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Date Signed Up:12/22/2009
Last Login:1/24/2012
Location:Puerto rico
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if you need goggle to find where puerto rico is,dont talk to me.
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#104 - thats how i feel when im communicating with any female. They a…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2012 on luls +1
#112 - anonymous Comment deleted by Procean
#200 - well then my mum would be asking why the hell are the cabinets…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/23/2012 on Just one question... 0
User avatar #268 - grimmzero (01/24/2012) [-]
one word. Redecorating. :D
User avatar #264 - spellspot (01/23/2012) [-]
I think she'd be more concerned about you fapping.
#178 - considering im a 6 foot tall,200 pound dude, yeah i need spidy…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/23/2012 on Just one question... +1
User avatar #180 - grimmzero (01/23/2012) [-]
Or.. You could remove the cabinets from the wall and place them on the floor and fap there... just saying.
User avatar #200 - Procean (01/23/2012) [-]
well then my mum would be asking why the hell are the cabinets now on the floor?
User avatar #268 - grimmzero (01/24/2012) [-]
one word. Redecorating. :D
User avatar #264 - spellspot (01/23/2012) [-]
I think she'd be more concerned about you fapping.
#341 - tis the fate of mostly anonimous lovers, promises can be made …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2012 on Size matters 0
#347 - stanonymous (01/23/2012) [-]
Ah, internet love is always unrequited. Or, not unrequited but unfulfilled. It seems the Montague-Capulet feud is arising. Thank you, Mrs. Smith, for getting that damn book engraved into my brain.
Wax philosophy all you want. I'll just pretend we're in a bad french movie and smile when you mention Descartes.
#175 - not to self, get spiderman powers.  [+] (6 new replies) 01/23/2012 on Just one question... 0
User avatar #177 - grimmzero (01/23/2012) [-]
This took me a bit to figure out what you were saying. I then realized that you meant note and that you were implying that the cabinets were on the wall. You wouldn't need spidey powers if you were truly talented. :p
User avatar #178 - Procean (01/23/2012) [-]
considering im a 6 foot tall,200 pound dude, yeah i need spidy powers to pull it off.
User avatar #180 - grimmzero (01/23/2012) [-]
Or.. You could remove the cabinets from the wall and place them on the floor and fap there... just saying.
User avatar #200 - Procean (01/23/2012) [-]
well then my mum would be asking why the hell are the cabinets now on the floor?
User avatar #268 - grimmzero (01/24/2012) [-]
one word. Redecorating. :D
User avatar #264 - spellspot (01/23/2012) [-]
I think she'd be more concerned about you fapping.
#332 - well I apologize then bra, im sure i could show you what i mea…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/23/2012 on Size matters 0
#334 - stanonymous (01/23/2012) [-]
You're proposition is interesting. I'd take you up on it, but current locations are indeed a troubling factor.
User avatar #341 - Procean (01/23/2012) [-]
tis the fate of mostly anonimous lovers, promises can be made but unless the stars align with god smiling upon thee, and you turn out to be neighbors, nothing can really be...[exscuse me, i tend to be somewhat philosophical late at night] [also lol]
#347 - stanonymous (01/23/2012) [-]
Ah, internet love is always unrequited. Or, not unrequited but unfulfilled. It seems the Montague-Capulet feud is arising. Thank you, Mrs. Smith, for getting that damn book engraved into my brain.
Wax philosophy all you want. I'll just pretend we're in a bad french movie and smile when you mention Descartes.
#158 - No not really, we kind just store everything in the cabinets a…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/23/2012 on Just one question... +1
User avatar #164 - grimmzero (01/23/2012) [-]
fap in a fetal position behind the open cabinets
User avatar #175 - Procean (01/23/2012) [-]
not to self, get spiderman powers.
User avatar #177 - grimmzero (01/23/2012) [-]
This took me a bit to figure out what you were saying. I then realized that you meant note and that you were implying that the cabinets were on the wall. You wouldn't need spidey powers if you were truly talented. :p
User avatar #178 - Procean (01/23/2012) [-]
considering im a 6 foot tall,200 pound dude, yeah i need spidy powers to pull it off.
User avatar #180 - grimmzero (01/23/2012) [-]
Or.. You could remove the cabinets from the wall and place them on the floor and fap there... just saying.
User avatar #200 - Procean (01/23/2012) [-]
well then my mum would be asking why the hell are the cabinets now on the floor?
User avatar #268 - grimmzero (01/24/2012) [-]
one word. Redecorating. :D
User avatar #264 - spellspot (01/23/2012) [-]
I think she'd be more concerned about you fapping.
#486 - face it bro, were getting old.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2012 on Dave Grohl 0
#494 - tkfourtwoone (01/23/2012) [-]
Sabbath reunites in 2012 for new album & tour, fuck getting old!

Here's Ozzy laughing at your shennanigans
#483 - yeah i've been spamming the new sleeping with sirens since i got it  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2012 on Dave Grohl 0
User avatar #489 - ovencats (01/23/2012) [-]
oh my gawd is was so fricken Amazing.
#475 - sure i guess,no homo  [+] (3 new replies) 01/23/2012 on Dave Grohl 0
User avatar #479 - ovencats (01/23/2012) [-]
because i have been on a non-stop listening rampage on those bands these past few weeks
User avatar #483 - Procean (01/23/2012) [-]
yeah i've been spamming the new sleeping with sirens since i got it
User avatar #489 - ovencats (01/23/2012) [-]
oh my gawd is was so fricken Amazing.
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#35 - xrayglasses (01/02/2012) [-]
I loved your avatar <3
I loved your avatar <3

User avatar #36 to #35 - Procean (01/02/2012) [-]
thanks =D
User avatar #8 - zeldamonsta (09/27/2011) [-]
The reply button has disappeared! I cannot find it. Oh well. Yeah. The states are already pretty bankrupt. We basically belong to China right now, anyways, we're so in debt, so giving 6000 away to every student who was below a high income would be like building mansions for all of our homeless people.
User avatar #9 to #8 - Procean (09/27/2011) [-]
Oh yeah,that happens after you reply a certain amount of times, if they didnt controll that,there would be floods of purple lines everywhere, also Lol, yeah, but theres not much you can do about that, i mean, half the shit we bu is made in China or Japan, about the only truly american shit we buy is Mc'd's, which wont spend a dime to help american economy so they can keep their pockets nice and fat. but thats life right?
User avatar #10 to #9 - zeldamonsta (09/27/2011) [-]
True. I think it's funniest when rednecks here are buying their guns and knives and complaining about other countries and hyping up all the freedom stuff and most of all their weapons and ammo was either made in China, Japan, or Russia, but then, all the Americana Spirit hippies I grew up around buy simple things, like pots and pans, and practical stuff that is actually made in the US and they know it is. That was why they bought it, other than they needed something to fry their tofu in. and yet, all the rednecks are complaining about how "hippies" are dirty far lefties who would should just move to Europe, or they call the Eurotrash because they visited Europe once or are supportive of other countries. I get called Eurotrash sometimes because my dad's an iommigrant from Slovakia.
User avatar #11 to #10 - Procean (09/27/2011) [-]
Again, im not surpprised really, for all it's freedoms, 'real Americans' are usually the most racist bunch of people you would ever meet, simply out of the fact that the USA is a superpower, I would honestly love to see a redneck in a few years after china,japan,india and russia leave USA in the dust although i would think their ego's wouldnt let them suffer much. That or if someone could show them what would happen if the USA lost the support of all those countries that 'suck'. On a side note, thats pretty interesting, my mums from Uruguay actually. [not sure how that fits with Slovakia,but oh well.
User avatar #12 to #11 - zeldamonsta (09/27/2011) [-]
yeah. most rednecks are too ignorant or proud to admit that they could even possibly be wrong. And yeah, being someone who comes from my mother who can speak spanish and my dad who used to be able to speak Slovak, I'm pretty pathetic. With most languages, no matter how much i really learn or how hard i study, i only am able to retain a few words. Like, I've been trying to learn Japanese for the past year (by book tho) and so far, I can only sometimes tell if the've asked a question and I can pick apart some of the words when they speak (like in films and usually only the few words i know) it's the same with spanish, and in Slovak, i only know "I", "blood", "wind", "water", "little cat", "and good day", which can for some reason double as "okay" and "Good"
User avatar #13 to #12 - Procean (09/27/2011) [-]
Well, to me, I think honestly learning a language is something you got to be either born with [like your parents taught you since you were young] or you live in place that only speaks the language [like moving from the US to Germany and having to learn German to live and such] cuz ive tried to learn japanese, but i cant really get past a few words. But like i said,if you want to learn i could try to tutor you if you'd like.
User avatar #14 to #13 - zeldamonsta (09/27/2011) [-]
Thanks, but my mom's been trying for about four years now and the only full sentence i can decipher is "What's happening, my daughter?" Besides all the words that Texans use and most don't realize are spanish. Like gracias and por favor (Which really annoys me when they use this one because they use it as if it's the english word "favor") I'm sure i know more spanish than I think I do, but it just isn't common practice for me. What's funny to me tho, even tho I completely understand, is my mom's reaction to a lot of Texas high school students she teaches who call the language "Mexican"
User avatar #16 to #14 - Procean (09/27/2011) [-]
Yeah, I find that funny sometimes too. What pisses me off tho is when they bunch up all latinos as inheritly being mexican,that really gets me, i mean, At least us puertoricans take great offence to being called mexican, quickets way to get a true puertorican mad is by calling him a mexican, and insiting that out little island is a part of mexico.
#17 to #16 - zeldamonsta (09/27/2011) [-]
There's like, 5 countries between Puerto Rico and Mexico?
#20 to #17 - Procean (09/27/2011) [-]
It never ceases to amaze me really. And its more like three or four depending where you look at it. [Cuba,Jamaica, Dominican republic and Haiti]
User avatar #22 to #20 - zeldamonsta (09/27/2011) [-]
Yeah. In my history class last semester, there was this chick who sat on my left and thought Cuba was somewhere in between China and California. I was like, "Da fuck? do you mean Hawaii, Taiwan, or Japan?" and she just gave me this look like I was being stupid and turned and asked the girl on the other side of her. In retrospect, i think I could have been more helpful. I have lots of those types of little regrets
User avatar #23 to #22 - Procean (09/27/2011) [-]
Honestly, i've tried edjucating people like them, but most of the time they either throw it back at your face, or simply dont care, and spout even more stupid crap.
User avatar #27 to #23 - zeldamonsta (09/27/2011) [-]
yeah, that's part of the reason I'm not very social. I've been through k-12 with those type of people and after a while, it gets tiring having them treat you like YOU'RE the stupid one. So I just don't say much to anyone anymore.
User avatar #29 to #27 - Procean (09/27/2011) [-]
I know the feel, most of my life im surrounded by kakos [puertorican versions of gangter wannabes] like if your not kako, your stupid or just plain weird, and to give you an idea,there usually [not always] as smart as rednecks, only listen to reaggeton, and think all music is crap, and they think there all that,even if their fat fucks.
User avatar #31 to #29 - Procean (09/27/2011) [-]
oh and they get mad if you dont talk spanish to them like they literally say "were not in america,speak spanish"
User avatar #18 to #17 - zeldamonsta (09/27/2011) [-]
Maybe not all countries, but at the very least two land masses
User avatar #19 to #18 - zeldamonsta (09/27/2011) [-]
And a bunch of little islands. Those little islands fucked the conquistadors over long time.
User avatar #25 to #19 - Procean (09/27/2011) [-]
Oh btw,I g2g, i got My army physical in like 30 min's, lets pick this up later when i come back or something,you got MSN or anything other then FJ?
User avatar #28 to #25 - zeldamonsta (09/27/2011) [-]
No. Just email. Good luck!
User avatar #30 to #28 - Procean (09/27/2011) [-]
give it to me anyways, ttyl.
User avatar #32 to #30 - zeldamonsta (09/27/2011) [-]
woowoot888@ yahoo.com. later.
User avatar #34 to #32 - Procean (09/27/2011) [-]
remind me to help you make an Messenger account, it could be usefull. Mine is omarpocho1992@ hotmail.com btw.
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User avatar #21 to #19 - Procean (09/27/2011) [-]
Actually,at least in puerto rico,its the other way around =w= after the tainos found out that the conquistadors qerent 'gods' lets just say shit hit the fan,and bitches got raped, eventually tainos and spaniards made boricuas,and to put it one way,we took alot more form our fathers side than from our mothers if you know what i mean.
User avatar #24 to #21 - zeldamonsta (09/27/2011) [-]
Yeah, but i just like the way my History teacher keeps wording it this semester. "Now, when the conquistadors made their way over here, *points to map* they were seen as gods, and they used that to their advantage, cuz they were just looking for treasures and stuff anyway, but then when the natives learned the truth, They were royally pissed off."
User avatar #26 to #24 - Procean (09/27/2011) [-]
Little bit,yeah.
User avatar #15 to #14 - zeldamonsta (09/27/2011) [-]
those imbred little bastards
User avatar #4 - questionaire (12/02/2010) [-]
take that FUCKING picture of team edward off now!
#2 - youtookpoop ONLINE (09/07/2010) [-]
for you =))
User avatar #1 - Amrx (07/16/2010) [-]
What happened.... was that the mat where the fish bowl is sitting on was actually floating in the ocean, and that all of a sudden a shark came and ate the bowl, with Elvis in it...

Then Pedobears cousin, Pedofish came and started molesting Steve, then the shark came and ate them both.

Deep inside the stomach of the shark, them both get spat out into the fishbowl again, much to the joy and happiness. Steve says never again will he do something like that again, and that he will stay inside forever(even if he is getting molested by Pedofish....)

Then all of a sudden.... Justin Beibers head and body parts come rushing into the stomach also.... they realise they are in North Korean waters!!

Then we wait for part 3 ;) Here is your new comic
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