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Date Signed Up:11/13/2010
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#28 - Behold, my favorite cover of this song I strongly rec…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/27/2013 on Get Wrecked +3
#63 - flapz (11/27/2013) [-]
much better than the original but I still don't like the song...

thanks for the video though
User avatar #61 - vicsix (11/27/2013) [-]
That bassist is going harder than a pedophile in a nursery.
User avatar #68 - Pestilence (11/28/2013) [-]
That "bassist" is Drewsif Stallin, the guy that wrote all of the instrumentals.

It's not a bass; it's an 8-string guitar.
User avatar #70 - vicsix (11/29/2013) [-]
Listen at the beginning. The bassist.
User avatar #71 - Pestilence (11/29/2013) [-]
I know. That's him slapping his 8 string.
User avatar #72 - vicsix (11/29/2013) [-]
But the guy playing the 8 string guitar isn't moving his hands nearly enough for the bass in the background, and his notes are in perfect sync with the guitar notes being played.
User avatar #73 - Pestilence (11/29/2013) [-]
It's called a backing track.

You don't see him playing the drums, either.
User avatar #74 - vicsix (11/29/2013) [-]
Then how can you say you know he's not playing a bass?
User avatar #75 - Pestilence (11/29/2013) [-]
Because it's a very specific sound. He uses an AxeFX II for his guitar tones. It's just a lower octave, clean version of what he plays at 1:02.
#30 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 11/25/2013 on But what can we do to fix... +1
User avatar #82 - tittentei (11/25/2013) [-]
thats such a porly placed knife

it's not gonna do anything
User avatar #48 - thisotherdude (11/25/2013) [-]
Fuck you nature! I'm tired of your shit.
User avatar #37 - mrgreatnamess (11/25/2013) [-]
Fuck yeah, humanity
#142 - Lately I've really been into Black Metal. My mood is ever-chan… 11/23/2013 on *judging intensifies* +1
#52 - If we're taking about the gamer master race, then sure, I agre… 11/22/2013 on Organized +1
#128 - >Implying someone would choose having themselves thrust int…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2013 on Pick your poison +2
User avatar #155 - noideawhatimdoing (11/22/2013) [-]
**the resident evil zombies arent JUST slow mindless zombies.. they can run/jog but also lets not forget the mutations like the puppy dogs, NEMISIS, and other stellar fuckery
#41 - Original cases, sorted b- Lol jk, PC master race.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/22/2013 on Organized -1
User avatar #46 - inuares (11/22/2013) [-]
PC is not the gaming master race. Having all systems used to play games is what qualifies for being the master race. Also, I have a couple old PC games that came in cases.
User avatar #52 - Pestilence (11/22/2013) [-]
If we're taking about the gamer master race, then sure, I agree with you.

Speaking purely about gaming platforms, though, the PC out-scales consoles both in performance specs and game libraries, and will for the foreseeable future.
#347 - The Ip Man fight scene is indeed a legendary one. The movie is… 11/22/2013 on Bored? Have Netflix? 0
#268 - "He slapped my ass and said 'good game'." 11/22/2013 on Awkward Sexual Experiences... +5
#6745152 - THE FUCK YOU JUST SAY? 11/22/2013 on retard forum 0
#483 - Via Bull fucking shit. 11/18/2013 on So true 0
#4527217 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2013 on Play items 0
#4527219 - adplum (11/18/2013) [-]
#4527215 - Yeah, say that to my face.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/18/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4527216 - adplum (11/18/2013) [-]
ur dum
#4527217 - Pestilence (11/18/2013) [-]
#4527219 - adplum (11/18/2013) [-]
#234 - It's entirely in Japanese with English subtitles. 11/13/2013 on Motivational 0
#206 - If you haven't watched 13 Assassins... you really need to. I'v…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/13/2013 on Motivational +1
#243 - nyangiraffe (11/13/2013) [-]
That movie was amazing!
#231 - tyroneisanigger (11/13/2013) [-]
Looks good but one question, Is this movie in English?
If it is I'll download it.
User avatar #234 - Pestilence (11/13/2013) [-]
It's entirely in Japanese with English subtitles.
#210 - Supernatural was filmed quite a bit in Nebraska. That's about … 11/13/2013 on I Know That Place! 0
#5 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2013 on Meanwhile in my newfeed.. +6
User avatar #27 - jonajon (11/13/2013) [-]
Awesome.
#65 - Every single one of you need to read this book. Please. Do it … 11/13/2013 on The Inheritance Cycle in a... 0
#64 - Paolini backed himself into a corner by making Galbatorix so p… 11/13/2013 on The Inheritance Cycle in a... +2
#75 - And that, boys and girls, is why Norway pays it's citizens to …  [+] (10 new replies) 11/13/2013 on Oh the humanity! +16
#153 - anonymous (11/13/2013) [-]
Wait so you're saying this oil money is a result of Norway paying for people to go to college and not pure geographical luck?
#358 - anonymous (11/13/2013) [-]
The money is a result of us managing to say "Fuck you" to everyone who isn't Norway trying to get at our oil. And then because of our education system we could find more oil and research better ways of getting to/finding it.
#112 - anonymous (11/13/2013) [-]
The payment system for the college fund is completely unfair.

As a Norwegian student i can say that i get a bit more than 100$ a year, while some of my classmates get over 2000$ a year.
#359 - anonymous (11/13/2013) [-]
That depends on your background and whether or not you're living a ways away from your parents.

"over 2000$ a year." involves loans, or they have a poor background.
User avatar #102 - sonnyboii (11/13/2013) [-]
We dont get paid ._.
User avatar #113 - malkovo (11/13/2013) [-]
hvis du tar yrkesfag jo
User avatar #114 - sonnyboii (11/13/2013) [-]
wut? Veit ikkje nåke om det
Alt ej veit e at vi fe stipend her og der
User avatar #117 - malkovo (11/13/2013) [-]
foreks. TIP, der får du to år skule og to år lærling, dei åra som lærling får du lønna til en med fagbrev får på et år, so ja, du får betalt for utdanninga, og uansett fåkkje alle noke meir stipend enn utstyrsstipend
User avatar #118 - sonnyboii (11/13/2013) [-]
jaja, klart det med at en fe lønn som lærling da.

Det e mange som får 20k+ for ting som skilte foreldre, eller enn bur litt lengre borte enn andre
#92 - anonymous (11/13/2013) [-]
Because neither Denmark nor Sweden does that..
#78 - I can't stop smiling. My face is cramping. P… 11/10/2013 on my favorite gif to cheer... -4
#34 - And suddenly I'm in tears. Smelborp. 11/09/2013 on What I did... 0
#83 - THAT THING IS A FUCKING EYE? THIS WHOLE TIME I THOUGH… 11/09/2013 on I am the one who laughs +2
#154 - >Log in >20+ alerts that someone has mentioned me in… 11/09/2013 on Cat'pocalipse +4
#5 - Why did this make me laugh so hard? 11/06/2013 on Press any button to continue 0
#38 - He is the only* member of Burzum. He is actually quite an inte…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2013 on Good Parenting +1
User avatar #40 - bjorntheberserk (11/05/2013) [-]
By "main" I kind of meant "only". But I have been a fan of Burzum since I was 19 and am 26 now so I know a lot about his ideals and his philosophy. I am actually looking forward to seeing the movie his wife and him made called "Forebears".

In a lot of ways Varg remains me of Quorthon of Bathory. I actually quite enjoy Bathory and Burzum the same. Also RIP Quorthon.
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User avatar #2 - TrollfaceLawl (11/22/2010) [-]
Well fuck you faggot I'm sorry my comment bothered you so much.
User avatar #3 to #2 - Pestilence (11/22/2010) [-]
Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut?
User avatar #1 - Boombawkz (11/22/2010) [-]
Epic, you are rank 1337 on content.
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