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Date Signed Up:2/19/2010
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Location:Plano Texas
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#164 - the crown of barenzaiah is basically the best 08/29/2013 on Skyrim 0
#44 - it's sort of a secondary perk. in the the water their anatomy … 08/25/2013 on Camouflage +2
#35 - biology major  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2013 on Camouflage +2
User avatar #37 - byobgraffpro (08/25/2013) [-]
ohhhh now im really impressed, good for you man
#33 - dont worry, its boneless and capable of absorbing falls of up …  [+] (15 new replies) 08/25/2013 on Camouflage +109
User avatar #111 - srapture (08/25/2013) [-]
I wanted to thumb up your comment, and the comment above it, but they're bother square numbers and it looks lovely.
User avatar #95 - Mojake (08/25/2013) [-]
That's usually 3d6 damage.
User avatar #72 - burtgasm (08/25/2013) [-]
So, Chell is an octopus?
User avatar #76 - redrex (08/25/2013) [-]
good god, long fall boots are made of octopus
User avatar #42 - Carlospiceyweiner (08/25/2013) [-]
For what though? Where the hell do you fall in the ocean, haha! It's a completely useless evolutionary ruse.
User avatar #49 - morbidbreath (08/25/2013) [-]
it lives in the ocean. it needs to sustain that much damage in order to survive in high amounts of pressure.
User avatar #45 - phantomi (08/25/2013) [-]
Its not a direct "I want to survive long drops thing" its a side effect from being in essence a cartilaginous sack of jelly...
#44 - Protomix (08/25/2013) [-]
it's sort of a secondary perk. in the the water their anatomy allows them to withstand immense water pressure, and force themselves through extremely small spaces. pic related
User avatar #43 - Weirdozzy (08/25/2013) [-]
It's for when they decide to conquer the world..Think about it..they can almost become invisible, they could find ways to launch themselves into the sky...and crush us...all fear Octolord
User avatar #78 - redrex (08/25/2013) [-]
but we have guns, and fire
#36 - Weirdozzy (08/25/2013) [-]
Thank you...I will admit I have minimal knowledge of Octopi anatomy..you have eased my heart..for this I give you batman
#123 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
3autistic5me
User avatar #34 - byobgraffpro (08/25/2013) [-]
i actually am impressed you know that
User avatar #35 - Protomix (08/25/2013) [-]
biology major
User avatar #37 - byobgraffpro (08/25/2013) [-]
ohhhh now im really impressed, good for you man
#98 - because its a poverty ridden country you piece of walrus scrotum  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2013 on Read description +2
User avatar #106 - tigronn (08/25/2013) [-]
there's no need to be a fucking dick about it, I was just wondering.
#359 - tumblr 08/23/2013 on How I pick up chicks +2
#170 - wow, bet it almost makes you wish you liked women  [+] (2 new replies) 08/23/2013 on How I pick up chicks +20
User avatar #342 - rapsuskiller (08/23/2013) [-]
WHY THE FUCK DOES A PICTURE LIKE THAT EXIST?
Fucking furries
User avatar #359 - Protomix (08/23/2013) [-]
tumblr
#30 - i thought this would be educational and it was 08/23/2013 on Wut +1
#96 - Picture 08/22/2013 on I've seen enough Hentai +2
#35 - >never drink alcohol >become immortal  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2013 on The four bottles of life +12
#61 - kawai (08/22/2013) [-]
yes.
#44 - figures jackie chan's stunt double would be a ninja 08/21/2013 on jackie Chan and his stunt... 0
#46 - playing pokemon games when you have real pokemon is like being… 08/21/2013 on The good life +6
#62 - Two hours later, When plain out of sight Giraffe bent …  [+] (6 new replies) 08/21/2013 on Most romantic proposal +302
#205 - isiupick (08/22/2013) [-]
#120 - drtennant (08/21/2013) [-]
pic oddly related.
#118 - jarofdirt (08/21/2013) [-]
#117 - tehfalconguy (08/21/2013) [-]
Expertly written.
#68 - biograde (08/21/2013) [-]
#63 - orangepikmin (08/21/2013) [-]
Beautiful...
#16 - no, the opposite, the drink is being cooled by having heat tra…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/13/2013 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #17 - Blargosnarf (08/13/2013) [-]
Wait wait wait... so, it heats up from cold to lukewarm, then that transfers into the device... cooling it again?
#19 - quatre (08/13/2013) [-]
Don't think of the coaster as absorbing energry. Think that the coaster 'steals' energy from heat flowing through it, be it from a hot beverage to a room temp table or from a room temp table to a cool beverage.
User avatar #20 - Blargosnarf (08/13/2013) [-]
So... it works kinda like how a radio antennae works to help attract radio waves, it guides the heat energy through it... I guess, I'm just trying to make fucking sense of it >.<
#31 - semantic (08/14/2013) [-]
A thermoelectric device is made from alloys with different charge carriers, n and p, where n-type conducts electrons and p-type conducts 'holes' (You can imagine them as being positively charged because an electron used to be there, and when it leaves, the spot is more positive than it used to be).
They are arranged p-n-p-n-p-n and the charges on the hot side will get more energy and velocity than the charges on the cold side. The 'hot' charges move down to the cold side to rid their energy, but the 'cold' charges arent pushed that fast up to the hot side. This leads to a build up of net charge on the cold side and you get a net charge force in your system.

So, difference in temperature --> produced electricity
Applied electricity ---> A hot side and a cool side (Some fridges got this for cooling)
#22 - quatre (08/13/2013) [-]
It draws power from the imbalance in temperature. If you have a hot beverage on the red side, you're forcing energy from the beverage through the coaster to the relatively cooler table. If you place a cold beverage on the blue side, then you're drawing energy from the relatively warmer table to the drink. It's like the difference between sucking on one end of a straw or blowing on the other, the air flow is the same way, and the generator make use of the flow.
User avatar #21 - shiifter (08/13/2013) [-]
The real question is, if a hot drink is on the top, how do you get the bottom of a cold drink on the bottom?
#14 - cold is the absence of energy, but the energy doesn't just dis…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/13/2013 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #15 - Blargosnarf (08/13/2013) [-]
Wouldn't that mean the cold drink is absorbing energy from the phone? Cold is low, Phone is high.
User avatar #16 - Protomix (08/13/2013) [-]
no, the opposite, the drink is being cooled by having heat transferred from it via convection, which means energy moves out of it, to be converted into electrical energy
User avatar #17 - Blargosnarf (08/13/2013) [-]
Wait wait wait... so, it heats up from cold to lukewarm, then that transfers into the device... cooling it again?
#19 - quatre (08/13/2013) [-]
Don't think of the coaster as absorbing energry. Think that the coaster 'steals' energy from heat flowing through it, be it from a hot beverage to a room temp table or from a room temp table to a cool beverage.
User avatar #20 - Blargosnarf (08/13/2013) [-]
So... it works kinda like how a radio antennae works to help attract radio waves, it guides the heat energy through it... I guess, I'm just trying to make fucking sense of it >.<
#31 - semantic (08/14/2013) [-]
A thermoelectric device is made from alloys with different charge carriers, n and p, where n-type conducts electrons and p-type conducts 'holes' (You can imagine them as being positively charged because an electron used to be there, and when it leaves, the spot is more positive than it used to be).
They are arranged p-n-p-n-p-n and the charges on the hot side will get more energy and velocity than the charges on the cold side. The 'hot' charges move down to the cold side to rid their energy, but the 'cold' charges arent pushed that fast up to the hot side. This leads to a build up of net charge on the cold side and you get a net charge force in your system.

So, difference in temperature --> produced electricity
Applied electricity ---> A hot side and a cool side (Some fridges got this for cooling)
#22 - quatre (08/13/2013) [-]
It draws power from the imbalance in temperature. If you have a hot beverage on the red side, you're forcing energy from the beverage through the coaster to the relatively cooler table. If you place a cold beverage on the blue side, then you're drawing energy from the relatively warmer table to the drink. It's like the difference between sucking on one end of a straw or blowing on the other, the air flow is the same way, and the generator make use of the flow.
User avatar #21 - shiifter (08/13/2013) [-]
The real question is, if a hot drink is on the top, how do you get the bottom of a cold drink on the bottom?
#27 - I'm convinced the only purpose of Vine was to make hilarious g… 08/13/2013 on water bottle +13
#173 - this post has produced some of the most unintelligent, mind nu…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/13/2013 on Take note- +3
#183 - anonymous (08/13/2013) [-]
dont let that other anon fool you, i helped as well, but i was only after one person and said sorry. was bored and wanted to see how long it would take to crack someone
User avatar #185 - alekksandar (08/13/2013) [-]
I'm the anon who said sorry.

(not posting as anon because I don't give a shit about red thumbs now)
#188 - anonymous (08/13/2013) [-]
i said sorry as well and listed all my posts, to point out the differences between us. ill give you a green thumb because i enjoyed doing what i did and you were apart of if.
#177 - anonymous (08/13/2013) [-]
I'm proud to say that I made up at least 60% of them.

#52 - for a second i thought you were talking about the guy, not the…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2013 on Take note- +5
User avatar #93 - cthumoo (08/13/2013) [-]
Whether that's Enel-bob or not, I'm saving that bob
#176 - how many bells is that worth? 08/13/2013 on Atlas moth +7
#87 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2013 on Wincest +1
#99 - jlew (08/13/2013) [-]
#34743 - open for critique 08/11/2013 on Drawing & Art - drawing... +2
#6 - Picture 08/11/2013 on NANANANANA +2
#8 - this is older than the internet 08/11/2013 on It's not what it looks like +21
#92 - i thought you were talking about his dick for a second and i 08/11/2013 on Found a 20 while cleaning... 0
#45 - Picture 08/10/2013 on I know right?! 0
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#68 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [-]
Despite not knowing you, after having stalked your page for a solid five minutes in my infinite boredom, I have decided I love you. Rather, I have decided I love the impression you leave: intellect, humor, and a subtle apathy towards the monotony that is existence all wrapped up in one nice, neat little package....or so my mind imagines. Anyways, I just thought you might find it nice to hear that someone out there thinks you're cool and other such bullshit. Adieu, monsieur.
#67 - anonymous (06/02/2012) [-]
I like the avatar you have so don't mind me, just going to save it. Why I commented I don't know.
User avatar #60 - Alexbrc (12/15/2011) [-]
still play minecraft?
User avatar #61 to #63 - Protomix (12/15/2011) [-]
sure, why?
User avatar #62 to #64 - Alexbrc (12/15/2011) [-]
im making my own server right now but i still need to put in necessary plugins
User avatar #63 to #65 - Alexbrc (12/15/2011) [-]
plugins i have right now are worldedit, worldgaurd, warps, and falsebook
User avatar #64 to #66 - Protomix (12/15/2011) [-]
I'd be happy to join when it's done
User avatar #65 to #67 - Alexbrc (12/15/2011) [-]
alright ill let you know when ive got the needed plugins
User avatar #66 to #68 - Protomix (01/07/2012) [-]
how's the server coming along?
#55 - bobJML (03/22/2011) [-]
What's up?
What's up?
#56 to #58 - Protomix (03/22/2011) [-]
not much, you?
not much, you?
User avatar #57 to #59 - bobJML (03/22/2011) [-]
Working on an English paper.
User avatar #58 to #60 - Protomix (03/22/2011) [-]
memorizing Anthony's Funeral Oration
User avatar #52 - SoulStealer (12/30/2010) [-]
Can I get the movie your avatar is from please?
User avatar #53 to #55 - Protomix (12/30/2010) [-]
Madagascar 2
User avatar #54 to #56 - SoulStealer (12/30/2010) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #51 - Dreadroth (12/18/2010) [-]
hey man, just wanted to say congrats on getting good copies of celebrity jeopardy together, keep up the good work!!
User avatar #50 - Ulmer (11/30/2010) [-]
your avatar makes me squee :D
#48 - TheLOSTie **User deleted account** (08/28/2010) [-]
i think your avatar is a ditto
#47 - queenyashi (08/09/2010) [-]
No! Man I can't take you anymore! How DARE you!!! Gah!


Your avatar forgot the three legendary birds :(
What? Did you think I was hating you???
User avatar #45 - SmoothOperator (07/11/2010) [-]
i got bored so i thumbed up all your content.
User avatar #46 to #47 - Protomix (07/11/2010) [-]
'preciate it bro
#44 - TheCloud **User deleted account** (06/07/2010) [-]
Nice avatar dude :D
#31 - MIBI **User deleted account** (06/05/2010) [-]
wut
User avatar #32 to #33 - Protomix (06/05/2010) [-]
Wut?
#33 to #34 - MIBI **User deleted account** (06/06/2010) [-]
HUh?
User avatar #34 to #35 - Protomix (06/06/2010) [-]
whu...?
#35 to #36 - MIBI **User deleted account** (06/06/2010) [-]
wHu...? ?
User avatar #36 to #37 - Protomix (06/06/2010) [-]
who?
#37 to #38 - MIBI **User deleted account** (06/06/2010) [-]
why?
User avatar #38 to #39 - Protomix (06/06/2010) [-]
when?
#39 to #40 - MIBI **User deleted account** (06/06/2010) [-]
How?
User avatar #40 to #41 - Protomix (06/06/2010) [-]
where?
#41 to #42 - MIBI **User deleted account** (06/06/2010) [-]
With who?
User avatar #42 to #43 - Protomix (06/06/2010) [-]
good talk
#43 to #44 - MIBI **User deleted account** (06/06/2010) [-]
Yes Indeed.
#28 - arcadelips **User deleted account** (05/29/2010) [-]
Seriously dude? You got that avatar off of Deviantart. I don't care that you're using it but quit claiming it as your own.
User avatar #29 to #30 - Protomix (06/01/2010) [-]
this one? oh no, i never claimed to have made this one, i had a different avatar that i had made myself when he asked me. i just knew that would confuse people
#30 to #31 - arcadelips **User deleted account** (06/01/2010) [-]
oh, okay, sorry for sounding like a dick then :D
User avatar #27 - PedoHunter (05/28/2010) [-]
cool avatar
lmaoz
User avatar #23 - ThatRussianGuy (05/27/2010) [-]
dude your avatar is...... i am simply speechless.....
User avatar #24 to #25 - Protomix (05/28/2010) [-]
whut? wut about it?
User avatar #25 to #26 - ThatRussianGuy (05/28/2010) [-]
NOOOOO YOU CHANGED YOUR AVATAR TO A GENERIC ONE!!!!

PLZ CHANGE IT BACK, IT WAS A RAY OF HOPE IN THIS DULL WORLD!!!
User avatar #26 to #27 - Protomix (05/28/2010) [-]
why were u speechless?
User avatar #22 - yoyoyok (05/02/2010) [-]
yoker approves of your avitar, 1 cookie fer you :3
User avatar #20 - lulzman (04/25/2010) [-]
avatar is epic +1 internetz for u
User avatar #21 to #22 - Protomix (04/25/2010) [-]
thanking you very
User avatar #16 - Fuss (04/17/2010) [-]
No D:
User avatar #17 to #18 - Protomix (04/17/2010) [-]
Wut?
User avatar #18 to #19 - Fuss (04/17/2010) [-]
You said you might know me then asked if I lived in Texas
User avatar #19 to #20 - Protomix (04/17/2010) [-]
ah okay lol
User avatar #15 - OMGCAA (04/16/2010) [-]
Your avatar now is truly hypnotizing.
User avatar #13 - DandyLilFucker (04/14/2010) [-]
Beast Avatar:)
User avatar #14 to #15 - RevolverOcelot (04/15/2010) [-]
i concur with DandyLilFucker
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