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#141 - His fingers look like pale carrots. 01/21/2013 on Lego Upgrade 0
#39 - When my candle gets hot it usually gets harder. 01/20/2013 on how hot my apartment got... 0
#30 - Funnyjunk, you post it, we retoast it. 01/17/2013 on Tumblr +3
#130 - You must've been there. 01/17/2013 on Danish comedian posts this +21
#69 - Now that's what I call 4D.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/16/2013 on Police Chase +1
#86 - broorb (01/16/2013) [-]
#12 - I meant it in a funny way, by the way. Because either way it i… 01/14/2013 on Vampire love +1
#11 - You just made me realize something. GO FUCK YOURSELF! 01/14/2013 on Vampire love 0
#14 - I lost it at the channel. 01/14/2013 on Too far 0
#13 - OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO… 01/14/2013 on Too far +1
#35 - I see how it is, because Cat is gay Dog has to suck dick. Th… 01/14/2013 on Cartoons in college +7
#1 - Push the brake. Go on I dare you. 01/13/2013 on what title 0
#38 - That is because his wife died, right?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/13/2013 on The evolution of Rick Grimes -8
User avatar #49 - deltadevilbladebtu (01/13/2013) [-]
he stopped giving fucks the last episode of the 2nd season
User avatar #46 - thebritishguy (01/13/2013) [-]
he would have been desensitised to all the killing and shit, he would have gotten used to the apocalypse lifestyle
#6 - You're fucking who?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2013 on fuck you too +11
User avatar #8 - friedpotato (01/12/2013) [-]
Poor.
#514 - This is proof that dinosaurs were able to communicate. The han…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2013 on aww yeah dinosaurs +2
#519 - N. Korean citizen (01/11/2013) [-]
It's not a dinosaur--it's a Moa foot. They were a giant species of bird from New Zealand that died several hundred years ago.
User avatar #523 - mrdrpage (01/11/2013) [-]
YOU'RE A FUCKING MOA.
#257 - Not Muslims. a genre of fucked people who claim to be Muslims.…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2013 on Why? -2
User avatar #266 - dutchbag (01/10/2013) [-]
Are you referring to Shiites?
User avatar #258 - LordOfNoobs (01/10/2013) [-]
Fair enough, I'm not that into thing kind of thing, or religion at all tbh, but I remember something about this from school.

Forgive me if I offended you somehow :)
#238 - This is what I saw. 01/09/2013 on Listening to 1D +22
#66 - This.. is not shopped...  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2013 on How I know my sister has... +26
#180 - sulaco (01/08/2013) [-]
sekihotai... is... is it your house?
User avatar #218 - sekihotai (01/09/2013) [-]
MAYBE..
#38 - What this post made me realize: 1-There is too many gay …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/08/2013 on Captain Jack Harkness for ya +5
User avatar #53 - ulquiorratheespada (01/08/2013) [-]
I'm not gay.
I just love cock.
So technically I'm black.
User avatar #46 - Hreidmar (01/08/2013) [-]
I'm not gay, but 20 bucks is 20 bucks.
User avatar #39 - ilovehitler (01/08/2013) [-]
There can never be too many gay people.
#6 - I hope there won't be FlyingBut- oh.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/07/2013 on Fucking Scorpions. 0
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#2 - I used to buy games to play them, but now I just buy them to s…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2013 on i think i can relate 0
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#26 - Picture 01/07/2013 on yep +50
#44 - He has his pants on backwards for easier anal entry. 01/06/2013 on Sweeg +15
#3 - You want feels? My grandpa's last word to us was &quo…  [+] (36 new replies) 01/06/2013 on In the Feels man +248
#431 - felixjarl (01/07/2013) [-]
Made me burst out with joy. To think that in even the darkest hour you can be happy.
User avatar #424 - XboxJunky (01/07/2013) [-]
Omg...I didn't ask for these feels!
#423 - minderuleslol (01/07/2013) [-]
Lydia's last words to me were... I'l cover you. I still cry sometimes.... But then I realised how much of a doorway-blocking-bitch she was.
User avatar #417 - animepost (01/07/2013) [-]
I have a similar story.

My Grandmother took care of all of us.
I mean all of us.
My parents, my uncles, my cousins, our family friends.

On her deathbed, we all stood around her, sobbing of course.
The heartbreak came when she spoke to each and every one of us, one by one,
making sure we were all doing well in our lives so her work was done... And she could finally rest.

(To my mom/dad): Louise... keep Raymond out of trouble... Be sure to take that vacation soon.
(To my uncle): Gerald... How is business? Are you financially stable? that's good to hear...
(To my cousin): Good luck with job hunting, Shawn... I know I'd be eager to hire you.

and many more.

Her final words before passing will never escape my memory:
"I'm glad you're all settled. I think I'll rest now... I'm so tired..."
#407 - abcdxyz (01/07/2013) [-]
I'm not sure what my gandpa's last words were. My brother couldn't take being in the hospital room, so I took him to a kids reading area while my parents and aunts and uncles stayed with him. He had cancer, and went very peacefully for how quickly his condition worsened.

pic is how I feel right now
User avatar #165 - crowdpleazer (01/07/2013) [-]
let go of your past jon look to tomorrow i may not be here in body but ill love you till the end- my grandfather
#143 - xnotcreative (01/07/2013) [-]
The last time I seen my dad alive was when he was in the hospital.

I remember how we were all called in one by one to see him, and as the oldest, I was the first one to go in and see him, but he just looked at me with his withered eyes and asked me "Where's my favourite one...".

I could barely hear him as his lungs just underwent surgery, so I walked in closer to him, held his hands, and asked him gently to repeat himself just to make sure I heard him correctly. He shook off my hands, and told me to "Bring in the youngest... I want to see the youngest..."

After 5 fuckin years of beating me, and FIVE FUCKIN YEARS of trying to impress him, you would assume I would at least deserve a fuckin "I love you" BEFORE HE FUCKIN DIED, BUT NO, IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT THE FUCKIN YOUNGEST

WHY THE FUCK WOULDN'T HE LOVE ME?
#400 - crowdpleazer (01/07/2013) [-]
as an eldest sibling. i know not your pain my freind. i cant put myself in your shoes for i have not lost my father but i know i am not his favorite. all i know is we are there as the first. we are there to pave the ways for our brothers and sisters. we are the test subjects to someone who doesn't know how to be a parent. we are put through pain and suffering at times were we cant turn to anyone else. i know i am just some stranger behind a computer screen but my freind, i wish you the best with your life and i hope the past doesn't weigh you down. i hope you can stand strong my freind and know even though we are not the favorites we paved the way for though's who are. we are truly the strongest.
#413 - stormtrooperface (01/07/2013) [-]
i wish i could double thumb that
#217 - N. Korean citizen (01/07/2013) [-]
I love you son, be good for me.
#106 - WhattheNorris (01/07/2013) [-]
My grandfather's last words to his son, my father, who sat next to him while he died, and visited him nearly twice a week since his diagnosis were, "Who are you?"

Never seen my dad cry so hard.
User avatar #454 - daentraya (01/07/2013) [-]
Both my dad and grandad died by not eating, since they both have been diagnosed with cancer, and it's the easiest way out since getting help to it is illegal here. My dad died a few days after getting an apartment, getting it furnished, and sitting in his chair like a happy man with a bed and everything prepared for me. He had reached his dream right before it. My granddad died with his family around him.
I wish your's could at least have died with family around him, peacefully, knowing who they were..
User avatar #458 - WhattheNorris (01/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, if only. I'm glad your father and grandfather died happy men, and sorry they had to die at all.
User avatar #461 - daentraya (01/07/2013) [-]
Shit happens. The only thing you can do is to try and get over it. And since my grandad would have his legs amputated and be unable to do more, I'm glad he died like that without pain. He's a stubborn man, he wouldnt could live like that. Shame bout my dad tho. He was a great one at that. But i have my mom, and she's the best fucking mom ever, and due to her hard work, we're all doing well with education and economy
User avatar #464 - WhattheNorris (01/07/2013) [-]
Good, I'm glad for you ^_^
User avatar #465 - daentraya (01/07/2013) [-]
I hope the amount of shit your way is low, and that whatever shit hits you, you can overcome.
User avatar #467 - WhattheNorris (01/07/2013) [-]
Thank you, I hope the very best to you.
User avatar #202 - diddymonster (01/07/2013) [-]
i know that feel all too well
and i'll have to go through it all over again with my Dad


fuck huntingtons disease
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User avatar #460 - WhattheNorris (01/07/2013) [-]
Fuck alzheimer's. Fuck huntington's. Fuck cancer.
User avatar #471 - diddymonster (01/07/2013) [-]
fuck aids, wait?.....that sounds like a bad idea
#55 - squishysquashy (01/07/2013) [-]
I didn't ask for this
User avatar #31 - goobyman (01/06/2013) [-]
I never heard my granpa's last words.
I was in another country when he died...
#141 - waterbottlemanboy (01/07/2013) [-]
Me too, my Grandparents lived in Canada.
User avatar #26 - foelkera (01/06/2013) [-]
I never got to meet my grandfather
#197 - N. Korean citizen (01/07/2013) [-]
you will one day
User avatar #18 - Jesusnipples (01/06/2013) [-]
My cat's last words were "mrowr"
I know that feel bruh
User avatar #15 - ningyoaijin (01/06/2013) [-]
Really? That's a coincidence. When my dad died, his last words were "euuuuueagaeeh! EEEH!" before urinating and going limp. Gotta learn to joke about this shit, you know. I'd be broken if I didn't.
#13 - schecterxgee (01/06/2013) [-]
My Grandpa's last words to me were "All you had to do, was follow the damn train"

< Mfw
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User avatar #9 - howunexpected (01/06/2013) [-]
My step-dads(only father I've known) last words to me were "You disappoint me"
#372 - strictlypornos (01/07/2013) [-]
im proud of you
#4 - bjartur (01/06/2013) [-]
My gramps last words actually fucking were " you were my favourite " to me, ofc I burst out in tears

I never knew that I was his favourite.
that was 4 years ago and I still cry about it sometimes

inb4 LYYL UR A DUMB FAGET
User avatar #301 - WheresMyAccount (01/07/2013) [-]
LYYL UR A DUMB FAGET
User avatar #6 - mousekill (01/06/2013) [-]
my granpa's were along along the lines of "that was some good alcohol, son, i feel like sleeping now, good night"
#218 - flutterdoc (01/07/2013) [-]
that sounds like something my grandfather would have said if he could remember his name
#116 - Tries to roll a fail dubs, gets dubs. FJ logic. 01/06/2013 on Silly Feminists +25
#102 - "Do what you will, I reached my goal." &quo…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2013 on Silly Feminists +13
User avatar #106 - RequieminMortis (01/06/2013) [-]
"My ancestors are smiling upon me, Imperial. Can you say the same?"
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User avatar #46 - commandurrazor **User deleted account** (10/19/2012) [-]
poverty
User avatar #43 - qazzuiop (09/26/2012) [-]
The prophet was phone.
User avatar #44 to #43 - Poor (09/26/2012) [-]
>No.
User avatar #45 to #44 - qazzuiop (09/26/2012) [-]
>yes
User avatar #40 - mane (09/21/2012) [-]
حلييييب
User avatar #41 to #40 - Poor (09/22/2012) [-]
لبنننننن
User avatar #42 to #41 - mane (09/22/2012) [-]
xD
#38 - kaycie (07/27/2012) [-]
**kaycie rolled a random image posted in comment #125 at description is a bitch ** Happy Birthday
User avatar #39 to #38 - Poor (07/27/2012) [-]
Oh my gosh, thanks for that, really.
User avatar #23 - PAtrickINcident (07/26/2011) [-]
Happy Birthday Poor!
User avatar #24 to #23 - Poor (07/26/2011) [-]
Thanks man, you don't know how much this means. :)
User avatar #25 to #24 - PAtrickINcident (07/27/2011) [-]
No problem man. PM me sometime and talk about music and FJ and shit
User avatar #26 to #25 - Poor (07/27/2011) [-]
We'll see. :)
#21 - N. Korean citizen (03/15/2011) [-]
I love Gogol Bordello too.
User avatar #22 to #21 - Poor (03/15/2011) [-]
k.
User avatar #1 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account** (10/14/2010) [-]
Feel bad? I think you should. We ran out of thread...
User avatar #2 to #1 - Poor (10/14/2010) [-]
I am proud to say the person who took my profile comment virginity is you.

Now add me. ._.
User avatar #3 to #2 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account** (10/14/2010) [-]
I would love to, yet i lack the proper skills. You do it!
User avatar #4 to #3 - Poor (10/14/2010) [-]
I have a good way to settle this, THUMB WAR!!!

you will win though, so....RPS?
User avatar #5 to #4 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account** (10/14/2010) [-]
RPS?
User avatar #6 to #5 - Poor (10/14/2010) [-]
Rock paper scissors.
#7 to #6 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account** (10/14/2010) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #8 to #7 - Poor (10/14/2010) [-]
Lol, nice GIF.

I think we can always be friends without having to actually add each other.

I don't think that would effect anything, right?
User avatar #9 to #8 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account** (10/14/2010) [-]
Yes. IT WOULD. We can't possibly be friends unless we show up on each other's friends lists... WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

Everyone knows that!
User avatar #10 to #9 - Poor (10/14/2010) [-]
I guess I am just far too lonely.

You activated my trap, it makes people add me to their friends list, because I am lonely.
User avatar #11 to #10 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account** (10/14/2010) [-]
Aw. What a shame...

You should add me.
User avatar #12 to #11 - Poor (10/14/2010) [-]
What sucks is we both are stubborn people,

ITS POINTLESS. Add me pls.
User avatar #13 to #12 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account** (10/14/2010) [-]
I can't. I made a vow not to add anybody and accept all incoming invites.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Poor (10/14/2010) [-]
Well I did not make a vow.

You sneaky bastard.
User avatar #15 to #14 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account** (10/14/2010) [-]
lol. I wasn't even joking with the whole vow comment, and i appreciate you finally giving in.

WHO'S MY BITCH!
User avatar #16 to #15 - Poor (10/14/2010) [-]
I AM NOT YOUR BITCH, I am your friend.

But you can say I am a bit gullible, since I gave in.

You win this one, as I said earlier.
User avatar #17 to #16 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account** (10/14/2010) [-]
No, not gullible. I ACTUALLY did make a vow. You're just the less stubborn of us. :D
User avatar #18 to #17 - Poor (10/14/2010) [-]
CURSE YOU VILLLAANNNNN...!!!
User avatar #19 to #18 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account** (10/14/2010) [-]
Now. Let the fucking, COMMENCE!
User avatar #20 to #19 - Poor (10/14/2010) [-]
Imma go out for the city, I will catch you later.

Peace~
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