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Pestilence

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:11/13/2010
Last Login:7/08/2015
Location:Nebraska
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#7592
Comment Ranking:#5339
Highest Content Rank:#658
Highest Comment Rank:#4781
Content Thumbs: 4711 total,  5188 ,  477
Comment Thumbs: 1969 total,  2552 ,  583
Content Level Progress: 30% (30/100)
Level 145 Content: Faptastic → Level 146 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 51% (51/100)
Level 218 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 219 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:7
Content Views:77826
Times Content Favorited:548 times
Total Comments Made:745
FJ Points:6434
Favorite Tags: metal (2)
You cannot hope to fathom the depth of my being, for I am as infinite as the mind itself.

latest user's comments

#374 - Did you hear the one about that deaf guy? N… 06/28/2013 on post your most brutal joke +2
#235 - I'm fairly certain Jormungaard killed Thor. 06/28/2013 on Loki's Kids. 0
#233 - Ride, Sleipner! Ride for all you're worth Faster than … 06/28/2013 on Loki's Kids. +4
#48 - The beak looks easy enough to break, but I don't think that ta…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/21/2013 on Quetzalcoatlus +48
#83 - MoparMan (06/21/2013) [-]
Ohho, it's coming off, alright.

#71 - aasherknight (06/21/2013) [-]
I love me some Monster Hunter
#337 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
I need to know what video this is from.
User avatar #345 - aasherknight (06/21/2013) [-]
Gamer Poop: Skyrim #1
#343 - aasherknight has deleted their comment.
#16 - I recommend enlarging this. 06/20/2013 on Truth satire comp +24
#62 - That moment where you've grown to only swear when you're in ne…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2013 on Stupid Friends +7
User avatar #111 - vatra (06/20/2013) [-]
It's a force of habit for me, I started when I was young because my parents told me not to, yet that didn't stop them, now, it is just ingrained in to my vocabulary, sometimes I have to pull back and remember that some people are offended by it.
#280 - My uncle recently bought this shirt. Except he says t… 06/18/2013 on Daughter 0
#214 - Well* Summer courses await you. 06/18/2013 on van completly done in sharpie +2
#63 - Pretty relevant. 06/16/2013 on A Woman vs. A Vacuum +5
#50 - The Breakfast Club. 06/16/2013 on Tumblr takes a tumble 0
#127 - I can't imagine how it must feel to have a crowd that size sin…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/16/2013 on EPIC +4
User avatar #141 - wardylocks (06/16/2013) [-]
that is a bloody amazing crowd
User avatar #139 - gustaviaable (06/16/2013) [-]
Blind Guardian. Never heard of them. Are they any good?
#130 - "I'm not the caped crusader, I'm batman with a little 'b'… 06/16/2013 on FaceBook +16
#18 - This really isn't that bad. That mess would take mayb…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/16/2013 on Two words. +53
#24 - urbemarmis (06/16/2013) [-]
ueah but then you have the possibility that youre gonna get fired anyway. although i guess you could get the last few hours in
#76 - anon (06/16/2013) [-]
Why would you get fired for doing your job by cleaning up stock?
#99 - urbemarmis (06/16/2013) [-]
well i assumed youre the one that made the mess. idk why people would thumb anyone up or down for that. there were no opinions being shared. it just shows how dumb they are...
#20 - anon (06/16/2013) [-]
exactly what i thought.

Work is boring as hell at retail stores, so I'd see this as "Holy shit, something to do for 2 hours!"
#153 - I don't remember saying Xbox sucks. 06/12/2013 on The King has returned 0
#123 - And here I am Still using a PC Still having …  [+] (7 new replies) 06/12/2013 on The King has returned +5
User avatar #145 - cosmicoverdose (06/12/2013) [-]
And here you are, on your PC saying how xbox sucks.

Yet on PC you can't share your games either
On pc you can't buy used games either

Assuming you use steam...
User avatar #153 - Pestilence (06/12/2013) [-]
I don't remember saying Xbox sucks.
User avatar #124 - luiselvergas (06/12/2013) [-]
PC is great but it is not for everyone.
you cant just lay on your bed and play PC or bring friends over and shit
User avatar #126 - DiabloStrawhat (06/12/2013) [-]
Debatable. I once had four close friends in my dorm room, all playing TF2.
User avatar #129 - luiselvergas (06/12/2013) [-]
so yall hauled 4 PCs in one dorm? that sounds unpractical
User avatar #130 - DiabloStrawhat (06/12/2013) [-]
It was laptops....
User avatar #138 - DoggyBouncer (06/12/2013) [-]
That's 4 devices going at once and that's probably going to make the room hot as shit. Sometimes people want to play sports games with their friends like FIFA. You can't do that on a PC. Consoles are more for gamers with friends.
#482 - Microsft 06/12/2013 on What Sony meant at E3 0
#111 - >Mfw The Great Mouse Detective 06/07/2013 on Disney School 0
#112 - I was going to bring up a point about "Roger." … 06/01/2013 on Yep +1
#145 - If you haven't read this book... dear god read it. 05/28/2013 on It Takes Time 0
#101 - \m/  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2013 on So Metal +21
User avatar #131 - daniboyi (05/28/2013) [-]
still think that gif looks like Voldemort with long hair.
#28 - This makes me want to play Borderlands... 05/22/2013 on Fire Bomb 0
#16 - Picture 05/22/2013 on Hardcore Bambi 0
#59 - Yeah, this looks gay , until you realize that he's in space a… 05/22/2013 on Drinking water in space +5
#132 - This hasn't been posted yet? FJ, I am disappoint. 05/22/2013 on Bright minds of our generation +3
#68 - Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/18/2013 on woof +11
User avatar #83 - comexx (05/18/2013) [-]
Maybe
User avatar #79 - tippidyt (05/18/2013) [-]
Well if Christians is turtle-necks around an drill, then why not did they went so hard that the DJ didn't was if paper plates?
#77 - Nameloc (05/18/2013) [-]
You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.
#71 - spasticpuppet (05/18/2013) [-]
What?
#69 - thedandude (05/18/2013) [-]
you just accidently that entire sentence
#86 - deathcampforjewtie (05/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #87 - HarvietheDinkle (05/18/2013) [-]
seriously? We're starting to use the term "summer" again?

people calling others "summerfags" or "newfags" just look green themselves.
#78 - tittylovin has deleted their comment.
#74 - thedandude (05/18/2013) [-]
well excuse me for not memorising every single copypasta on 4chan
take this unrelated gif by way of an apology

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User avatar #2 - TrollfaceLawl (11/22/2010) [-]
Well **** you faggot I'm sorry my comment bothered you so much.
User avatar #3 to #2 - Pestilence ONLINE (11/22/2010) [-]
Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut?
User avatar #1 - Boombawkz (11/22/2010) [-]
Epic, you are rank 1337 on content.
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