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PgFalcon

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Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/01/2010
Last Login:4/16/2015
Location:Purdue University West Lafayette
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Pg doesn't stand for parental guidance, but I still recommend it.

For more generic, "no-rules" funny stuff, you may visit my old profile here: *http://www.funnyjunk.com/user/SenatorGalpatine*

I haven't uploaded anything there for a while, but I intend to upload a couple more per day there, as well as what I upload here.

If it is against the rules to have multiple accounts, please for the love of God someone tell me, and I'll delete the old account forthwith, despite it's ranking.

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latest user's comments

#58 - Sooooo... can I sue him when I let a homeless man into my home…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2015 on Two Sides to Every Story 0
User avatar #61 - anangrytaco (04/10/2015) [-]
Shit, but what can you potentially get out of it. It's not like they can pay you since they don't own anything or even have an income.
#273 - Good. The idiot is dead then. We all win in the end.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2015 on Those Feels -1
User avatar #275 - subaqueousreach (04/04/2015) [-]
You are clearly very unaware of how anything functions outside your lonely little basement world. I truly pity your friends and family for having the misfortune of knowing you.
#272 - Giving up is for women. If he were a woman he could go ahead a…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2015 on Those Feels -1
#274 - tehwickedrabbit (04/04/2015) [-]



Wow man, you're completely right and not totally autistic.
#269 - You seem to have a disconnect in your brain. Your arg…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/04/2015 on Those Feels -1
User avatar #271 - subaqueousreach (04/04/2015) [-]
You do realize that by him NOT taking the treatment, NOBODY is spending ANY MONEY at all, right?

He is not financially capable of affording the treatment, therefore to avoid putting his family in debt, he's simply not taking the treatment. No one is spending money.

I don't know where you're getting this "Strangers are being burdened" bullshit, but it's not the case. Seriously, you're fucking retarded.
User avatar #273 - PgFalcon (04/04/2015) [-]
Good. The idiot is dead then. We all win in the end.
User avatar #275 - subaqueousreach (04/04/2015) [-]
You are clearly very unaware of how anything functions outside your lonely little basement world. I truly pity your friends and family for having the misfortune of knowing you.
#267 - HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF OTHER PEOPLES MONEY JUST TO PROLONG Y…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/04/2015 on Those Feels -1
User avatar #268 - subaqueousreach (04/04/2015) [-]
How is him not taking a treatment he cant afford, putting a burden on these other people?

Without caps if you please.
User avatar #269 - PgFalcon (04/04/2015) [-]
You seem to have a disconnect in your brain.

Your argument is that the treatment is expensive, and that he'll only live a year with it anyway, so he doesn't want to put that BURDEN on his family.

But other people he doesn't know? OH. That's fine then. Tip the surgeon a million more while you're at it. ITS OTHER PEOPLES MONEY SO IT DOESN"T BURDEN ANYONE.
User avatar #271 - subaqueousreach (04/04/2015) [-]
You do realize that by him NOT taking the treatment, NOBODY is spending ANY MONEY at all, right?

He is not financially capable of affording the treatment, therefore to avoid putting his family in debt, he's simply not taking the treatment. No one is spending money.

I don't know where you're getting this "Strangers are being burdened" bullshit, but it's not the case. Seriously, you're fucking retarded.
User avatar #273 - PgFalcon (04/04/2015) [-]
Good. The idiot is dead then. We all win in the end.
User avatar #275 - subaqueousreach (04/04/2015) [-]
You are clearly very unaware of how anything functions outside your lonely little basement world. I truly pity your friends and family for having the misfortune of knowing you.
#265 - In the situation where prolonging your life for a year for ten…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/04/2015 on Those Feels -1
#270 - tehwickedrabbit (04/04/2015) [-]
That's what he's doing. He's giving up and not taking treatment, because he can't pay up.

You're either fucking retarded beyond comprehension or this is a 10/10 troll.
User avatar #272 - PgFalcon (04/04/2015) [-]
Giving up is for women. If he were a woman he could go ahead and overdose on pain killers because he's so fucking useless.

But men? Men solve problems. They don't quit. They don't beg. They don't fuck other people over. They do this or they die.

If he has no other choice (read: he is unable to pay) then he lives with the consequences of the life he lead and dies. His family will move on.
#274 - tehwickedrabbit (04/04/2015) [-]



Wow man, you're completely right and not totally autistic.
User avatar #266 - subaqueousreach (04/04/2015) [-]
What are you even talking about? What burden would strangers be dealing with?
User avatar #267 - PgFalcon (04/04/2015) [-]
HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF OTHER PEOPLES MONEY JUST TO PROLONG YOUR LIFE A YEAR???? YOU DON"T UNDERSTAND HOW THE VALUE OF MONEY DOESN"T CHANGE BY WHO IS HOLDING IT?????????
User avatar #268 - subaqueousreach (04/04/2015) [-]
How is him not taking a treatment he cant afford, putting a burden on these other people?

Without caps if you please.
User avatar #269 - PgFalcon (04/04/2015) [-]
You seem to have a disconnect in your brain.

Your argument is that the treatment is expensive, and that he'll only live a year with it anyway, so he doesn't want to put that BURDEN on his family.

But other people he doesn't know? OH. That's fine then. Tip the surgeon a million more while you're at it. ITS OTHER PEOPLES MONEY SO IT DOESN"T BURDEN ANYONE.
User avatar #271 - subaqueousreach (04/04/2015) [-]
You do realize that by him NOT taking the treatment, NOBODY is spending ANY MONEY at all, right?

He is not financially capable of affording the treatment, therefore to avoid putting his family in debt, he's simply not taking the treatment. No one is spending money.

I don't know where you're getting this "Strangers are being burdened" bullshit, but it's not the case. Seriously, you're fucking retarded.
User avatar #273 - PgFalcon (04/04/2015) [-]
Good. The idiot is dead then. We all win in the end.
User avatar #275 - subaqueousreach (04/04/2015) [-]
You are clearly very unaware of how anything functions outside your lonely little basement world. I truly pity your friends and family for having the misfortune of knowing you.
#306 - Yoshi amiibo 04/03/2015 on The Tumblr Zone 0
#236 - Debt doesn't cripple your family. Hell, if he had to he could …  [+] (12 new replies) 04/03/2015 on Those Feels -1
User avatar #264 - subaqueousreach (04/04/2015) [-]
You realize treatable and curable are completely different things right?

Treatable means they can ease the pain, but it will kill him. If he can't financially handle it, for whatever reason, why burden his family with that responsibility when he dies a few years later? So they can have an extra couple years with dad around? All the while knowing that when he goes his family is going to suffer for that decision? No, I totally agree with him that he should instead cherish the time he has now with his family, instead of dropping that stress bomb after he goes and possibly screwing up his family's future.

Also, "obligations as a man"? What the fuck are you on?
User avatar #265 - PgFalcon (04/04/2015) [-]
In the situation where prolonging your life for a year for tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars is available, and you're not willing to put that burden on your own family, then why the fuck would you be willing to put that burden on strangers?

Either man up and pay up or give up.
#270 - tehwickedrabbit (04/04/2015) [-]
That's what he's doing. He's giving up and not taking treatment, because he can't pay up.

You're either fucking retarded beyond comprehension or this is a 10/10 troll.
User avatar #272 - PgFalcon (04/04/2015) [-]
Giving up is for women. If he were a woman he could go ahead and overdose on pain killers because he's so fucking useless.

But men? Men solve problems. They don't quit. They don't beg. They don't fuck other people over. They do this or they die.

If he has no other choice (read: he is unable to pay) then he lives with the consequences of the life he lead and dies. His family will move on.
#274 - tehwickedrabbit (04/04/2015) [-]



Wow man, you're completely right and not totally autistic.
User avatar #266 - subaqueousreach (04/04/2015) [-]
What are you even talking about? What burden would strangers be dealing with?
User avatar #267 - PgFalcon (04/04/2015) [-]
HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF OTHER PEOPLES MONEY JUST TO PROLONG YOUR LIFE A YEAR???? YOU DON"T UNDERSTAND HOW THE VALUE OF MONEY DOESN"T CHANGE BY WHO IS HOLDING IT?????????
User avatar #268 - subaqueousreach (04/04/2015) [-]
How is him not taking a treatment he cant afford, putting a burden on these other people?

Without caps if you please.
User avatar #269 - PgFalcon (04/04/2015) [-]
You seem to have a disconnect in your brain.

Your argument is that the treatment is expensive, and that he'll only live a year with it anyway, so he doesn't want to put that BURDEN on his family.

But other people he doesn't know? OH. That's fine then. Tip the surgeon a million more while you're at it. ITS OTHER PEOPLES MONEY SO IT DOESN"T BURDEN ANYONE.
User avatar #271 - subaqueousreach (04/04/2015) [-]
You do realize that by him NOT taking the treatment, NOBODY is spending ANY MONEY at all, right?

He is not financially capable of affording the treatment, therefore to avoid putting his family in debt, he's simply not taking the treatment. No one is spending money.

I don't know where you're getting this "Strangers are being burdened" bullshit, but it's not the case. Seriously, you're fucking retarded.
User avatar #273 - PgFalcon (04/04/2015) [-]
Good. The idiot is dead then. We all win in the end.
User avatar #275 - subaqueousreach (04/04/2015) [-]
You are clearly very unaware of how anything functions outside your lonely little basement world. I truly pity your friends and family for having the misfortune of knowing you.
#230 - HE IS AN IDIOT>  [+] (15 new replies) 04/03/2015 on Those Feels 0
User avatar #233 - subaqueousreach (04/03/2015) [-]
How so?
User avatar #239 - sketchE (04/03/2015) [-]
because his disease is currently treatable therefore he would most likely live long enough to pay for it. living in todays america healthcare is a little easier to get especially since most jobs are being forced to provide it.
User avatar #236 - PgFalcon (04/03/2015) [-]
Debt doesn't cripple your family. Hell, if he had to he could even just declare bankruptcy and would probably keep his house and car and stuff... but you don't need to do that.

America is built upon the premise of paying for what you use. Either he aught to have had insurance (HE HAD FUCKING KIDS AFTER ALL, VERY IRRESPONSIBLE) or he should just try to pay off the debt slowly for however long that might take.

His future, financial or otherwise, is not certain. What is certain is that if he kills himself his kids will get NOTHING from him, rather than whatever would be left over from the monthly payments he is obligated as a man to pay.
User avatar #264 - subaqueousreach (04/04/2015) [-]
You realize treatable and curable are completely different things right?

Treatable means they can ease the pain, but it will kill him. If he can't financially handle it, for whatever reason, why burden his family with that responsibility when he dies a few years later? So they can have an extra couple years with dad around? All the while knowing that when he goes his family is going to suffer for that decision? No, I totally agree with him that he should instead cherish the time he has now with his family, instead of dropping that stress bomb after he goes and possibly screwing up his family's future.

Also, "obligations as a man"? What the fuck are you on?
User avatar #265 - PgFalcon (04/04/2015) [-]
In the situation where prolonging your life for a year for tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars is available, and you're not willing to put that burden on your own family, then why the fuck would you be willing to put that burden on strangers?

Either man up and pay up or give up.
#270 - tehwickedrabbit (04/04/2015) [-]
That's what he's doing. He's giving up and not taking treatment, because he can't pay up.

You're either fucking retarded beyond comprehension or this is a 10/10 troll.
User avatar #272 - PgFalcon (04/04/2015) [-]
Giving up is for women. If he were a woman he could go ahead and overdose on pain killers because he's so fucking useless.

But men? Men solve problems. They don't quit. They don't beg. They don't fuck other people over. They do this or they die.

If he has no other choice (read: he is unable to pay) then he lives with the consequences of the life he lead and dies. His family will move on.
#274 - tehwickedrabbit (04/04/2015) [-]



Wow man, you're completely right and not totally autistic.
User avatar #266 - subaqueousreach (04/04/2015) [-]
What are you even talking about? What burden would strangers be dealing with?
User avatar #267 - PgFalcon (04/04/2015) [-]
HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF OTHER PEOPLES MONEY JUST TO PROLONG YOUR LIFE A YEAR???? YOU DON"T UNDERSTAND HOW THE VALUE OF MONEY DOESN"T CHANGE BY WHO IS HOLDING IT?????????
User avatar #268 - subaqueousreach (04/04/2015) [-]
How is him not taking a treatment he cant afford, putting a burden on these other people?

Without caps if you please.
User avatar #269 - PgFalcon (04/04/2015) [-]
You seem to have a disconnect in your brain.

Your argument is that the treatment is expensive, and that he'll only live a year with it anyway, so he doesn't want to put that BURDEN on his family.

But other people he doesn't know? OH. That's fine then. Tip the surgeon a million more while you're at it. ITS OTHER PEOPLES MONEY SO IT DOESN"T BURDEN ANYONE.
User avatar #271 - subaqueousreach (04/04/2015) [-]
You do realize that by him NOT taking the treatment, NOBODY is spending ANY MONEY at all, right?

He is not financially capable of affording the treatment, therefore to avoid putting his family in debt, he's simply not taking the treatment. No one is spending money.

I don't know where you're getting this "Strangers are being burdened" bullshit, but it's not the case. Seriously, you're fucking retarded.
User avatar #273 - PgFalcon (04/04/2015) [-]
Good. The idiot is dead then. We all win in the end.
User avatar #275 - subaqueousreach (04/04/2015) [-]
You are clearly very unaware of how anything functions outside your lonely little basement world. I truly pity your friends and family for having the misfortune of knowing you.
#1265 - I write porn with this username. 03/31/2015 on Origin of your FJ username 0

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#4 - anonymous (08/08/2013) [-]
**** you, you furry admin arrogant ************ . Eat a dick, choke on the sperm, and die.
#17 to #4 - anonymous (08/08/2013) [-]
Autism confirmed
User avatar #5 to #4 - PgFalcon (08/08/2013) [-]
Oh, internet tough guy I see? I know what to do with *you* guys!

*boops you on the head*

(because that's all you can do over the internet)
#6 to #5 - anonymous (08/08/2013) [-]
No, ************ . I am going to thumb down every comment you have ever made. I can thumb you down 50 times in one hour, which means that in 17 hours your ******* account is gone. Pray to the lord, bitch, for the reckoning has come.
User avatar #7 to #6 - PgFalcon (08/08/2013) [-]
That would make me the winner! (hours of your time spent trying to get rid of my precious thumbs? I told you already. Thumbs are only good for one thing: evil.

XDDD
#8 to #7 - anonymous (08/08/2013) [-]
Go **** yourself and then enjoy the ban, bitch.
User avatar #9 to #8 - PgFalcon (08/08/2013) [-]
No! Please don't ban me! I'm sorry! I didn't mean it! I'll do anything! =C

Laughin my ******* ass of over here dude.
#10 to #9 - anonymous (08/08/2013) [-]
Go **** yourself. Idiots like you should be eradicated from the Earth.
User avatar #11 to #10 - PgFalcon (08/08/2013) [-]
person one: "My dad works at funnyjunk. He gave me this recon armor. I'll ban your ass."
person two: "Please don't ban mah ass!"
person one: "....no"
#12 to #11 - anonymous (08/08/2013) [-]
Person one: You harass people and post porn to get your kicks. I'm going to spend ten minutes or so every hour thumbing you down so that your ass will be banned.
Person two: omg don't ban me lelelel umad bro what you gonna do about it xDxDxDxD
Person one: May the lord give me the strength to conquer this cancer.
User avatar #13 to #12 - PgFalcon (08/08/2013) [-]
hehehehehehe

Good luck dude.
#14 to #13 - anonymous (08/08/2013) [-]
**** you.
User avatar #15 to #14 - PgFalcon (08/08/2013) [-]
Better 'men' than you have tried and failed buddy. This is the internet. Figure that out. Thumbs aren't worth anything except cushion against red thumbs, and red thumbs mean you're having fun.

With the exception of using scripts you don't stand a chance... and fyi I use scripts... and this is just my porn account. XD

Check out pgfalcon.com though if you want to read something that will curl your socks right off your pretty vanilla spongecake toes though. =p
#2 - dwarfman (07/23/2013) [-]
I think I want to commit myself to seeing you banned from the site, have fun youngin'!
I think I want to commit myself to seeing you banned from the site, have fun youngin'!
#16 to #2 - anonymous (08/08/2013) [-]
>cowboy bebop ****
autism confirmed
User avatar #3 to #2 - PgFalcon (07/23/2013) [-]
Rofl, you wish. Yes. I am having fun. =p
User avatar #18 to #3 - PgFalcon (02/21/2014) [-]
Belgrade
User avatar #1 - PgFalcon (04/19/2013) [-]
I have a site, pgfalcon.com



Only go there if you're into extremely weird **** .
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