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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:12/02/2009
Last Login:8/10/2011
Location:Shit
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#1 - I saw this on my Android phone... To the market! 04/08/2011 on Android and Iphone 0
#173 - I was just humming one of there songs to myself quietly, how t…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/08/2011 on Hipster +4
User avatar #175 - SandwichArtist (04/08/2011) [-]
... and 16 hours ago when this was posted
#177 - DJteddy has deleted their comment.
#329 - Funnyjunk was the first website I ever went on...Such good memories 04/07/2011 on My evolution browsing the... 0
#157 - exactly 04/05/2011 on PharaohsDaughter's profile 0
#1 - I could see how this could end badly 04/05/2011 on can you beat this? +1
#155 - Awesome And also, my comiic is NOT a ****** ms…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/05/2011 on PharaohsDaughter's profile 0
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User avatar #157 - PizzaRat (04/05/2011) [-]
exactly
#153 - I is making a comic  [+] (4 new replies) 04/05/2011 on PharaohsDaughter's profile 0
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User avatar #155 - PizzaRat (04/05/2011) [-]
Awesome
And also, my comiic is NOT a shitty ms Paint comic!
#156 - PharaohsDaughter has deleted their comment.
User avatar #157 - PizzaRat (04/05/2011) [-]
exactly
#151 - Hey PharaohsDaughter!  [+] (6 new replies) 04/05/2011 on PharaohsDaughter's profile 0
#152 - PharaohsDaughter has deleted their comment.
User avatar #153 - PizzaRat (04/05/2011) [-]
I is making a comic
#154 - PharaohsDaughter has deleted their comment.
User avatar #155 - PizzaRat (04/05/2011) [-]
Awesome
And also, my comiic is NOT a shitty ms Paint comic!
#156 - PharaohsDaughter has deleted their comment.
User avatar #157 - PizzaRat (04/05/2011) [-]
exactly
#8 - Nice mac? Isn't that an oxymoron?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2011 on creeper +20
User avatar #10 - ziggstar (04/04/2011) [-]
i hath bestowed upon thee one thumb, fair squire
#6 - Asstastic  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2011 on Bat Creeper +1
User avatar #7 - FuckingLugia (04/04/2011) [-]
Cat-Asstrophe

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User avatar #387 - majormayor (03/28/2014) [-]
fasntnig
#380 - SyltheMedic **User deleted account** (11/15/2010) [-]
Hey
User avatar #381 to #382 - PizzaRat (11/15/2010) [-]
hello!
#382 to #383 - SyltheMedic **User deleted account** (11/15/2010) [-]
I'm feeling like **** :(
User avatar #383 to #384 - PizzaRat (11/15/2010) [-]
Why?
User avatar #378 - nommas (11/08/2010) [-]
YOU! AAAAAAGES ago when my profile description was 'If you're not careful I'll eat you :3' you made a comment saying 'be's not careful'

EVER SINCE THAT DAY 'be's not careful' HAS BEEN STUCK IN MY HEAD!

GOD DOMMOT!
#379 to #380 - PizzaRat (11/08/2010) [-]
U mad?
(pic related)
User avatar #365 - pizzacat (10/19/2010) [-]
PizzaRat is COFFEE BANGIN
User avatar #366 to #367 - PizzaRat (10/19/2010) [-]
NO!!!!
#363 - LoLgenerator (10/19/2010) [-]
Your profile pictures white space colliding with dark, uneven space annoys me. Use this

It's a .png, if it works like it does in the comments, then it should be fine
#375 to #365 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #364 to #365 - LoLgenerator (10/19/2010) [-]
Also middle school was the worst ******* 3 years of my life
User avatar #368 to #366 - PizzaRat (10/19/2010) [-]
3 years?
User avatar #369 to #370 - LoLgenerator (10/19/2010) [-]
In my district, we start middle school in 6th Grade. ******* retarded
User avatar #370 to #371 - PizzaRat (10/19/2010) [-]
oh
I'm going camping with one of my friends this weekend
last time we ran out of food and went looting
User avatar #371 to #372 - LoLgenerator (10/19/2010) [-]
I stubbed my toe once
User avatar #372 to #373 - PizzaRat (10/19/2010) [-]
hmm
I kicked in the door to an abandoned house last time
The house was small and cold but it had beds
User avatar #373 to #374 - LoLgenerator (10/20/2010) [-]
I once slept on my kitchen floor
User avatar #377 to #375 - PizzaRat (11/05/2010) [-]
I think i rolled off my bed once
User avatar #351 - Strudel (10/17/2010) [-]
yeah, i got ya
User avatar #352 to #353 - PizzaRat (10/17/2010) [-]
K
And at school, everyone thinks that IM the gay one
User avatar #353 to #354 - Strudel (10/17/2010) [-]
what grade r u in?
User avatar #354 to #355 - PizzaRat (10/17/2010) [-]
8th
Why?
User avatar #356 to #356 - Strudel (10/17/2010) [-]
once you get into the high school people are a lot more mature, i promise
User avatar #357 to #358 - MrFish (10/17/2010) [-]
the highschool?
but no its true people are allot more mature
except for me I spent Friday placing almonds on the tops of peoples heads
you would be surprised at how easy it is
User avatar #358 to #359 - Strudel (10/17/2010) [-]
lol k
User avatar #359 to #360 - MrFish (10/17/2010) [-]
I will always recall middle school as being a living hell but highschool I will remember fondly for my shenanigans
User avatar #360 to #361 - Strudel (10/17/2010) [-]
same here man
User avatar #361 to #362 - MrFish (10/17/2010) [-]
anyway I must go my people need me
User avatar #362 to #363 - Strudel (10/17/2010) [-]
speak of me fondlely
#318 - sylya **User deleted account** (10/12/2010) [-]
Hey, I'm aces, made a new acc
User avatar #319 to #319 - PizzaRat (10/12/2010) [-]
Hey aces!
#320 to #320 - sylya **User deleted account** (10/12/2010) [-]
Hey! How ya been?
User avatar #321 to #321 - PizzaRat (10/12/2010) [-]
Decent 'n' ****
#322 to #322 - sylya **User deleted account** (10/12/2010) [-]
Nice, I've been furring it up
User avatar #323 to #323 - PizzaRat (10/12/2010) [-]
I've been doin...things
#324 to #324 - sylya **User deleted account** (10/12/2010) [-]
What kind of things?
User avatar #325 to #325 - PizzaRat (10/12/2010) [-]
murder, rape
#326 to #327 - sylya **User deleted account** (10/12/2010) [-]
pshh, I've raped and murdered MOAR
User avatar #327 to #328 - PizzaRat (10/12/2010) [-]
No but I HAVE really been accused of rape somehow...
#328 to #329 - sylya **User deleted account** (10/12/2010) [-]
I have raped... Sorry for making you my scapegoat
User avatar #329 to #330 - PizzaRat (10/12/2010) [-]
i was sprayed
with pepper...spray
#330 to #331 - sylya **User deleted account** (10/12/2010) [-]
I was violently jumped by ******* :/
User avatar #331 to #332 - PizzaRat (10/12/2010) [-]
I was to
I Nearly murdered one
#332 to #333 - sylya **User deleted account** (10/12/2010) [-]
It's decided, you are now furry
#335 to #335 - sylya **User deleted account** (10/12/2010) [-]
Welcome
Welcome
User avatar #337 to #337 - PizzaRat (10/12/2010) [-]
Okay...
#338 to #339 - sylya **User deleted account** (10/12/2010) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #339 to #340 - PizzaRat (10/12/2010) [-]
No...
#340 to #341 - sylya **User deleted account** (10/12/2010) [-]
u sure?
User avatar #313 - pizzacat (10/03/2010) [-]
i got bad news pizzrat my twin
User avatar #314 to #314 - PizzaRat (10/03/2010) [-]
You have aids?
User avatar #316 to #315 - pizzacat (10/03/2010) [-]
the doctor told me today
User avatar #315 to #315 - pizzacat (10/03/2010) [-]
yes i am scared
User avatar #317 to #316 - PizzaRat (10/03/2010) [-]
Oh about that
*hides needle with blood in it*
User avatar #284 - FuckingLugia (09/22/2010) [-]
Sometimes my dick itches
User avatar #285 to #285 - PizzaRat (09/22/2010) [-]
How u get orange text?
User avatar #255 - MrFish (09/05/2010) [-]
Hi PizzaRat I know my last diabolical plane didn't work out so well
But now I'm bugging the crap out of DSend you wanna help?
User avatar #247 - MrFish (08/24/2010) [-]
PIZZA RAT QUICK FOLLOW ME TO THE FORUM
User avatar #248 to #247 - PizzaRat (08/24/2010) [-]
Show me the way!
User avatar #179 - Aceshigh (08/10/2010) [-]
sup m8 in replay to ur last post some one some where is going to call or ask you if your gay
User avatar #180 to #179 - PizzaRat (08/10/2010) [-]
Ya well anyways thats about it besides the fact that they got my E-mail
User avatar #181 to #180 - Aceshigh (08/10/2010) [-]
so people keep sending you emails asking if your gay?
User avatar #182 to #181 - PizzaRat (08/10/2010) [-]
Yep
And not the ABCDEF... one on my profile My actual E-mail that I actualy use
Now my computer sounds like
You got mai-You got mai-You got mai-You got mai-You got mai-You got mai-You got mai-You got mai-You got mai-You got mai-You got mai-You got mai-You got mai-You got mai-You got mai-You got mai-You got mai-You got mai-You got mai-You got mai-You got mai-You got mai-You got mai-You got mai-You got mai-You got mai-You got mai-You got mai-You got mai-You got mai-You got mai-You got mai-You got mai-You got mai-You got mai-You got mai-You got mai-You got mai-You got mai-You got mai-You got mai-You got mai-You got mai-You got mai-You got mai-You got mai-You got mai-You got mai-You got mai-You got mai-You got mai-Or something like that.......
User avatar #183 to #182 - Aceshigh (08/10/2010) [-]
are they all asking if your gay?
User avatar #184 to #183 - PizzaRat (08/10/2010) [-]
Well one was from a friend
User avatar #185 to #184 - Aceshigh (08/10/2010) [-]
O lol so you should make a different email and use the zach one for that crap
User avatar #186 to #185 - PizzaRat (08/10/2010) [-]
Hrm good Idea
I think I'll do that WAIT!
Even better I'll say something like This isn't zach his E-mail is
(insert troll's e-mail address here)
User avatar #187 to #186 - Aceshigh (08/10/2010) [-]
Nice idea.
User avatar #188 to #187 - PizzaRat (08/10/2010) [-]
I know
Now Which troll shall I pick
User avatar #189 to #188 - Aceshigh (08/10/2010) [-]
animal
User avatar #190 to #189 - PizzaRat (08/10/2010) [-]
Whats his E-Mail?
User avatar #191 to #190 - Aceshigh (08/10/2010) [-]
prolly immatroll@ [url deleted]
User avatar #192 to #191 - PizzaRat (08/10/2010) [-]
Lol maybe
User avatar #193 to #192 - Aceshigh (08/10/2010) [-]
Isnt it on the account of the user?
User avatar #194 to #193 - PizzaRat (08/10/2010) [-]
maybe
User avatar #195 to #194 - Aceshigh (08/10/2010) [-]
I will look in to that for you
User avatar #196 to #195 - PizzaRat (08/10/2010) [-]
Awesome!
User avatar #197 to #196 - Aceshigh (08/10/2010) [-]
See, lucky for you I might just give you my email because I dont use it anymore
User avatar #198 to #197 - PizzaRat (08/10/2010) [-]
NAh I don't need it i will make another
User avatar #199 to #198 - Aceshigh (08/10/2010) [-]
Cool well good luck solving your problem :3
User avatar #166 - MrFish (08/06/2010) [-]
Hi PizzaRat good to see you survived the funnyjunk genicide
User avatar #167 to #166 - PizzaRat (08/06/2010) [-]
Yeah well I gotta go shut down so I can plug all the wires of my computer in properly
User avatar #168 to #167 - MrFish (08/06/2010) [-]
good luck
User avatar #169 to #168 - PizzaRat (08/06/2010) [-]
Well actually there pretty dirty i gotta clean them...That sounds like work....Meh It's only a small problem
User avatar #170 to #169 - MrFish (08/06/2010) [-]
I like jelly beans more then I like Jesus because Jelly beans are delicious and Jesus is not
User avatar #171 to #170 - PizzaRat (08/06/2010) [-]
That kickass movie is kickass!
User avatar #172 to #171 - MrFish (08/06/2010) [-]
wait what movie is that from again?
User avatar #173 to #172 - PizzaRat (08/06/2010) [-]
Kickass!
User avatar #174 to #173 - MrFish (08/06/2010) [-]
oh...
do you think that this site is going to last the year?
because I don't
User avatar #175 to #174 - PizzaRat (08/06/2010) [-]
If it does
I'm completely ******* ****** !
User avatar #176 to #175 - MrFish (08/06/2010) [-]
why?
User avatar #177 to #176 - PizzaRat (08/06/2010) [-]
I joined not a year ago
User avatar #178 to #177 - MrFish (08/06/2010) [-]
wait I caught grammatical error in past comment
I do think the site is going to last
User avatar #164 - MynameisGir (07/28/2010) [-]
I heard you are now a gym leader,KOOL!IMMA TRY 2 BEAT U!!!!
User avatar #165 to #164 - PizzaRat (07/28/2010) [-]
Well I have a Gir
*sneer*
#162 - antdroid **User deleted account** (07/24/2010) [-]
Mars bar?
#160 - Monoxide **User deleted account** (07/23/2010) [-]
Hey, thanks for trying to help out.

Guess is was a mistake =/
User avatar #161 to #160 - PizzaRat (07/23/2010) [-]
Wha?
Help with what?
#158 - ZixIsAFuckingBitch **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
Why are u defending the bitch. She ******* hates you and already told u to **** off once. You need to stand up for yourself. She and I are not the only ones who are sick of your pish and your constant comments on our profiles. Just **** off. cunt
User avatar #159 to #158 - PizzaRat (07/22/2010) [-]
No she did unblock me put me on her friends list and once thumbed up some of my content
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