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Pestilence

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:11/13/2010
Last Login:6/03/2015
Location:Nebraska
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Comment Ranking:#10093
Highest Content Rank:#658
Highest Comment Rank:#4781
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Level 145 Content: Faptastic → Level 146 Content: Faptastic
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Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:7
Content Views:74271
Times Content Favorited:547 times
Total Comments Made:705
FJ Points:6220
You cannot hope to fathom the depth of my being, for I am as infinite as the mind itself.

latest user's comments

#42 - Vocal laughter came from my mouth. Thumb.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2015 on They hatin' +1
#70 - anonymous (04/07/2015) [-]
*fixed
#50 - Yes. 04/07/2015 on So There! +5
#156 - And then it grows up and you learn the Ancient Language and be…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/07/2015 on Dragon thoughts +7
#225 - megayoming (04/07/2015) [-]
>dragon bro and yourself all happy and shit
>edgy empire be all like fuck you
>old story teller man be wizard and saves your sorry ass
>learn hows to be mystical and have plebles float
>go meet old man who thought story man was pepsi
>leave city to go and kill edgy bird people
>attacked by ebil goat horned people
>dragon is pissed off that it has to hide its Majestic body
>story bro sacrifices himself to save you
>meet edgy rich emo kid
>secret plot twist that he be your half brother and story man was dad
>dragon knew the whole damn time
>body is mutilated by collective evil spirits
>uncurable problem
>dragons say how about no
>you is the dragon elf man with eyes that scare people
>learn about plot and father/half brother
>half brother be edgy emo and was not dead
>mfw My life was all a great lie and the events that transpired were dictated by an entity far more powerful


Eragon would of joined the empire if they asked but those edgy bird insects ruined it.
User avatar #164 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/07/2015) [-]
I like that book. but the games and movies are fucking horrible
User avatar #159 - vortexrain (04/07/2015) [-]
And leave your homeland forever.
User avatar #186 - whycanticaps (04/07/2015) [-]
and your brother betrays you
User avatar #198 - Mr Ronok (04/07/2015) [-]
but in the end actually helps sort of and redeems himself
#7 - Picture 04/03/2015 on Chris Farley +1
#123 - That ******* feel when she said Nebraska. I li…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2015 on Crazy neighbor freaked out... 0
User avatar #132 - saioko (04/03/2015) [-]
If it makes you feel any better, Nebraska's laws on recording a conversation say that as long as one party of the conversation has given consent its not illegal, and since OP was obviously part of the "conversation" it isn't illegal. And as far as i know there's no laws restricting the video recording outside of a place of expected privacy Bathrooms, changing rooms, bedrooms, locker rooms and the like
#15 - I didn't read it, but for some reason this reminded me of All …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2015 on Rover Red Charlie part 2 0
#16 - shiphotel (03/27/2015) [-]
except with a lot more death and murder but only slightly
#21 - I'm not sure I've ever seen a pony post get so many green thumbs. 03/18/2015 on Thanks mom 0
#53 - He did it the absolute ******* walnut.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/27/2015 on Tumblr est absoluta nucis... 0
User avatar #54 - jalthelas (02/27/2015) [-]
So I told the nut to crack.. he did it the absolute walnut!
User avatar #56 - highkingtorygg (02/27/2015) [-]
thats what the government wants you to think
#37 - That toast post... every time.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2015 on Tumblr est absoluta nucis... +3
User avatar #42 - blackkyurem (02/27/2015) [-]
That's what the government wants you to think.
#23 - In the year of our Lord 1314, Patriots of Scotland, starvi…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2015 on The Immortal Words of Ice Cube 0
#28 - sirbobbb (02/27/2015) [-]
#95 - Reminds me of Par Olofsson's work. Pic related. 02/26/2015 on Awesome art 0
#117 - The title was not a let down. 02/20/2015 on MAN FALLING FOR 9 SECONDS... 0
#105 - Woman's fw 02/14/2015 on Skool 0
#1058 - Picture 02/12/2015 on Post your favorite... 0
#58 - Not sure if serious. If serious -- Consider throwing…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/15/2015 on Oh-hoh-hoh-hoah 0
User avatar #72 - arrogant (01/15/2015) [-]
Are... are you retarded?
#13 - It's a teapot Right? 12/23/2014 on Naughty Senpai peeking at... +1
#39 - I've been meaning to read those books...  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2014 on Good guys. +2
User avatar #79 - hungwellhamburger (12/17/2014) [-]
then fucking READ THEM. Kingkiller Chronicles is hands down the best series I ever read.
#57 - ******* vouch. What in the **** .  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2014 on He's not fucking around... 0
User avatar #58 - epicmustachguy (12/17/2014) [-]
vouch?
#33 - Even then, they still don't care what you think. I wish I coul…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/15/2014 on People bender -1
User avatar #39 - ronyx (12/15/2014) [-]
I don't give 1/4 of a shit if you're agnostic or not.
#37 - Fjcf (12/15/2014) [-]
I think you confused that other guy with me, pal. Anyway, I'm not bashing their religion or anything, I just meant that all that force push, speaking in tongues and all that other bizarre stuff that mostly evangelical pastors do seems crazy. If that's all they are doing, I don't have much of a problem with them or their religious beliefs. Chill man, there is no need to flip out.
User avatar #34 - questionableferret (12/15/2014) [-]
I didn't really need the clarification, bro. I already kinda know how faith works. Just making a point about the dangers of getting that caught up in the moment through the whole 'faith healing' stuff. Shit kills people, yo.
#29 - Did I stutter?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2014 on People bender -1
User avatar #30 - Fjcf (12/14/2014) [-]
you typed, you didnt spoke so you cant stutter. it doesnt piss me off or anything, I just said that its crazy. but apparently you did care enough of what I think to reply like that.
#15 - Dude, it was like 55 degrees today IN NEBRASKA. I don…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/14/2014 on He's not fucking around... +5
User avatar #49 - epicmustachguy (12/15/2014) [-]
Fellow nebraskan here: it rained all fucking day
User avatar #57 - Pestilence (12/17/2014) [-]
Fucking vouch.

What in the shit.
User avatar #58 - epicmustachguy (12/17/2014) [-]
vouch?
#27 - They're having so much fun enjoying the company of each other …  [+] (8 new replies) 12/14/2014 on People bender -1
User avatar #32 - questionableferret (12/15/2014) [-]
It's all fun and games until he starts "curing" their ailments. So as long as he doesn't try to do that I guess it's all fun and games... which is pretty bitching.
User avatar #33 - Pestilence (12/15/2014) [-]
Even then, they still don't care what you think. I wish I could get that into peoples heads. There is no reason to bash on the religions of others because that will do nothing but make them pity you. They've found something in their life that gives them joy and brings them closer to others that they can relate to.

P.S.

I'm Agnostic.
User avatar #39 - ronyx (12/15/2014) [-]
I don't give 1/4 of a shit if you're agnostic or not.
#37 - Fjcf (12/15/2014) [-]
I think you confused that other guy with me, pal. Anyway, I'm not bashing their religion or anything, I just meant that all that force push, speaking in tongues and all that other bizarre stuff that mostly evangelical pastors do seems crazy. If that's all they are doing, I don't have much of a problem with them or their religious beliefs. Chill man, there is no need to flip out.
User avatar #34 - questionableferret (12/15/2014) [-]
I didn't really need the clarification, bro. I already kinda know how faith works. Just making a point about the dangers of getting that caught up in the moment through the whole 'faith healing' stuff. Shit kills people, yo.
User avatar #28 - Fjcf (12/14/2014) [-]
what?
User avatar #29 - Pestilence (12/14/2014) [-]
Did I stutter?
User avatar #30 - Fjcf (12/14/2014) [-]
you typed, you didnt spoke so you cant stutter. it doesnt piss me off or anything, I just said that its crazy. but apparently you did care enough of what I think to reply like that.
#30 - Is this where we bring in Saturnalia? 12/14/2014 on christmas is for losers lol 0
#5 - This is a poem about beauty, about self-image, and about the a… 12/14/2014 on Bo Burnham +39
#123 - One on the right is hotter. 12/11/2014 on ayy lmao +2

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User avatar #2 - TrollfaceLawl (11/22/2010) [-]
Well **** you faggot I'm sorry my comment bothered you so much.
User avatar #3 to #2 - Pestilence (11/22/2010) [-]
Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut?
User avatar #1 - Boombawkz (11/22/2010) [-]
Epic, you are rank 1337 on content.
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