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Protomix

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:2/19/2010
Last Login:2/27/2015
Location:Plano Texas
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 10732 total,  12350 ,  1618
Comment Thumbs: 25940 total,  29716 ,  3776
Content Level Progress: 29% (29/100)
Level 207 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 208 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 91.6% (916/1000)
Level 325 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 326 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:20
Content Views:197203
Times Content Favorited:1231 times
Total Comments Made:6616
FJ Points:1959
Favorite Tags: i (12) | is (12) | You (12) | a (9) | fail (6) | lol (6) | sean connery (6) | tags (6) | aim (5) | all (5) | me (5) | than (5) | the (5) | this (5) | thug (5) | your (5) | fap (4) | gross (4) | in (4) | it (4)
Hey everyone. I'm happy to upload anything you like, Videos, nostalgia, comics, even OC of I'm feeling inspired, so if you want something special, just say so in the comments.

latest user's comments

#81 - Picture 07/29/2013 on fedEX +3
#101 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 07/29/2013 on Why don't you draw this???? +36
#121 - sirnigga (07/29/2013) [-]
probably not this
#219 - botherandbefuddle (07/29/2013) [-]
#140 - Shadow Guardian (07/29/2013) [-]
#136 - Protomix (07/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #127 - machomustachio (07/29/2013) [-]
thumbs says he right
User avatar #128 - sirnigga (07/29/2013) [-]
what
User avatar #231 - machomustachio (07/31/2013) [-]
he was not aroused by the picture so him or someone red thumbed it
User avatar #232 - sirnigga (07/31/2013) [-]
i was just saying that he wouldnt fap to it
#51 - Picture 07/29/2013 on lannister +3
#109 - Picture 07/29/2013 on Bullseye +8
#44 - i didnt get it but then i did 07/28/2013 on Peniscakes +2
#166 - god thats cute 07/28/2013 on dis 4 me? +3
#15 - this was like an inch away from being the story of a porno  [+] (3 new replies) 07/28/2013 on Was that a date? +17
User avatar #21 - essaressa (07/28/2013) [-]
all it was missing was the porno music
#24 - qchrisman (07/28/2013) [-]
'Bow chicka wow wow'
#20 - builderofdoom (07/28/2013) [-]
can someone please edit "you wot m8, ill reck u i lift yeah thats wot i thot cracka" onto this?

or just something along the lines of him being a London Ned
#18 - it's not, he's copypasting the tags from whoever he reblogged …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/28/2013 on Bisexuals +7
User avatar #27 - Greengreda (07/28/2013) [-]
I was just about to post this too.

I feel like there needs to be a quick "this is how tumblr works" explanation for people who don't go on there but see content from there all the time on here.
#47 - slumberdonkey (07/28/2013) [-]
Or

We could not give a fuck about how tumblr works, if i wanted to know how tumblr works i would go on tumblr.
#74 - anonexplains (07/28/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#81 - ironsoul (07/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #70 - coldactill (07/28/2013) [-]
If you're going to enjoy tumblr posts for what they are worth when they are posted on funnyjunk as content, you may require a little bit of background information
#32 - Comment deleted 07/27/2013 on Common Mistake 0
#22 - just to be clear, this is all scripted, the host and guest bot…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2013 on Common Mistake +15
#31 - lunarsandwich (07/27/2013) [-]
It's not so much the jokes or anything
It's just what he says paints some of my favourite actors in a new light and it changes how I see them forever... Think of Leonardo DiCaprio and how everyones jumped on him saying he's after an oscar something fierce, it's reasonable that he is... but I know if I see him in anything less than a stellar movie I'll dislike him a little...

Why am I even defending myself
#32 - Protomix has deleted their comment.
#48 - Picture 07/26/2013 on awwwwww +4
#93 - Picture 07/26/2013 on Im ok with this 0
#73 - okay but does anybody else feel kind of bad for the guy? I mea… 07/25/2013 on Bad Luck Coolio +17
#206 - Picture 07/25/2013 on Friends forever -2
#68 - what canada doesn't realize is that both those ice creams are …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2013 on Friends forever +104
#159 - anonexplains (07/25/2013) [-]
can't you just not ruin the moment?
#206 - Protomix has deleted their comment.
#41 - so what's the downside? 07/25/2013 on FUCK YA +23
#68 - it looks like cellular division 07/25/2013 on Hydrophobic water +8
#401 - this rapidly became a pokeporn thread 07/25/2013 on I see nothing wrong here +2
#95 - these things are why i have trust issues 07/25/2013 on Biggest dissappointment of... 0
#18 - yeah well we spend trillions on wars we shouldn't haven't gott… 07/24/2013 on Scumbag David Cameron 0
#125 - hfsrewruhthrd 07/23/2013 on Bad Kids' Jokes Comp FINALE! +5
#102 - no? must be you, then. 07/23/2013 on Channing Tatum +1
#76 - Picture 07/22/2013 on you would not belive how... 0
#180 - holy **** a Dark Helmet cosplay 07/22/2013 on comic con 2013 cosplay +11
#33334 - this one's more of a sketch but 07/22/2013 on Drawing & Art - drawing... +2

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#68 - anonexplains (07/02/2013) [-]
Despite not knowing you, after having stalked your page for a solid five minutes in my infinite boredom, I have decided I love you. Rather, I have decided I love the impression you leave: intellect, humor, and a subtle apathy towards the monotony that is existence all wrapped up in one nice, neat little package....or so my mind imagines. Anyways, I just thought you might find it nice to hear that someone out there thinks you're cool and other such ******** . Adieu, monsieur.
#67 - anonexplains (06/02/2012) [-]
I like the avatar you have so don't mind me, just going to save it. Why I commented I don't know.
User avatar #60 - Alexbrc (12/15/2011) [-]
still play minecraft?
User avatar #61 to #63 - Protomix (12/15/2011) [-]
sure, why?
User avatar #62 to #64 - Alexbrc (12/15/2011) [-]
im making my own server right now but i still need to put in necessary plugins
User avatar #63 to #65 - Alexbrc (12/15/2011) [-]
plugins i have right now are worldedit, worldgaurd, warps, and falsebook
User avatar #64 to #66 - Protomix (12/15/2011) [-]
I'd be happy to join when it's done
User avatar #65 to #67 - Alexbrc (12/15/2011) [-]
alright ill let you know when ive got the needed plugins
User avatar #66 to #68 - Protomix (01/07/2012) [-]
how's the server coming along?
#55 - bobJML (03/22/2011) [-]
What's up?
What's up?
#56 to #58 - Protomix (03/22/2011) [-]
not much, you?
not much, you?
User avatar #57 to #59 - bobJML (03/22/2011) [-]
Working on an English paper.
User avatar #58 to #60 - Protomix (03/22/2011) [-]
memorizing Anthony's Funeral Oration
User avatar #52 - SoulStealer (12/30/2010) [-]
Can I get the movie your avatar is from please?
User avatar #53 to #55 - Protomix (12/30/2010) [-]
Madagascar 2
User avatar #54 to #56 - SoulStealer (12/30/2010) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #51 - Dreadroth (12/18/2010) [-]
hey man, just wanted to say congrats on getting good copies of celebrity jeopardy together, keep up the good work!!
User avatar #50 - Ulmer (11/30/2010) [-]
your avatar makes me squee :D
#48 - TheLOSTie **User deleted account** (08/28/2010) [-]
i think your avatar is a ditto
#47 - queenyashi (08/09/2010) [-]
No! Man I can't take you anymore! How DARE you!!! Gah!


Your avatar forgot the three legendary birds :(
What? Did you think I was hating you???
User avatar #45 - SmoothOperator (07/11/2010) [-]
i got bored so i thumbed up all your content.
User avatar #46 to #47 - Protomix (07/11/2010) [-]
'preciate it bro
#44 - TheCloud **User deleted account** (06/07/2010) [-]
Nice avatar dude :D
#31 - MIBI **User deleted account** (06/05/2010) [-]
wut
User avatar #32 to #33 - Protomix (06/05/2010) [-]
Wut?
#33 to #34 - MIBI **User deleted account** (06/06/2010) [-]
HUh?
User avatar #34 to #35 - Protomix (06/06/2010) [-]
whu...?
#35 to #36 - MIBI **User deleted account** (06/06/2010) [-]
wHu...? ?
User avatar #36 to #37 - Protomix (06/06/2010) [-]
who?
#37 to #38 - MIBI **User deleted account** (06/06/2010) [-]
why?
User avatar #38 to #39 - Protomix (06/06/2010) [-]
when?
#39 to #40 - MIBI **User deleted account** (06/06/2010) [-]
How?
User avatar #40 to #41 - Protomix (06/06/2010) [-]
where?
#41 to #42 - MIBI **User deleted account** (06/06/2010) [-]
With who?
User avatar #42 to #43 - Protomix (06/06/2010) [-]
good talk
#43 to #44 - MIBI **User deleted account** (06/06/2010) [-]
Yes Indeed.
#28 - arcadelips **User deleted account** (05/29/2010) [-]
Seriously dude? You got that avatar off of Deviantart. I don't care that you're using it but quit claiming it as your own.
User avatar #29 to #30 - Protomix (06/01/2010) [-]
this one? oh no, i never claimed to have made this one, i had a different avatar that i had made myself when he asked me. i just knew that would confuse people
#30 to #31 - arcadelips **User deleted account** (06/01/2010) [-]
oh, okay, sorry for sounding like a dick then :D
User avatar #27 - PedoHunter (05/28/2010) [-]
cool avatar
lmaoz
User avatar #23 - ThatRussianGuy (05/27/2010) [-]
dude your avatar is...... i am simply speechless.....
User avatar #24 to #25 - Protomix (05/28/2010) [-]
whut? wut about it?
User avatar #25 to #26 - ThatRussianGuy (05/28/2010) [-]
NOOOOO YOU CHANGED YOUR AVATAR TO A GENERIC ONE!!!!

PLZ CHANGE IT BACK, IT WAS A RAY OF HOPE IN THIS DULL WORLD!!!
User avatar #26 to #27 - Protomix (05/28/2010) [-]
why were u speechless?
User avatar #22 - yoyoyok (05/02/2010) [-]
yoker approves of your avitar, 1 cookie fer you :3
User avatar #20 - lulzman (04/25/2010) [-]
avatar is epic +1 internetz for u
User avatar #21 to #22 - Protomix (04/25/2010) [-]
thanking you very
User avatar #16 - Fuss (04/17/2010) [-]
No D:
User avatar #17 to #18 - Protomix (04/17/2010) [-]
Wut?
User avatar #18 to #19 - Fuss (04/17/2010) [-]
You said you might know me then asked if I lived in Texas
User avatar #19 to #20 - Protomix (04/17/2010) [-]
ah okay lol
User avatar #15 - OMGCAA (04/16/2010) [-]
Your avatar now is truly hypnotizing.
User avatar #13 - DandyLilFucker (04/14/2010) [-]
Beast Avatar:)
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