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#32 - It's a joke. It's not to be taken seriously. 08/17/2013 on How to catch a Jew +2
#286 - Much more to it then that. I think rich vs. poor would be muc… 08/16/2013 on Well +2
#2 - (prepared for down votes) just because some blacks are thieves…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/13/2013 on KFC +1
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#5 - largeheadphones (08/13/2013) [-]
I think that in most cases when you look at statistics, like how most mexicans in texas drive uninsured, and you pull them over, telling them to get insurance (when they don't) I don't think that's racist, Your hispanic and in Texas as i said, most hispanics are uninsured, its statistics, it's just unfortunate that it's like that so we come to immediate conclusion, sorry, if you don't follow this, I confused my self several time when typing this...
#3 - tarnis (08/13/2013) [-]
#37 - Jews aren't all zionists and they don't have a leader. No pop…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2013 on enter witty title here. 0
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#38 - konradkurze (08/11/2013) [-]
no not all jews are zionists, but as i said their leaders are (like how the jewish people dont want war, but the zionist leaders just kept attacking palestine)
christians have butchered people, catholics too,

nazis came into it as the best way to describe Zionists, they follow a code of conquest, genocide, and spreading their ideals across the world

why else do you think they wrote christianity, look at how far its spread and the damage its done to human sensibilities
#32 - Okay, now i dont think youre serious.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/11/2013 on enter witty title here. 0
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#34 - konradkurze (08/11/2013) [-]
i am serious....
every judeo faith has been headed by the most fascist of leaders....

from christians charging into the middle east to butcher arabs for control of the holy land....to 'christians' butchering native americans and south americans to 'fight the heathen savages',.....to jews butchering arabs just for being muslim or islamic

they use their religions as covers to carry out genocide and take what they want from people
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#37 - PoopyFaceTomatoNos (08/11/2013) [-]
Jews aren't all zionists and they don't have a leader. No pope or anything. Don't generalize them with other judeo religions. And where the fuck did nazis come into this? And world domination? How can you think that? who convinced you of that?
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#38 - konradkurze (08/11/2013) [-]
no not all jews are zionists, but as i said their leaders are (like how the jewish people dont want war, but the zionist leaders just kept attacking palestine)
christians have butchered people, catholics too,

nazis came into it as the best way to describe Zionists, they follow a code of conquest, genocide, and spreading their ideals across the world

why else do you think they wrote christianity, look at how far its spread and the damage its done to human sensibilities
#27 - that has little to do with Jewish missionaries. What's that h…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/11/2013 on enter witty title here. 0
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#31 - konradkurze (08/11/2013) [-]
well there wouldnt really be a problem with the judaic faith if it wasnt spearheaded by zionist neo-nazis intent on world domination

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#32 - PoopyFaceTomatoNos (08/11/2013) [-]
Okay, now i dont think youre serious.
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#34 - konradkurze (08/11/2013) [-]
i am serious....
every judeo faith has been headed by the most fascist of leaders....

from christians charging into the middle east to butcher arabs for control of the holy land....to 'christians' butchering native americans and south americans to 'fight the heathen savages',.....to jews butchering arabs just for being muslim or islamic

they use their religions as covers to carry out genocide and take what they want from people
User avatar
#37 - PoopyFaceTomatoNos (08/11/2013) [-]
Jews aren't all zionists and they don't have a leader. No pope or anything. Don't generalize them with other judeo religions. And where the fuck did nazis come into this? And world domination? How can you think that? who convinced you of that?
User avatar
#38 - konradkurze (08/11/2013) [-]
no not all jews are zionists, but as i said their leaders are (like how the jewish people dont want war, but the zionist leaders just kept attacking palestine)
christians have butchered people, catholics too,

nazis came into it as the best way to describe Zionists, they follow a code of conquest, genocide, and spreading their ideals across the world

why else do you think they wrote christianity, look at how far its spread and the damage its done to human sensibilities
#19 - -_- where did you get this info? if thats the jew method, it …  [+] (7 new replies) 08/11/2013 on enter witty title here. 0
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#22 - konradkurze (08/11/2013) [-]
well just read the bible, its pretty clear it wants people to be fearful of gods wrath, to be sad for the death of jesus and sad for people who live by sinning....and giving up your possessions and labor to benefit others

while with judaism, its all about "we're gods chosen people, jewish master race!!!!"
(even the former president of israel, ariel sharon said "we are the master race"
User avatar
#27 - PoopyFaceTomatoNos (08/11/2013) [-]
that has little to do with Jewish missionaries. What's that have to do with anything?
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#31 - konradkurze (08/11/2013) [-]
well there wouldnt really be a problem with the judaic faith if it wasnt spearheaded by zionist neo-nazis intent on world domination

User avatar
#32 - PoopyFaceTomatoNos (08/11/2013) [-]
Okay, now i dont think youre serious.
User avatar
#34 - konradkurze (08/11/2013) [-]
i am serious....
every judeo faith has been headed by the most fascist of leaders....

from christians charging into the middle east to butcher arabs for control of the holy land....to 'christians' butchering native americans and south americans to 'fight the heathen savages',.....to jews butchering arabs just for being muslim or islamic

they use their religions as covers to carry out genocide and take what they want from people
User avatar
#37 - PoopyFaceTomatoNos (08/11/2013) [-]
Jews aren't all zionists and they don't have a leader. No pope or anything. Don't generalize them with other judeo religions. And where the fuck did nazis come into this? And world domination? How can you think that? who convinced you of that?
User avatar
#38 - konradkurze (08/11/2013) [-]
no not all jews are zionists, but as i said their leaders are (like how the jewish people dont want war, but the zionist leaders just kept attacking palestine)
christians have butchered people, catholics too,

nazis came into it as the best way to describe Zionists, they follow a code of conquest, genocide, and spreading their ideals across the world

why else do you think they wrote christianity, look at how far its spread and the damage its done to human sensibilities
#16 - Jewish recruitment? Jews don't believe in that. Remember, no…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/10/2013 on enter witty title here. 0
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#17 - konradkurze (08/11/2013) [-]
well they wouldnt make it that obvious to say "come hither to judaism" that would be too direct and people would see it how it is...they made it subtle by making other religions have the followers live by a method of sadness, fear and self-sacrifice, while judaism is the more happy religion where followers can live free.....so its either people convert to be happier as jews or just bow down and be sad little sheep under th other religions and tell themselves to be comfortable with that

plus most other religions do admit that the holy land is jerusalem which is in israel.....and currently the israeli government is handing out alot of rewards to jews who move to israel
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#19 - PoopyFaceTomatoNos (08/11/2013) [-]
-_- where did you get this info? if thats the jew method, it doesn't work too well.
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#22 - konradkurze (08/11/2013) [-]
well just read the bible, its pretty clear it wants people to be fearful of gods wrath, to be sad for the death of jesus and sad for people who live by sinning....and giving up your possessions and labor to benefit others

while with judaism, its all about "we're gods chosen people, jewish master race!!!!"
(even the former president of israel, ariel sharon said "we are the master race"
User avatar
#27 - PoopyFaceTomatoNos (08/11/2013) [-]
that has little to do with Jewish missionaries. What's that have to do with anything?
User avatar
#31 - konradkurze (08/11/2013) [-]
well there wouldnt really be a problem with the judaic faith if it wasnt spearheaded by zionist neo-nazis intent on world domination

User avatar
#32 - PoopyFaceTomatoNos (08/11/2013) [-]
Okay, now i dont think youre serious.
User avatar
#34 - konradkurze (08/11/2013) [-]
i am serious....
every judeo faith has been headed by the most fascist of leaders....

from christians charging into the middle east to butcher arabs for control of the holy land....to 'christians' butchering native americans and south americans to 'fight the heathen savages',.....to jews butchering arabs just for being muslim or islamic

they use their religions as covers to carry out genocide and take what they want from people
User avatar
#37 - PoopyFaceTomatoNos (08/11/2013) [-]
Jews aren't all zionists and they don't have a leader. No pope or anything. Don't generalize them with other judeo religions. And where the fuck did nazis come into this? And world domination? How can you think that? who convinced you of that?
User avatar
#38 - konradkurze (08/11/2013) [-]
no not all jews are zionists, but as i said their leaders are (like how the jewish people dont want war, but the zionist leaders just kept attacking palestine)
christians have butchered people, catholics too,

nazis came into it as the best way to describe Zionists, they follow a code of conquest, genocide, and spreading their ideals across the world

why else do you think they wrote christianity, look at how far its spread and the damage its done to human sensibilities
#14 - it doesnt matter what i think. They call it heaven regardless…  [+] (13 new replies) 08/10/2013 on enter witty title here. +2
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#15 - konradkurze (08/10/2013) [-]
well what sane and rational man would want a singular heaven where even the scum of the earth go with the good people

looking at how religions work, its pretty clear it was a recruitment system to convert people to judaism....all other religions say "do evil, rot in hell" but judaism says "do what you like you wont be punished later" thus making judaism look alot better than all others
#25 - aceonfire (08/11/2013) [-]
what sane and rational man would believe in a god who is both merciful and yet allows cancer cells to exist in innocent children, rapists and murderers to get away, and genocides to exist. If I sound like an asshole its because I'm using your argument in a way that encompasses most religions.
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#33 - konradkurze (08/11/2013) [-]
well one has to pick at the jews for writing the christian religions to be like that
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#16 - PoopyFaceTomatoNos (08/10/2013) [-]
Jewish recruitment? Jews don't believe in that. Remember, non-jews also go to heaven (according to the torah). Jews don't have to 'save' anyone like Christians do. Besides, idk if youve noticed this, but there aren't that many jews around. Part of the reason is their lack of missionaries.
User avatar
#17 - konradkurze (08/11/2013) [-]
well they wouldnt make it that obvious to say "come hither to judaism" that would be too direct and people would see it how it is...they made it subtle by making other religions have the followers live by a method of sadness, fear and self-sacrifice, while judaism is the more happy religion where followers can live free.....so its either people convert to be happier as jews or just bow down and be sad little sheep under th other religions and tell themselves to be comfortable with that

plus most other religions do admit that the holy land is jerusalem which is in israel.....and currently the israeli government is handing out alot of rewards to jews who move to israel
User avatar
#19 - PoopyFaceTomatoNos (08/11/2013) [-]
-_- where did you get this info? if thats the jew method, it doesn't work too well.
User avatar
#22 - konradkurze (08/11/2013) [-]
well just read the bible, its pretty clear it wants people to be fearful of gods wrath, to be sad for the death of jesus and sad for people who live by sinning....and giving up your possessions and labor to benefit others

while with judaism, its all about "we're gods chosen people, jewish master race!!!!"
(even the former president of israel, ariel sharon said "we are the master race"
User avatar
#27 - PoopyFaceTomatoNos (08/11/2013) [-]
that has little to do with Jewish missionaries. What's that have to do with anything?
User avatar
#31 - konradkurze (08/11/2013) [-]
well there wouldnt really be a problem with the judaic faith if it wasnt spearheaded by zionist neo-nazis intent on world domination

User avatar
#32 - PoopyFaceTomatoNos (08/11/2013) [-]
Okay, now i dont think youre serious.
User avatar
#34 - konradkurze (08/11/2013) [-]
i am serious....
every judeo faith has been headed by the most fascist of leaders....

from christians charging into the middle east to butcher arabs for control of the holy land....to 'christians' butchering native americans and south americans to 'fight the heathen savages',.....to jews butchering arabs just for being muslim or islamic

they use their religions as covers to carry out genocide and take what they want from people
User avatar
#37 - PoopyFaceTomatoNos (08/11/2013) [-]
Jews aren't all zionists and they don't have a leader. No pope or anything. Don't generalize them with other judeo religions. And where the fuck did nazis come into this? And world domination? How can you think that? who convinced you of that?
User avatar
#38 - konradkurze (08/11/2013) [-]
no not all jews are zionists, but as i said their leaders are (like how the jewish people dont want war, but the zionist leaders just kept attacking palestine)
christians have butchered people, catholics too,

nazis came into it as the best way to describe Zionists, they follow a code of conquest, genocide, and spreading their ideals across the world

why else do you think they wrote christianity, look at how far its spread and the damage its done to human sensibilities
#10 - i do not understand your logic. You can only enjoy something …  [+] (15 new replies) 08/10/2013 on enter witty title here. 0
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#12 - konradkurze (08/10/2013) [-]
okay so youre okay with murderers, rapists, etc dying without remorse of what they did and still going to heaven?
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#14 - PoopyFaceTomatoNos (08/10/2013) [-]
it doesnt matter what i think. They call it heaven regardless. thats the jewish belief. You don't like it? don't be a jew.
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#15 - konradkurze (08/10/2013) [-]
well what sane and rational man would want a singular heaven where even the scum of the earth go with the good people

looking at how religions work, its pretty clear it was a recruitment system to convert people to judaism....all other religions say "do evil, rot in hell" but judaism says "do what you like you wont be punished later" thus making judaism look alot better than all others
#25 - aceonfire (08/11/2013) [-]
what sane and rational man would believe in a god who is both merciful and yet allows cancer cells to exist in innocent children, rapists and murderers to get away, and genocides to exist. If I sound like an asshole its because I'm using your argument in a way that encompasses most religions.
User avatar
#33 - konradkurze (08/11/2013) [-]
well one has to pick at the jews for writing the christian religions to be like that
User avatar
#16 - PoopyFaceTomatoNos (08/10/2013) [-]
Jewish recruitment? Jews don't believe in that. Remember, non-jews also go to heaven (according to the torah). Jews don't have to 'save' anyone like Christians do. Besides, idk if youve noticed this, but there aren't that many jews around. Part of the reason is their lack of missionaries.
User avatar
#17 - konradkurze (08/11/2013) [-]
well they wouldnt make it that obvious to say "come hither to judaism" that would be too direct and people would see it how it is...they made it subtle by making other religions have the followers live by a method of sadness, fear and self-sacrifice, while judaism is the more happy religion where followers can live free.....so its either people convert to be happier as jews or just bow down and be sad little sheep under th other religions and tell themselves to be comfortable with that

plus most other religions do admit that the holy land is jerusalem which is in israel.....and currently the israeli government is handing out alot of rewards to jews who move to israel
User avatar
#19 - PoopyFaceTomatoNos (08/11/2013) [-]
-_- where did you get this info? if thats the jew method, it doesn't work too well.
User avatar
#22 - konradkurze (08/11/2013) [-]
well just read the bible, its pretty clear it wants people to be fearful of gods wrath, to be sad for the death of jesus and sad for people who live by sinning....and giving up your possessions and labor to benefit others

while with judaism, its all about "we're gods chosen people, jewish master race!!!!"
(even the former president of israel, ariel sharon said "we are the master race"
User avatar
#27 - PoopyFaceTomatoNos (08/11/2013) [-]
that has little to do with Jewish missionaries. What's that have to do with anything?
User avatar
#31 - konradkurze (08/11/2013) [-]
well there wouldnt really be a problem with the judaic faith if it wasnt spearheaded by zionist neo-nazis intent on world domination

User avatar
#32 - PoopyFaceTomatoNos (08/11/2013) [-]
Okay, now i dont think youre serious.
User avatar
#34 - konradkurze (08/11/2013) [-]
i am serious....
every judeo faith has been headed by the most fascist of leaders....

from christians charging into the middle east to butcher arabs for control of the holy land....to 'christians' butchering native americans and south americans to 'fight the heathen savages',.....to jews butchering arabs just for being muslim or islamic

they use their religions as covers to carry out genocide and take what they want from people
User avatar
#37 - PoopyFaceTomatoNos (08/11/2013) [-]
Jews aren't all zionists and they don't have a leader. No pope or anything. Don't generalize them with other judeo religions. And where the fuck did nazis come into this? And world domination? How can you think that? who convinced you of that?
User avatar
#38 - konradkurze (08/11/2013) [-]
no not all jews are zionists, but as i said their leaders are (like how the jewish people dont want war, but the zionist leaders just kept attacking palestine)
christians have butchered people, catholics too,

nazis came into it as the best way to describe Zionists, they follow a code of conquest, genocide, and spreading their ideals across the world

why else do you think they wrote christianity, look at how far its spread and the damage its done to human sensibilities