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#301 - no cause axe and fire starter  [+] (3 new replies) 02/12/2012 on choose carefully +5
User avatar #305 - ArkansasDave (02/12/2012) [-]
You could easily craft a replacement for the axe. But yeah, that fire starter will save you weeks of frustration.
User avatar #310 - PenguinHearts (02/12/2012) [-]
I just see it like this, the knife is inferior to both machete and hatchet. But medi kit is worth a lot but would be odd to carry. The hatchet and fire starter are just very good for overall useage plus the water pills for purifying water when you need to. Realize people you get these three items, not bag and no extra things like pots for boiling precious water. And the machete is great, probably best for the jungle but an axe will suit just as well. Rope is easily made in the jungle with vine, and I have the standard knowledge of such a survival guide in my mind so the B option is basically for the fire starter's ease and advantage of axe and water pills combined vs the other options.
User avatar #335 - toomas (02/12/2012) [-]
A knife is inferior to NOTHING. This is the most key piece of equipment ever in a survival situation.

As for the no pots for boiling - easy enough. Dig a small hole (better if right off of a stream - if so damn off the water with rocks) and make sure to tamp the mud down. Start your fire and take many small stones, about 1ft in width and place them in the fire. After they're hot, begin dropping them in the water - this raises the temp of the water ( eventually to a boil)

To the hatchet, you really wanna' spend 20 minutes making noise hacking with a hatchet that will become useless soon anyway. Water purification pills are usually crap.

tl;dr - Option A is best, wanna go snipe hunting?
#296 - B all day  [+] (5 new replies) 02/12/2012 on choose carefully +5
User avatar #300 - ArkansasDave (02/12/2012) [-]
Because of the water?
User avatar #301 - PenguinHearts (02/12/2012) [-]
no cause axe and fire starter
User avatar #305 - ArkansasDave (02/12/2012) [-]
You could easily craft a replacement for the axe. But yeah, that fire starter will save you weeks of frustration.
User avatar #310 - PenguinHearts (02/12/2012) [-]
I just see it like this, the knife is inferior to both machete and hatchet. But medi kit is worth a lot but would be odd to carry. The hatchet and fire starter are just very good for overall useage plus the water pills for purifying water when you need to. Realize people you get these three items, not bag and no extra things like pots for boiling precious water. And the machete is great, probably best for the jungle but an axe will suit just as well. Rope is easily made in the jungle with vine, and I have the standard knowledge of such a survival guide in my mind so the B option is basically for the fire starter's ease and advantage of axe and water pills combined vs the other options.
User avatar #335 - toomas (02/12/2012) [-]
A knife is inferior to NOTHING. This is the most key piece of equipment ever in a survival situation.

As for the no pots for boiling - easy enough. Dig a small hole (better if right off of a stream - if so damn off the water with rocks) and make sure to tamp the mud down. Start your fire and take many small stones, about 1ft in width and place them in the fire. After they're hot, begin dropping them in the water - this raises the temp of the water ( eventually to a boil)

To the hatchet, you really wanna' spend 20 minutes making noise hacking with a hatchet that will become useless soon anyway. Water purification pills are usually crap.

tl;dr - Option A is best, wanna go snipe hunting?
#454 - Fuuck yes, this was my **** I used to draw up des… 02/03/2012 on Who remembers this awesome... 0
#570 - Comment deleted 02/02/2012 on Oh God, yes 0
#221 - Situational 01/16/2012 on pokerface vs poker face +7
#53 - Patient doctor confidentiality much?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2012 on my life as a med student +7
User avatar #55 - RGmowgli (01/09/2012) [-]
No names.
No ages.
No towns.
No other kinds of identifying characteristics.
OP is golden.
#57 - joshwontwon (01/09/2012) [-]
don't you meanOH PEEis brown?
#125 - Do you live in centreville Virginia good sir?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2012 on Monster 0
User avatar #129 - benthererapedthat (01/09/2012) [-]
ayyy i live in reston
#229 - I enjoy my showers all the way up to hot :D 01/01/2012 on She is Worth it +1
#330 - I don't usually do this lol I just got lucky twice in a roll. ;) 01/01/2012 on my fishy 0
#191 - Comment deleted 01/01/2012 on Antidaeophobia 0
#190 - Comment deleted 01/01/2012 on Antidaeophobia 0
#169 - Everyone check my dubs on the next comic :D 01/01/2012 on Brownies 0
#304 - Im on ******* fire!  [+] (3 new replies) 01/01/2012 on my fishy +6
User avatar #323 - lolzordz (01/01/2012) [-]
you should at least try adding pictures to make your dubs funnier...all youre really doing is rolling numbers ..
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User avatar #330 - PenguinHearts (01/01/2012) [-]
I don't usually do this lol I just got lucky twice in a roll. ;)
#303 - **PenguinHearts rolls 88** Just left dubs in the brownies re…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/01/2012 on my fishy +17
User avatar #304 - PenguinHearts (01/01/2012) [-]
Im on fucking fire!
User avatar #323 - lolzordz (01/01/2012) [-]
you should at least try adding pictures to make your dubs funnier...all youre really doing is rolling numbers ..
#331 - freddiemurcury has deleted their comment.
User avatar #330 - PenguinHearts (01/01/2012) [-]
I don't usually do this lol I just got lucky twice in a roll. ;)
#167 - BAM Show me the money  [+] (1 new reply) 01/01/2012 on Brownies +3
User avatar #169 - PenguinHearts (01/01/2012) [-]
Everyone check my dubs on the next comic :D
#165 - **PenguinHearts rolls 55**  [+] (2 new replies) 01/01/2012 on Brownies +10
User avatar #167 - PenguinHearts (01/01/2012) [-]
BAM Show me the money
User avatar #169 - PenguinHearts (01/01/2012) [-]
Everyone check my dubs on the next comic :D
#164 - Comment deleted 01/01/2012 on Brownies 0
#42 - I know right?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2011 on Sweet Revenge 0
User avatar #49 - thecatholic (12/28/2011) [-]
.... I don't believe anything in this world is completely perfect, but you, good sir, have come as close as humanly possible.
#2 - Exactly 12/28/2011 on You Must /B New Here 0
#2 - **PenguinHearts rolled a random image posted in comment #79 … 12/28/2011 on Weed bro? +1
#469 - **PenguinHearts rolled a random image posted in comment #917… 12/28/2011 on Teams 0
#11 - **PenguinHearts rolled a random image posted in comment #49 … 12/28/2011 on Bored at Work +7
#31 - Comment deleted 12/28/2011 on Epic comment is epic 0
#16 - **PenguinHearts rolled a random image posted in comment #283… 12/28/2011 on True. . . 0
#41 - Comment deleted 12/28/2011 on Dont try this at home 0
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User avatar #1 - hotpost (01/10/2014) [-]
you have so many friends but no profile comments
User avatar #2 to #1 - PenguinHearts (01/10/2014) [-]
TONS of people added me after I hit front page my first few times.
User avatar #3 to #2 - hotpost (01/10/2014) [-]
and they didn't even bother to comment
User avatar #4 to #3 - PenguinHearts (01/10/2014) [-]
I dunno, I had lots of comments before at some point. I am not sure if I deleted them all, dont think so cause it takes literally forever to delete like 10. Or if I lost them all I have no idea haha. I personally don't use this site to chat with the community much. Though I do rather love this place it feels like home after all.. I just prefer to sit back and look at content and post here and there.
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