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#7 - jews believe in heaven.  [+] (19 replies) 08/10/2013 on enter witty title here. +4
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#9 - konradkurze (08/10/2013) [-]
they believe theres just one afterlife where everyone goes, good or bad....
how is it heaven when asshole 'sinners' go to the same place good people go
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#20 - allhailshrek (08/11/2013) [-]
>tfw Hitler is in same heaven that Morgan Freeman will go to
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#21 - konradkurze (08/11/2013) [-]
well if its heaven, it'll have pork to make hitler sad and fried chicken to make freeman happy
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#10 - PoopyFaceTomatoNos (08/10/2013) [-]
i do not understand your logic. You can only enjoy something if assholes don't get the same thing? Why? Besides, it is my understanding that sinners go to heaven but they dont get to be as close to god as the nonsinners.
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#12 - konradkurze (08/10/2013) [-]
okay so youre okay with murderers, rapists, etc dying without remorse of what they did and still going to heaven?
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#14 - PoopyFaceTomatoNos (08/10/2013) [-]
it doesnt matter what i think. They call it heaven regardless. thats the jewish belief. You don't like it? don't be a jew.
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#15 - konradkurze (08/10/2013) [-]
well what sane and rational man would want a singular heaven where even the scum of the earth go with the good people

looking at how religions work, its pretty clear it was a recruitment system to convert people to judaism....all other religions say "do evil, rot in hell" but judaism says "do what you like you wont be punished later" thus making judaism look alot better than all others
#25 - aceonfire (08/11/2013) [-]
what sane and rational man would believe in a god who is both merciful and yet allows cancer cells to exist in innocent children, rapists and murderers to get away, and genocides to exist. If I sound like an asshole its because I'm using your argument in a way that encompasses most religions.
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#33 - konradkurze (08/11/2013) [-]
well one has to pick at the jews for writing the christian religions to be like that
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#16 - PoopyFaceTomatoNos (08/10/2013) [-]
Jewish recruitment? Jews don't believe in that. Remember, non-jews also go to heaven (according to the torah). Jews don't have to 'save' anyone like Christians do. Besides, idk if youve noticed this, but there aren't that many jews around. Part of the reason is their lack of missionaries.
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#17 - konradkurze (08/11/2013) [-]
well they wouldnt make it that obvious to say "come hither to judaism" that would be too direct and people would see it how it is...they made it subtle by making other religions have the followers live by a method of sadness, fear and self-sacrifice, while judaism is the more happy religion where followers can live free.....so its either people convert to be happier as jews or just bow down and be sad little sheep under th other religions and tell themselves to be comfortable with that

plus most other religions do admit that the holy land is jerusalem which is in israel.....and currently the israeli government is handing out alot of rewards to jews who move to israel
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#19 - PoopyFaceTomatoNos (08/11/2013) [-]
-_- where did you get this info? if thats the jew method, it doesn't work too well.
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#22 - konradkurze (08/11/2013) [-]
well just read the bible, its pretty clear it wants people to be fearful of gods wrath, to be sad for the death of jesus and sad for people who live by sinning....and giving up your possessions and labor to benefit others

while with judaism, its all about "we're gods chosen people, jewish master race!!!!"
(even the former president of israel, ariel sharon said "we are the master race"
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#27 - PoopyFaceTomatoNos (08/11/2013) [-]
that has little to do with Jewish missionaries. What's that have to do with anything?
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#31 - konradkurze (08/11/2013) [-]
well there wouldnt really be a problem with the judaic faith if it wasnt spearheaded by zionist neo-nazis intent on world domination

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#32 - PoopyFaceTomatoNos (08/11/2013) [-]
Okay, now i dont think youre serious.
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#34 - konradkurze (08/11/2013) [-]
i am serious....
every judeo faith has been headed by the most fascist of leaders....

from christians charging into the middle east to butcher arabs for control of the holy land....to 'christians' butchering native americans and south americans to 'fight the heathen savages',.....to jews butchering arabs just for being muslim or islamic

they use their religions as covers to carry out genocide and take what they want from people
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#37 - PoopyFaceTomatoNos (08/11/2013) [-]
Jews aren't all zionists and they don't have a leader. No pope or anything. Don't generalize them with other judeo religions. And where the fuck did nazis come into this? And world domination? How can you think that? who convinced you of that?
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#38 - konradkurze (08/11/2013) [-]
no not all jews are zionists, but as i said their leaders are (like how the jewish people dont want war, but the zionist leaders just kept attacking palestine)
christians have butchered people, catholics too,

nazis came into it as the best way to describe Zionists, they follow a code of conquest, genocide, and spreading their ideals across the world

why else do you think they wrote christianity, look at how far its spread and the damage its done to human sensibilities
#11 - Okay, fair enough.  [+] (2 replies) 07/23/2013 on Cyber bullying 0
#12 - thetwoblackdoves (07/23/2013) [-]
Why not join me?
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#17 - PoopyFaceTomatoNos (07/23/2013) [-]
that looks like an unsheathed dog's dick.
#9 - The vast majority?  [+] (4 replies) 07/23/2013 on Cyber bullying 0
#10 - thetwoblackdoves (07/23/2013) [-]
Vast majority? I guess that's what you may call normal. But due to the fact that hum are genetically different from one another, and everyone has differences, it is truly remarkable we still try to conform to other people standards even though we may believe them to be wrong. Anyway, this is way off topic, time to eat my odd knock-off cheeto puffs.
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#11 - PoopyFaceTomatoNos (07/23/2013) [-]
Okay, fair enough.
#12 - thetwoblackdoves (07/23/2013) [-]
Why not join me?
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#17 - PoopyFaceTomatoNos (07/23/2013) [-]
that looks like an unsheathed dog's dick.
#6 - Cyber bulling is often when bulling starts irl, but continues …  [+] (6 replies) 07/23/2013 on Cyber bullying 0
#8 - thetwoblackdoves (07/23/2013) [-]
That statement is usually true among most normal kids.
However being me, a complete and total reject who's entire life is based off of the internet and obscure junk food, people find ways of doing it even worse. Most of my friends I know are through this lcd screen. I even had a serious relationship with one of them.
Same with most of my enemies.
So, among normal people yes, but that's just it. what is normal?
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#9 - PoopyFaceTomatoNos (07/23/2013) [-]
The vast majority?
#10 - thetwoblackdoves (07/23/2013) [-]
Vast majority? I guess that's what you may call normal. But due to the fact that hum are genetically different from one another, and everyone has differences, it is truly remarkable we still try to conform to other people standards even though we may believe them to be wrong. Anyway, this is way off topic, time to eat my odd knock-off cheeto puffs.
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#11 - PoopyFaceTomatoNos (07/23/2013) [-]
Okay, fair enough.
#12 - thetwoblackdoves (07/23/2013) [-]
Why not join me?
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#17 - PoopyFaceTomatoNos (07/23/2013) [-]
that looks like an unsheathed dog's dick.
#9 - it does both.  [+] (10 replies) 07/21/2013 on Suicide wise words +106
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#53 - zenherp (07/22/2013) [-]
your death is the worst thing that you will experience
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#90 - traelos (07/22/2013) [-]
You know, unless you die painlessly in your sleep.

Or from an unexpected bullet to the head.

Or your heart explodes after you have a 163 hour long orgy marathon (or marathon orgy, i'll leave the syntax up to you)
#64 - anon (07/22/2013) [-]
Also your last; which is kinda the point.
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#62 - charkoal (07/22/2013) [-]
There are many things that can happen that could be so much worse than death, but that doesn't mean you should kill yourself, I'm not saying that. I'm saying you can have many MANY worse experiences.
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#86 - highfocus (07/22/2013) [-]
You can't say that becouse no one alive knows what happens after we stumple throguh the gates of the afterlife (we probably just end)
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#88 - charkoal (07/22/2013) [-]
We're talking about death, not what comes next.
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#89 - highfocus (07/22/2013) [-]
I´m not talking about heaven or hell.

My Statement is: You´re only able to rate death if you know whats coming next.

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#65 - zenherp (07/22/2013) [-]
the only thing worse is intensive torture for extended periods of time that rarely happens to your average emo teenager
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#72 - zenherp (07/22/2013) [-]
you are correct on both points but only exceptional humans would sacrifice themselves for others in righteous situations of war for example, although those chances are non existent for the common individual of our society. Adults that have lived trough sufficiently enough live experiences should understand and know that no matter how downright horribly bad things are going it can always be worse, and would never consider suicide this is excusable if they are emotionally damaged or under effect of psychological and societal pressure. if that made any sense then i have achieved something, if you dissagre you have the right to do so
#126 - maybe he means 'A Funnyjunk'.  [+] (1 reply) 07/12/2013 on A FJ Challenge +1
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#294 - luthervonappledorf (07/13/2013) [-]
Even if he does, it's still incorrect to say "A FJ"