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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:11/13/2010
Last Login:11/26/2014
Location:Nebraska
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Content Ranking:#5182
Comment Ranking:#15259
Highest Content Rank:#658
Highest Comment Rank:#4781
Content Thumbs: 4105 total,  4545 ,  440
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Content Level Progress: 72% (72/100)
Level 140 Content: Faptastic → Level 141 Content: Faptastic
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Level 214 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 215 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Times Content Favorited:538 times
Total Comments Made:624
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You cannot hope to fathom the depth of my being, for I am as infinite as the mind itself.

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#699 - I'd much rather be my favorite book character.  [+] (5 new replies) 09/17/2013 on And this is bad thing... +2
User avatar #714 - aussieftw (09/17/2013) [-]
Well, it's also a movie and a game, so you're in luck
#721 - professorrowan (09/17/2013) [-]
there's a game?
User avatar #722 - aussieftw (09/17/2013) [-]
Yeah, original xbox. Don't know about about PS. It was alright, doesn't follow the story very well at all really.
User avatar #717 - Pestilence (09/17/2013) [-]
We don't speak of those, nor do we acknowledge their existence.
User avatar #718 - aussieftw (09/17/2013) [-]
I was just trying to make your dreams a reality. You look nice today, have you done something different with your hair?
#237 - I think "clever" is the more appropriate adjective h… 09/17/2013 on Marine Teacher 0
#68 - Fantastic job.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2013 on 350 year Oak tree. 0
User avatar #69 - Nihatclodra (09/17/2013) [-]
Yeah, pretty good for 10 minutes of work... though I am now noticing I screwed up on the right side a bit, they're too defined to look painting-ish...
#43 - Is there a 1920:1080 of this? Definitely would like i…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/16/2013 on 350 year Oak tree. +1
#45 - Nihatclodra (09/16/2013) [-]
There wasn't: so I grabbed the highest-quality and highest resolution one I could find (which was of the area being flooded, which looks cooler in my opinion), scaled it to 1920x1080, and used photoshop to increase the quality and stylize it to look like a painting.

What do you think?
User avatar #68 - Pestilence (09/17/2013) [-]
Fantastic job.
User avatar #69 - Nihatclodra (09/17/2013) [-]
Yeah, pretty good for 10 minutes of work... though I am now noticing I screwed up on the right side a bit, they're too defined to look painting-ish...
#153 - I do believe that this is from Korn's music video of "Rig…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2013 on the definition of cringeworthy +1
#154 - jowan (09/15/2013) [-]
"I like to cut myself and watch the blood hit the ground"...Yup
#37 - Go look at who replied to that comment. Mindsplosion.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2013 on Cards Against Humanity +2
#38 - justakewldewd (09/14/2013) [-]
I've missed these special moments together.
#53 - You are a god. 09/11/2013 on Most Controversial Game of... 0
#745 - Highly suggest using with this. 09/10/2013 on Need music +1
#139 - Having an unlimited amount of any currency would render that c… 09/09/2013 on World problems solved. 0
#120 - It's Terraria. Collecting stars at night for mana crystals... … 09/09/2013 on What If? +1
#100 - People often ask me why I take my walks at night. I s…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/08/2013 on What If? +3
#150 - Mexicandude (09/09/2013) [-]
Man I really wish the devs didn't abandon terraria. I haven't seen an update in ages.
User avatar #115 - psyachu (09/09/2013) [-]
Pic sauce?
User avatar #120 - Pestilence (09/09/2013) [-]
It's Terraria. Collecting stars at night for mana crystals...



No one gets it.
#156 - MS Paint professional.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/08/2013 on Canada 0
User avatar #185 - acleverusername (09/09/2013) [-]
actually that's one of the times when they're not sorry
#67 - Superman... 09/06/2013 on Apologetic Me 0
#2 - Keepin' it real.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/04/2013 on Greetings, hound 0
User avatar #3 - departed (09/04/2013) [-]
Oh, I thought it was some form of reference or something XD
#73 - This is just ignorant. Whenever people talk about piracy hurt… 09/04/2013 on RRRrrrriiiiiiiiiiggggggghhh... +2
#50 - I've been laughing at "butt sneeze" for a good five … 09/01/2013 on /b/ +1
#111 - ... I keep looking back at "Will the Smith famil…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/27/2013 on Will Smith Family reaction +9
#115 - TehFunnyMan (08/27/2013) [-]
#112 - ApocalypseKing (08/27/2013) [-]
#390 - They are both fantastic genres. I'm more of a Black M… 08/23/2013 on metal fonts 0
#386 - A few more of my favorites: Alcest Opeth Bloodbath  [+] (2 new replies) 08/23/2013 on metal fonts +1
User avatar #393 - cosmicapprentice (08/23/2013) [-]
I'll give you a thump if you can guess what cover is my profile pic from
User avatar #391 - cosmicapprentice (08/23/2013) [-]
Lol and I'm listening to Les Voyages de L'Ame right now.
#373 - Wolves in the Throne Room  [+] (5 new replies) 08/23/2013 on metal fonts +2
#388 - cosmicapprentice (08/23/2013) [-]
Also, Sargeist, although it's not hard to read, still I like their logo really much.
#386 - Pestilence (08/23/2013) [-]
A few more of my favorites:

Alcest Opeth
Bloodbath
User avatar #393 - cosmicapprentice (08/23/2013) [-]
I'll give you a thump if you can guess what cover is my profile pic from
User avatar #391 - cosmicapprentice (08/23/2013) [-]
Lol and I'm listening to Les Voyages de L'Ame right now.
User avatar #376 - cosmicapprentice (08/23/2013) [-]
Damn I just posted it lol.
#65 - Picture 08/16/2013 on Dipshit humans +2
#60 - P.S. Lyrics: Through dwarven mines I lead an… 08/16/2013 on Dipshit humans +2
#59 - I love being a metalhead.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/16/2013 on Dipshit humans +6
#75 - Womens Study Major (08/16/2013) [-]
Power-metal is best metal.
#64 - Sabre (08/16/2013) [-]
Some fucker thumbed you down for this. Did my best to correct that. Fuck someone up in your next pit for me.
#65 - Pestilence (08/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #60 - Pestilence (08/16/2013) [-]
P.S.

Lyrics:

Through dwarven mines I lead an invincible army
Across Dragonland our warcries will be heard

As we journey inward heading for the home of the elves
A forest of magic a place of tranquil glades

Through elven woods nothing can stop us now
Across Dragonland we shall carry on

Axe wielding berserkers, the dwarves' might will serve the light
Arrowpoints of Mithril, elven scouts always hitting thei prey
Axe wielding berserkers, the dwarves' might will serve the light
Arrowpoints of Mithril, elven scouts always hitting thei prey
#120 - It says the circles have the same exact size. 08/06/2013 on Optical Illusion 0
#23 - The only thing that this post did for me is make me wonder why…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Well this is even worse... +1
User avatar #28 - laelaps (08/06/2013) [-]
you can scratch a scratch
#73 - hodhandr (08/06/2013) [-]
To clarify: You shouldn't.
Then again, you probably shouldn't itch an itch, either.
*looks at a wound that was a itchy mosquito bite two days ago*
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User avatar #2 - TrollfaceLawl (11/22/2010) [-]
Well **** you faggot I'm sorry my comment bothered you so much.
User avatar #3 to #2 - Pestilence (11/22/2010) [-]
Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut?
User avatar #1 - Boombawkz (11/22/2010) [-]
Epic, you are rank 1337 on content.
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