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Pestilence

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:11/13/2010
Last Login:5/15/2016
Location:Nebraska
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Content Level Progress: 30% (30/100)
Level 145 Content: Faptastic → Level 146 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 77% (77/100)
Level 218 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 219 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:78580
Times Content Favorited:546 times
Total Comments Made:759
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Favorite Tags: metal (2)
You cannot hope to fathom the depth of my being, for I am as infinite as the mind itself.

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#9 - Picture  [+] (1 reply) 04/25/2015 on cool cosplay +29
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#10 - retardedboss (04/25/2015) [-]
After staring at this for a while, all I can see is the result of someone impaling Mike Myers with Dana Carvey.
#40 - It better not be. That show was my **** every morning before …  [+] (2 replies) 04/18/2015 on 2lwd4mE +6
#114 - sociocat (04/18/2015) [-]
I BET THERE GONNA GIVE IT BOOBS SO PEOPLE WILL WATCH
#94 - anon (04/18/2015) [-]
"THESE GODDAMN ANIME NERDS BETTER KEEP THEIR HANDS OFF OF MY GODDAMN ANIME"
#26 - You're welcome.  [+] (2 replies) 04/17/2015 on For you bibliophiles +10
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#64 - dlman (04/18/2015) [-]
Umm, actually I agree with >>#39.
I found all the textbooks I need for my upcoming year on thriftbooks and will save around $70 compared to chegg.

Fuck Chegg.
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#39 - theimmortalemperor (04/18/2015) [-]
Fuck Chegg.
#42 - Vocal laughter came from my mouth. Thumb.  [+] (1 reply) 04/07/2015 on They hatin' +1
#70 - anon (04/07/2015) [-]
*fixed
#50 - Yes. 04/07/2015 on So There! +5
#156 - And then it grows up and you learn the Ancient Language and be…  [+] (5 replies) 04/07/2015 on Dragon thoughts +7
#225 - megayoming (04/07/2015) [-]
>dragon bro and yourself all happy and shit
>edgy empire be all like fuck you
>old story teller man be wizard and saves your sorry ass
>learn hows to be mystical and have plebles float
>go meet old man who thought story man was pepsi
>leave city to go and kill edgy bird people
>attacked by ebil goat horned people
>dragon is pissed off that it has to hide its Majestic body
>story bro sacrifices himself to save you
>meet edgy rich emo kid
>secret plot twist that he be your half brother and story man was dad
>dragon knew the whole damn time
>body is mutilated by collective evil spirits
>uncurable problem
>dragons say how about no
>you is the dragon elf man with eyes that scare people
>learn about plot and father/half brother
>half brother be edgy emo and was not dead
>mfw My life was all a great lie and the events that transpired were dictated by an entity far more powerful


Eragon would of joined the empire if they asked but those edgy bird insects ruined it.
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#164 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/07/2015) [-]
I like that book. but the games and movies are fucking horrible
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#159 - vortexrain (04/07/2015) [-]
And leave your homeland forever.
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#186 - whycanticaps (04/07/2015) [-]
and your brother betrays you
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#198 - Mr Ronok (04/07/2015) [-]
but in the end actually helps sort of and redeems himself