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Pestilence

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:11/13/2010
Last Login:4/18/2015
Location:Nebraska
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#2896
Comment Ranking:#16202
Highest Content Rank:#658
Highest Comment Rank:#4781
Content Thumbs: 4701 total,  5177 ,  476
Comment Thumbs: 1612 total,  2159 ,  547
Content Level Progress: 22% (22/100)
Level 145 Content: Faptastic → Level 146 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 79% (79/100)
Level 215 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:7
Content Views:74153
Times Content Favorited:547 times
Total Comments Made:672
FJ Points:6154
You cannot hope to fathom the depth of my being, for I am as infinite as the mind itself.

latest user's comments

#53 - He did it the absolute ******* walnut.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/27/2015 on Tumblr est absoluta nucis... 0
User avatar #54 - jalthelas (02/27/2015) [-]
So I told the nut to crack.. he did it the absolute walnut!
User avatar #56 - highkingtorygg (02/27/2015) [-]
thats what the government wants you to think
#37 - That toast post... every time.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2015 on Tumblr est absoluta nucis... +3
User avatar #42 - blackkyurem (02/27/2015) [-]
That's what the government wants you to think.
#23 - In the year of our Lord 1314, Patriots of Scotland, starvi…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2015 on The Immortal Words of Ice Cube 0
#28 - sirbobbb (02/27/2015) [-]
#95 - Reminds me of Par Olofsson's work. Pic related. 02/26/2015 on Awesome art 0
#117 - The title was not a let down. 02/20/2015 on MAN FALLING FOR 9 SECONDS... 0
#105 - Woman's fw 02/14/2015 on Skool 0
#1058 - Picture 02/12/2015 on Post your favorite... 0
#58 - Not sure if serious. If serious -- Consider throwing…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/15/2015 on Oh-hoh-hoh-hoah 0
User avatar #72 - arrogant (01/15/2015) [-]
Are... are you retarded?
#13 - It's a teapot Right? 12/23/2014 on Naughty Senpai peeking at... +1
#39 - I've been meaning to read those books...  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2014 on Good guys. +2
User avatar #79 - hungwellhamburger (12/17/2014) [-]
then fucking READ THEM. Kingkiller Chronicles is hands down the best series I ever read.
#57 - ******* vouch. What in the **** .  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2014 on He's not fucking around... 0
User avatar #58 - epicmustachguy (12/17/2014) [-]
vouch?
#33 - Even then, they still don't care what you think. I wish I coul…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/15/2014 on People bender -1
User avatar #39 - ronyx (12/15/2014) [-]
I don't give 1/4 of a shit if you're agnostic or not.
#37 - Fjcf (12/15/2014) [-]
I think you confused that other guy with me, pal. Anyway, I'm not bashing their religion or anything, I just meant that all that force push, speaking in tongues and all that other bizarre stuff that mostly evangelical pastors do seems crazy. If that's all they are doing, I don't have much of a problem with them or their religious beliefs. Chill man, there is no need to flip out.
User avatar #34 - questionableferret (12/15/2014) [-]
I didn't really need the clarification, bro. I already kinda know how faith works. Just making a point about the dangers of getting that caught up in the moment through the whole 'faith healing' stuff. Shit kills people, yo.
#29 - Did I stutter?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2014 on People bender -1
User avatar #30 - Fjcf (12/14/2014) [-]
you typed, you didnt spoke so you cant stutter. it doesnt piss me off or anything, I just said that its crazy. but apparently you did care enough of what I think to reply like that.
#15 - Dude, it was like 55 degrees today IN NEBRASKA. I don…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/14/2014 on He's not fucking around... +5
User avatar #49 - epicmustachguy (12/15/2014) [-]
Fellow nebraskan here: it rained all fucking day
User avatar #57 - Pestilence (12/17/2014) [-]
Fucking vouch.

What in the shit.
User avatar #58 - epicmustachguy (12/17/2014) [-]
vouch?
#27 - They're having so much fun enjoying the company of each other …  [+] (8 new replies) 12/14/2014 on People bender -1
User avatar #32 - questionableferret (12/15/2014) [-]
It's all fun and games until he starts "curing" their ailments. So as long as he doesn't try to do that I guess it's all fun and games... which is pretty bitching.
User avatar #33 - Pestilence (12/15/2014) [-]
Even then, they still don't care what you think. I wish I could get that into peoples heads. There is no reason to bash on the religions of others because that will do nothing but make them pity you. They've found something in their life that gives them joy and brings them closer to others that they can relate to.

P.S.

I'm Agnostic.
User avatar #39 - ronyx (12/15/2014) [-]
I don't give 1/4 of a shit if you're agnostic or not.
#37 - Fjcf (12/15/2014) [-]
I think you confused that other guy with me, pal. Anyway, I'm not bashing their religion or anything, I just meant that all that force push, speaking in tongues and all that other bizarre stuff that mostly evangelical pastors do seems crazy. If that's all they are doing, I don't have much of a problem with them or their religious beliefs. Chill man, there is no need to flip out.
User avatar #34 - questionableferret (12/15/2014) [-]
I didn't really need the clarification, bro. I already kinda know how faith works. Just making a point about the dangers of getting that caught up in the moment through the whole 'faith healing' stuff. Shit kills people, yo.
User avatar #28 - Fjcf (12/14/2014) [-]
what?
User avatar #29 - Pestilence (12/14/2014) [-]
Did I stutter?
User avatar #30 - Fjcf (12/14/2014) [-]
you typed, you didnt spoke so you cant stutter. it doesnt piss me off or anything, I just said that its crazy. but apparently you did care enough of what I think to reply like that.
#30 - Is this where we bring in Saturnalia? 12/14/2014 on christmas is for losers lol 0
#5 - This is a poem about beauty, about self-image, and about the a… 12/14/2014 on Bo Burnham +39
#123 - One on the right is hotter. 12/11/2014 on ayy lmao +2
#92 - But... that doesn't scare me. 12/08/2014 on G'Night, FJ. 0
#48 - Bring a towel. 12/07/2014 on Future is bright 0
#22 - I tried to educate all of you about this lovely man 3 1/2 year…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/04/2014 on That's Offensive +7
#69 - tristmilt (12/04/2014) [-]
and you ripped it off youtube, now get off your high horse into the mud with the rest of us.
#56 - anonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
I don't know if you were the first to post this, or if it's just been posted since (though still some years ago) because I've seen this before and I know I saw it on FJ. It would have been a couple or more years ago now.
User avatar #27 - tenaciousjon (12/04/2014) [-]
Well excuuuuuuuse us, Princess
User avatar #23 - HellzReap (12/04/2014) [-]
Youtube videos are more often than not skipped. For whatever reason, webms tend to avoid this inevitable fate.
User avatar #93 - hourlyb (12/04/2014) [-]
Load quicker, look cleaner. Those are the reasons.
#88 - muffinssnuffims (12/04/2014) [-]
It's not "for whatever reason." Pretty much every time I click on a youtube video it breaks my ability to browse via arrows, half the time it can't even be fixed by clicking back on FJ's background, and furthermore even though it's just playing through FJ it adds to my YT account's history. And if I want to delete anything from YT's history, I have to delete them all individually, and in general stuff is much harder to find to delete if you don't do it immediately, and also YT's suggestions are much more pervasive and affected by history than most other history related stuff.

All in all, there are many, many legitimate reasons why one might prefer webm's to youtube, those are just a few of the most important.
User avatar #73 - stimtheone (12/04/2014) [-]
Everything is about how fast they can see it. Gifs autoplay aso you always see them, pics usually don't need a second look, and webm loads pretty fast compared to youtube. Webm even used to autoplay (but you should know that, judging by the blueness of your name) until admin turned it off, so it's all about how fast you can see it.
User avatar #50 - QuestionMarks (12/04/2014) [-]
youtube clips take longer on an initial load
#21 - I tried to educate all of you 3 1/2 years ago. You di… 12/04/2014 on That's Offensive +18
#83 - Dang. 12/03/2014 on the booty game too strong 0
#43 - It's Star Wars. Probably the biggest fandom (I say this very s… 12/03/2014 on Star wars the horse awaken +1
#41 - Unless the two ports for the saber-cross-guard are fashioned o…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2014 on Star wars the horse awaken 0
User avatar #52 - iamkagji (12/03/2014) [-]
Songsteel doesn't exist, it's from the extended universe and is no longer canon. Everything that wasn't explicitly stated in the movies or the books of the movies isn't canon anymore.

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User avatar #2 - TrollfaceLawl (11/22/2010) [-]
Well **** you faggot I'm sorry my comment bothered you so much.
User avatar #3 to #2 - Pestilence ONLINE (11/22/2010) [-]
Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut?
User avatar #1 - Boombawkz (11/22/2010) [-]
Epic, you are rank 1337 on content.
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