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#147 - Fascinat’n,” slurred Mundungus, whose eyes had glazed over…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2013 on dat wizard tho +1
User avatar #148 - newforomador (12/31/2013) [-]
Did you decide to use 'infantes gelata' or is it really a spell. I just looked up on google translate what it means, and I'm guessing it's a reference to one of the earlier doctor whos. I haven't watched them though, so I'm not sure. Just so anybody seeing this knows, it's Latin and translates to 'jelly babies'
#146 - Alan Baker had no use for wands, of course. If one were to Pri…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/31/2013 on dat wizard tho +1
User avatar #147 - Protomix (12/31/2013) [-]
Fascinat’n,” slurred Mundungus, whose eyes had glazed over once it became clear that Alan didn’t actually have a time turner on him.
“But time turners are still very limited,” continued Alan, more to himself than to Mundungus, “They can’t go more than seven hours back, and not forward at all, and only in increments of one hour, and they only work on Earth… no, they’re very clumsy, if one truly pauses to think about it.”
“What’s yer point?”
“My point is that while wizards are slowly stagnating in their backwards remnant of the Dark Ages, Muggles are making progress, ever reaching for the light. Do you know that they don’t need magic to craft a hand of living silver?”
“Bah,” was Mundungus’s only reply, “You’d be best mates with that Weasley nutcase at the ministry, you would.”
Alan stood up, silently casting an infantes gelata to check for paradoxes. “I don’t know why I bother with you,” he sighed, “you’ve just wasted another two minutes of my time. Perhaps I bother because I have time to waste.”
And he twisted, as if to apparate, but instead faded out of existence with a distinct vworp. The air swirled in the wake of his departure, blowing back Mundungus’s straggly ginger hair.
“Muggleborns,” the short wizard muttered, then turned back to his drink.
••••••••
Thirty minutes earlier, Alan lounged contentedly within his quieting barrier, stirring his cup of tea absently and rereading one of his favourite Muggle books. He wondered, vaguely, which planet held the nearest sapient life, and what their magic would look like…
User avatar #148 - newforomador (12/31/2013) [-]
Did you decide to use 'infantes gelata' or is it really a spell. I just looked up on google translate what it means, and I'm guessing it's a reference to one of the earlier doctor whos. I haven't watched them though, so I'm not sure. Just so anybody seeing this knows, it's Latin and translates to 'jelly babies'
#145 - here's the whole story if you want it:  [+] (3 new replies) 12/31/2013 on dat wizard tho +1
User avatar #146 - Protomix (12/31/2013) [-]
Alan Baker had no use for wands, of course. If one were to Prior Incantato his outdated, duct-taped rod of walnut wood and dragon heartstring, its most recent use would have been the enchantment of the long-lived neurons in Alan’s own mind. This enchantment, possible only for those who were capable of seeing themselves as a complex amalgamation of neural impulses, allowed him to bypass both wands and words. Alan did this, not for show, not for power, but because wandwork distracted him from his reading.
Unfortunately, there was no legal spell to get rid of barflies.
“Hey- hey mate, you gotta- gotta minute to-“
Sobrius, Alan thought, placing one hand on his neighbor’s forehead without looking up. He pondered whether or not to cast a silencing barrier, even in violation of the Leaky Cauldron’s safety code.
“Thanks,” said the now-sober man, “Readin’ more of that Muggle trash, I see.”
Alan closed his eyes and counted to three, but when he opened them, the man was still there. Alan lowered his “muggle trash” in defeat, meeting the baggy, bloodshot eyes of the wizard sitting across from him.
Alan leaned forward, placing his hands steeple-like on the table. “Mr. Fletcher, do you know why time turners don’t send you into space?”
“The sky, y’mean? Cause they’re fer time turnin’, not apparation.”
Alan had to take a deep breath. “No,” he replied, “If time turners weren’t anchored to anything, the Earth’s rotation alone would be enough to ensure a time traveler’s demise. But someone at the ministry was clever enough to anchor them to a carefully guarded object that never moves relative to the Earth.”
User avatar #147 - Protomix (12/31/2013) [-]
Fascinat’n,” slurred Mundungus, whose eyes had glazed over once it became clear that Alan didn’t actually have a time turner on him.
“But time turners are still very limited,” continued Alan, more to himself than to Mundungus, “They can’t go more than seven hours back, and not forward at all, and only in increments of one hour, and they only work on Earth… no, they’re very clumsy, if one truly pauses to think about it.”
“What’s yer point?”
“My point is that while wizards are slowly stagnating in their backwards remnant of the Dark Ages, Muggles are making progress, ever reaching for the light. Do you know that they don’t need magic to craft a hand of living silver?”
“Bah,” was Mundungus’s only reply, “You’d be best mates with that Weasley nutcase at the ministry, you would.”
Alan stood up, silently casting an infantes gelata to check for paradoxes. “I don’t know why I bother with you,” he sighed, “you’ve just wasted another two minutes of my time. Perhaps I bother because I have time to waste.”
And he twisted, as if to apparate, but instead faded out of existence with a distinct vworp. The air swirled in the wake of his departure, blowing back Mundungus’s straggly ginger hair.
“Muggleborns,” the short wizard muttered, then turned back to his drink.
••••••••
Thirty minutes earlier, Alan lounged contentedly within his quieting barrier, stirring his cup of tea absently and rereading one of his favourite Muggle books. He wondered, vaguely, which planet held the nearest sapient life, and what their magic would look like…
User avatar #148 - newforomador (12/31/2013) [-]
Did you decide to use 'infantes gelata' or is it really a spell. I just looked up on google translate what it means, and I'm guessing it's a reference to one of the earlier doctor whos. I haven't watched them though, so I'm not sure. Just so anybody seeing this knows, it's Latin and translates to 'jelly babies'
#79 - i appreciate the notion, Hippocrates, but that's giving him a … 12/19/2013 on Jaden's got the answer 0
#92 - anywhere between 95 and 99% actually 12/19/2013 on Jellyfish and green dye +1
#13 - this post was 3 years ago who the **** are you 12/05/2013 on Pokemon Science 0
#64 - thank  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2013 on Maths +4
#75 - ryderjbudde (11/29/2013) [-]
welcomes
#9 - He sank his own ship just to kill the captain  [+] (4 new replies) 11/29/2013 on Maths +77
User avatar #135 - chiopet (05/07/2014) [-]
hue
User avatar #29 - trivdiego (11/29/2013) [-]
thats a good quote
#64 - Protomix (11/29/2013) [-]
thank
#75 - ryderjbudde (11/29/2013) [-]
welcomes
#39 - it looks like he killed that green asshole who lives in the garbage  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2013 on Macklemoar +21
User avatar #59 - heartlessrobot (11/28/2013) [-]
You mean the giant, sentient nug of weed?
#45 - the worst thing was I had gotten SO pumped for this game, the …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2013 on not title 0
User avatar #53 - drtrousersnake (11/25/2013) [-]
all my friends played spore and talked about it all the time during my freshman year of highschool. When I finally tried it, it was a huge letdown. Same thing happened with Red Dead Redemption, Skyrim, and various other games where they were enjoyable, but did not live up to the hype.

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#68 - 4chan refugee (07/02/2013) [-]
Despite not knowing you, after having stalked your page for a solid five minutes in my infinite boredom, I have decided I love you. Rather, I have decided I love the impression you leave: intellect, humor, and a subtle apathy towards the monotony that is existence all wrapped up in one nice, neat little package....or so my mind imagines. Anyways, I just thought you might find it nice to hear that someone out there thinks you're cool and other such ******** . Adieu, monsieur.
#67 - 4chan refugee (06/02/2012) [-]
I like the avatar you have so don't mind me, just going to save it. Why I commented I don't know.
User avatar #60 - Alexbrc (12/15/2011) [-]
still play minecraft?
User avatar #61 to #63 - Protomix (12/15/2011) [-]
sure, why?
User avatar #62 to #64 - Alexbrc (12/15/2011) [-]
im making my own server right now but i still need to put in necessary plugins
User avatar #63 to #65 - Alexbrc (12/15/2011) [-]
plugins i have right now are worldedit, worldgaurd, warps, and falsebook
User avatar #64 to #66 - Protomix (12/15/2011) [-]
I'd be happy to join when it's done
User avatar #65 to #67 - Alexbrc (12/15/2011) [-]
alright ill let you know when ive got the needed plugins
User avatar #66 to #68 - Protomix (01/07/2012) [-]
how's the server coming along?
#55 - bobJML (03/22/2011) [-]
What's up?
What's up?
#56 to #58 - Protomix (03/22/2011) [-]
not much, you?
not much, you?
User avatar #57 to #59 - bobJML (03/22/2011) [-]
Working on an English paper.
User avatar #58 to #60 - Protomix (03/22/2011) [-]
memorizing Anthony's Funeral Oration
User avatar #52 - SoulStealer (12/30/2010) [-]
Can I get the movie your avatar is from please?
User avatar #53 to #55 - Protomix (12/30/2010) [-]
Madagascar 2
User avatar #54 to #56 - SoulStealer (12/30/2010) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #51 - Dreadroth (12/18/2010) [-]
hey man, just wanted to say congrats on getting good copies of celebrity jeopardy together, keep up the good work!!
User avatar #50 - Ulmer (11/30/2010) [-]
your avatar makes me squee :D
#48 - TheLOSTie **User deleted account** (08/28/2010) [-]
i think your avatar is a ditto
#47 - queenyashi (08/09/2010) [-]
No! Man I can't take you anymore! How DARE you!!! Gah!


Your avatar forgot the three legendary birds :(
What? Did you think I was hating you???
User avatar #45 - SmoothOperator (07/11/2010) [-]
i got bored so i thumbed up all your content.
User avatar #46 to #47 - Protomix (07/11/2010) [-]
'preciate it bro
#44 - TheCloud **User deleted account** (06/07/2010) [-]
Nice avatar dude :D
#31 - MIBI **User deleted account** (06/05/2010) [-]
wut
User avatar #32 to #33 - Protomix (06/05/2010) [-]
Wut?
#33 to #34 - MIBI **User deleted account** (06/06/2010) [-]
HUh?
User avatar #34 to #35 - Protomix (06/06/2010) [-]
whu...?
#35 to #36 - MIBI **User deleted account** (06/06/2010) [-]
wHu...? ?
User avatar #36 to #37 - Protomix (06/06/2010) [-]
who?
#37 to #38 - MIBI **User deleted account** (06/06/2010) [-]
why?
User avatar #38 to #39 - Protomix (06/06/2010) [-]
when?
#39 to #40 - MIBI **User deleted account** (06/06/2010) [-]
How?
User avatar #40 to #41 - Protomix (06/06/2010) [-]
where?
#41 to #42 - MIBI **User deleted account** (06/06/2010) [-]
With who?
User avatar #42 to #43 - Protomix (06/06/2010) [-]
good talk
#43 to #44 - MIBI **User deleted account** (06/06/2010) [-]
Yes Indeed.
#28 - arcadelips **User deleted account** (05/29/2010) [-]
Seriously dude? You got that avatar off of Deviantart. I don't care that you're using it but quit claiming it as your own.
User avatar #29 to #30 - Protomix (06/01/2010) [-]
this one? oh no, i never claimed to have made this one, i had a different avatar that i had made myself when he asked me. i just knew that would confuse people
#30 to #31 - arcadelips **User deleted account** (06/01/2010) [-]
oh, okay, sorry for sounding like a dick then :D
User avatar #27 - PedoHunter (05/28/2010) [-]
cool avatar
lmaoz
User avatar #23 - ThatRussianGuy (05/27/2010) [-]
dude your avatar is...... i am simply speechless.....
User avatar #24 to #25 - Protomix (05/28/2010) [-]
whut? wut about it?
User avatar #25 to #26 - ThatRussianGuy (05/28/2010) [-]
NOOOOO YOU CHANGED YOUR AVATAR TO A GENERIC ONE!!!!

PLZ CHANGE IT BACK, IT WAS A RAY OF HOPE IN THIS DULL WORLD!!!
User avatar #26 to #27 - Protomix (05/28/2010) [-]
why were u speechless?
User avatar #22 - yoyoyok (05/02/2010) [-]
yoker approves of your avitar, 1 cookie fer you :3
User avatar #20 - lulzman (04/25/2010) [-]
avatar is epic +1 internetz for u
User avatar #21 to #22 - Protomix (04/25/2010) [-]
thanking you very
User avatar #16 - Fuss (04/17/2010) [-]
No D:
User avatar #17 to #18 - Protomix (04/17/2010) [-]
Wut?
User avatar #18 to #19 - Fuss (04/17/2010) [-]
You said you might know me then asked if I lived in Texas
User avatar #19 to #20 - Protomix (04/17/2010) [-]
ah okay lol
User avatar #15 - OMGCAA (04/16/2010) [-]
Your avatar now is truly hypnotizing.
User avatar #13 - DandyLilFucker (04/14/2010) [-]
Beast Avatar:)
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