24/2010) [-]
2 years
#774 - you can't man, it has 2 red rings or such right? it's your eth…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/24/2010 on Console war 0
#779 - somerandomZOMBIE (07/24/2010) [-]
1 red ring and i cant my worenty is up
User avatar #785 - PvtToucher (07/24/2010) [-]
when you start it up it goes to the black screen right?
try bringing it into best buy they might know how to fix it...
OR go get yourself one of the sexy new ones at best buy and pay an extra $80 to get their extended warranty. it's a 2 year warranty and all you do is bring the broken one in and walk out with a brand new one, after paying for another warranty of course :)
#788 - somerandomZOMBIE (07/24/2010) [-]
wait i bring in my old one and they give me a new one, and yes it takes me to a black screen that says E 74
User avatar #790 - PvtToucher (07/24/2010) [-]
yea it's done man, sorry :(. but you buy a new box and pay extra for the warranty and if it breaks again all you do is walk in with the broken one, they'll check it out and if it is indeed broken then they give you in store credit worth the xbox so you just go and pick up a new one and pay with the in store credit. only money out of your pocket for the new box is a new warranty.
#793 - somerandomZOMBIE (07/24/2010) [-]
how much is the new one?
User avatar #796 - PvtToucher (07/24/2010) [-]
$300 i think, and you dont have to buy the wireless adapter, it's inside it. it has 250 gigabytes of hardrive as well. my buddy has one and all the new features just make it amazing lol
#798 - somerandomZOMBIE (07/24/2010) [-]
how long is the worenty?
User avatar #800 - PvtToucher (07/24/2010) [-]
2 years
#394 - all this ******** needs to stop, yes its funny so… 07/24/2010 on READ DESCRIPTION 0
#321 - im not the anon, however... reroast, but still juicy. 07/24/2010 on Harry Potter +2
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User avatar #21 - klitcommander (07/31/2014) [-]
You're a nig
User avatar #22 to #21 - PvtToucher ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
<3
User avatar #15 - lyraheartstrings (12/08/2013) [-]
Are you from wisconsin or any surrounding area?
User avatar #16 to #15 - PvtToucher ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
Nope, why do you ask?
User avatar #17 to #16 - lyraheartstrings (12/10/2013) [-]
I can see accounts associated with the same IPs I've used and your account is one of them. So I thought maybe it was an IP of place I was at on my phone, which would be in wisconsin haha
User avatar #18 to #17 - PvtToucher ONLINE (12/11/2013) [-]
I'm in texas, so it's just a little off haha
User avatar #19 to #18 - lyraheartstrings (12/11/2013) [-]
Weird! lol
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