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#11247 - this is totally legit, no cheating involved, i never thought …  [+] (14 new replies) 06/26/2012 on Pokemon +1
#11248 - Protomix (06/26/2012) [-]
how do i make the most of this?
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#11287 - Ivandrago (06/26/2012) [-]
Doubled ev's, better exp gain. Give pkrs to a worthless poke, put it in the box to save the virus. It has literally happened to me once legit, and it was on my starter. I pretty much shat myself.
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#11250 - jokeface (06/26/2012) [-]
you battle with them. get as many EVs as you can, but DON'T use items. they won't get doubled unless you earn them through battling
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#11251 - Protomix (06/26/2012) [-]
can i spread it to other pokemon? can i extend the duration of the virus?
#11256 - anon (06/26/2012) [-]
Since you have 3 pokemon with pokerus I suggest you to put one first, another one in the middle and other one last, it will infect the other two.

The effects of pokerus can be used with macho brace at the same time. Between 2 or 5 days the pokemon will be resistant to the pokerus and unable to infect other pokemon. To prevent this you can put the pokemon with pokerus in the pc box before the clock goes to 00:00.

TL;DR Fuck you
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#11286 - elbrysobrony (06/26/2012) [-]
NO, WAIT. INFECT A 7TH POKEMON WITH IT. YOU HAVE TO DO IT SO THAT YOU CAN KEEP IT FOR LATER. KEEP THE 7TH IN THE BOX. IT'LL STAY LIKE THAT FOREVER IF YOU WANT.
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#11252 - jokeface (06/26/2012) [-]
Unlike other status ailments, Pokérus cannot be healed at a Pokémon Center or with any status ailment healing item, and can only be obtained by the Pokémon in question once. When a Pokémon has the Pokérus, it gains double the effort values from battling (i.e., fighting a Magikarp will give two Speed EVs, rather than one). Effort points gained from vitamins and wings are not doubled. The infected Pokémon can infect other Pokémon with the virus for a period of about two days. However, the Pokérus timer can be delayed by several methods including placing the infected Pokémon in a PC box.
Pokérus has a 3 in 65,536 chance of being generated on a Pokémon, either wild or bred. Through battling or capturing this wild Pokémon, players could get this helpful virus onto their own Pokémon, and subsequently spread it around. Due to the overwhelmingly low chance of encountering the virus (about 1/3 of the chance to encounter a Shiny Pokémon), and the fact that most would not even recognize a Pokémon with the virus and may flee from it, many players would never have a Pokémon with the virus.
In later generations, the Pokérus became more accessible, with several event Pokémon during Generation III having it when transferred into a player's game, and with worldwide trading facilitated by the Nintendo DS's Wi-Fi capabilities beginning Generation IV. In fact, it is common courtesy to infect Pokémon to be traded on the Global Trade Station with Pokérus within some parts of the fandom.
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#11253 - jokeface (06/26/2012) [-]
- Bulbapedia
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#11254 - Protomix (06/26/2012) [-]
wow. so, this was pretty lucky, huh?
#11258 - anon (06/26/2012) [-]
BTW, are you playing on a ds or on a gameboy and where did you get the game?
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#11259 - Protomix (06/26/2012) [-]
im playing on a gba sp, and i've had this copy of sapphire for a few years now, and decided to replay it
#11260 - anon (06/26/2012) [-]
Where do you live? I'm trying to find a gba but nope. None a single one in my country.
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#11261 - Protomix (06/26/2012) [-]
in your COUNTRY? your whole COUNTRY? I live in the US, but I would be happy to sell you my game boy advance, seeing as I have an SP.
#11265 - anon (06/26/2012) [-]
Well I found some gba but most of them in bad conditions and without the batteries cover (That pisses me off). Besides, the pokemon games for Gba (Even for Ds) are motherfuckin hard to get in here.

Lets hope that with this trade agreement with your country we will get more pokemon. Heuheuheu
#11245 - GUYS, WHAT DO?  [+] (15 new replies) 06/26/2012 on Pokemon 0
#11247 - Protomix (06/26/2012) [-]
this is totally legit, no cheating involved, i never thought it would happen, but it did
#11248 - Protomix (06/26/2012) [-]
how do i make the most of this?
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#11287 - Ivandrago (06/26/2012) [-]
Doubled ev's, better exp gain. Give pkrs to a worthless poke, put it in the box to save the virus. It has literally happened to me once legit, and it was on my starter. I pretty much shat myself.
User avatar
#11250 - jokeface (06/26/2012) [-]
you battle with them. get as many EVs as you can, but DON'T use items. they won't get doubled unless you earn them through battling
User avatar
#11251 - Protomix (06/26/2012) [-]
can i spread it to other pokemon? can i extend the duration of the virus?
#11256 - anon (06/26/2012) [-]
Since you have 3 pokemon with pokerus I suggest you to put one first, another one in the middle and other one last, it will infect the other two.

The effects of pokerus can be used with macho brace at the same time. Between 2 or 5 days the pokemon will be resistant to the pokerus and unable to infect other pokemon. To prevent this you can put the pokemon with pokerus in the pc box before the clock goes to 00:00.

TL;DR Fuck you
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#11286 - elbrysobrony (06/26/2012) [-]
NO, WAIT. INFECT A 7TH POKEMON WITH IT. YOU HAVE TO DO IT SO THAT YOU CAN KEEP IT FOR LATER. KEEP THE 7TH IN THE BOX. IT'LL STAY LIKE THAT FOREVER IF YOU WANT.
User avatar
#11252 - jokeface (06/26/2012) [-]
Unlike other status ailments, Pokérus cannot be healed at a Pokémon Center or with any status ailment healing item, and can only be obtained by the Pokémon in question once. When a Pokémon has the Pokérus, it gains double the effort values from battling (i.e., fighting a Magikarp will give two Speed EVs, rather than one). Effort points gained from vitamins and wings are not doubled. The infected Pokémon can infect other Pokémon with the virus for a period of about two days. However, the Pokérus timer can be delayed by several methods including placing the infected Pokémon in a PC box.
Pokérus has a 3 in 65,536 chance of being generated on a Pokémon, either wild or bred. Through battling or capturing this wild Pokémon, players could get this helpful virus onto their own Pokémon, and subsequently spread it around. Due to the overwhelmingly low chance of encountering the virus (about 1/3 of the chance to encounter a Shiny Pokémon), and the fact that most would not even recognize a Pokémon with the virus and may flee from it, many players would never have a Pokémon with the virus.
In later generations, the Pokérus became more accessible, with several event Pokémon during Generation III having it when transferred into a player's game, and with worldwide trading facilitated by the Nintendo DS's Wi-Fi capabilities beginning Generation IV. In fact, it is common courtesy to infect Pokémon to be traded on the Global Trade Station with Pokérus within some parts of the fandom.
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#11253 - jokeface (06/26/2012) [-]
- Bulbapedia
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#11254 - Protomix (06/26/2012) [-]
wow. so, this was pretty lucky, huh?
#11258 - anon (06/26/2012) [-]
BTW, are you playing on a ds or on a gameboy and where did you get the game?
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#11259 - Protomix (06/26/2012) [-]
im playing on a gba sp, and i've had this copy of sapphire for a few years now, and decided to replay it
#11260 - anon (06/26/2012) [-]
Where do you live? I'm trying to find a gba but nope. None a single one in my country.
User avatar
#11261 - Protomix (06/26/2012) [-]
in your COUNTRY? your whole COUNTRY? I live in the US, but I would be happy to sell you my game boy advance, seeing as I have an SP.
#11265 - anon (06/26/2012) [-]
Well I found some gba but most of them in bad conditions and without the batteries cover (That pisses me off). Besides, the pokemon games for Gba (Even for Ds) are motherfuckin hard to get in here.

Lets hope that with this trade agreement with your country we will get more pokemon. Heuheuheu
#11243 - I ran into and caught a shiny pachirisu completely by chance 06/26/2012 on Pokemon +1
#11242 - Can you please rate my team? Excadrill (Simon): Earthqua…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/26/2012 on Pokemon +1
#11246 - jokeface (06/26/2012) [-]
i totally forgot who Lilligant was. then i googled it and only then did i realize it reminds me of Lillymon for some reason.
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#11255 - Protomix (06/26/2012) [-]
opinion on the team?
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#11263 - jokeface (06/26/2012) [-]
truthfully (and im somewhat ashamed to admit this) i haven't played my Black version long enough to determine the superiority of specific Gen V Pokemon. but moveset-wise, i think you have really good variety and type distributionim seeing Grass, Ice, Fire, Electric, Ground, Normal, Water, etc. thats excellent. keep that team and those moves. critically speaking, i would swap out Arcanine's Howl for another fire-type move. i also wish you had a flying type in there, but i don't want you to get rid of any of the ones you have lol. thats ok tho, Flying isn't essential, as long as you don't mind slower travel. but battle-wise, this team is great. just make sure you train them all evenly so that you don't end up with one really good one and then when it faints you've got 5 sitting ducks on your bench. raise them all one or two levels at a time
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#11249 - Protomix (06/26/2012) [-]
she's one of my favorites. tiny movepool, but enough to give her a devestating combination when used properly
#11240 - hahahahahahaha. Oh my god, I'm sorry. It's just that i've been…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/26/2012 on Pokemon 0
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#11244 - jokeface (06/26/2012) [-]
Pokemon is a game not only of strategy, but of willpower, critical thinking, mathematics, creativity, peer-bonding, logistics, commitment, and personality identification. how you play is an indicator of the type of person you are in real life. if you rely on physical offense, you may have an abrasive personality. if you use a lot of Special moves, you probably think on a more profound level. etc, etc. Pokemon isn't so much about being entertained by an outside source like MLP or Avatar. those are just shows. but Pokemon requires you to use your brain to create your own entertainment. and that's what sets us apart from bronies and benders.

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#11279 - jokeface (06/26/2012) [-]
ya know, i've been on this site a while now. i've been a part of various arguments and discussions where not everyone agrees with each other, and i've voiced my opinion in the presence of those with different views than me. so when i get red thumbs in those discussions, i'm fully aware that it's because i chose to take that risk when entering into a two-sided discussion.

but here, i thought we were all on the same page. am i wrong in what i've stated in the above comment? had i only gotten one red thumb, i would shrug it off, and simply attribute it to one person who i guess is in a bad mood. but upon the second one, i feel compelled to ask, did i say something to offend someone? i feel as though my comment only makes our community come off as stronger and more appealing. i certainly said nothing bad about it.

so, at the risk of more red, i implore you, enlighten me as to why is my comment being thumbed down?
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#11293 - lolbears (06/26/2012) [-]
This may seem pretty weird, but since you mentioned MLP and Avatar in your post, people (from these communities would be my guess) are now thinking "lol dis nigga, he thinks pokemon is srs bussiness". Unfortunately, that's just how people work. Don't be mistaken though, this is what people who are into pokemon will do as well. It's not the problem of the community as a whole. It's the problem of certain people, who feel that they are part of something and they see some random dude on the internet, bashing one of their hobbies. They get mad, that's the least I can say. But, as I said before, that's just how the majority of the people work.
I too, think that Pokemon is an extremely challenging and well thought-out game. I've been playing for all my life, since Generation I and only 1 month now I have realized that there is a whole competitive scene in Pokemon, especially online.
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#11357 - jokeface (06/26/2012) [-]
thank you. that makes sense. i hadn't considered that it may have been people from other online communities thumbing me down. being on the Pokemon board, my first thought was that everyone on here was a Pokefag like myself. i forgot that outsiders can read this board as well lol.
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#11367 - lolbears (06/26/2012) [-]
Hehe don't worry, most people here are indeed Poke fags :)
#11241 - anon (06/26/2012) [-]
Pokemon serious bussiness.
#4655 - a little sketch of mine 06/26/2012 on Drawing & Art - drawing... +3
#18 - well then. that cant be a GREAT relationship, then, can it?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2012 on I love animu 0
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#19 - thatawesomekid (06/26/2012) [-]
He said they don't have sex as often as he'd like.
#263 - dude... 06/26/2012 on Turtle channel? 0
#1 - what the hell is happening where did this channel even come fr…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/26/2012 on happy turtle +2
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#5 - penisalphanugnut (06/26/2012) [-]
Lonesome George died. Than this happened.
#2 - tajginyard (06/26/2012) [-]
just let it happen ...
#1 - got it. didnt laugh 06/26/2012 on If you get it, you will laugh +2