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Pestilence

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:11/13/2010
Last Login:12/18/2014
Location:Nebraska
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Content Ranking:#9440
Comment Ranking:#10008
Highest Content Rank:#658
Highest Comment Rank:#4781
Content Thumbs: 4132 total,  4574 ,  442
Comment Thumbs: 1580 total,  2120 ,  540
Content Level Progress: 92% (92/100)
Level 140 Content: Faptastic → Level 141 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 54% (54/100)
Level 215 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:50145
Times Content Favorited:538 times
Total Comments Made:653
FJ Points:5699
You cannot hope to fathom the depth of my being, for I am as infinite as the mind itself.

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#59 - I love being a metalhead.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/16/2013 on Dipshit humans +6
#75 - anonymous (08/16/2013) [-]
Power-metal is best metal.
#64 - Sabre (08/16/2013) [-]
Some fucker thumbed you down for this. Did my best to correct that. Fuck someone up in your next pit for me.
#65 - Pestilence (08/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #60 - Pestilence (08/16/2013) [-]
P.S.

Lyrics:

Through dwarven mines I lead an invincible army
Across Dragonland our warcries will be heard

As we journey inward heading for the home of the elves
A forest of magic a place of tranquil glades

Through elven woods nothing can stop us now
Across Dragonland we shall carry on

Axe wielding berserkers, the dwarves' might will serve the light
Arrowpoints of Mithril, elven scouts always hitting thei prey
Axe wielding berserkers, the dwarves' might will serve the light
Arrowpoints of Mithril, elven scouts always hitting thei prey
#120 - It says the circles have the same exact size. 08/06/2013 on Optical Illusion 0
#23 - The only thing that this post did for me is make me wonder why…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Well this is even worse... +1
User avatar #28 - laelaps (08/06/2013) [-]
you can scratch a scratch
#73 - hodhandr (08/06/2013) [-]
To clarify: You shouldn't.
Then again, you probably shouldn't itch an itch, either.
*looks at a wound that was a itchy mosquito bite two days ago*
#58 - Also, if you haven't watched this movie, go find that *… 08/01/2013 on He don't give a fuck! +3
#57 - Mark Wahlberg is a much better actor than Matt Damon, making t… 08/01/2013 on He don't give a fuck! 0
#44 - Ahab... Oh yes. Thumb for you. 07/31/2013 on Shredding by moonlight +1
#42 - My good sir, you are not the only one enjoying some quality Bl…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2013 on Shredding by moonlight +1
User avatar #50 - synapse (07/31/2013) [-]
awe shiet nigguh that's really kvlt
I'm serious, I like this.
#147 - >Mfw this post just reminded me that there are actually peo…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/30/2013 on O.o +7
#155 - xxxdemonxxx (07/31/2013) [-]
Also those who don't know military time.
User avatar #161 - vatra (07/31/2013) [-]
And those that are doubly fucked.
#56 - You’ve got to be kidding me. I’ve been further even more d… 07/30/2013 on 4chan gets religious +2
#25 - I definitely just said "explosive diarrhea" out loud…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/27/2013 on Explosive Diarrhea +20
User avatar #45 - jonnyfunk (07/27/2013) [-]
i said it with my ass.
#26 - ThaLuckyWilly (07/27/2013) [-]
I'm sure we all did
User avatar #31 - bloodeyes (07/27/2013) [-]
i did
#28 - Hmm yes. Now tell me how you really feel. 07/25/2013 on Rove +4
#102 - One day this will be worth a lot of money. 07/25/2013 on Metal Signatures +1
#15 - This makes me laugh and d'aww all over the place every time I … 07/25/2013 on Gimme gimme gimme gimme... 0
#97 - Sound of Silence you say? \m/ 07/24/2013 on Metal 0
#64 - I absolutely love Taylor Mali's material. I was lucky enough t… 07/24/2013 on What teachers make 0
#135 - Something related to metal that is on its way to front page. … 07/24/2013 on Metal +5
#52 - Smelborp got me rolling. I might have drooled a litt… 07/22/2013 on All hail +1
#66 - Hold the heathen hammer high with a battle cry For the pag… 07/21/2013 on Viking powa ! +4
#340 - This is the internet. Don't get your hopes up. 07/21/2013 on Check Mate 0
#337 - If you ever want to piss off an Australian, ask them if they d…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/21/2013 on Check Mate 0
#350 - threenippledcousin (07/21/2013) [-]
how would that piss anyone off?
User avatar #391 - gnarlueck (07/22/2013) [-]
It's not even close to Australian. It's just made up to sound foreign to justify selling shit beer at a high price.
#407 - threenippledcousin (07/22/2013) [-]
exactly my point, it's not offensive in anyway.
#256 - I actually typed it all out because I care. 07/21/2013 on Supportive Dad -1
#4 - QI >  [+] (2 new replies) 07/21/2013 on But who let the dogs out +77
User avatar #10 - burtgasm (07/21/2013) [-]
"the long answer is fuck no"
#19 - eddymolly (07/21/2013) [-]
#18 - Comment deleted 07/21/2013 on Embarrasing story time. 0
#237 - If III’ SOH WERE GIT, SLIP HUI WITH I HIE HIGH FIVE.…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/21/2013 on Supportive Dad -6
User avatar #253 - navadae (07/21/2013) [-]
you can copy/paste, congratulations -_-
User avatar #256 - Pestilence (07/21/2013) [-]
I actually typed it all out because I care.
#270 - I know the internet worships Barney, and he definitely is a cl… 07/21/2013 on keep it classy +8
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User avatar #2 - TrollfaceLawl (11/22/2010) [-]
Well **** you faggot I'm sorry my comment bothered you so much.
User avatar #3 to #2 - Pestilence (11/22/2010) [-]
Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut?
User avatar #1 - Boombawkz (11/22/2010) [-]
Epic, you are rank 1337 on content.
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