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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:11/13/2010
Last Login:12/26/2014
Location:Nebraska
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Content Ranking:#9366
Comment Ranking:#9890
Highest Content Rank:#658
Highest Comment Rank:#4781
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Times Content Favorited:538 times
Total Comments Made:654
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You cannot hope to fathom the depth of my being, for I am as infinite as the mind itself.

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#5 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2013 on Meanwhile in my newfeed.. +6
User avatar #27 - jonajon (11/13/2013) [-]
Awesome.
#65 - Every single one of you need to read this book. Please. Do it … 11/13/2013 on The Inheritance Cycle in a... 0
#64 - Paolini backed himself into a corner by making Galbatorix so p… 11/13/2013 on The Inheritance Cycle in a... +2
#75 - And that, boys and girls, is why Norway pays it's citizens to …  [+] (10 new replies) 11/13/2013 on Oh the humanity! +16
#153 - anonymous (11/13/2013) [-]
Wait so you're saying this oil money is a result of Norway paying for people to go to college and not pure geographical luck?
#358 - anonymous (11/13/2013) [-]
The money is a result of us managing to say "Fuck you" to everyone who isn't Norway trying to get at our oil. And then because of our education system we could find more oil and research better ways of getting to/finding it.
#112 - anonymous (11/13/2013) [-]
The payment system for the college fund is completely unfair.

As a Norwegian student i can say that i get a bit more than 100$ a year, while some of my classmates get over 2000$ a year.
#359 - anonymous (11/13/2013) [-]
That depends on your background and whether or not you're living a ways away from your parents.

"over 2000$ a year." involves loans, or they have a poor background.
User avatar #102 - sonnyboii (11/13/2013) [-]
We dont get paid ._.
User avatar #113 - malkovo (11/13/2013) [-]
hvis du tar yrkesfag jo
User avatar #114 - sonnyboii (11/13/2013) [-]
wut? Veit ikkje nåke om det
Alt ej veit e at vi fe stipend her og der
User avatar #117 - malkovo (11/13/2013) [-]
foreks. TIP, der får du to år skule og to år lærling, dei åra som lærling får du lønna til en med fagbrev får på et år, so ja, du får betalt for utdanninga, og uansett fåkkje alle noke meir stipend enn utstyrsstipend
User avatar #118 - sonnyboii (11/13/2013) [-]
jaja, klart det med at en fe lønn som lærling da.

Det e mange som får 20k+ for ting som skilte foreldre, eller enn bur litt lengre borte enn andre
#92 - anonymous (11/13/2013) [-]
Because neither Denmark nor Sweden does that..
#78 - I can't stop smiling. My face is cramping. P… 11/10/2013 on my favorite gif to cheer... -4
#34 - And suddenly I'm in tears. Smelborp. 11/09/2013 on What I did... 0
#83 - THAT THING IS A ******* EYE? THIS WHOLE … 11/09/2013 on I am the one who laughs +2
#154 - >Log in >20+ alerts that someone has mentioned me in… 11/09/2013 on Cat'pocalipse +4
#5 - Why did this make me laugh so hard? 11/06/2013 on Press any button to continue 0
#38 - He is the only* member of Burzum. He is actually quite an inte…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2013 on Good Parenting +1
User avatar #40 - bjorntheberserk (11/05/2013) [-]
By "main" I kind of meant "only". But I have been a fan of Burzum since I was 19 and am 26 now so I know a lot about his ideals and his philosophy. I am actually looking forward to seeing the movie his wife and him made called "Forebears".

In a lot of ways Varg remains me of Quorthon of Bathory. I actually quite enjoy Bathory and Burzum the same. Also RIP Quorthon.
#54 - Because To Zanarkand from Final Fantasy X was already posted, … 11/04/2013 on They're right 0
#100 - Fairy --x2--> Dragon Now explain that **** .  [+] (12 new replies) 10/29/2013 on Critical hit +5
#172 - jimjoejohnson (10/29/2013) [-]
I heard it was a reference to the dragon slayers in Fairy Tail, but I don't think that's true.
User avatar #142 - deltaxomega (10/29/2013) [-]
"Fairy tales do not tell children that dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragon can be killed."
User avatar #132 - zeroxnight (10/29/2013) [-]
homage to the fairy tail series. natsu is a mage from the guild Fairy Tail, that boasts the most users of Dragon Slayer Magic
User avatar #153 - fizzor (10/29/2013) [-]
That sounds like a load of shit to me, but okay.
#131 - kaboomz (10/29/2013) [-]
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faggotry is powerfull
#125 - greenbracelet (10/29/2013) [-]
miracles
User avatar #107 - dragontamers (10/29/2013) [-]
No matter how powerful you make a dragon it will always be a fairy-tale.
User avatar #126 - aliapheese (10/29/2013) [-]
Fuck, that was almost beautiful.
User avatar #111 - feelythefeel (10/29/2013) [-]
Bio-genetics, bitch.
User avatar #104 - deltoraquest (10/29/2013) [-]
wasnt there someone on 4chan who had a gay cousin beat a lizard?
User avatar #103 - mrperyite (10/29/2013) [-]
As someone said before, in fairy tales a hero defeats and kills a dragon
User avatar #102 - holycrapimacupcake (10/29/2013) [-]
Magic muthafuka.
#1 - The URL messed up. Here it is: 10/12/2013 on Pokemon X & Y 0
#349 - Well, I wouldn't say that... 10/12/2013 on The League of Legends... +1
#490 - I've been stabbed in my arm with a pen. 12 inches deep with a … 10/10/2013 on How fucked are you? 0
#59 - 1. To be a pig 2. To be able to fly 3. Have the abil…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/10/2013 on Grabnak +25
#104 - anonymous (10/10/2013) [-]
You don't need to wish for the first thing though
#14 - Comment deleted 10/10/2013 on Contest 0
#1159 - **Pestilence rolled a random comment #6161128 posted by oi… 10/08/2013 on Your Last Words +1
#52 - Haptic immersion rig and OASIS, please.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/06/2013 on The world of gaming 0
User avatar #55 - theluppijackal (10/06/2013) [-]
Sweet baby jesus I loved the fuck outta that novel
#82 - Agnostic Atheist here. Both sides of my family are he… 09/26/2013 on Atheism vs Theism 0
#61 - One of the best movies of all time. 09/24/2013 on The New Breakfast Club +4
#13 - IS THAT UNWRAPPED? IT'S BEEN TOO LONG  [+] (2 new replies) 09/23/2013 on change the channel +1
#14 - rubiksoctohedron (09/23/2013) [-]
don't know I just cut apart this picture and placed a bunch of pieces on him yes those are skittles
#22 - dandyhandy (09/23/2013) [-]
He was adding to the joke...
And you ruined it....
#115 - >Mischief managed 09/23/2013 on feels overload 0
#164 - It probably wasn't his bike.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2013 on A Good Black Guy -1
#171 - darakken (09/22/2013) [-]
He probably stole it.
hint hint
#211 - Nope. You wake up with a note stapled to your chest that reads… 09/20/2013 on Canada is a Magical Place +3
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User avatar #2 - TrollfaceLawl (11/22/2010) [-]
Well **** you faggot I'm sorry my comment bothered you so much.
User avatar #3 to #2 - Pestilence (11/22/2010) [-]
Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut?
User avatar #1 - Boombawkz (11/22/2010) [-]
Epic, you are rank 1337 on content.
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