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PenguinHearts

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:3/22/2010
Last Login:7/27/2016
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#4613
Comment Ranking:#4515
Highest Content Rank:#807
Highest Comment Rank:#2281
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Content Level Progress: 16% (16/100)
Level 180 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 181 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 49% (49/100)
Level 212 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:29
Content Views:83466
Times Content Favorited:423 times
Total Comments Made:707
FJ Points:9250
Favorite Tags: csgo (2) | Gay (2) | meme (2) | tags (2)

latest user's comments

#101 - "too late you've already cum" 05/27/2016 on skirr 0
#100 - Once again, shes totally gonna practice her dice tricks on the… 05/27/2016 on skirr 0
#99 - That someone else doing it to you might feel a tad bit nicer/b… 05/27/2016 on skirr +1
#98 - Yes totally bc that is how she would replicate a nice jerk off… 05/27/2016 on skirr 0
#1 - imagine the hand jobs  [+] (20 new replies) 05/24/2016 on skirr +341
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#79 - worldatarms (05/25/2016) [-]
Imagine her snapping your dick off by swiftly swiping right
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#98 - PenguinHearts (05/27/2016) [-]
Yes totally bc that is how she would replicate a nice jerk off for you, but practicing her dice shaking tricks on your dick. Cmon bruh
#74 - diegotan (05/25/2016) [-]
**diegotan used "*roll picture*"**
**diegotan rolled image**I do that eveeryday, what's your point?
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#99 - PenguinHearts (05/27/2016) [-]
That someone else doing it to you might feel a tad bit nicer/be a lil easier I guess
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#62 - cptsweatpants (05/25/2016) [-]
Yeah, totally. Look at that jerking motion she does and imagine the handjobs. Oh yeah...
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#100 - PenguinHearts (05/27/2016) [-]
Once again, shes totally gonna practice her dice tricks on the dick shes jerkin yaa man. Bitch got all the intangibles to make u nut faster than kenshiro feeding you your mcdonalds order.
#48 - zeroqp (05/25/2016) [-]
I wish I hadn't
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#101 - PenguinHearts (05/27/2016) [-]
"too late you've already cum"
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#35 - leluxs (05/25/2016) [-]
that will hurts like hell
#42 - venomthc (05/25/2016) [-]
maybe with ya floppy bird ye
#20 - asunay (05/25/2016) [-]
Yeah totally! Handjobs! I've gotten so many of those! Yeah.....
no i haven't, im lonely as fuck
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#102 - PenguinHearts (05/27/2016) [-]
Your time will come my friend. I dated the same girl for 3 years during HS and I even at one point got her own mother to drive her and drop her off at my house while my parents were away so we could fuck. In the end my parents came home early and her mom helped her jump out the room of my window so they didn't catch her
#37 - epicduck (05/25/2016) [-]
I prefer HangJobs
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#103 - PenguinHearts (05/27/2016) [-]
Same but my belts are all broken and the ceiling fans a lil loose these days.
#63 - venomthc (05/25/2016) [-]
These stock photos are nice stress relievers.
#30 - nirin (05/25/2016) [-]
If you are lonely then handjobs is the only thing you get.
#17 - demonfish (05/25/2016) [-]
mfw handjob
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#104 - PenguinHearts (05/27/2016) [-]
your dick, the handjob or all of the above KappaPride
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#14 - throbulator (05/25/2016) [-]
I bet they feel nice and stuff
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#105 - PenguinHearts (05/27/2016) [-]
They feel alot like jacking off except you dont have to do it , sometimes softer hands or smaller hands than yours might feel better/make your dick look larger
#60 - 100% chinese porn, chinese love bondage. This chick probably h… 05/11/2016 on wat? 0
#109 - i cant believe he survived that, the guy beating him down must… 05/11/2016 on 200% mad +2
#10 - You're not getting the banter here mate... 05/11/2016 on GG Imperial System -2
#8 - A realistic number would be 83560.42200007364 joule, for a 111…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/11/2016 on GG Imperial System -1
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#9 - MatTheNinja (05/11/2016) [-]
... 44 celcius isn't enough to boil water. O_O;
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#10 - PenguinHearts (05/11/2016) [-]
You're not getting the banter here mate...
#7 - lol dude I rolled that number chill 05/11/2016 on GG Imperial System -2