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If my girlfriend wanted me to watch twilight I think I could humour her
if she wanted to listen to justin bieber
let's not go there
I only watched the last part of twilight and it was a decent watch. I wonder why everyone hates it.
Bad acting by some actors, not conform with the vampire idea (sparkling, vegetarian,...), over romanticized (is that a word?) and last but not least: a ton of guys got dragged to the movie theater to watch a chick movie with their girlfriend and had to endure a few hours of "oooh Edward is like sooooo hot" afterwards.
At least that's why I don't like TwilightL
That's what the internet says. I watched the movie with my sisters and they don't act like complete girly idiots for Edward. I keep saying "Team Edward" to them and they even got embarrassed by me for joking about it.
I don' like it because the story is ridiculously stupid. Primarily the ending.
My 28 year old english teacher is just crazy over all the twilight movies. She even has a cardboard cut out of edward and keeps it in her office. Then, during class, she likes to talk about twilight with the other girls. At that point, I usually just yell "twilight sucks!" and they all get mad at me. Still funny.
The girl I was dating did act like that but sure not all girls did. I'm just saying I have a legit reason for hating those movies but unlike most I don't hate Kirsten Steward and the movie is a decent movie considering the books are total crap (I challenge you to read them) but yeah...
Hmm that reply makes no sense. But you get what I mean I think.
Twilight is a pretty cool guy
she falls in love with vampires and doesn't afraid of anything
Wait...where have I heard that line before?
yes it is
The actors are all pretty cool guy. It's just the fanbase that's complete shit.
until Justin Beiber becomes a sparkly vampire twilight is worse
He is sparkly, and he drains me of life when i hear anything he has done recently.
Does that not make him a sparkly vampire?
no he is a particularly vexing twat but seeing as he is human he can not break the laws of vamperism which is what really annoys me about twilight
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love your username lol
What are they smoking?
what are they smoking?
by the way, i read that:
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