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Gender: male
Age: 20
Video Games Played: Hide and We Touch Each Other
X-box Gamertag: Pvt x Toucher
Interests: touching, ...things
Date Signed Up:4/22/2010
Last Login:9/21/2014
Location:East Coast
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#3642
Comment Ranking:#4397
Highest Content Rank:#1063
Highest Comment Rank:#2516
Content Thumbs: 7251 total,  8190 ,  939
Comment Thumbs: 1896 total,  2178 ,  282
Content Level Progress: 38% (38/100)
Level 171 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 172 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Comment Level Progress: 75% (75/100)
Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:303108
Times Content Favorited:524 times
Total Comments Made:425
FJ Points:8841
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Pull down your pants and touch your toes, and I'll show you where the wild goose goes.

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#694 - i picked 8 and potato...  [+] (7 new replies) 01/02/2011 on Mind Trick 0
User avatar #708 - Sparto (01/02/2011) [-]
i picked 10 and green pepper.
User avatar #711 - Sparto (01/02/2011) [-]
wait is a green pepper a vegetable? i feel retarded xD
User avatar #718 - PvtToucher (01/02/2011) [-]
hmm i think so, try google and let me know haha
User avatar #724 - Sparto (01/02/2011) [-]
i feel retarded now. it says this on yahoo answers. "It is a fruit. Anything that has seeds inside it is a fruit. This includes strange things like walnuts, peppers, coconuts, and stringbeans. The only real vegetables are roots (e.g., carrots), stems (e.g., celery), or leaves (like spinach)"

im retarded.....
User avatar #730 - PvtToucher (01/02/2011) [-]
haha its all good man, i'll let you borrow potato
User avatar #735 - Sparto (01/02/2011) [-]
thanks man....potatoes are awesome x)
User avatar #703 - CROWZER (01/02/2011) [-]
same here
#99 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2010 on Funny as hell +6
#102 - SnacksJr has deleted their comment.
#95 - PUDIPUDIPUDIPUDIPUDIPUDIPUDIPUDIPUDIPUDIPUDIPUDIPUDIPUDIPUDIPU… 12/13/2010 on Cool Body Tricks Pt 2 -12
#143 - inb4 imma girl, there aren't any girls on the internet. 'cept … 12/10/2010 on True Ex Boyfriend Story +1
#256 - if she can stack blocks she can touch cocks 11/22/2010 on People on Funnyjunk 0
#221 - if she can count, she can mount!  [+] (2 new replies) 11/22/2010 on People on Funnyjunk +2
#233 - BakaGirl (11/22/2010) [-]
I need to start writing these down. xD
User avatar #256 - PvtToucher (11/22/2010) [-]
if she can stack blocks she can touch cocks
#216 - if there's grass on the field, play ball!  [+] (4 new replies) 11/22/2010 on People on Funnyjunk +1
#219 - BakaGirl (11/22/2010) [-]
EXACTLY.
User avatar #221 - PvtToucher (11/22/2010) [-]
if she can count, she can mount!
#233 - BakaGirl (11/22/2010) [-]
I need to start writing these down. xD
User avatar #256 - PvtToucher (11/22/2010) [-]
if she can stack blocks she can touch cocks
#58 - he says he killed people so that the FBI would go dig up the s… 11/16/2010 on B'AAAAWWWWWW +1
#55 - its funny? i thought it was a BAW thing... **** i…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2010 on B'AAAAWWWWWW +2
#152 - simplyme (11/17/2010) [-]
well on one side it can be funny becuz well the guy had FBI dig up the dirt for his dad like that and made it seem like a casual thing to do. on the other side its kinda aww he cares that much about his dad.
#54 - did you seriously miss the point? would you like me to explain…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/16/2010 on B'AAAAWWWWWW 0
User avatar #56 - CarlosMontoya (11/16/2010) [-]
im just sayin
#108 - brendantheferret (11/16/2010) [-]
maybe he is in for tax evasion
User avatar #58 - PvtToucher (11/16/2010) [-]
he says he killed people so that the FBI would go dig up the site so the grandfather could plant his vegetables. They had to check it out because they didn't know if he killed someone as well. Maybe he did kill some one maybe he didnt... either way its to show that he will always find a way to help his grandfather.
#165 - Comment deleted 11/15/2010 on iMagnets faces 0
#14 - Curses, FOWLED again. 11/11/2010 on FALCON~Foiled. . . -2
#615 - pics of this have been on /b/ for a long time. Generally they … 11/07/2010 on twisted chick kills kitty D: 0
#582 - WHATS UP BRUTHA FROM ANOTHA MUTHA?!?! 11/04/2010 on wtffff +3
#76 - save to folder that has music in it or the desktop (can't dele… 10/24/2010 on Windows Sounds Song 0
#11 - Is it the BK Lounge?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2010 on Lol -2
#19 - ItzDitto (10/24/2010) [-]
Now it is.
#9 - the first pic i ever saw on FJ was this one <--- i th…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/24/2010 on Lol +3
User avatar #10 - xshacunex (10/24/2010) [-]
This isn't burger king.
User avatar #11 - PvtToucher (10/24/2010) [-]
Is it the BK Lounge?
#19 - ItzDitto (10/24/2010) [-]
Now it is.
#277 - he came in his own mouth? 10/24/2010 on Korean Comic 57 -1
#67 - http://www*.*video2mp3*.*net/view/YouTube/dsU3B0W3TMs/f8ba1598…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/24/2010 on Windows Sounds Song 0
User avatar #75 - mistahmarlowe (10/24/2010) [-]
but how do i get that to Itunes?
User avatar #76 - PvtToucher (10/24/2010) [-]
save to folder that has music in it or the desktop (can't delete it though or else its forever gone...)
click and drag into itunes.
#517 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 10/23/2010 on Admin, Please Read kthnxbai -1
User avatar #526 - DerekZoolander (10/23/2010) [-]
Get a life dude. Think about it. You are part of little fucking "legion" that's worth shit to this website and the internet. I hope you have better things to do.
#528 - TinyHeadHouse has deleted their comment.
User avatar #530 - DerekZoolander (10/23/2010) [-]
Then what the hell is the point to Raid Legion?
#533 - TinyHeadHouse has deleted their comment.
#515 - naw man, I'm part of RL and he didn't ban me. i wasn't talking…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2010 on Admin, Please Read kthnxbai 0
#518 - TinyHeadHouse has deleted their comment.
#500 - hahaha the ****** missed one, RL will come out on…  [+] (9 new replies) 10/23/2010 on Admin, Please Read kthnxbai -2
#512 - TinyHeadHouse has deleted their comment.
User avatar #515 - PvtToucher (10/23/2010) [-]
naw man, I'm part of RL and he didn't ban me. i wasn't talking about you missing one, my bad for the misunderstanding.
#518 - TinyHeadHouse has deleted their comment.
#510 - DerekZoolander (10/23/2010) [-]
#517 - PvtToucher (10/23/2010) [-]
User avatar #526 - DerekZoolander (10/23/2010) [-]
Get a life dude. Think about it. You are part of little fucking "legion" that's worth shit to this website and the internet. I hope you have better things to do.
#528 - TinyHeadHouse has deleted their comment.
User avatar #530 - DerekZoolander (10/23/2010) [-]
Then what the hell is the point to Raid Legion?
#533 - TinyHeadHouse has deleted their comment.
#43 - at 5 the bulls horn is in the guys shin D:  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2010 on Just Right Part 4 +1
User avatar #48 - holycrapimacupcake (10/20/2010) [-]
full of win good sir....you've been promoted from Pvt.Toucher to Corporal Rape Face...congratulations....
#21 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2010 on Oh Noes +54
#26 - DwightKurtSchrute has deleted their comment.
#36 - wait why'd you switch points of view? haha made it slightly co… 10/20/2010 on Fuck it. 0
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User avatar #21 - klitcommander (07/31/2014) [-]
You're a nig
User avatar #15 - lyraheartstrings (12/08/2013) [-]
Are you from wisconsin or any surrounding area?
User avatar #16 to #15 - PvtToucher (12/10/2013) [-]
Nope, why do you ask?
User avatar #17 to #16 - lyraheartstrings (12/10/2013) [-]
I can see accounts associated with the same IPs I've used and your account is one of them. So I thought maybe it was an IP of place I was at on my phone, which would be in wisconsin haha
User avatar #18 to #17 - PvtToucher (12/11/2013) [-]
I'm in texas, so it's just a little off haha
User avatar #19 to #18 - lyraheartstrings (12/11/2013) [-]
Weird! lol
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