Hey man, if you're no longer collecting items and using FJ points, would you be willing to flick them my way? If not, it's cool :D

**budbrown rolls 82** if i were you, i would start making some comps

I've been waiting far to long for a new Tard Story. WE NEED MOAR!

>Be in my orchestra class on a day when we aren't playing.
>Weird kinda tard-cunt that was in my P.E. class is sitting by me and other kid.
>Kid asks me a question and I start to answer it when tard-bitch screams at me for interrupting her awful, warbling, Tardgolian attempts at human speech cause "she knew the right answer to the kids question and I was a dumby-head".
>She has awful hand eye coordination, she fell down playing baseball and whacked herself in her floppy, droopy tard queen-worthy tits with a bat, twice.
>Dumb cunt tries to hit me.
>I've taken 12 years of Russian Sambo, ever since I was four, reached the highest level possible for a minor and defeated my sensei in single unarmed combat (the bastard still beats the fuck out of me in everything else).
>Reacts without thinking and grabs her wrist mid reach, snaps it on both sides like I've been TRAINED TO DO ( btw if you're wondering, it sounds like dry crunchy noises coming from breaking uncooked spaghetti noodles) and yokes (punch choke combo thingy) her in the throat.
>Room is now SILENT.
>She usually cries when she gets hurt, kinda like "EUGAGAGHAGHAEUAAAGAU," but since her windpipe isn't working at the moment she just chokes and sputters while sounding like a dying walrus's slop hole.
>Stands over her convulsing body.
>Most people think I'm a big teddy bear, cause most of the time, I am, they are now terrified of my recently demonstrated fury.
>Girl who is in that class that i like is now terrified of me.
>MWF when the tard finally learns her lesson but I lost the girl of my dreams.

more tard stories
also maybe throw in one about the i like trains kid
>new tard in school
>teacher asks his name
>tard stands up on his desk
>says "I LIKE TRAINS"
>train crashes into school

What happened to the tard stories? I really enjoyed those. Then again theres a near infinite supply of them if you just read the comments in any one of your comps

dude i think you should stop putting the tard storiesi nthe 4chan channel
atleast the ones that dont have 4chan posts in them

Thank you for putting my tard story in your 23rd part. :D

I heard you had a $1000 iTunes charge.
Sucks bro.
Sucks.

hurry up with 22 ;o;

I love your tard stories, but can you stop making them in such tard dimensions? Its too small to read straight, but if I enlarge its way too big and I have to scroll back and forth, which is a pain to do for every line.

dont you dare stop makeing tard stories
they may be a bit repetitive but they are damn funny, when i read tardpolien in part 14 it was the hardest ive laughed on this site in ages

Best comps i've seen in a long while :DD

your comps are the first time in a while on funnyjunk i had a good, honest laugh.keep them coming!

If you have a tard story, put one inside of one of yours.
No sexual innuendo here.

Good sir, you have made me lol
I have literally laughed out loud
Thankyou. Please do more tard stories

<3

Literally read the tard stories for like 1.5 hours straight. Keep this shit going haha

Oh my god these are the funniest things I have seen on funnyjunk in forever, please, please, please keep them going, they are amazing!

I can not stop laughing. These are the best things on FJ.
And good luck with any future projects. Especially if they involve the Tard Stories.
Keep 'em comin' ;)