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Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:8/25/2014
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#11 - Hey dude, nice **** . thumb ed up. 12/16/2011 on Comp o fucks +6
#190 - >Shapeshift into Kool-Aid man. >Oh yeah. 12/16/2011 on Oh 4chan. +7
#296 - If I ever go to a concert he is having, I would be this guy. 12/16/2011 on Give This Man a Medal... +27
#155 - No, no, no. You got it all wrong. We are adults … 12/15/2011 on True +4
#244 - Need more recoil, I say. 12/14/2011 on Hot Sniper +7
#190 - Lol. :D 12/14/2011 on what a discovery 0
#175 - What a feisty chap you are. 12/13/2011 on Bitch, get my ball! +3
#172 - Sure you do. ;) 12/13/2011 on Bitch, get my ball! +1
#169 - You do not deserve a grain of explanation, nor an apology. … 12/13/2011 on Bitch, get my ball! +5
#157 - You are homophobic. You are not a troll, you wish you were so … 12/13/2011 on Bitch, get my ball! +6
#26 - And I replied to the wrong person. **** .  [+] (3 new replies) 12/13/2011 on what a discovery +9
User avatar #140 - zionsype (12/14/2011) [-]
Replies to wrong person,
still gets thumbs up.
Whata twiest!
User avatar #70 - robobuster (12/13/2011) [-]
SIR, YOU BLEW UP MY BALL!
User avatar #190 - Poor (12/14/2011) [-]
Lol. :D
#25 - NO. NO. NO. NO. NO.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/13/2011 on what a discovery +27
User avatar #26 - Poor (12/13/2011) [-]
And I replied to the wrong person.

fuck.
User avatar #140 - zionsype (12/14/2011) [-]
Replies to wrong person,
still gets thumbs up.
Whata twiest!
User avatar #70 - robobuster (12/13/2011) [-]
SIR, YOU BLEW UP MY BALL!
User avatar #190 - Poor (12/14/2011) [-]
Lol. :D
#35 - Okay, guys. Story time. I was five years old, playing w…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/13/2011 on Bitch, get my ball! +263
#339 - brennanx (12/14/2011) [-]
still a better love story than twilight
#235 - thisitesux (12/13/2011) [-]
User avatar #162 - theeballsack (12/13/2011) [-]
Did youu listen to him? If you did and you never went outside again id assume you were fat
#109 - thisitesux (12/13/2011) [-]
User avatar #43 - Aleafe (12/13/2011) [-]
>kick ball into street where people drive and someone runs it over
>demand a new one
???
#361 - dubsgotrealhard (12/14/2011) [-]
**dubsgotrealhard rolled a random image posted in comment #789695 at FJ Pony Thread ** what really happened

Okay, guys. Story time.

OP was five years old, playing with a PENIS as kid. Kicked the ball, and some straight male ran it over with his car, stopped immediately. Richard Simmons raging;"SIR, YOU BLEW UP MY BALLS! GET ME A NEW PAIR." And I quote him perfectly when he said; "Oh dear, OP! I am so sorry!" He took off with OPs balls, whats left of them. Held them with me. He came back. Sure enough, he had new balls, a very neat expensive pair, not like my almost $2 that OP wears to school. He told me, "Dear boy, never talk to strangers, you could find a bad one that would rape your family on Cristmas. Never play with buttsex, because your balls might have been lost in OP's best friend. If you lose your balls, you can get a new pair, if your family loses you, they can never find another one like you." I took the balls and thanked him.



GGG existed in the nineties everyone. I still love him to this day, I never knew him, never saw him again, and if I do, I will thank him. Also, I never played in the streets again, the

MUDDY STREETS
User avatar #186 - cph (12/13/2011) [-]
his username is poor.
#306 - You brought a tear of nostalgia into my eye... Oh my go… 12/13/2011 on MOH Rising sun +1
#169 - Bitch, my hair is flawless. 12/11/2011 on Yes, you! +3
#177 - How to fap 101. 12/11/2011 on All My Life I've Told This +23
#50 - I just did your name. 12/10/2011 on Uh Oh +4
#68 - Fellow fappers, bow down to The King of Fap. 12/09/2011 on guy making face from... 0
#69 - <3 12/08/2011 on Oh god. +2
#65 - Well, I was absolutely not browsing anything related to sexy l…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/08/2011 on Oh god. +1
User avatar #66 - thisishardtofapto (12/08/2011) [-]
I was not implying anything like that. It's just a funny comment. I thumbed the pic btw :)
User avatar #69 - Poor (12/08/2011) [-]
<3
#27 - Awh. My bad.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2011 on Oh god. 0
User avatar #28 - roaringgiraffe (12/08/2011) [-]
It's chill bro.
#24 - Comment number 18. You saved his picture and reposted it. …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/08/2011 on Oh god. 0
User avatar #26 - roaringgiraffe (12/08/2011) [-]
Um no, didn't steal. I just didn't check the other comments. I will delete it if it bothers you sooo much that I accidentally reposted a comment.
User avatar #27 - Poor (12/08/2011) [-]
Awh. My bad.
User avatar #28 - roaringgiraffe (12/08/2011) [-]
It's chill bro.
#264 - How I reacted. 12/08/2011 on 2011 in pictures part deux +1
#36 - **** , the first problem is still happening to me.… 12/07/2011 on First Grade Problems 0
#37 - Did you just suck at copy/pasting? lmao  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2011 on moneyz +1
User avatar #38 - dudu (12/05/2011) [-]
yep :))

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#53 - kaycie (07/27/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #54 to #53 - Poor (08/25/2014) [-]
I am sorry I had a late response. I had a car accident and my hands are still broken. My brother is writing this message and he can't use proper punctuation for **** .

Anyways. Thank you so much Kaycie. I actually asked my brother to log me in because I was sure that you would be kind enough to wish me a happy birthday. Thank you again and I hope to remember your birthday.
User avatar #55 to #54 - kaycie (08/26/2014) [-]
oh no D: im sorry to hear that, I hope you heal up quickly and I hope everyone is okay!
#50 - kaycie (07/27/2013) [-]
**kaycie rolled a random image posted in comment #109 at screencap your desktop ** Happy Birthday you son of a bitch ************ . Also, ****** .
User avatar #51 to #50 - Poor (11/03/2013) [-]
Now I feel sad I missed your birthday greeting!! Thank you for remembering, again. I will try my best to remember your birthday. 29 days left.
#52 to #51 - kaycie (11/04/2013) [-]
dec. 2nd!
dec. 2nd!
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User avatar #43 - qazzuiop (09/26/2012) [-]
The prophet was phone.
User avatar #44 to #43 - Poor (09/26/2012) [-]
>No.
User avatar #45 to #44 - qazzuiop (09/26/2012) [-]
>yes
User avatar #40 - mane (09/21/2012) [-]
حلييييب
User avatar #41 to #40 - Poor (09/22/2012) [-]
لبنننننن
User avatar #42 to #41 - mane (09/22/2012) [-]
xD
#38 - kaycie (07/27/2012) [-]
**kaycie rolled a random image posted in comment #125 at description is a bitch ** Happy Birthday
User avatar #39 to #38 - Poor (07/27/2012) [-]
Oh my gosh, thanks for that, really.
User avatar #23 - PAtrickINcident (07/26/2011) [-]
Happy Birthday Poor!
User avatar #24 to #23 - Poor (07/26/2011) [-]
Thanks man, you don't know how much this means. :)
User avatar #25 to #24 - PAtrickINcident (07/27/2011) [-]
No problem man. PM me sometime and talk about music and FJ and ****
User avatar #26 to #25 - Poor (07/27/2011) [-]
We'll see. :)
#21 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/15/2011) [-]
I love Gogol Bordello too.
User avatar #22 to #21 - Poor (03/15/2011) [-]
k.
#1 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2 to #1 - Poor (10/14/2010) [-]
I am proud to say the person who took my profile comment virginity is you.

Now add me. ._.
#3 to #2 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #4 to #3 - Poor (10/14/2010) [-]
I have a good way to settle this, THUMB WAR!!!

you will win though, so....RPS?
#5 to #4 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #6 to #5 - Poor (10/14/2010) [-]
Rock paper scissors.
#7 to #6 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #8 to #7 - Poor (10/14/2010) [-]
Lol, nice GIF.

I think we can always be friends without having to actually add each other.

I don't think that would effect anything, right?
#9 to #8 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #10 to #9 - Poor (10/14/2010) [-]
I guess I am just far too lonely.

You activated my trap, it makes people add me to their friends list, because I am lonely.
#11 to #10 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #12 to #11 - Poor (10/14/2010) [-]
What sucks is we both are stubborn people,

ITS POINTLESS. Add me pls.
#13 to #12 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #14 to #13 - Poor (10/14/2010) [-]
Well I did not make a vow.

You sneaky bastard.
#15 to #14 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #16 to #15 - Poor (10/14/2010) [-]
I AM NOT YOUR BITCH, I am your friend.

But you can say I am a bit gullible, since I gave in.

You win this one, as I said earlier.
#17 to #16 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #18 to #17 - Poor (10/14/2010) [-]
CURSE YOU VILLLAANNNNN...!!!
#19 to #18 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #20 to #19 - Poor (10/14/2010) [-]
Imma go out for the city, I will catch you later.

Peace~
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