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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:2/19/2010
Last Login:11/02/2014
Location:Plano Texas
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#4818856 - so guys i drew a thing, tell me what ya think  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
#4818935 - trollmobile (06/12/2013) [-]
2pony4me
#23 - Picture 06/12/2013 on Gay +23
#38 - this gamemode actually looks really fun 06/12/2013 on Trainer's Nightmare 0
#614 - good luck man, used copies go for 100 bucks 06/09/2013 on The only way i can run... +1
#35 - it's called an Arachne 06/09/2013 on Dem Legs...... +3
#14 - Picture 06/09/2013 on GODDAMNIT CHIPS! 0
#10 - i should have ******* noticed this 06/09/2013 on Oh Kelly +2
#26 - Picture 06/09/2013 on George R.R. Martin 0
#6 - >pure natural extracts 06/05/2013 on Banned Yankee candle, cotton +4
#110 - this makes me so damn happy  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2013 on Dolan found his family +1
#122 - windmagevaati (06/05/2013) [-]
#34 - I DONT KNOW IT SEEMED APPROPRIATE  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2013 on Twilight Loves Butterflies 0
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#32 - no his name is fisherpon he's my tumblr friend  [+] (3 new replies) 06/05/2013 on Twilight Loves Butterflies 0
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User avatar #34 - Protomix (06/05/2013) [-]
I DONT KNOW IT SEEMED APPROPRIATE
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#88 - Picture 06/05/2013 on WHY?!?!?! 0
#30 - sorry, i thought you were a different brony with a vore fet…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/05/2013 on Twilight Loves Butterflies 0
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User avatar #32 - Protomix (06/05/2013) [-]
no his name is fisherpon he's my tumblr friend
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User avatar #34 - Protomix (06/05/2013) [-]
I DONT KNOW IT SEEMED APPROPRIATE
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#28 - fisher is that you  [+] (7 new replies) 06/05/2013 on Twilight Loves Butterflies 0
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User avatar #30 - Protomix (06/05/2013) [-]
sorry, i thought you were a different brony with a vore fetish and a liking for spike didnt mean to bug you
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User avatar #32 - Protomix (06/05/2013) [-]
no his name is fisherpon he's my tumblr friend
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User avatar #34 - Protomix (06/05/2013) [-]
I DONT KNOW IT SEEMED APPROPRIATE
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#38 - i've gotten to the pony part of the uploads 06/05/2013 on Memory Lane by *NocturnalPony +2
#7 - expected an actual punchline  [+] (6 new replies) 06/05/2013 on Worrying about the... +109
User avatar #87 - DeathKnight (06/05/2013) [-]
I'm close with archaeology and fuck this pissed me the fuck off.
User avatar #30 - MonstrousAngel (06/05/2013) [-]
Is there a source for that gif?
#49 - thelostsheperd (06/05/2013) [-]
Arrested Devlelopment. It also happens to be the source for the "I don't know what I expected" gif.
User avatar #50 - thelostsheperd (06/05/2013) [-]
*Development
#21 - qwopdude (06/05/2013) [-]
that was 90% gravity.
#10 - dstone (06/05/2013) [-]
your gif was much more entertaining than this comic. A thumb for you good sir.
#2 - Picture 06/05/2013 on Mom ruins everything +26
#2 - Picture 06/05/2013 on Fabulous +8
#3 - Picture 06/05/2013 on Good thinking teacher 0
#19 - I like this post because it goes a way towards showing how the…  [+] (21 new replies) 06/05/2013 on the truth +214
#241 - hellsjester (06/05/2013) [-]
im not disagreeing with you by any means. it is true 100%. i just hate girls that think i'm flirting with them buy doing a nice deed. for example: i saw a woman with her hands full and i was at the door of the local grocery store so i decided to open the door for her. i got bitched at for flirting with her.... so i simply slammed the door in her face and walked away. MFW i was just using common courtesy.

fucking bitches
User avatar #210 - FatBenIsPedoBear (06/05/2013) [-]
I know I will probably get thumbed down to hell by saying this, but I disagree with you. Funnyjunk hasn't started to mature. The community just has bipolar. One day you can get +200 for a comment, another day the same comment will get -50. eg, an Anti-Justin Bieber pic may get +2000 thumbs one day, but the same content could get thumbed down with everyone saying "OMG BEETING A DED HORZE!!!!"
Please dont hate me
#132 - megashot (06/05/2013) [-]
>funnyjunk
>mature
#116 - unholyjebus (06/05/2013) [-]
If you look at some of the top comments on content from about 2 years ago, it is total cancer. Example: www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2697409/Women/
#268 - likely (06/05/2013) [-]
Oh sweet unholyjebus...
...someone gouge my eyes out...
User avatar #64 - jokersaysamuseme (06/05/2013) [-]
Up, those 12 year olds are starting to mature
User avatar #53 - rjgnal (06/05/2013) [-]
i had a content in january last year that made frontpage and was about the same subject... probly just depends on the mood of the people and how you word your message
User avatar #27 - sketchysketchist (06/05/2013) [-]
Absolutely true.
A few years ago, I would've thumbed it down too, but realized I'm the asshole.
It's kinda nice when bullshit is disapproved with the harsh reality and I'm able to accept it.
#83 - snowshark (06/05/2013) [-]
Good for you. The lucky people in life get someone to come along and show them how to live. (Lucky me got that when I was 12.) It's nice to see that FunnyJunk is developing in an interesting way.

We've dropped the rage-comics and overused memes in favour of our own self-created memes. We also see a lot of good advice (e.g. this content) and interesting scientific posts making it to the front page these days.

Though some of the community still argues like children whenever Religion or Guns or Ponies are called into question the number has really gone down recently and people seem to be more ready to accept other people's views and call-out those who don't.

If shit keeps on like this we'll have a fucking utopia on our hands sooner or later.
User avatar #283 - mayormilkman (06/08/2013) [-]
"self-created memes"

lolwut
User avatar #284 - snowshark (06/09/2013) [-]
There are some short-lasting memes that spawn from time to time on FJ based on things that appear on the frontpage. That's what I'm getting at there.
User avatar #285 - mayormilkman (06/09/2013) [-]
That's the way it has been for a while, but as you have said, they never last long.
User avatar #286 - snowshark (06/09/2013) [-]
Aye. But it shows a form of autonomy that isn't extant on other sites. The newer sites tend to struggle to find themselves and their identity. For FJ the identity doesn't lie in the content, but in the comments. The content is never as funny as the comments section but the comments section can sometimes be home to some really interesting debates, like this one.

4Chan is very much about the OP. OP is where all the comedy comes from, either that or it's somebody mocking OP. Either way, 4Chan never really leaves a lasting impression on you the way the conversations in the FJ comments does. Reddit is a better place in terms of how helpful and friendly the community is (as evidenced by how many good things happen in real life that are organised there.)

FJ kinda sits in the middleground. It's not as funny or influential as 4Chan nor is it as helpful as Reddit, but the blend of the two work well enough to create a unique community.

Then there's 9Gag... which thinks it's 4Chan but is really lower than Facebook. Funny how the hierarchy of websites goes, huh?
User avatar #220 - newforomador (06/05/2013) [-]
Something else I realized is that things like you said (guns, religion, ponies) are not only increasing in the amount they are seen, but the arguments about them are either becoming nonexistent or are actually well-based arguments without many hateful words.
User avatar #266 - snowshark (06/05/2013) [-]
I think it's because of the culture that is being promoted recently on FunnyJunk. We went through a few very distinct troubles on the site recently. We had the Obama v Romney issue, Guns, Bronies, Religion's been a constant, Homosexuality and gay marriage. All of these hot debates got the community so freaking steamed that they eventually began either getting tired of arguing pointlessly or they stepped up the game of their arguments.

People got called out for setting out base arguments because the community'd seen so much of them in a short period of time and they just seemed to come one after another, now the community tries to head them off at the pass. Now, even though FJ remains split on many issues, the issues seem to either accepted or just retaliated against fairly passively with red thumbs.

We've also seen a big decline in the number of trolls that use the site. Yeah, there's one or two here and there but I don't come across them nearly as frequently as I used to. They seemed to disappear some time after the advent of 9Gag but that could simply be coincidence.

What's more, it has given rise to a term I've never heard anywhere else but seems to have become a favourite on this site. "Psuedo-Intellectual". Because arguments now tend to be fairly well-reasoned a new kind of insult has come up. 'PS' is basically a way of calling people out as pretending they're intelligent as opposed to actually being intelligent. The truth is that I've never seen this phrase applied in a place where I felt it was deserved so (though I hate to generalise) I feel it is likely the replacement for calling people you disagree with idiots.

You can't call them idiots anymore because a lot of the time they're not, but you can call into question the nature of their intelligence. Either way, it's pretty clear that FJ has seen a big shift in the maturity of it's userbase recentlu and I feel it's for the better. I just hope we don't become too soft.. but with DJ 4DM1N around I doubt that.
#270 - likely (06/05/2013) [-]
I get mentioned quite a lot in accidental posts.
Occasionally, I read one or two, just out of curiosity.
I must say, snowshark, I'm glad I read yours.

This thread just made me like this thread so much more. I mean, if FJ had made an advice board a few years ago, it would have been FULL of dicks trolling it...
But I suppose we all just got used to it and the trolls got bored.
Because now there is an actual functioning Advice board. A place on fucking funnyjunk where people can get help. thats just...
woah...
#272 - snowshark (06/05/2013) [-]
It's not all that hard to believe. It's human nature.

You see, what the internet does that is completely unheard of in the entirety of human history is put you and me in connection with each other. More than that, but it connects every single human being to every other one, so long as they have a terminal through which they can access is. (Terminals which are becoming more prevalent even in the least developed parts of the world.)

Think of all the change that came about in the 20th century because of the increased ease of spreading messages. Equal rights for women and blacks. Now equal rights for gays. Because people can connect to other people, they do not feel alone. In fact, the lay-men feel more powerful than they ever have before.

Look at Anonymous. A group of (by definition) nobodies who get together to fight (and there is no doubt that they fight) for the beliefs they believe to be right. Beliefs such as freedom and truth. Beliefs that were previously set-down by the forefathers of the US and echoed by every half-decent rights-movement since then.

The internet connects people. How does this apply to FJ? Well, because people have been connected as though they were neighbors, nay, housemates. You and I are chatting as though over our garden fences. Because of that, the tides of change that affect a few of us affect all of us.

People have grown up and matured over time but remained with FJ. Their increased maturity has bled down to those beneath. They remember how things were and how it was like to be immature and are grateful of their maturity, hence they share it with their family; i.e. FJ.

FJ is a family. Affected by the change in the outside world but empathetic to each other. Ready to razz and forgive and aid and comfort in equal measure all under the FJ banner of good-will.

The internet is bringing about a change in the world through connection. Soon it may even change the way governments work, because what relies on connections more than democracy?
#275 - likely (06/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, I do like talking to my housemates over the fence.
wait....

but yeah. It'll be interesting to see where FJ goes in the future.
If we keep getting MORE mature, eventually we'll be a philosophical debate site...

But it is nice to know that we're no longer such faggots. I mean, we're still all faggots, but not as bad...
#277 - snowshark (06/05/2013) [-]
Oh quite repellently so!

But that too is somewhat reassuring.
User avatar #267 - newforomador (06/05/2013) [-]
Can you give me an example of the term PS as an insult. I've never actually seen it and you saying this is the first time I've heard it.
User avatar #269 - snowshark (06/05/2013) [-]
"Shut the fuck up you pseudo-intellectual faggot." It would be used as a prefix to the core insult like that.

It's like calling someone out for not knowing their shit but pretending they do. Honestly I'm not sure where it came from or why it's in use and really I can only make guesses as to the where and why.
#5 - Picture 06/05/2013 on Pound 0
#11 - i've actually run a pencil half into my hand. it's terrifying … 06/05/2013 on Nope +3
#7 - I dont know how to feel about this 06/05/2013 on how to intimidate +5
#16 - dont be upset, friend 06/05/2013 on They said it would be fun. -1
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#68 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [-]
Despite not knowing you, after having stalked your page for a solid five minutes in my infinite boredom, I have decided I love you. Rather, I have decided I love the impression you leave: intellect, humor, and a subtle apathy towards the monotony that is existence all wrapped up in one nice, neat little package....or so my mind imagines. Anyways, I just thought you might find it nice to hear that someone out there thinks you're cool and other such ******** . Adieu, monsieur.
#67 - anonymous (06/02/2012) [-]
I like the avatar you have so don't mind me, just going to save it. Why I commented I don't know.
User avatar #60 - Alexbrc (12/15/2011) [-]
still play minecraft?
User avatar #61 to #63 - Protomix (12/15/2011) [-]
sure, why?
User avatar #62 to #64 - Alexbrc (12/15/2011) [-]
im making my own server right now but i still need to put in necessary plugins
User avatar #63 to #65 - Alexbrc (12/15/2011) [-]
plugins i have right now are worldedit, worldgaurd, warps, and falsebook
User avatar #64 to #66 - Protomix (12/15/2011) [-]
I'd be happy to join when it's done
User avatar #65 to #67 - Alexbrc (12/15/2011) [-]
alright ill let you know when ive got the needed plugins
User avatar #66 to #68 - Protomix (01/07/2012) [-]
how's the server coming along?
#55 - bobJML (03/22/2011) [-]
What's up?
What's up?
#56 to #58 - Protomix (03/22/2011) [-]
not much, you?
not much, you?
User avatar #57 to #59 - bobJML (03/22/2011) [-]
Working on an English paper.
User avatar #58 to #60 - Protomix (03/22/2011) [-]
memorizing Anthony's Funeral Oration
User avatar #52 - SoulStealer (12/30/2010) [-]
Can I get the movie your avatar is from please?
User avatar #53 to #55 - Protomix (12/30/2010) [-]
Madagascar 2
User avatar #54 to #56 - SoulStealer (12/30/2010) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #51 - Dreadroth (12/18/2010) [-]
hey man, just wanted to say congrats on getting good copies of celebrity jeopardy together, keep up the good work!!
User avatar #50 - Ulmer ONLINE (11/30/2010) [-]
your avatar makes me squee :D
#48 - TheLOSTie **User deleted account** (08/28/2010) [-]
i think your avatar is a ditto
#47 - queenyashi (08/09/2010) [-]
No! Man I can't take you anymore! How DARE you!!! Gah!


Your avatar forgot the three legendary birds :(
What? Did you think I was hating you???
User avatar #45 - SmoothOperator (07/11/2010) [-]
i got bored so i thumbed up all your content.
User avatar #46 to #47 - Protomix (07/11/2010) [-]
'preciate it bro
#44 - TheCloud **User deleted account** (06/07/2010) [-]
Nice avatar dude :D
#31 - MIBI **User deleted account** (06/05/2010) [-]
wut
User avatar #32 to #33 - Protomix (06/05/2010) [-]
Wut?
#33 to #34 - MIBI **User deleted account** (06/06/2010) [-]
HUh?
User avatar #34 to #35 - Protomix (06/06/2010) [-]
whu...?
#35 to #36 - MIBI **User deleted account** (06/06/2010) [-]
wHu...? ?
User avatar #36 to #37 - Protomix (06/06/2010) [-]
who?
#37 to #38 - MIBI **User deleted account** (06/06/2010) [-]
why?
User avatar #38 to #39 - Protomix (06/06/2010) [-]
when?
#39 to #40 - MIBI **User deleted account** (06/06/2010) [-]
How?
User avatar #40 to #41 - Protomix (06/06/2010) [-]
where?
#41 to #42 - MIBI **User deleted account** (06/06/2010) [-]
With who?
User avatar #42 to #43 - Protomix (06/06/2010) [-]
good talk
#43 to #44 - MIBI **User deleted account** (06/06/2010) [-]
Yes Indeed.
#28 - arcadelips **User deleted account** (05/29/2010) [-]
Seriously dude? You got that avatar off of Deviantart. I don't care that you're using it but quit claiming it as your own.
User avatar #29 to #30 - Protomix (06/01/2010) [-]
this one? oh no, i never claimed to have made this one, i had a different avatar that i had made myself when he asked me. i just knew that would confuse people
#30 to #31 - arcadelips **User deleted account** (06/01/2010) [-]
oh, okay, sorry for sounding like a dick then :D
User avatar #27 - PedoHunter (05/28/2010) [-]
cool avatar
lmaoz
User avatar #23 - ThatRussianGuy (05/27/2010) [-]
dude your avatar is...... i am simply speechless.....
User avatar #24 to #25 - Protomix (05/28/2010) [-]
whut? wut about it?
User avatar #25 to #26 - ThatRussianGuy (05/28/2010) [-]
NOOOOO YOU CHANGED YOUR AVATAR TO A GENERIC ONE!!!!

PLZ CHANGE IT BACK, IT WAS A RAY OF HOPE IN THIS DULL WORLD!!!
User avatar #26 to #27 - Protomix (05/28/2010) [-]
why were u speechless?
User avatar #22 - yoyoyok (05/02/2010) [-]
yoker approves of your avitar, 1 cookie fer you :3
User avatar #20 - lulzman (04/25/2010) [-]
avatar is epic +1 internetz for u
User avatar #21 to #22 - Protomix (04/25/2010) [-]
thanking you very
User avatar #16 - Fuss (04/17/2010) [-]
No D:
User avatar #17 to #18 - Protomix (04/17/2010) [-]
Wut?
User avatar #18 to #19 - Fuss (04/17/2010) [-]
You said you might know me then asked if I lived in Texas
User avatar #19 to #20 - Protomix (04/17/2010) [-]
ah okay lol
User avatar #15 - OMGCAA ONLINE (04/16/2010) [-]
Your avatar now is truly hypnotizing.
User avatar #13 - DandyLilFucker (04/14/2010) [-]
Beast Avatar:)
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