Dear Handwashonly, I am me everyday, and since I am me, I can not afford to use you, yet you can still be me, which makes you in a better position, since you can use me and you.

Know what I mean?

But that makes me Poor, and the government told me that's a bad thing. I am the 99%

But still, I am totally like, poorer than everyone. Ever since you know, games.

I am the 0.01. The 'Poor.'

And then you have to factor in what system you use...

Poor people's system. You probably never heard of it. Since its so underground.

HipsterRichard Simmons...

I am no hipster. But, Since I am absolutely bored out of my mind. They say 1% but they actually mean 0.99%, they just simplify it for you people. and when you add 99% to 0.99%, you get 99.99%, and I am that 0.01, which is a lonely bastard with no money, but loads of games. So yeah. That's me. ;D

I'm like...somewhere in the middle. Lots of games, enough money to support my habits, and sometimes lonely.

Pfft, I am not even that poor, I just live the character my name has to offer. The reason I always call myself Poor, is that it is a cool, short, easy to remember name. No one is ALWAYS lonely. Unless they live in a spaaaaaace. But yeah, I am like you. Enough money to support my habits, I like that.

In space* I apologize I am not quite awake.

Thanks man, you don't know how much this means. :)

No problem man. PM me sometime and talk about music and FJ and shit

We'll see. :)

k.

I am proud to say the person who took my profile comment virginity is you.

Now add me. ._.

I would love to, yet i lack the proper skills. You do it!

I have a good way to settle this, THUMB WAR!!!

you will win though, so....RPS?

RPS?

Rock paper scissors.

Lol, nice GIF.

I think we can always be friends without having to actually add each other.

I don't think that would effect anything, right?

Yes. IT WOULD. We can't possibly be friends unless we show up on each other's friends lists... WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

Everyone knows that!

I guess I am just far too lonely.

You activated my trap, it makes people add me to their friends list, because I am lonely.

Aw. What a shame...

You should add me.

What sucks is we both are stubborn people,

ITS POINTLESS. Add me pls.

I can't. I made a vow not to add anybody and accept all incoming invites.

Well I did not make a vow.

You sneaky bastard.

lol. I wasn't even joking with the whole vow comment, and i appreciate you finally giving in.

WHO'S MY BITCH!

I AM NOT YOUR BITCH, I am your friend.

But you can say I am a bit gullible, since I gave in.

You win this one, as I said earlier.

No, not gullible. I ACTUALLY did make a vow. You're just the less stubborn of us. :D

CURSE YOU VILLLAANNNNN...!!!

Now. Let the fucking, COMMENCE!