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#6 - Justin Beiber is worse than Twilight. Twilight isn't a total …  [+] (17 replies) 06/18/2013 on C'mon Son +174
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#197 - arisaka (06/19/2013) [-]
If my girlfriend wanted me to watch twilight I think I could humour her

if she wanted to listen to justin bieber


let's not go there
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#178 - hokeymon (06/19/2013) [-]
I only watched the last part of twilight and it was a decent watch. I wonder why everyone hates it.
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#211 - vincetacular (06/19/2013) [-]
Bad acting by some actors, not conform with the vampire idea (sparkling, vegetarian,...), over romanticized (is that a word?) and last but not least: a ton of guys got dragged to the movie theater to watch a chick movie with their girlfriend and had to endure a few hours of "oooh Edward is like sooooo hot" afterwards.

At least that's why I don't like TwilightL
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#219 - hokeymon (06/19/2013) [-]
That's what the internet says. I watched the movie with my sisters and they don't act like complete girly idiots for Edward. I keep saying "Team Edward" to them and they even got embarrassed by me for joking about it.
#265 - anon (06/19/2013) [-]
I don' like it because the story is ridiculously stupid. Primarily the ending.
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#228 - jickya (06/19/2013) [-]
My 28 year old english teacher is just crazy over all the twilight movies. She even has a cardboard cut out of edward and keeps it in her office. Then, during class, she likes to talk about twilight with the other girls. At that point, I usually just yell "twilight sucks!" and they all get mad at me. Still funny.
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#224 - vincetacular (06/19/2013) [-]
The girl I was dating did act like that but sure not all girls did. I'm just saying I have a legit reason for hating those movies but unlike most I don't hate Kirsten Steward and the movie is a decent movie considering the books are total crap (I challenge you to read them) but yeah...
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#225 - vincetacular (06/19/2013) [-]
Hmm that reply makes no sense. But you get what I mean I think.
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#134 - bloodbathmcbullet (06/19/2013) [-]
Twilight is a pretty cool guy
she falls in love with vampires and doesn't afraid of anything
#145 - anon (06/19/2013) [-]
Wait...where have I heard that line before?
#74 - anon (06/19/2013) [-]
Get out!!
#56 - anon (06/19/2013) [-]
yes it is
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#62 - dayasalion (06/19/2013) [-]
The actors are all pretty cool guy. It's just the fanbase that's complete shit.
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#16 - chuckbillrow (06/19/2013) [-]
until Justin Beiber becomes a sparkly vampire twilight is worse
#59 - srslyjakecease (06/19/2013) [-]
He is sparkly, and he drains me of life when i hear anything he has done recently.
Does that not make him a sparkly vampire?
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#61 - chuckbillrow (06/19/2013) [-]
no he is a particularly vexing twat but seeing as he is human he can not break the laws of vamperism which is what really annoys me about twilight
#5 - With bing, if you leave the 'the ' out you get xbox one i…  [+] (5 replies) 06/18/2013 on bing +22
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#17 - PoopyFaceTomatoNos (06/19/2013) [-]
of coarse he did. He was trying to show that Bing props up the new xbox or that their users do, but as you can see, that's not true.
#13 - anon (06/19/2013) [-]
love your username lol
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#6 - lnyanchl (06/18/2013) [-]
What are they smoking?
#7 - randomusernamezzzz (06/18/2013) [-]
what are they smoking?

by the way, i read that:
"xbox one is watching you...crap"