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Date Signed Up:2/19/2010
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#37 - Alan Baker had no use for wands, of course. If one were to Pri…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/02/2013 on Magical Science +70
User avatar #38 - Protomix (07/02/2013) [-]
“What’s yer point?”

“My point is that while wizards are slowly stagnating in their backwards remnant of the Dark Ages, Muggles are making progress, ever reaching for the light. Do you know that they don’t need magic to craft a hand of living silver?”

“Bah,” was Mundungus’s only reply, “You’d be best mates with that Weasley nutcase at the ministry, you would.”

Alan stood up, silently casting an infantes gelata to check for paradoxes. “I don’t know why I bother with you,” he sighed, “you’ve just wasted another two minutes of my time. Perhaps I bother because I have time to waste.”

And he twisted, as if to apparate, but instead faded out of existence with a distinct vworp. The air swirled in the wake of his departure, blowing back Mundungus’s straggly ginger hair.

“Muggleborns,” the short wizard muttered, then turned back to his drink.
#130 - captainporn (07/02/2013) [-]
You need to write a book like this
#128 - NinjaHermit (07/02/2013) [-]
I really wish I could thumb you more than once. That was brilliant.
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#85 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/02/2013) [-]
That's bloody awesome, man.
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User avatar #53 - Protomix (07/02/2013) [-]
i made it a while back when i saw the science wizard post on tumblr and i just dug it up
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User avatar #49 - newforomador (07/02/2013) [-]
I would read the shit out of a book like this.
User avatar #58 - Ruspanic (07/02/2013) [-]
There IS a book like this.
hpmor.com/

Just for you.
User avatar #59 - newforomador (07/02/2013) [-]
This looks amazing. I shall read the shit out of it immediately.
#73 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2013 on National geographic trolls... +12
#89 - flyingtortoise (07/02/2013) [-]
you sicken me
#72 - if it's a country where public sex in parks and smoking mariju… 07/01/2013 on My First Slave 0
#89 - you're attracted to guys BECAUSE they look like girls? doesn't… 06/30/2013 on FJ Flash News HERE ! +6
#11 - because stealing is easier 06/30/2013 on Punchline +1
#291 - Picture 06/30/2013 on Interenet Friends +6
#201 - I wonder what percent of the people who thumbed know what this is from  [+] (9 new replies) 06/30/2013 on Interenet Friends +24
#245 - kraetyz (06/30/2013) [-]
No. One. Cares. About. Homestuck.
#291 - Protomix (06/30/2013) [-]
#206 - justakewldewd (06/30/2013) [-]
Don't really care enough to read it so explain this to me.

What the hell is Homestuck supposed to be about?
User avatar #482 - thisisrarity (06/30/2013) [-]
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HOMESTUCK
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#235 - noodleofrassilon (06/30/2013) [-]
Also lot's of wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff
#233 - noodleofrassilon (06/30/2013) [-]
Okay so most of my friends are in this fandom
but I've only read the first two acts, but uh, from what people tell me and what I've seen
It's a very very funny comedy series full of pop-culture references that eventually expands into an amazing and well thought out universe
User avatar #220 - MaelRadec (06/30/2013) [-]
EVERYTHING!... just kidding... just read it or watch a "let's read homestuck"
User avatar #219 - suddenlyhats (06/30/2013) [-]
four kids who strengthen their friendship through playing an online game.

meanwhile, a dispute over proper workplace attire results in the death of millions.
#59 - gaming changes but pokemon is infinite  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2013 on Gaming +9
#101 - masterchiefawesome (06/29/2013) [-]
RIP in peace Game Grumps...
#110 - hankhillofthe (06/29/2013) [-]
>Rest in peace in peace

>Also fuck you Danny and Ego make a good pair.

Steam Train kinda sucks though.
#185 - you sir have a commendable sense of humor 06/29/2013 on Stylish +1
#184 - Comment deleted 06/29/2013 on Stylish 0
#8 - actually, it looks like the majority of pokemon being converte… 06/29/2013 on Butterfly Net 0
#7 - Picture  [+] (22 new replies) 06/29/2013 on A trend +13
#8 - jesusnipple (06/29/2013) [-]
#10 - evilanakie (06/29/2013) [-]
i refuse to blink
#12 - kievaughnb (06/29/2013) [-]
I refuse to think.
#16 - kievaughnb (06/29/2013) [-]
I refuse to chink.
#18 - kievaughnb (06/29/2013) [-]
I refuse to chink.
#19 - kievaughnb (06/29/2013) [-]
I refuse to ink.
#21 - kievaughnb (06/29/2013) [-]
I refuse to mink.
#22 - kievaughnb (06/29/2013) [-]
I refuse to pink.
#23 - kievaughnb (06/29/2013) [-]
I refuse to zinc.
#24 - kievaughnb (06/29/2013) [-]
I refuse to sync.
#25 - kievaughnb (06/29/2013) [-]
I refuse to fink.
#26 - kievaughnb (06/29/2013) [-]
I refuse to cink.
#27 - kievaughnb (06/29/2013) [-]
I refuse to skink.
#28 - kievaughnb (06/29/2013) [-]
I refuse to brink.
#29 - kievaughnb (06/29/2013) [-]
I refuse to link.
#30 - kievaughnb (06/29/2013) [-]
I refuse to wink.
#31 - kievaughnb (06/29/2013) [-]
I refuse to sink.
User avatar #32 - kievaughnb (06/29/2013) [-]
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I refuse to dink.
#33 - kievaughnb (06/29/2013) [-]
I refuse to plink.
#34 - kievaughnb (06/29/2013) [-]
I refuse to monsters, inc.
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#6 - jirachi is apparently to become fairy/steel type  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2013 on Butterfly Net 0
#7 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/29/2013) [-]
I think all the "fairy" legendaries (jirachi, manaphy, victini, celebi, and mew) will become fairy type, maybe not mew.
User avatar #8 - Protomix (06/29/2013) [-]
actually, it looks like the majority of pokemon being converted to fairy types are those who fall into the preexisting fairy egg-group, like gardevoir, marril, and jigglypuff.
#10 - okay but the description 06/29/2013 on Peek a boo 0
#4 - ******* ready for those pancakes  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2013 on Optimistically eating your... +10
#25 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/29/2013) [-]
hooray for Zacharie!
#7 - sladee (06/29/2013) [-]
#8 - is that christopher eccleston 06/29/2013 on R.R. Martin +1
#50 - i dont think anybody could top Howl's Moving Castle, that film… 06/28/2013 on Hayao +3
#24 - i think he was asking why he thought he was retarded, not tha… 06/28/2013 on God Damn It +15
#17 - you can see the ******* panic in his eyes right b… 06/28/2013 on We didn't start the fire! +9
#6 - Picture 06/27/2013 on meanwhile on xbox 0
#12 - it helps that Danny and Arin have pretty good chemistry 06/27/2013 on I don't like league of legends -2
#5 - is that...  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2013 on Like a Boss +13
#40 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/27/2013) [-]
You have solved the secret of life.
#81 - Off to ****  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2013 on What're we gonna do on the... +4
User avatar #114 - noobliterator (06/27/2013) [-]
I'll smoke you a kipper then
#103 - I drink a glass of water for every glass of beer i drink, whic… 06/27/2013 on Hangover cures 0
#31 - It's a really well written show, great humor, characters, and premise 06/27/2013 on some day +1
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#68 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/02/2013) [-]
Despite not knowing you, after having stalked your page for a solid five minutes in my infinite boredom, I have decided I love you. Rather, I have decided I love the impression you leave: intellect, humor, and a subtle apathy towards the monotony that is existence all wrapped up in one nice, neat little package....or so my mind imagines. Anyways, I just thought you might find it nice to hear that someone out there thinks you're cool and other such ******** . Adieu, monsieur.
#67 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/02/2012) [-]
I like the avatar you have so don't mind me, just going to save it. Why I commented I don't know.
User avatar #60 - Alexbrc (12/15/2011) [-]
still play minecraft?
User avatar #61 to #63 - Protomix (12/15/2011) [-]
sure, why?
User avatar #62 to #64 - Alexbrc (12/15/2011) [-]
im making my own server right now but i still need to put in necessary plugins
User avatar #63 to #65 - Alexbrc (12/15/2011) [-]
plugins i have right now are worldedit, worldgaurd, warps, and falsebook
User avatar #64 to #66 - Protomix (12/15/2011) [-]
I'd be happy to join when it's done
User avatar #65 to #67 - Alexbrc (12/15/2011) [-]
alright ill let you know when ive got the needed plugins
User avatar #66 to #68 - Protomix (01/07/2012) [-]
how's the server coming along?
#55 - bobJML (03/22/2011) [-]
What's up?
What's up?
#56 to #58 - Protomix (03/22/2011) [-]
not much, you?
not much, you?
User avatar #57 to #59 - bobJML (03/22/2011) [-]
Working on an English paper.
User avatar #58 to #60 - Protomix (03/22/2011) [-]
memorizing Anthony's Funeral Oration
User avatar #52 - SoulStealer (12/30/2010) [-]
Can I get the movie your avatar is from please?
User avatar #53 to #55 - Protomix (12/30/2010) [-]
Madagascar 2
User avatar #54 to #56 - SoulStealer (12/30/2010) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #51 - Dreadroth (12/18/2010) [-]
hey man, just wanted to say congrats on getting good copies of celebrity jeopardy together, keep up the good work!!
User avatar #50 - Ulmer (11/30/2010) [-]
your avatar makes me squee :D
#48 - TheLOSTie **User deleted account** (08/28/2010) [-]
i think your avatar is a ditto
#47 - queenyashi (08/09/2010) [-]
No! Man I can't take you anymore! How DARE you!!! Gah!


Your avatar forgot the three legendary birds :(
What? Did you think I was hating you???
User avatar #45 - SmoothOperator (07/11/2010) [-]
i got bored so i thumbed up all your content.
User avatar #46 to #47 - Protomix (07/11/2010) [-]
'preciate it bro
#44 - TheCloud **User deleted account** (06/07/2010) [-]
Nice avatar dude :D
#31 - MIBI **User deleted account** (06/05/2010) [-]
wut
User avatar #32 to #33 - Protomix (06/05/2010) [-]
Wut?
#33 to #34 - MIBI **User deleted account** (06/06/2010) [-]
HUh?
User avatar #34 to #35 - Protomix (06/06/2010) [-]
whu...?
#35 to #36 - MIBI **User deleted account** (06/06/2010) [-]
wHu...? ?
User avatar #36 to #37 - Protomix (06/06/2010) [-]
who?
#37 to #38 - MIBI **User deleted account** (06/06/2010) [-]
why?
User avatar #38 to #39 - Protomix (06/06/2010) [-]
when?
#39 to #40 - MIBI **User deleted account** (06/06/2010) [-]
How?
User avatar #40 to #41 - Protomix (06/06/2010) [-]
where?
#41 to #42 - MIBI **User deleted account** (06/06/2010) [-]
With who?
User avatar #42 to #43 - Protomix (06/06/2010) [-]
good talk
#43 to #44 - MIBI **User deleted account** (06/06/2010) [-]
Yes Indeed.
#28 - arcadelips **User deleted account** (05/29/2010) [-]
Seriously dude? You got that avatar off of Deviantart. I don't care that you're using it but quit claiming it as your own.
User avatar #29 to #30 - Protomix (06/01/2010) [-]
this one? oh no, i never claimed to have made this one, i had a different avatar that i had made myself when he asked me. i just knew that would confuse people
#30 to #31 - arcadelips **User deleted account** (06/01/2010) [-]
oh, okay, sorry for sounding like a dick then :D
User avatar #27 - PedoHunter (05/28/2010) [-]
cool avatar
lmaoz
User avatar #23 - ThatRussianGuy (05/27/2010) [-]
dude your avatar is...... i am simply speechless.....
User avatar #24 to #25 - Protomix (05/28/2010) [-]
whut? wut about it?
User avatar #25 to #26 - ThatRussianGuy (05/28/2010) [-]
NOOOOO YOU CHANGED YOUR AVATAR TO A GENERIC ONE!!!!

PLZ CHANGE IT BACK, IT WAS A RAY OF HOPE IN THIS DULL WORLD!!!
User avatar #26 to #27 - Protomix (05/28/2010) [-]
why were u speechless?
User avatar #22 - yoyoyok (05/02/2010) [-]
yoker approves of your avitar, 1 cookie fer you :3
User avatar #20 - lulzman (04/25/2010) [-]
avatar is epic +1 internetz for u
User avatar #21 to #22 - Protomix (04/25/2010) [-]
thanking you very
User avatar #16 - Fuss (04/17/2010) [-]
No D:
User avatar #17 to #18 - Protomix (04/17/2010) [-]
Wut?
User avatar #18 to #19 - Fuss (04/17/2010) [-]
You said you might know me then asked if I lived in Texas
User avatar #19 to #20 - Protomix (04/17/2010) [-]
ah okay lol
User avatar #15 - OMGCAA (04/16/2010) [-]
Your avatar now is truly hypnotizing.
User avatar #13 - DandyLilFucker (04/14/2010) [-]
Beast Avatar:)
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