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PillowRapist

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Gender: male
Age: 29
Date Signed Up:5/26/2009
Last Login:1/26/2015
Location:City
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 5 total,  8 ,  3
Comment Thumbs: 1172 total,  2311 ,  1139
Content Level Progress: 13.55% (8/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 34% (17/50)
Level 211 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 212 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:0
Content Views:1636
Total Comments Made:958
FJ Points:1208
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latest user's comments

#64 - they actually won the 2012 water poll Olympics. gold baby. … 01/26/2015 on Countries and stuff +2
#29 - Faketaxi: ******* Bitches edition 01/24/2015 on That'll be 14 bellyrubs 0
#112 - nah, that **** is ugly. keep it simple. Half-windsor.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/23/2015 on The 27 rules of suits 0
#116 - lordnerevar (01/23/2015) [-]
#144 - Ken M (01/23/2015) [-]
No, seriously, that's heinous.
#24 - gun laws vary from state to state 01/22/2015 on Trying to rob a house in... +25
#293 - lol you no life noobs, i made this account just to mock you sa… 01/22/2015 on who's the biggest no-lifer... 0
#16 - her asshole is delicious. i wanna tongue punch it after she pl… 01/17/2015 on Bullshit 0
#9 - **** her. no sympathy from me. i just hope she didn't h…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/17/2015 on Sith Lord 0
User avatar #18 - jwash (01/17/2015) [-]
I almost got a DUI sleeping in my car at a bar one time. Fortunately, I knew the law stated that if the keys are inside the vehicle with you then you are technically in control of the vehicle, but I had put my keys under the car before I passed out. The cops were still trying to do everything to arrest me. Some times they just feel like bein dickheads.
#11 - Ken M (01/17/2015) [-]
Wasn't the story someone else was drinking, and hit her while she was driving sober?
#118 - lol, thats cause majority of the military(the younger ones who…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/14/2015 on Marine 0
#119 - MDrDeathC (01/14/2015) [-]
Very true, although getting a job other than infantry such as one with a TS/SCI or that gives on-the-job-training hours that are multiples of civilian jobs are also an option.

Just whatever you do, Jesus Literal Fucking Christ, do not go Nuke.
#9 - you guys should google her vagina. its gross. its like. meat curtains.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/14/2015 on Bullshit 0
User avatar #12 - travishein (01/14/2015) [-]
The vagina is bad, but the close up of her mangy asshole hairs about made me lose my lunch....
User avatar #16 - PillowRapist (01/17/2015) [-]
her asshole is delicious. i wanna tongue punch it after she plays a game. yum yum, i hope she farts in my mouth in the process
#10 - rocketmans has deleted their comment.
#104 - idk about that. but i always thought army was best for educati… 01/13/2015 on Marine 0
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User avatar #12 - PillowRapist (10/20/2014) [-]
member since 09
been here longer. Mod pls
User avatar #11 - PillowRapist (08/04/2012) [-]
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User avatar #1 - eklyvaldur (05/07/2011) [-]
Alice Walker:
No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow.
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