I saw a shark, so I told my dad. My father proceeded to get naked and mount the foul beast. I was compelled to slow down, but I felt an imminent sense of doom. As the feeling of desperation slowly faded as I picked up my pace, a strange realized was drawn... I'm a fucking shark. Then I realized that I was being mounted by a strange man, so I bit his dick off. Unfortunately, this was in the past, so I was never born as a result. Also, a crime spree of dick crusaders terrorized the 1980's. fin.