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Date Signed Up:11/13/2010
Last Login:12/29/2014
Location:Nebraska
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Content Ranking:#9341
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Highest Content Rank:#658
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You cannot hope to fathom the depth of my being, for I am as infinite as the mind itself.

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#67 - I'm also 6'3. Whenever someone tells me their height and it's … 03/18/2014 on lel 0
#63 - Does FJ even Thor?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/14/2014 on The Mighty Thor Facts +2
#74 - herbolifee (03/14/2014) [-]
Oh yes.
User avatar #69 - benjiburns (03/14/2014) [-]
ohyes
#32 - Hercules is a fantastic movie, along with pretty much every ot… 03/14/2014 on (untitled) +3
#143 - It is because I hate Joffrey Baratheon that I love Jack Gleeso… 03/14/2014 on This guy. Fuck this guy +8
#85 - A supermassive black hole (SMBH) is the largest type of black … 02/18/2014 on Space and that 0
#81 - It is truly saddening to know that we were born too late to ex…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/18/2014 on Space and that +5
User avatar #105 - timelordjam (02/18/2014) [-]
but seriously though. I think that in around 20 years or so we will be venturing pretty damn far out planets and getting to them quickly. We are already gearing up to send people to live on fucking mars
User avatar #104 - timelordjam (02/18/2014) [-]
But think about this. In 10 years or so we will be apart of the age group THAT STARTS HUMANITIES JOURNEYS INTO THE STARS. INTO THE FURTHER PLANETS. AND IN THE FUTURE THE GENERATION THAT CAN TELEPORT TO THAT GALAXY IN 10 SECONDS WILL REMEMBER THIS TIME AND KNOW THAT WE, AS HUMAN BEINGS STARTED THE REST OF THE FUTURE TOWARDS EXPLORATION
#99 - tacticalbacon (02/18/2014) [-]
I have something that may brighten up the day, NASA is sending people to Mars soonish
User avatar #89 - demandsgayversion (02/18/2014) [-]
We could still find advanced technology just under the surface of Mars.
User avatar #84 - malhaloc (02/18/2014) [-]
Actually the hole isn't massive, its the super condensed star in the center of it causing the hole that's massive. Still fascinating shit!
User avatar #85 - Pestilence (02/18/2014) [-]
A supermassive black hole (SMBH) is the largest type of black hole, on the order of hundreds of thousands to billions of solar masses. Most—and possibly all—galaxies are inferred to contain a supermassive black hole at their centers.[2][3] In the case of the Milky Way, the SMBH is believed to correspond with the location of Sagittarius A*.[4] ~ Wikipedia - and I study astronomy.

You're right, though, it's not actually a hole, that's why I said that it is an object so dense that light can't escape its pull.
User avatar #83 - chuca (02/18/2014) [-]
don't feel too bad, as the bloodthirsty humans we are, we would wipe ourselves to or very near to extinction before we ever could come close enough technologically to that kind of space exploration
#108 - Forgot to log in. Oh well, I hope I've helped you understand. 02/11/2014 on Bill Nye is a cool guy +2
#13 - >Log on >5 new notifications >"___"… 01/22/2014 on The end is near! +1
#139 - >Mfw people still believe that the moon landing was fake. 01/16/2014 on The moon walk was a lie +2
#210 - Picture 01/14/2014 on link to song in desc 0
#208 - Picture 01/14/2014 on link to song in desc 0
#202 - ITT: Songs that spark your emotions.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/14/2014 on link to song in desc -1
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#44 - (I'm beginning to remember...) Stop it, keep the memories down… 12/28/2013 on Memorable Game Quotes +1
#123 - The curious case of Benjamin the pervert. 12/26/2013 on Crushes +2
#98 - They are both commonly used and viewed as Satanic symbols. 12/24/2013 on I dislike satanists -1
#10 - The ******* title. Kudos. 12/24/2013 on Rock-blocked +2
#80 - Actually, it is a Satanic symbol. Inverting the Latin cross …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/24/2013 on I dislike satanists -6
User avatar #97 - mrselfdestruct (12/24/2013) [-]
correction: an upside-down crucifix is the satanic symbol
crucifix = cross with Jesus on it
cross = no Jesus on it
User avatar #98 - Pestilence (12/24/2013) [-]
They are both commonly used and viewed as Satanic symbols.
#56 - Defacing a grave like that isn't funny; it's ****** up. 12/22/2013 on Funny Comp +14
#88 - Galaxy Note 3 master race. 12/22/2013 on clever siri -1
#64 - It is.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2013 on oohhhwaahhaaa 0
#66 - szymonf (12/19/2013) [-]
Turns out I don't know how to spell his last name
#58 - That's Wing Chun.  [+] (7 new replies) 12/19/2013 on Kung Fu With Love +5
#76 - hurzg (12/19/2013) [-]
I thought his name was Donny Yen.
User avatar #72 - therror (12/19/2013) [-]
finally someone recognized... practisioner of 5 years here
User avatar #67 - spiceycoughdrop (12/19/2013) [-]
Agreed but for the record, Wing Chun is a form of Kung Fu lol
User avatar #77 - hiyorin (12/19/2013) [-]
no shit.
User avatar #78 - spiceycoughdrop (12/19/2013) [-]
Don't see you pointing it out. Besides it's not as obvious to others asit is us.
User avatar #79 - hiyorin (12/19/2013) [-]
I'll point something out when someone asks, I don't want to slap my internet dick on someone's internet face when they don't ask for it.
User avatar #82 - spiceycoughdrop (12/19/2013) [-]
Just putting the little factoid out there. If you honestly perceive every bit of random and/or voluntary information as 'egotistical', then you're the one with the problem.
#35 - Bruce Lee is one of my role models in life, based on his philo…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/19/2013 on oohhhwaahhaaa +5
User avatar #91 - thisistheguy (12/19/2013) [-]
Jean-Claude motherfucking Van Damme I love this movie
User avatar #63 - szymonf (12/19/2013) [-]
That looks like a very young Jean Claude Van Dam
User avatar #64 - Pestilence (12/19/2013) [-]
It is.
#66 - szymonf (12/19/2013) [-]
Turns out I don't know how to spell his last name
#1186 - Look at their hair and eye color, among other similarities. … 12/19/2013 on Thanks FJ 0
#19 - "Hue hue hue" 12/13/2013 on When trees attack 0
#12 - Comment deleted 12/12/2013 on Ravens +1
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User avatar #2 - TrollfaceLawl (11/22/2010) [-]
Well **** you faggot I'm sorry my comment bothered you so much.
User avatar #3 to #2 - Pestilence (11/22/2010) [-]
Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut?
User avatar #1 - Boombawkz (11/22/2010) [-]
Epic, you are rank 1337 on content.
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