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#221 - Picture 09/04/2014 on Disney lost their balls 0
#18 - Made me think of this: When I am dead, lay me in a mo…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2014 on If I Die Young... -1
User avatar #48 - PokeBALLS (08/26/2014) [-]
Should of made you think of this really. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aw8W6hYGZ0E
#28 - Are those his glasses? It looks like he's squinting because he… 08/26/2014 on Poor Kitty +1
#49 - Picture 08/26/2014 on MRW I spot a buddy in my... 0
#97 - No **** ? You missed the point. Some peop… 08/14/2014 on Comedic Genius 0
#84 - One is often times a result of genetics, not laziness or a poo…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/13/2014 on Comedic Genius 0
#93 - anonexplains (08/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, not like you can't try and at least fucking work on it.
User avatar #97 - Pestilence (08/14/2014) [-]
No shit?

You missed the point. Some people don't have any control over becoming overweight, even if they live a healthy lifestyle. Everyone can choose to not smoke cigarettes.
#78 - Picture 08/13/2014 on louis ck 0
#159 - " **** you want" I don't know i… 08/13/2014 on Ex texts be best +1
#713 - Thank me later. 07/22/2014 on Games 0
#39 - I'm gasping for air. holy **** 06/17/2014 on how i thought gay people... 0
#91 - Well, I would say things like "You're wrong" and &qu… 06/17/2014 on Breakfast Club Now 0
#90 - I almost empathized with the OP until ">tfw no qt3.14g…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2014 on feels. +1
User avatar #103 - zebanktoon (06/16/2014) [-]
Pretty sure it was meant as comic relief.
#22 - This is one of the greatest movies ever made. If you see it as…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/16/2014 on Breakfast Club Now +1
#31 - anonexplains (06/16/2014) [-]
LOL stfu one of the best movies ever made bullshit. Mediocre acting, rushed ending, pretty good plot, not so great plot progression. Movies a solid good at best. Way over hyped people like to think they're cool for seeing an old movie. Shits not that great stop following the bandwagon pussy.
User avatar #91 - Pestilence (06/17/2014) [-]
Well, I would say things like "You're wrong" and "LOL stfu this movie isn't that good bullshit", but this is all a matter of opinion. I watched The Breakfast Club for the first time when I was 8 years old, and it's always been a figure of nostalgia and something I related to as a child.

I'm not trying to discredit your objective view of the movie, but I am telling you that calling me a bandwagoner for genuinely enjoying this movie is hypocritical, because you've jumped on the bandwagon of hating on it.
#166 - White is right. 06/16/2014 on Colored +1
#62 - Martial arts post = all my thumb 06/12/2014 on Chuck Norris disguised as a... +1
#18 - Vouch. Quality Google search. 05/28/2014 on Oh n-oh..well then +4
#87 - If you look hard enough, there are good people on this Earth. 05/28/2014 on Faith +5
#1396 - Sup 05/28/2014 on Let's make a story. 0
#68 - Fantastic album.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2014 on (untitled) -1
User avatar #77 - mkoala (05/26/2014) [-]
I haven't heard their latest one, is it good?
#12 - Are we not going to talk about the guy up front wearing the wr…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2014 on If at first you don't succeed 0
User avatar #19 - Silver Quantum (05/25/2014) [-]
and he's wearing sun glasses. complete fail
#114 - Dark Souls 2 is a fantastic game, and the Dark Souls 1 fanboys…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/25/2014 on EZ mode confirmed +7
#147 - crackedpepper (05/25/2014) [-]
my biggest complaint about souls 2 is simple. you walk for a minute and go through a door in a sewer and you are around the corner of the coast in heides tower of flame. or how the world doesn't make sense if you map it out, there's an area near shaded wood where 3 or 4 zones overlap and so if your trying to remember a map it becomes fucked.

the world is full of these zones that fling you around the world map. in souls 1 if you walked for a minute that put you one minute away from where you were. and i liked that feeling.
#125 - drackmore (05/25/2014) [-]
Well I thought it was a good game, nice looking world, well designed mobs and bosses. I think my biggest gripe is overall the level design, in darksouls the world was open and interconnected while Dark Souls 2 had MANY one way passages requiring you to warp about. Also wasn't a huge fan of the Soul Level ordeal.
#84 - "Who is your provider? Besides me LOL" … 05/25/2014 on Why I think parents should... +1
#78 - A lot of people think Nebraska is just a field of corn in the …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2014 on Kid visits an animal shelter 0
#79 - ilikepatatas (05/15/2014) [-]
oh shit just like the shark tunnel in zoo tycoon
this is a color palette moddedversion but the only one i could find
#85 - Clerks 3 soon. I have never been so pumped for a movie.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2014 on i'm coming for you... +2
User avatar #97 - utburd (05/14/2014) [-]
I thought you were bullshitting
How did I not know about this?! Thank you, this made my day awesome.
#86 - Picture 05/05/2014 on Play the song in the... 0


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User avatar #2 - TrollfaceLawl (11/22/2010) [-]
Well **** you faggot I'm sorry my comment bothered you so much.
User avatar #3 to #2 - Pestilence (11/22/2010) [-]
User avatar #1 - Boombawkz (11/22/2010) [-]
Epic, you are rank 1337 on content.
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