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Pestilence

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:11/13/2010
Last Login:4/01/2015
Location:Nebraska
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Content Ranking:#3001
Comment Ranking:#27982
Highest Content Rank:#658
Highest Comment Rank:#4781
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Comment Thumbs: 1584 total,  2125 ,  541
Content Level Progress: 22% (22/100)
Level 145 Content: Faptastic → Level 146 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 55% (55/100)
Level 215 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:7
Content Views:74091
Times Content Favorited:547 times
Total Comments Made:664
FJ Points:6130
You cannot hope to fathom the depth of my being, for I am as infinite as the mind itself.

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#71 - Your point is moot then. lol  [+] (4 new replies) 11/29/2014 on My words of wisdom 0
User avatar #73 - poutinesalad (11/29/2014) [-]
Not at all. Women (lesbians excluded) like dicks. You can try to deny that all you want but its not going to make you right.
User avatar #75 - Pestilence (11/29/2014) [-]
Women like what they can do with dicks. From my experience, they don't find dicks aesthetically pleasing.
User avatar #76 - poutinesalad (11/29/2014) [-]
How unfortunate for you.
User avatar #77 - Pestilence (11/29/2014) [-]
I know. It's a cross I must bear. No woman wants to simply stare at my dick; they always want to touch it and stuff. It's irritating.
#69 - I'm fairly sure random dick pics weird them out.  [+] (6 new replies) 11/29/2014 on My words of wisdom 0
User avatar #70 - poutinesalad (11/29/2014) [-]
Yeah because you were being a weird fuck by sending them a random dick pic.
User avatar #71 - Pestilence (11/29/2014) [-]
Your point is moot then. lol
User avatar #73 - poutinesalad (11/29/2014) [-]
Not at all. Women (lesbians excluded) like dicks. You can try to deny that all you want but its not going to make you right.
User avatar #75 - Pestilence (11/29/2014) [-]
Women like what they can do with dicks. From my experience, they don't find dicks aesthetically pleasing.
User avatar #76 - poutinesalad (11/29/2014) [-]
How unfortunate for you.
User avatar #77 - Pestilence (11/29/2014) [-]
I know. It's a cross I must bear. No woman wants to simply stare at my dick; they always want to touch it and stuff. It's irritating.
#41 - Naw, that's just the grymmkvlt blvck mvtvl way of doing things. 11/29/2014 on metal pet 0
#559 - Pls. 11/28/2014 on Thanksgiving capital letter... 0
#13 - Picture 11/15/2014 on This post, i like it, ANOTHER +1
#16 - Holy **** I can't breathe 11/15/2014 on And they said college would... +1
#32 - I was waiting for Kim Kardashian's ass to burst through the wall. 11/14/2014 on Attack on Ass +2
#92 - Bass master race. 11/14/2014 on Pitch Perfect 0
#154 - >watered down We have a block dedicated to micro-b… 11/14/2014 on take. this. advice. 0
#61 - So when is this anime-watching fad going to end so my friends …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/14/2014 on take. this. advice. 0
User avatar #73 - faguette (11/14/2014) [-]
>going to the bar

enjoy your watered down overpriced drinks
User avatar #154 - Pestilence (11/14/2014) [-]
>watered down

We have a block dedicated to micro-breweries here. I drink craft beer.

Enjoy your anime. Don't go too kawaii or whatever it is you kids say these days.
User avatar #64 - grimsho (11/14/2014) [-]
As long as they enjoy it, never.
#878 - **Pestilence rolls 6,751** ISIS 11/10/2014 on first one to roll trips... 0
#192 - The **** , man? 11/08/2014 on The Four Horsemen +2
#898 - >22 notifications of being mentioned in a comment >G… 10/28/2014 on John Hancock 0
#19 - Picture 10/26/2014 on Superhero Comp +3
#35 - Hold my beer. 10/24/2014 on dockmaster 0
#143 - Picture 10/24/2014 on Black Metal Babysitting 0
#69 - Shamelessly plugging some of my OC.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/24/2014 on Black Metal Babysitting +6
User avatar #87 - jonajon (10/24/2014) [-]
And not providing a link?
#58 - Says the talking bird. 10/24/2014 on A slightly windy day +2
#42 - ITT: Badass metal album art  [+] (3 new replies) 10/21/2014 on please prove that you are... +1
#50 - terrorshark (10/21/2014) [-]
10/10 album can't wait to hear them live.
#48 - norkas (10/21/2014) [-]
dragonforce is best metal
#46 - JukkaTheTroll (10/21/2014) [-]
#67 - Th-... the leaf... 10/20/2014 on ungh +1
#1126 - I've been on this site since October 2010. I've been on the fr… 10/20/2014 on need more mods like joshlol 0
#37 - ... Dammit 10/17/2014 on Was looking at porn and... 0
#41 - Picture 10/15/2014 on Portal +1
#318 - ayyyy  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2014 on We're All Doomed +2
User avatar #426 - krizz (10/14/2014) [-]
lmao
#21 - Death always gets the spotlight. 10/12/2014 on Title 0

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User avatar #2 - TrollfaceLawl (11/22/2010) [-]
Well **** you faggot I'm sorry my comment bothered you so much.
User avatar #3 to #2 - Pestilence (11/22/2010) [-]
Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut?
User avatar #1 - Boombawkz (11/22/2010) [-]
Epic, you are rank 1337 on content.
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