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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:11/13/2010
Last Login:10/26/2014
Location:Nebraska
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#5175
Comment Ranking:#17009
Highest Content Rank:#658
Highest Comment Rank:#4781
Content Thumbs: 4105 total,  4545 ,  440
Comment Thumbs: 1497 total,  2019 ,  522
Content Level Progress: 72% (72/100)
Level 140 Content: Faptastic → Level 141 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 78% (78/100)
Level 214 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 215 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:47984
Times Content Favorited:538 times
Total Comments Made:614
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You cannot hope to fathom the depth of my being, for I am as infinite as the mind itself.

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#108 - Except Freddie Mercury was bisexual.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2012 on It´s after i viewed the image +3
#201 - jimati (01/24/2012) [-]
here you go
#564 - No problem! Just trying to save metal from everyone stereotyp… 01/23/2012 on Dave Grohl 0
#561 - Here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBf...  [+] (2 new replies) 01/23/2012 on Dave Grohl 0
User avatar #563 - obliquezombie (01/23/2012) [-]
Hahaha, good choice! And thanks for the understanding, man.

All it takes is for someone who understand my frustration to simply say, "Hey man, it's not worth it."

I really appreciate it, and have a good night/morning/evening, wherever you may be!
User avatar #564 - Pestilence (01/23/2012) [-]
No problem! Just trying to save metal from everyone stereotyping it's fans as bigoted assholes, even though, sometimes, it's hard to resist.
#556 - Well, as I"m sure you know, most bands we listen to obvio…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/23/2012 on Dave Grohl 0
#559 - obliquezombie (01/23/2012) [-]
Bahaha, maybe if there's a job opening there, I'll take it!

It'll be nice to get away from We Came As Romans and Whiz Khalifa for a long while.
User avatar #563 - obliquezombie (01/23/2012) [-]
Hahaha, good choice! And thanks for the understanding, man.

All it takes is for someone who understand my frustration to simply say, "Hey man, it's not worth it."

I really appreciate it, and have a good night/morning/evening, wherever you may be!
User avatar #564 - Pestilence (01/23/2012) [-]
No problem! Just trying to save metal from everyone stereotyping it's fans as bigoted assholes, even though, sometimes, it's hard to resist.
#548 - While I do like your taste in music, your attitude is complete…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/23/2012 on Dave Grohl +5
User avatar #552 - obliquezombie (01/23/2012) [-]
Yeah, yeah, I'm trying. Being in college, I'm surrounded by shit I don't like everyday, and I'm getting used to it.

I'm trying to accept other peoples' tastes, but what upsets me so much is that the bands I DON'T like are getting the attention/money they don't deserve, and the people I see toting those shirts and whatnot around anger me... too much. Mainly because it's "part of my genre and tastes."

But ah well, I know these people get the reputation and listens they deserve elsewhere. What I see and witness isn't all that is there, and I know it, but I don't think I know it. It's all a matter of finally getting into that mindset.
User avatar #556 - Pestilence (01/23/2012) [-]
Well, as I"m sure you know, most bands we listen to obviously don't do it for the money or fan base, but rather because they write music that they enjoy, or to convey feelings they feel is best conveyed in the style that they write. I do share that hate with you, though. Moving to Europe would quickly erase your anger, though. It's pretty much the opposite for their music scene.
#559 - obliquezombie (01/23/2012) [-]
Bahaha, maybe if there's a job opening there, I'll take it!

It'll be nice to get away from We Came As Romans and Whiz Khalifa for a long while.
User avatar #563 - obliquezombie (01/23/2012) [-]
Hahaha, good choice! And thanks for the understanding, man.

All it takes is for someone who understand my frustration to simply say, "Hey man, it's not worth it."

I really appreciate it, and have a good night/morning/evening, wherever you may be!
User avatar #564 - Pestilence (01/23/2012) [-]
No problem! Just trying to save metal from everyone stereotyping it's fans as bigoted assholes, even though, sometimes, it's hard to resist.
#544 - Meshuggah 2012, already album of the year.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2012 on Dave Grohl 0
User avatar #547 - obliquezombie (01/23/2012) [-]
Oh my God, I hope so.

Koloss will blow everything any band has ever done this year out of the water.

I just hope it does get the attention is deserves. Here's to hoping the "rock music magazines" tell the masses.
#540 - Spawn of Possession, Septic Flesh, Nevermore, Vildhjarta, Peri…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2012 on Dave Grohl +2
User avatar #572 - Starfox (01/24/2012) [-]
Lold like shit at the "my name"
#136 - Starcraft II is easily one of the most intimidating games to p… 01/08/2012 on every video game 0
#152 - I don't get how it's funny... and I read the books.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2012 on Harry Potter and the... 0
#153 - diamondback (04/02/2012) [-]
Last chapter of the seventh book.
#169 - Nothing against him, but I don't think Freddy Mercury would be… 01/04/2012 on Jackpot! +7
#138 - We need a HNNNNNNNNGH.jpg 01/04/2012 on The verry First +1
#65 - Jokes on you guys, his neck is gettin' all of dat ass. 01/03/2012 on Maximum friendzone +9
#145 - Last one describes Obscurity like nobody's business.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2012 on People of FunnyJunk +2
#149 - beastfromtheweest (01/03/2012) [-]
tell me about it

#558 - I certainly hope you're not serious. Of course not everyone i…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2011 on 4chan Going out with style. 0
User avatar #565 - Mangoez (12/28/2011) [-]
I'm not an idiot, I'm a realist.
#541 - I'm better than every single person that thumb ed this post u…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/28/2011 on 4chan Going out with style. 0
User avatar #542 - Mangoez (12/28/2011) [-]
If everyone cared like you did every time someone died then nothing would ever get done and the Earth would be a huge depressed ball with a bunch of whinny pussies.
User avatar #558 - Pestilence (12/28/2011) [-]
I certainly hope you're not serious. Of course not everyone is going to care like this whenever someone dies, it happens much too often for that to be plausible. But, on the other hand, no one besides sick fucks on these websites are laughing about it, either, besides maybe the killers and the sick twists who haven't found home on these websites. Your point is moot, you idiot.
User avatar #565 - Mangoez (12/28/2011) [-]
I'm not an idiot, I'm a realist.
#505 - I went to school with his little brother who's name I won't gi… 12/28/2011 on 4chan Going out with style. 0
#499 - Please stay on Funnyjunk. It would scare me to death if you e…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/28/2011 on 4chan Going out with style. -1
User avatar #539 - Mangoez (12/28/2011) [-]
Please stop acting like you're better than people because you were offended by this.
User avatar #541 - Pestilence (12/28/2011) [-]
I'm better than every single person that thumbed this post up because I actually care that nine people died. Deal with it.
User avatar #542 - Mangoez (12/28/2011) [-]
If everyone cared like you did every time someone died then nothing would ever get done and the Earth would be a huge depressed ball with a bunch of whinny pussies.
User avatar #558 - Pestilence (12/28/2011) [-]
I certainly hope you're not serious. Of course not everyone is going to care like this whenever someone dies, it happens much too often for that to be plausible. But, on the other hand, no one besides sick fucks on these websites are laughing about it, either, besides maybe the killers and the sick twists who haven't found home on these websites. Your point is moot, you idiot.
User avatar #565 - Mangoez (12/28/2011) [-]
I'm not an idiot, I'm a realist.
#492 - Robert Hawkins was the brother of my childhood friend. I can'…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/28/2011 on 4chan Going out with style. -5
#496 - bigmanblue (12/28/2011) [-]
cos its funny
User avatar #499 - Pestilence (12/28/2011) [-]
Please stay on Funnyjunk. It would scare me to death if you ever went out into the real world.
User avatar #539 - Mangoez (12/28/2011) [-]
Please stop acting like you're better than people because you were offended by this.
User avatar #541 - Pestilence (12/28/2011) [-]
I'm better than every single person that thumbed this post up because I actually care that nine people died. Deal with it.
User avatar #542 - Mangoez (12/28/2011) [-]
If everyone cared like you did every time someone died then nothing would ever get done and the Earth would be a huge depressed ball with a bunch of whinny pussies.
User avatar #558 - Pestilence (12/28/2011) [-]
I certainly hope you're not serious. Of course not everyone is going to care like this whenever someone dies, it happens much too often for that to be plausible. But, on the other hand, no one besides sick fucks on these websites are laughing about it, either, besides maybe the killers and the sick twists who haven't found home on these websites. Your point is moot, you idiot.
User avatar #565 - Mangoez (12/28/2011) [-]
I'm not an idiot, I'm a realist.
#206 - Punch yourself in the nose. 12/23/2011 on Good advice 0
#110 - Picture 12/23/2011 on Mom Logic +8
#326 - They're the same thing.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2011 on HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT THE... 0
#330 - isaacbarnes (12/21/2011) [-]
well, i disagree with you, but i'm done arguing. I have to go play some hockey.
#311 - You're right, but the thing is, is that it IS the prequel. It…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/21/2011 on HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT THE... 0
#316 - isaacbarnes (12/21/2011) [-]
I do understand that, chronologicly, the Hobbit took place before LOTR. But the Hobbit was written first, so it is not a prequel.
User avatar #326 - Pestilence (12/21/2011) [-]
They're the same thing.
#330 - isaacbarnes (12/21/2011) [-]
well, i disagree with you, but i'm done arguing. I have to go play some hockey.
#302 - /facepalm This is the prequel to LotR, aka the sequel t…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/21/2011 on HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT THE... 0
#308 - isaacbarnes (12/21/2011) [-]
Just because the Lord of the Rings is the sequel to the Hobbit, it doesn't mean that the Hobbit is the prequel to the LOTR.
User avatar #630 - awsomeatron (12/22/2011) [-]
oh my god are you stupid, do you even realize what you just said
User avatar #311 - Pestilence (12/21/2011) [-]
You're right, but the thing is, is that it IS the prequel. It explains how the ring came to be where it is. I won't say anything more, but you're wrong, it is the prequel to The Lord of the Rings.
#316 - isaacbarnes (12/21/2011) [-]
I do understand that, chronologicly, the Hobbit took place before LOTR. But the Hobbit was written first, so it is not a prequel.
User avatar #326 - Pestilence (12/21/2011) [-]
They're the same thing.
#330 - isaacbarnes (12/21/2011) [-]
well, i disagree with you, but i'm done arguing. I have to go play some hockey.
#299 - Already read the book, but that's even low for a troll. 12/21/2011 on HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT THE... +2
#285 - Yes, it is. 12/21/2011 on HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT THE... 0
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User avatar #2 - TrollfaceLawl (11/22/2010) [-]
Well **** you faggot I'm sorry my comment bothered you so much.
User avatar #3 to #2 - Pestilence ONLINE (11/22/2010) [-]
Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut?
User avatar #1 - Boombawkz (11/22/2010) [-]
Epic, you are rank 1337 on content.
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