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#88 - I just love him as a character. 02/22/2013 on why we love lauren 0
#80 - I can't see the last one... 02/22/2013 on Odd Laws 2 0
#44 - mfw ppl are offended. 02/22/2013 on *sigh* +5
#44 - Picture 02/22/2013 on Nemo +7
#80 - Learn new **** everyday.  [+] (13 new replies) 02/22/2013 on why we love lauren +4
User avatar #85 - snowshark (02/22/2013) [-]
Actually, Adolf Hitler was, in most respects, a pretty okay guy. The biggest problem with him really is the whole being absolutely evil thing. He was pretty laid-back most of the time and solved his problems when they came to him, treated those beneath him well and was really good with kids.

But you massacre a few million people and suddenly it doesn't really matter how well you can play the piano. We have a tendency to demonise people we consider to be evil, but truth is that even the most evil of humans is still... well... human. It's a pretty unusual lesson to say the least but I like it.
User avatar #224 - empithree (02/22/2013) [-]
hitler did nothing wrong!
User avatar #251 - snowshark (02/22/2013) [-]
I'd argue that he did being an all-powerful ruler wrong.

He was doing it pretty damn well until russia.
#271 - cabbagemayhem (02/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #274 - snowshark (02/23/2013) [-]
Well I'm convinced.
#98 - Jowi (02/22/2013) [-]
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.

Candidate A - Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B - He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C - He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.



Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
User avatar #118 - snowshark (02/22/2013) [-]
Seen it before, however it still holds pretty true.

It just goes to show that the measure of a good leader is not his education, nor his lifestyle, but his moral compass. There are plenty of people along the chain of command who do lots of different jobs but the leader needs to be the one who can tell right from wrong and cares about the people they were put in charge to protect.
#120 - Jowi (02/22/2013) [-]
truedatnigga.jpg
#90 - Dinmiller (02/22/2013) [-]
Do you want a mind fuck? Auschwitz, the supposed gas chamber there had glass windows surrounding the entire room which could have easily been broken, there was a manhole in the room to which could have been used to escape easily, and you know how they supposedly dug those huge trenches to dispose of all the bodies? Well there is a 4 foot water table, meaning if you dig more than that you hit water. Oh yeah and they cant find those trenches that were supposedly dug either. The more you know
User avatar #91 - manhole (02/22/2013) [-]
Yes, they escaped through me.
#92 - Dinmiller (02/22/2013) [-]
So you were the one in the middle of the room?
User avatar #135 - manhole (02/22/2013) [-]
No, I was fish.
#88 - Plagus (02/22/2013) [-]
I just love him as a character.
#30 - Does it come in black? 02/22/2013 on what.... +2
#39 - Not to be confused with people who are vaginas.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/22/2013 on WHAT ARE THEY CALLED ?!?! +22
#40 - thelegitmetalhead (02/22/2013) [-]
Plagus, you just made my day.
I present to you this gif.
#41 - freshtoker (02/22/2013) [-]
what show is that?
User avatar #42 - thelegitmetalhead (02/22/2013) [-]
Regular Show. I find it humorous.
#64 - Hitler drinking booze out a tea cup, so **** you.  [+] (16 new replies) 02/22/2013 on why we love lauren +20
User avatar #78 - scorcho (02/22/2013) [-]
hitler didn't drink alcohol (except very special occasions) because he had a sensitive stomache
#117 - gmarrox (02/22/2013) [-]
#80 - Plagus (02/22/2013) [-]
Learn new shit everyday.
User avatar #85 - snowshark (02/22/2013) [-]
Actually, Adolf Hitler was, in most respects, a pretty okay guy. The biggest problem with him really is the whole being absolutely evil thing. He was pretty laid-back most of the time and solved his problems when they came to him, treated those beneath him well and was really good with kids.

But you massacre a few million people and suddenly it doesn't really matter how well you can play the piano. We have a tendency to demonise people we consider to be evil, but truth is that even the most evil of humans is still... well... human. It's a pretty unusual lesson to say the least but I like it.
User avatar #224 - empithree (02/22/2013) [-]
hitler did nothing wrong!
User avatar #251 - snowshark (02/22/2013) [-]
I'd argue that he did being an all-powerful ruler wrong.

He was doing it pretty damn well until russia.
#271 - cabbagemayhem (02/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #274 - snowshark (02/23/2013) [-]
Well I'm convinced.
#98 - Jowi (02/22/2013) [-]
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.

Candidate A - Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B - He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C - He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.



Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
User avatar #118 - snowshark (02/22/2013) [-]
Seen it before, however it still holds pretty true.

It just goes to show that the measure of a good leader is not his education, nor his lifestyle, but his moral compass. There are plenty of people along the chain of command who do lots of different jobs but the leader needs to be the one who can tell right from wrong and cares about the people they were put in charge to protect.
#120 - Jowi (02/22/2013) [-]
truedatnigga.jpg
#90 - Dinmiller (02/22/2013) [-]
Do you want a mind fuck? Auschwitz, the supposed gas chamber there had glass windows surrounding the entire room which could have easily been broken, there was a manhole in the room to which could have been used to escape easily, and you know how they supposedly dug those huge trenches to dispose of all the bodies? Well there is a 4 foot water table, meaning if you dig more than that you hit water. Oh yeah and they cant find those trenches that were supposedly dug either. The more you know
User avatar #91 - manhole (02/22/2013) [-]
Yes, they escaped through me.
#92 - Dinmiller (02/22/2013) [-]
So you were the one in the middle of the room?
User avatar #135 - manhole (02/22/2013) [-]
No, I was fish.
#88 - Plagus (02/22/2013) [-]
I just love him as a character.
#25 - Picture 02/22/2013 on When I'm hot 0
#33 - Well I guess we need some content for the younger funnyjunkers too... 02/22/2013 on Shocking Facts +2
#143 - I love Steve. 02/22/2013 on as if... 0
#602 - When skeletons the density of steel and nearly everything that…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2013 on planet and shit 0
User avatar #604 - olias (02/22/2013) [-]
Let natural selection be the arbiter.
#587 - **** your unreachable superplanet, it's fat ass, …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/22/2013 on planet and shit 0
#599 - olias (02/22/2013) [-]
Tough it out for a few generations and I think the human race will adapt.

#602 - Plagus (02/22/2013) [-]
When skeletons the density of steel and nearly everything that falls from a two story building can cave in the skull of any faggot walking underneath.
User avatar #604 - olias (02/22/2013) [-]
Let natural selection be the arbiter.
#50 - Picture 02/21/2013 on It will make you stronger +1
#49 - **Plagus rolls 39**  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2013 on It will make you stronger 0
#50 - Plagus (02/21/2013) [-]
#288 - Picture 02/21/2013 on Greentext +3
#68 - Picture 02/18/2013 on Just gonna leave it here -1
#48 - **Plagus rolls 24**  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2013 on Just gonna leave it here -3
#77 - tuckthisphit (02/18/2013) [-]
**tuckthisphit rolls 55**
#68 - **Plagus rolls 12**  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2013 on OC -3
#108 - kweel (02/18/2013) [-]
seen you on a few posts trying to roll dubs, try once then go home
#68 - **Plagus rolls 79**  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2013 on I wonder how it tastes? -3
User avatar #69 - fatspartan (02/18/2013) [-]
That pretty much answers all of Germany's questions...
#46 - **Plagus rolls 87**  [+] (9 new replies) 02/18/2013 on Just gonna leave it here -1
#86 - confiscatedwallet (02/18/2013) [-]
**confiscatedwallet rolls 85**
User avatar #62 - hardcoreman (02/18/2013) [-]
**hardcoreman rolls 66** you guys all suck at rolling dubs, here is some dubs
#68 - Plagus (02/18/2013) [-]
#52 - veneficium (02/18/2013) [-]
**veneficium rolls 94**
#53 - veneficium (02/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #51 - vonjackindigo (02/18/2013) [-]
**vonjackindigo rolls 09** dub steps wob wob wob
#47 - IceViper (02/18/2013) [-]
**IceViper rolls 52**
#48 - Plagus (02/18/2013) [-]
**Plagus rolls 24**
#77 - tuckthisphit (02/18/2013) [-]
**tuckthisphit rolls 55**
#81 - **Plagus rolls 55**  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2013 on How to Turn an Old TV Into... +3
User avatar #83 - shiningfinger (02/18/2013) [-]
The roll gods hath spoken.
Hallelujah.
Hallelujah.
#15 - **Plagus rolls 11**  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2013 on on tv +18
#16 - thisisestonia (02/18/2013) [-]
#25 - Comment deleted 02/18/2013 on Progressive Insurance 0
#36 - cheese Pizza 02/18/2013 on Piano +2

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