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PvtToucher

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PvtToucher Avatar Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Gender: male
Age: 21
Video Games Played: Hide and We Touch Each Other
X-box Gamertag: Pvt x Toucher
Interests: touching, ...things
Date Signed Up:4/22/2010
Last Login:12/22/2014
Location:East Coast
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#8583
Comment Ranking:#15763
Highest Content Rank:#1063
Highest Comment Rank:#2516
Content Thumbs: 7266 total,  8219 ,  953
Comment Thumbs: 1930 total,  2217 ,  287
Content Level Progress: 50% (50/100)
Level 171 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 172 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Comment Level Progress: 4% (4/100)
Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 218 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:1
Content Views:309502
Times Content Favorited:525 times
Total Comments Made:445
FJ Points:8882
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Pull down your pants and touch your toes, and I'll show you where the wild goose goes.

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#10 - Now I feel just awful for jerking away my morning wood, who kn… 12/18/2014 on When the wood goes, wild... +5
#403 - **PvtToucher used "*roll 6, pokemon*"** **PvtToucher rolls … 12/18/2014 on I'll make a 'mon out of you 0
#169 - 1. Slap the **** outta the pink button 2. Hit…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2014 on Choice game +1
#537 - bearception (12/16/2014) [-]
I chose grey because

you can move yourself, so you can fly at the speed of sound.
move light around to become invisible
bend space time to have FTL/ teleportation
telekinesis
fly faster than the speed of sound
phase through "solid" objects
quantum teleportation
you can kick any earth animals ass at anything
constantly stress your muscles to get jacked
bend space time around your brain so your brain can perceive things in slow motion.
bend space time around yourself so everyone around you travels in slow motion
move entire stars/ galaxy's at a whim
time travel to
bend space time to see into the future
bend space time to travel "through" solid objects
change solid objects into gas
heal injuries at atomic level
change your body and make yourself smarter by adding just a bit more grey matter, the smarter you become, the more capable you will be of changing yourself more and becoming smarter.

bend space time around body to make it rest faster
#24 - This wasn't really a thing. They tried to keep the gladiators … 12/08/2014 on Ave Admin, morituri te... 0
#2277 - **PvtToucher rolls 809,216,139** Last one 11/14/2014 on $25 Visa Card Give-Away 0
#2273 - **PvtToucher rolls 938,086,100**  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2014 on $25 Visa Card Give-Away 0
User avatar #2277 - PvtToucher (11/14/2014) [-]
**PvtToucher rolls 809,216,139** Last one
#2271 - **PvtToucher rolls 763,805,746**  [+] (2 new replies) 11/14/2014 on $25 Visa Card Give-Away 0
User avatar #2273 - PvtToucher (11/14/2014) [-]
**PvtToucher rolls 938,086,100**
User avatar #2277 - PvtToucher (11/14/2014) [-]
**PvtToucher rolls 809,216,139** Last one
#2270 - **PvtToucher rolls 848,849,328**  [+] (3 new replies) 11/14/2014 on $25 Visa Card Give-Away 0
User avatar #2271 - PvtToucher (11/14/2014) [-]
**PvtToucher rolls 763,805,746**
User avatar #2273 - PvtToucher (11/14/2014) [-]
**PvtToucher rolls 938,086,100**
User avatar #2277 - PvtToucher (11/14/2014) [-]
**PvtToucher rolls 809,216,139** Last one
#2266 - **PvtToucher rolls 282,307,717** lettsa roll  [+] (4 new replies) 11/14/2014 on $25 Visa Card Give-Away 0
User avatar #2270 - PvtToucher (11/14/2014) [-]
**PvtToucher rolls 848,849,328**
User avatar #2271 - PvtToucher (11/14/2014) [-]
**PvtToucher rolls 763,805,746**
User avatar #2273 - PvtToucher (11/14/2014) [-]
**PvtToucher rolls 938,086,100**
User avatar #2277 - PvtToucher (11/14/2014) [-]
**PvtToucher rolls 809,216,139** Last one
#10 - I had to look in the mirror, I definitely did not become your … 11/13/2014 on Made you look +4
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User avatar #21 - klitcommander (07/31/2014) [-]
You're a nig
#20 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #15 - lyraheartstrings (12/08/2013) [-]
Are you from wisconsin or any surrounding area?
User avatar #16 to #15 - PvtToucher (12/10/2013) [-]
Nope, why do you ask?
User avatar #17 to #16 - lyraheartstrings (12/10/2013) [-]
I can see accounts associated with the same IPs I've used and your account is one of them. So I thought maybe it was an IP of place I was at on my phone, which would be in wisconsin haha
User avatar #18 to #17 - PvtToucher (12/11/2013) [-]
I'm in texas, so it's just a little off haha
User avatar #19 to #18 - lyraheartstrings (12/11/2013) [-]
Weird! lol
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