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Christian pastor on TV: Most Churches would just say what's more agreeable, BUT NOT HERE! WE WILL DRIVE THESE RATINGS INTO THE DIRT!comment
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Age: 20
Interests: Social outcasts, guro, fetish culture
Date Signed Up:11/13/2010
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#44 - Some would say overeaters need psychological help. Though… 05/24/2015 on Fatty Logic #4 - McDonald's... 0
#42 - Well people who willingly cut themselves and do stuff that mak…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2015 on Fatty Logic #4 - McDonald's... 0
User avatar #43 - titsmccracken (05/24/2015) [-]
I don't hate cutters I just think they need psychological help. Just as you might need some as well.
User avatar #44 - Proximity (05/24/2015) [-]
Some would say overeaters need psychological help.
Though plenty would argue I need some too. Appreciate the input!
#40 - I'll be honest, I don't mind if fat people stay fat. If t…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/24/2015 on Fatty Logic #4 - McDonald's... +1
#168 - raeptiemx (05/24/2015) [-]
The problem in my opinion is
1. Belief that being obese is healthy and natural gives birth to generation of obese people who have various obesity linked diseases later in life which
2. Due to the fact that being obese is accepted, more people will become obese at earlier ages with no need to change which
3. Calls for a lot of heart attacks, bypass surgeries, liposuction, diabetes treatment which in turn
4. Causes insurance rates to skyrocket for everyone since obese people need to be treated as much as everyone else.


NOW!! I'm not saying obese people should not enjoy health insurance benefits. But they should understand that being obese is not only hurting themselves and their wallet but also the rest of the population.
How come smoking is so bad and banned from influencing people? Because of the many risks involved? Lung cancer, oropharyngeal cancer, COPD etc.
Alcoholics? The livers are not cheap.

I understand that it's your body- it's your own choice but-and this is a naive thought that just popped up- why aren't drug users and alcoholics treated like that.
It's my body and I want to fuck it up with alcohol, let me do it. It's irresponsible yes, but so is being morbidly obese, not realizing the multiple health risks connected to being obese and advocating it's ok to be obese.

It's ok to be an alcoholic/narcomaniac/smoker..and fat?

/rant over
here's a gif of embryogenesis
#69 - popnotes (05/24/2015) [-]
You might wanna keep the whole necro and beast thing under the radar, dude.
User avatar #59 - adtrfreak (05/24/2015) [-]
The problem is that these people find ways to breed and we try to keep people alive as long as possible. With those 2 things survival of the fittest becomes moot
User avatar #41 - titsmccracken (05/24/2015) [-]
I don't think they hate the people you find attractive, but wanting to do animals and dead people is fucked up.
User avatar #42 - Proximity (05/24/2015) [-]
Well people who willingly cut themselves and do stuff that makes them more attractive to me is kind of a bad habit.
Kind of bad like overeating. I also find anorexic bodies very attractive.

Not that normal bodies aren't attractive, I'm just into a lot of stuff. My sexuality really went into snowball-effect at some point and hasn't stopped.
User avatar #43 - titsmccracken (05/24/2015) [-]
I don't hate cutters I just think they need psychological help. Just as you might need some as well.
User avatar #44 - Proximity (05/24/2015) [-]
Some would say overeaters need psychological help.
Though plenty would argue I need some too. Appreciate the input!
#3 - There are serial rapist dolphins and monkeys that persuade the…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2015 on Mark Twain +2
User avatar #36 - solain (05/24/2015) [-]
I completely agree.
#24 - Found it **** , but it's a political comic, not porn. 05/23/2015 on It is very true 0
#23 - Comment deleted 05/23/2015 on It is very true 0
#16 - This is great, I'm very happy to have found this. 05/21/2015 on What is his name again? +1
#16 - Well I never said I wouldn't **** a pastry If th… 05/20/2015 on strawberry bread of Japan 0
#244001 - Also this is why I don't tend to hug my family or the children… 05/20/2015 on FJ Backroom 0
#243978 - As I said, I'm quite sensitive As a result, I tend to.. Be…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/20/2015 on FJ Backroom +1
#243985 - IruinedTheJoke (05/20/2015) [-]
That's hawt~
#244001 - Proximity (05/20/2015) [-]
Also this is why I don't tend to hug my family or the children of my siblings.
#243953 - I'm sure you'll do it just as awkwardly as Volde Fair war…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/20/2015 on FJ Backroom +1
#243957 - IruinedTheJoke (05/20/2015) [-]
Oh boy...
#243978 - Proximity (05/20/2015) [-]
As I said, I'm quite sensitive
As a result, I tend to.. Be the driving force when things get hot and heavy.
It feels good, I want more. If I'm able to get that from you, I'll make sure to get all of it I can.

I keep my body fit so my stamina can match my desires. When everything sparks pleasure, why would I ever stop? Because you're tired? That's not a good enough reason.
In fact, if I keep forcing it after you're done, you'll eventually get better at lasting through it. It might hurt at first, but trust me, pleasure is even better when you're physically exhausted.

Exhaustive sex is one of my fetishes. Every ounce of stamina should be burned out before I stop. It's the only way to feel like it was truly enough.

"Obsessed" they say. If you felt the way I do, you'd be the same.
#243985 - IruinedTheJoke (05/20/2015) [-]
That's hawt~
#244001 - Proximity (05/20/2015) [-]
Also this is why I don't tend to hug my family or the children of my siblings.
#243917 - Only if you want it extra friendly  [+] (6 new replies) 05/20/2015 on FJ Backroom +1
#243931 - IruinedTheJoke (05/20/2015) [-]
I might grab your back, or maybe something lower~

We will never know...
#243953 - Proximity (05/20/2015) [-]
I'm sure you'll do it just as awkwardly as Volde
Fair warning though, I'm very dominant..
#243957 - IruinedTheJoke (05/20/2015) [-]
Oh boy...
#243978 - Proximity (05/20/2015) [-]
As I said, I'm quite sensitive
As a result, I tend to.. Be the driving force when things get hot and heavy.
It feels good, I want more. If I'm able to get that from you, I'll make sure to get all of it I can.

I keep my body fit so my stamina can match my desires. When everything sparks pleasure, why would I ever stop? Because you're tired? That's not a good enough reason.
In fact, if I keep forcing it after you're done, you'll eventually get better at lasting through it. It might hurt at first, but trust me, pleasure is even better when you're physically exhausted.

Exhaustive sex is one of my fetishes. Every ounce of stamina should be burned out before I stop. It's the only way to feel like it was truly enough.

"Obsessed" they say. If you felt the way I do, you'd be the same.
#243985 - IruinedTheJoke (05/20/2015) [-]
That's hawt~
#244001 - Proximity (05/20/2015) [-]
Also this is why I don't tend to hug my family or the children of my siblings.
#243901 - If I press my hands on my cheeks and flex my throat muscles, I…  [+] (12 new replies) 05/20/2015 on FJ Backroom +2
#243934 - medewu (05/20/2015) [-]
User avatar #243924 - barkhorn (05/20/2015) [-]
Has.
User avatar #243913 - lightningunicorn (05/20/2015) [-]
oh there's the hide all button
User avatar #243915 - thycupcake (05/20/2015) [-]
mate
User avatar #243911 - IruinedTheJoke (05/20/2015) [-]
Can I give you a hug?
User avatar #243917 - Proximity (05/20/2015) [-]
Only if you want it extra friendly
#243931 - IruinedTheJoke (05/20/2015) [-]
I might grab your back, or maybe something lower~

We will never know...
#243953 - Proximity (05/20/2015) [-]
I'm sure you'll do it just as awkwardly as Volde
Fair warning though, I'm very dominant..
#243957 - IruinedTheJoke (05/20/2015) [-]
Oh boy...
#243978 - Proximity (05/20/2015) [-]
As I said, I'm quite sensitive
As a result, I tend to.. Be the driving force when things get hot and heavy.
It feels good, I want more. If I'm able to get that from you, I'll make sure to get all of it I can.

I keep my body fit so my stamina can match my desires. When everything sparks pleasure, why would I ever stop? Because you're tired? That's not a good enough reason.
In fact, if I keep forcing it after you're done, you'll eventually get better at lasting through it. It might hurt at first, but trust me, pleasure is even better when you're physically exhausted.

Exhaustive sex is one of my fetishes. Every ounce of stamina should be burned out before I stop. It's the only way to feel like it was truly enough.

"Obsessed" they say. If you felt the way I do, you'd be the same.
#243985 - IruinedTheJoke (05/20/2015) [-]
That's hawt~
#244001 - Proximity (05/20/2015) [-]
Also this is why I don't tend to hug my family or the children of my siblings.
#243396 - It's ridiculous I don't see how you can drink even one who…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2015 on FJ Backroom +1
User avatar #243577 - theluppijackal (05/20/2015) [-]
it was habit
Plus the black and white tea was very good.
Now I just brew my own and use stevia
#3 - My vegan friend believes owning a pet is akin to owning a slav… 05/19/2015 on CoD Ghosts Undiscovered... 0
#5 - Well he did say "not white" 05/19/2015 on Deadlifts +59
#15 - It's on the fringe of going into a cringe comp, but I love it. 05/18/2015 on Breakup Meme (guy version) -4
#233576 - djdaly did!  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2015 on FJ Backroom +2
User avatar #233582 - mikli (05/18/2015) [-]
I'll punish him later
#233729 - djdaly (05/18/2015) [-]
#233573 - I have no reason to believe someone with no experience would b… 05/18/2015 on FJ Backroom +2
#233559 - I'm going to upvote this because a lot of parents really need … 05/18/2015 on FJ Backroom +1
#233552 - Yeah but Virgins are great. You know how the bes…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/18/2015 on FJ Backroom +3
User avatar #233565 - mikli (05/18/2015) [-]
oh goodness who brought you here
User avatar #233576 - Proximity (05/18/2015) [-]
djdaly did!
User avatar #233582 - mikli (05/18/2015) [-]
I'll punish him later
#233729 - djdaly (05/18/2015) [-]
#233555 - misfitprince (05/18/2015) [-]
Oh I believe that.

I think I'd be great in bed.

I'm just not the kind of guy to sleep with random women.
User avatar #233573 - Proximity (05/18/2015) [-]
I have no reason to believe someone with no experience would be great in bed.
Practice makes perfect, you know?

But as a dominant person, myself, I get a lot of enjoyment out of inexperience. YOU don't need to be great, you just need to be very willing

Although rape is a fetish of mine, it's just got a whole different set of feelings associated with it.
#233548 - Don't blame me for any man's insecurities. I like pe…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2015 on FJ Backroom +1
User avatar #233553 - djdaly (05/18/2015) [-]
My bad!
#2803614 - hey man I ain't no cupid don't look at me  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2015 on Friendly +1
#2803616 - shisno (05/18/2015) [-]
>Know it's just because of how close we work together*
#99 - I managed to convert the "usual healer" in guild wee… 05/12/2015 on Healers +2
#14 - Thank you. 05/09/2015 on Florida 0
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#8876 - Proximity (07/31/2014) [+] (12 replies)
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SUPER FETISH CHART 2014
MADE IT MYSELF, FILL IT OUT PLEASE.

Will reply with my own
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