I thought we were best mates! I feel betrayed.... <:'(

Repetitive reply is repetitive

Indeed mate! That's me favorite pirate song :D *rum all around*

the rums gone :O why's the rum gone

Hmmm it must not very much like being fucked with a rake.. But I am Captain Jack Sparrow, I can always find more!

Not as much as insanity wolf would rape me with a rake! But the real question is, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris??

You did realize I switched the woulds and woods around?

on another note. I made pie!!!

Clever! I failed to spy this with me eye..
Pie you say? Please tell me it's blueberry, oh please!

omg omg wait - you're the one that uploaded the pic titled Pez Dispenser?? Dude you are awesome :D Although I wouldn't say they are the hardest metal out there, but they are absolutely amazing

*gratefully accepts said rum*

Why thank you, I'm honored! Likewise; it's fun pillaging and plundering with ye scurvy self :)

hmmm i think i like this avatar of your the best lol how have you been emperor?

And if I may ask, to what do I owe the pleasure of being the emperor's favorite friend?

But of course!

Aaahhhh..but would you rather run out of bacon...

or run out of rum??!?

OMG PARADOX!!! ...I could live without rum for a bit I suppose :p what about you?

I don't know...kind of hard to be a pirate without rum, but kind of hard to exist at all without bacon..

True, true. I'm gonna go with having mah baconz, because I'm Ukrainian and that's how we roll :)

Well don't we worry, cause we just plundered a ship full of bacon and rum!

PaRtAy!!! :D Alright! lol

So how'd you get to design the level icons?

A toast, t-OMG WHAT IF WE PUT BACON GREASE IN THE RUM?!?!? YES??? YESS??!?!!?

Admin liked my "GLORIOUS!" face and asked if I could draw icons.

lol it is indeed glorious, you've got skills

Hmmm with bacon and rum combined we can make anything; we have the technology! I say put bacon grease in the rum, BBQ bacon with rum, serve rum with bacon bits in it; the list is endless!

I think we have found a way to safely divide by zero.. 0_o

btw today I have successfully plundered someone on my facebook game, first one :)

Is your avatar from code geas?

Nice, have you plundered my dungeon yet? *nudge nudge wink wink*

lol

Yes it is :3

lolz... no not yet, what are your city's coordinates?

Ah thought so, I don't watch but my brother's into it

I'll have to check soon.

You have a good brother, lol.

ha ha thanks

Indeed! :D I like this brewing business!

Oh hi! It just gets longer and longer, but I think I'm almost at the point where I can pillage & plunder :)

Like a true pirate!

I wish ye luck!

Have ye plundered me booty yet? Or is my protection still on?

You've got a way with metaphors mate.. I would, but the scurvy dog that is yer mum keeps getting me in her bed, what can I say?

I dunno, totally forgot about that :D I need to train more troops before I can confidently put myself out there and get my ass whooped..

Hehe, after going through many unnecessary English classes, it comes natural.

Aye..that be true. Although it would be a shame if me city were to be plundered before ye got there.

Was just thinking the same thing! How's the pirate's life treating you?

Oh, not very well, that stupid wench Elizabeth destroyed all my rum.

Well then she'll be walking the plank next time I see her. I hear they have heap refills at the Black Pearl thou :)

'cheap'

Aye! How about you and I go to Tortuga? I hear it's a pretty decent place.

It's a plan! Yo ho ho, we're off to Tor- OH SHIT A ZOMBIE!

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

I dont thing he go- OH SHIT A ZOMBIE!

Well looks like we got a zombie killing crew. *whips out convenient flame thrower* stand back *FWOOOSH* k, where were w- OH SHIT YOU GUYS ARE ZOMBIES!

You don't catch zombies on fire!!!! It don't em none, now they're flaming zombies and they're still after us!!! All survivors point the cannons at them! Oh God I don't want to hurt this beautiful ship but we can always repair it!

Curse you zombies and your flaming shinanigans!! Alright I'ma chargin mah cannons!

FIRE! *Cannons fire all at once, tearing through zombies and the ship*

Oh bloody hell I think one hit the rum stash! *begins sobbing*

Now you've done it! Do you want me to be sober?! Now the zombies have really gotten to me. Where's the Kracken when you need 'im... *ship groans and pitches to the side* Oh shit he's coming!

Damn now we're gonna lose the Pearl too!

We have to do something or else we'll die sober!!

*Gathers the strength to pick up cannon out of sheer rage and fires(and loads) while screaming like a madman*

*Jack Sparrow's jaw drops, bottle falls out of his hand* Dam you sure know how to protect the rum, mate!! Well I can't just stand here.. *starts handing you ammo*

*Kracken reaches over side of the Black Pearl and chomps off several zombies* Fuck yeah!

*All the zombies are dead, and the Kraken has no limbs left*

*Drops cannon in some poor pirate's hands while panting*

Oi mate...that was a close one...

*Davy Jones appears and says "Jack Sparrah..you and yer friend will pay for this"*

Oh who asked you anyway? Sigh.. *gets an idea*

Hey Dave, we've got some rum to spare, care to join us for a drink?

*Davy ponders for a bit, and finally decides "Ah what the hell, you've earned a break.."*

*Colo leaves for a minute, and comes back* ..eh..well, we hit a good deal of the rum, but thankfully it's mostly intact. All of the mugs were destroyed, so I emptied out some small barrels and made an improvised handle. *Hands rum filled barrels to Jack and Davy* A toast..to....MORE RUM!!

Brilliant mate! *toasts with Emperor and Davey* ...ahh, nothing like a good swig after some good ol'e zombie killing!

Hmmm considering the news lately I'm beginning to reconsider our initial plans for that.. seems like somebody pissed of the Pacific! What say we head somewhere more Atlantic?

Couldn't agree more!

..uumm..so how bout that trip to Tortuga? I hear it's lovely this time of year.

BRAINS!!!!!1